Nutjob Britney Spears Reacts To Son Jayden’s Impressive Piano Performance

I’m so happy for her - always hoping she’s alright. He is quite good on the piano.

She needs to be institutionalized. I took piano lessons from 1st grade through the 12th grade. I know it when I see a genius on the piano, and that boy is not even close.

And what is this accent that broad has affected?

Forget Britney. What's with the kid and the sunglasses and wool beanie and the mumbling like he's on some kind of hallucinogenics?

Lol R3.

That's why I laughed when she said "I can't believe he's mine!!!"

I can.

He's a mouth breathing idiot and a moron, just like his mother.

Just wondering, who are Britny's gal pals?

I wouldn't doubt Britney has no friends or contact with anyone outside of her handlers.

R5 I don't think she has any real friends, sadly.

WTF. He's just pounding on the piano. ZERO musicality. A CHIMP could do it better. Jesus PETE!

Is he playing "Womanizer?"

Did those two get high together that day or something?

God, they both seem totally strung out.

I thought she wasn't allowed contact with her children.

Apparently, his response to her "I can feel it in my (insert body part here)" was:

"I can feel it in my dick" (per the DM article I read last night).

Like mother, like son.

BTW, this is her favorite (younger) son, and even he has even called her out for ignoring his (older) brother. I wonder what the deal is there.

He’s just a guy who took piano lessons for a long while—hardly a Mozart

People with dissociative identity disorder often use different accents for their alter personalities.

He's a wannaBieber

Is her son allowed to be left alone with her? She sounds totally unhinged. Like, scary unhinged.

What happened to that red hot parolee?

Oh, you can bet your sweet ass that Not-Hot Felon is around. She goes with him and (some of) his kids on trampoline outings sometimes (I think at least once in the past month), and we also haven't heard a fake "Britney has sworn off men" story in awhile.

[quote] Did those two get high together that day or something?

[quote] God, they both seem totally strung out.

That's exactly what I was thinking. They are both high as fuck!

[quote] I thought she wasn't allowed contact with her children.

They're both adults now.

Jayden is 18 and Preston is 19.

[quote] BTW, this is her favorite (younger) son, and even he has even called her out for ignoring his (older) brother. I wonder what the deal is there.

Jayden is better looking than Preston.

Britney prefers only good looking guys.

Notice how she leans in towards Jayden and away from Preston.

Where's Sammy?

Is he peddling his fine ass on Santa Monica Boulevard yet?

Sam Ashgari has a new girlfriend and is probably thanking ye gods he is done and over with (her) BS.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

I was going to suggest that she's going to die like Matthew Perry and Whitney Houston, but I don't think Britney bathes.

He’s really cute.

I can’t believe she has a son this old.

When was the last time she put out any music?

“I felt it in all my holes. Jayden, you did a good job!.! Mama loves you!”

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Not only is the permanent A list "singer" doing drugs with her own offspring but also an offspring of her drug dealing boyfriend.

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r27 that tracks.

r2 You're an idiot.

You don't think every mother thinks their child is a 'genius?' Especially if they have been estranged for a while, she's probably just so thrilled to even be around him.

[quote] Not only is the permanent A list "singer" doing drugs with her own offspring but also an offspring of her drug dealing boyfriend.

This could be why Preston avoids her.

I guess he's not into drugs, but Jayden is.

Jayden actually seems like he smokes pot. Like his dad.

Kevin Federline is a huge pot head.

What the fuck WAS that?! Was he being electrocuted or something while he played? Spastic. Ham-handed. He SUCKS.

[quote]“Oh my God! I felt it in my bones and my heart and my lungs and my ass and my throat and I’m scared.”

This is pretty much Immanuel Kant's definition of the sublime!

r31 You think *that's* spastic? You've never seen an actual virtuoso play a piano, have you? They tend to goon the fuck out.

I Kant believe you compared Britney Spears to Immanuel Kant.

[quote]People with dissociative identity disorder

I thought this diagnosis was largely debunked.

Brit Brit is schizoaffective.

r35 she sure enough is. Not enough people understand what that is and how she fits that diagnosis so well.

Translation: she wants her son to fuck her in the ass and throat?

I honestly wouldn't put it past her. She's hypersexual. Apparently she has no boundaries and walks around naked often. This was reported about her even when she was still living with her parents.

I'm sure she did it in front of her kids, too.

Did they just reunite for the first time since puberty?

No, apparently they hadn't seen her in 3 years...when they were 14 and 15 years old was the last time.

That's very bipolar, r38.

What's Federline doing for money now? Since the children are no longer minors, I would imagine that the child support gravy train has ended. Maybe he managed to save and invest some of it before it stopped.

I don’t think he’s still 300+ lbs

R43 ok and?

And do we know her cooters response to this ah-may-zin performance? That's usually her first responder.

Let's face it, Jay: all your mom knows how to do is take her *hiccup* clothes off...

I hadn’t heard her voice in 20 years and it is really deep. How can you tell that kid is hot? He has a hat and sunglasses on. He looks like ugly trash and she sounds like trash.

Have they slept together yet?

R35 R36 Brihn Shpeersh esh shkishoffafafaftif?

R32, why I love Datalounge.