Do you think it's rude if a guy puts a towel down before you fuck?

Way to go! No sheets to wash.

As long as it’s Egyptian cotton and fluffy from a dryer, not dried on the line outside.

Maybe you just look like you're going to leak and ooze something on to the sheets.

Stealth scat thread.

Seems practical.

OP you and your boyfriend are not coming to my house as overnight guests again.

Look at all you fancy faggots, having sex ON A BED!

Towel Dancer - The Sequel

Men don't mind. Women get all insulted and ho batshit.

I wouldn’t be offended. Maybe the sheets were expensive

On a light colored couch yes, or any piece of furniture other than a bed if filming in an Air BnB.

A towel is a must!

I don’t want lube all over the sheets.

I was VERY offended when a guy put it over my face!

No. It means he intends to fuck the shit out of you.

It's one of Jeanne Dielman's good housekeeping hacks.

No, because I would rather not look at his Vivian Vance duvet cover while we fuck.

R17 What if it's a Lisa Frank duvet, circa 1995?

Then we'll talk, r18.

I sleep on a towel that is placed on top of the fitted sheet. It absorbs sweating and keeps the sheet from going bad.

R20 What are you, an aging goldendoodle?

He’s a wetter!

Just be glad you're not passing-out drunk and the last thing you notice is that it's large plastic sheets.

Maybe you look like a crier.

Depends on how they fuck.

Maybe he doesn't want his mother to wake up to see what you two are doing.

The last time R20's sheets were laundered were when his mother washed them after she kicked him out.

“Don’t mind me. I’m just towel-down, knees-touching-ears…”

Heaven forbid that a man make a spare bed with a set of fuck sheets and a protective sheet under them when planning to pick up a dirty-ass bottom for a fudge fest.

Well, OP, in all fairness, the sidewalk is dirty and cold.

Well no, especially if it's a Chrysler Cordoba and the guy doesn't want spoog and cheap lube all over the Corinthian leather. It seems practical.

R20 "keeps the sheets from going bad"? 🤮🤮🤮😱😱🤡

Hey, if he wants to fuck me, I don't care is he puts down Brillo pads!

Not if he's wearing the towel.

No, wet spots won't do.

I can’t even conceive of why you would consider it rude. No one wants santorum on the bed.

I eat in my bed. I wash my sheets every few months.

I put a towel down because my regular hookup has hyperspermia. Hot AF.

R37 You sound like one attractive guy!

[quote]R16 It's one of Jeanne Dielman's good housekeeping hacks.

OMG - that’s who I thought of, too!