Eldergays: Who did you want to fuck?

Hugh Beaumont

Tod Stiles. All day, all night. Every day, every night.

Tod Stiles all day, every day.

OP, are you 90? Who are these people?

some of this is pedo

Bea Arthur.

Clint Walker.

I had a thing for Robbie, but also any Tim Considine character.

Ricky Nelson.

Cousin Oliver

Charles Ingalls

Thomas Magnum

I wanted Tony Ward’s beaver-cleaver inside me so deep that Barbara Billingsley would clutch her pearls for days.

Dr. Kildare.

Randy Travis

Professor Roy Hinckley

I meant ANDY Travis

Flipper's dad, Brian Kelly.

Put me in the middle of a Tod Stiles-Buz Murdock sandwich.

If the question was “who did I want to be deep inside of?”, I would have voted.

I'm surprised at all the Robbie Douglas love.

No contest.

Albert Ingalls, Wally Cleaver and Eddie Haskell

Current Top Three:

Wally Cleaver

Bubba Higgins

Robbie Douglas

Robbie Douglas made me moist as a snack cake

Carl Betz!

[quote] I'm surprised at all the Robbie Douglas love.

It’s because he was a dreamboat.

R7 Clint Walker but especially from The Dirty Dozen.

Dr. Kildaire

Joe Mannix

Eb from Green Acres

Peter Jennings

I’ve only watched three of the ten shows (Leave it to Beaver, Brady Bunch, Mama’s Family), so I only knew three characters. I’m bored, so I Googled the rest.

[italic]Wally Cleaver[/italic] - [bold]Leave it to Beaver[/bold] (1957-1963) ACTOR: [italic]Tony Dow[/italic] (1945-2022)

[italic]Bud Anderson[/italic] - [bold]Father Knows Best[/bold] (1954-1960) ACTOR: [italic]Billy Gray[/italic] (1938-1983)

[italic]Greg Brady[/italic] - [bold]Brady Bunch[/bold] (1969-1974) ACTOR: [italic]Barry Williams[/italic] (1954)

[italic]Bubba Higgins[/italic] - [bold]Mama’s Family[/bold] (1983-1990) ACTOR: [italic]Allan Kayser[/italic] (1963)

[italic]Albert Ingalls[/italic] - [bold]Little House[/bold] (1974-1983) ACTOR: [italic]Matthew Labyorteaux[/italic] (1966)

[italic]Jeff Stone[/italic] - [bold]Donna Reed[/bold] (1958-1966) ACTOR: [italic]Paul Peterson[/italic] (1945)

[italic]Joe Gannon[/italic] - [bold]Medical Center[/bold] (1969-1976) ACTOR: [italic]Chad Everett[/italic] (1937-2012)

[italic]Tod Stiles[/italic] - [bold]Route 66[/bold] (1960-1964) ACTOR: [italic]Martin Milner[/italic] (1931-2015)

[italic]Paul Drake[/italic] - [bold]Perry Mason[/bold] (1957-1966) ACTOR: [italic]William Hopper[/italic] (1915-1970)

[italic]Robbie Douglas[/italic] - [bold]My Three Sons[/bold] (1960-1972) ACTOR: [italic]Don Grady[/italic] (1944-2012)

I found clear pictures of everyone except Bud Anderson.

The character photos are in the same order as OP’s poll.

George Glass, but don’t tell Jan.

Billy Mumy

The Professor from 'Gilligan's Island

Vince Edwards as Dr. Ben Casey

Jethro Bodine

Illya Kuryakin

Both of the Duke boys. I'd still fuck MAGA asshole John Schneider.

Thanks, r33, for explaining who all the characters are. I hadn’t heard of some of them, or certainly couldn’t remember.

R33. Billy Gray isn't DEAD!

Like r8, my favorite was any character played by Tim Considine

Peyton Place, the 1960s TV series:

Ryan O'Neal as Rodney Harrington

Christopher Connelly as Norman Harrington

James Douglas as Steven Cord

Beau Brummell

Christopher Atkins

Billy Dee Williams

Magnum

James Garner

Andy Gibb

R21, I don’t know if you’ve ever seen My Three Sons, but Don Grady (Robbie) was not only stunning in his prime, he had a sexy voice. The way he carried himself was so seductive.

(Unfortunately, as he aged, he turned into William Shatner. Possibly a turnon for others but definitely not for me.)

Parker Stevenson was dreamy.

Robbie's butt-chin was ever-so intriguing to 6 or 7 year old me, and my mother was upset when I said I didn't understand why Ernie got adopted into the Douglas family and not me. I don't think she ever connected that I was infatuated with Don Grady; what she was upset about was that she encouraged a better relationship between my brother and I and I said I wanted to be adopted the Douglas family so that Robbie would be my brother, like Ernie.

It was a recurring theme throughout my childhood. I frequently suggested boys I'd like for an older brother. She's always ask my what was wrong with my brother and I must have said a million times "he's mean to me!", and of course, that wasn't it; what caused the rift was that my brother was so clearly our father's favorite that you could see it from outer space. And brother sealed the deal when he saw that I'd hung a picture of Parker Stevenson over my desk and accused me (once again) of being a fag and told me that, like if I ever used drugs, if I was a fag he'd kill me. What hurts about that is that at the time I of course knew no different but within a few years and in retrospect I realized that he didn't come up with this threat, he was parroting our father.

Wally Cleaver was my ideal and first male crush watching afternoon reruns on my black & white TV. All these year's later I still find him to be my ideal guy.

Every time I see mention of Wally, I think of Beaver instead and go "Eww!"

Wally!

Cousin Itt

Dr. Stone

Paul Drake - best daddy ever

R49, did you ever settle things with either your brother or your father?

y’all are stupid old. and the list is too twink fixated. i wanted to nuzzle the six million dollar man’s hairy chest, and unbuckle john schnieder’s jeans on dusk of hazard. i didn’t know enough about sex to know what these actions really meant, but i sure wanted to find out.

[quote]y’all are stupid old

Unless you're GenZ or Gen Alpha, who are more social media-focused, most people 45 and up (the main demo of DL) would know or have a general idea of who most of those people are. Bud Anderson and Jeff Stone may trip them up, but the rest of those shows are being played every day or so on some channel.

[quote] dusk of hazard. i didn’t know enough

You still don't.

It depends on what "settle" means, R56. Overall, I'd say no, but there were moments later in life that softened the divide. What I thought of when reading your question was an acknowledgement from my father in my late 20s that he realized his failures, but understanding that I had only become interesting to my father when I'd grown up enough that he could — or wanted to — relate to me.

The backstory: We'd gone on a family vacation to Disneyland when I was 8, and despite my and my brother's insistence at wanting to stay at the park, he dragged us off to a barbecue with a high school friend of his who'd moved to LA, complete with a big house in the San Fernando Valley with a pool, something he mentioned to entice us with at least an afternoon of swimming. His friend had a 16-year-old son who was a typical SoCal surfer boy, blond, built and pretty much my pre-pubescent ideal. His name was Steve and he was a total sweetheart, taking an immediate like and teaching me some swim strokes, putting his hands all over me to show my what to do and how to move my arms and legs, and just paying attention to me. I stuck to him like glue all afternoon, eventually falling asleep in his arms. When I woke up on the drive back to Disney, I became upset that I hadn't been able to say goodbye to Steve and told my mother I wished he was my brother. Ouch.

Cut to 20 years later (so, early 1990s) when my father was helping me with a minor remodeling job (an adult, interesting thing) when he, out of the blue, brought up Steve, asking if I remembered him. I did, of course; then my father said that he'd died, and... "he wasn't fond of the ladies" then indicated it was due to HIV without saying so. It was bittersweet; it was the first time he ever expressed any compassion or warmth toward me in relation to being gay, and yet tainted by association to the AIDs crisis.

Frank Cannon or Mr. French. Actually, both of them.

James MacArthur. I wanted Dano to book me.

For you, R62…

Bubba!

I had a crush on Eric Brown, Buzz on Mama's Family for the first two seasons.

^ Buzz had a phenomenal ass.

Thank you, R63! ❤️

JR Jones (played by Mark Shera)

Starsky

r57 You write like an uneducated idiot.

R65 Another fan here of Buzz and his awesome ass.

Isn’t Jeff Stone Tonya Harding‘s ex-husband Jeff Gillooly after he changed his name?

Looks like I've got Peter Brady circa The Brady Bunch Hour all to myself

None of these folks.

I wasn’t even alive yet.

C’mon, OP.

I remember from an early age telling by parents I wanted to be Clint Walker’s cum dump. My father pretended not to know what I was talking about but my mother knew.