Jessica Simpson can't make up her mind about her body

Does that necklace come with powers to defeat evil demon preachers who interuniversally kidnap children?

Isn’t she high and drunk all the time? She looks it

I’m so confused.

I guess her husband cheated. She sounds very drunk or high during the interview clip.

She's probably relapsed. Sad.

On another note, what's going on with her tits OP's photo? Looks like the skin is molting.

She must have quit the Mounjaro and gained it all back plus 25 more.

I took a glance at her IG and she can barely talk her lips are so inflated and she’s wearing really dark liner— worse than Britney. I read somewhere her husband was sick of being with someone so obsessed with their looks and all the work she has had done to achieve that blow up doll look.

On the other hand— I checked out Lohan’s IG and she looks fantastic!

The producer on her album got her to stop caterwauling and to actually sing. She sounds better than she ever has.

Jennifer Coolidge looks great!

Her turquoise-on-tan aesthetic is giving me "Midwest Country-Club Grandma Circa 1978" vibes.

She has neck cunt. She’s too young for that.

Is she currently in her chili cook off tour?

She looks best a tad plump.

—Or about which type of crustacean that she wishes her overwrought jewelry should be.

Her long neck still irritates me.

It's time for Mom Jeans again.

At least she doesn’t look like Longlegs here

She obviously has an eating disorder. She needs to get treatment.

^^She just needs to go raise her long-necked children in peace and quiet, and by peace and quiet, I mean by not making music.

Wow. Tons of cheek filler, unless she’s storing nuts for winter.

Back on the booze.

So the DA basically told the two who plead out that if they said Koenig threw the rock they wouldn’t get life? Because that’s what it sounds like happened. As someone said above, if Koenig was driving what is the likelihood that he could have thrown the rock that killed her? He was also the only one who didn’t take a plea deal. So Koenig’s buddy changed his story to pin it on him.

I’m not defending Koenig by the way. It’s just very sleazy all around.

Sorry, wrong thread.

Looks like stretch marks or veins on her boobs.

She’s like Janet Jackson. They like to yo-yo.

She must be eating like a pig. She’s gained about 50 pounds in just a few months.

She’s wearing half of the turquoise in New Mexico on her back!

I started this thread because at the end of last year/beginning of this year, she was SCARY SKINNY. Then, fast-forward a few months later and she's pleasingly plump again.

I hope we don't hear about her having heart issues in the future.

She should just enjoy her money and retire day drinking away her days