Who should play Tim Kruger

Who is Tim Kruger?

What is Google?

What is the what?

Too soon!

Chris Evans looks most like Tim.

At 43 Chris Evans is nearly the same age that Tim was at 44 when he died.

Based on what we've seen over the years, NO ONE on OP's list has the bona fides to play Tim Kruger.

With those pictures showing him with the permed hair, all I can think of is Mark Zuckerberg.

Which of them are uncut?

Well, the inches matter very much. L times W.

I looked him up, and none of the people in the poll look like him. Jack O'Connell is probably the one who resembles him the most.

Perhaps Paul Mescal with a buzzcut. .. He's close to the right age in order to have Kruger's biopic start when he got into pron at the age of 26. .. And we know Mescal can make a believable ginger with a perm to replicate Tim's latest look.

How did I forget Michael Fassbender?

Must they sort of look like him AND have the cock - which limits the options - or can we go the "cock syncing" route with prosthetics. The casting process for the former is a lot more fun.

Will they use a penis prostheses?

And an intimacy coordinator?

[quote] or can we go the "cock syncing" route with prosthetics.

or AI special effects.

On that note, we also have the German accent to consider.

What inevitable biopic? Tim Kruger was a dull person. He did nothing of interest in his life besides fuck dudes for porn cash. He said nothing interesting and kept a low profile. He had zero talent in anything but porn and he was boring fucker. He was a whore and a porn worker but dull as dishwater.

Who will play Grosses Gerät? Johnny Depp?

Viola Davis! Best actor in history of film

Mason Reese

I think we're being a bit facetious and joking, R17. No one thinks a biopic is inevitable. You sound like you could use some TimTales-style horse cock.

I was being facetious as well. Except Tim was indeed a boring performer so I recommend Armie Hammer or yes Chris Evans or Sam Worthington.

Gene Hackman

Is Andy Dick still alive?

super curious about coroner's report cause of death

R25 Yeah, what happened?

Will we ever learn the cause of his death?

R17 That’s so sad sex was his entire life.

The dude from the Rexulti commercial.