Is Luigi's ass hairy or smooth?

Hairy but has a nice, firm shape.

Is Luigi’s dick long or thick?

^^^...and intact.

Would someone please shit in my mouth?

It'll get me off faster.

R13 all the above. Woof woof

R3 not r13 whoops was dickmatized

His body is pretty smooth. It’s probably smooth. It’s definitely FAT! He really fills out a pair of pants!

[quote] Is Luigi’s dick long or thick?

Yes. He’s Italian. Cums with the territory.

From the other thread:

[quote] He has a dark treasure trail in some of the shirtless photos

Links, plz?

[quote] It’s definitely FAT! He really fills out a pair of pants!

Link please.

Mmm, and fragrant!

I envision his groin and ass crack to be covered with thick, dark pubic hair.

The asscrack will be hairy like his legs.

I agree with R13. Legs and upper thighs are generally a better predictor of what you'll find in the asscrack.

Tsk tsk.

His outer cheeks are smooth but closer to the crack he's hirsute.

Unlike many, it seems, I love a super-smooth ass. I love it when a guy just has to open his smooth cheeks just a bit to get a perfectly clear view of his winking hole.

[quote] I love it when a guy just has to open his smooth cheeks just a bit to get a perfectly clear view of his winking hole.

And then you have a staring match to see who winks first?

I don't like hole. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like cheeks. With cheeks everything is soft and smooth.

Smooth globes and hairy hole.

That crack is salted with a smattering of black fur, come on now

I'm not seeing any trail at R21, 22, and 23. But it occurs to me that some of these photos could have been from when Luigi was in his early 20s; he's only 26 now. A lot of guys don't develop chest hair until they're out of college; is the same true of ass hair? (Trails usually creep up much sooner.)

Like many Italian-American men before him, he's very brash and not afraid to take matters into his own hands.

R25 there is clearly a trail there

R27, Luigi most definitely has a hairy bush.

Since there are a ton of virgins here, this is what Luigi's asscrack most likely looks like.

Wait... Luigi is gay? Or did R27 just add "Gay" to the title on his ibb link to make our penises stand at attention?

What do we really think went on with him, to kill? He looks adorable, kind eyes, nice vibe and good background. Whats going on here, details seem scarce. Some are saying hes a hero, others are saying theyve got the wrong guy.

R31, when you fuck with an Italian-American man, we make sure our response is heard loud and clear. As an example.

I don’t understand the obsession with this fugly twink.

[quote]What do we really think went on with him, to kill?

To my understanding, he had a surfing (?) accident and injured his back/spine. Despite that he comes from money, his insurance was through United Healthcare and they denied treatment. He put his back x-rays on his Xitter profile pics with the screws surgeons installed clearly visible, and clearly painful. Pain, especially long-term pain, does a number on the brain and could drive one to kill.

[quote]Some are saying hes a hero, others are saying theyve got the wrong guy.

He is a hero. I know a lot of people disagree with me on that, to which I'll point out that it's a matter of perspective: if you come from the 1%, it scares the shit out of you (as well it should), but if you come from the 99%, you should be cheering for one of the first times in the modern era someone has stepped forward to water the tree of liberty. Who knows how history will view him; he could be the first shot in a civil war that wrests control of our future from the oligarchs, or he could be a nobody memory-holed to the rise of a Trumpian new world order in which we are merely cogs in the wheel deserving of no rights, no freedoms, no security, nothing.

That the insurance industry was poised to issue a rule that they would only pay for a few hours of anesthesia for an operation in which you would wake up in agony as doctors cut, prod and pull at your flayed-open innards and then Luigi sacrificed himself for the better good which stopped implementation of that policy in its tracks tells you everything you need to know about where we're headed.

Let's get back to all the hair!

His ass is gonna be mine after he’s let free after this case

I can't see R29!

I want to bury my face in him!

Adorable.

Have you all never seen a naked Italian-American man's asscrack before??

Trigger warning! This is what it looks like.

R40 = Chris Meloni

Damn, where are our plucky prison journalists when we need them?

R41 is 100% correct.

I can't see R41 either!

When will photos of Luigi's hairy asscrack leak??

You all never seen an Italian-American man's asscrack before? Really?

R34 is correct.

Responses like R47 make me realize that I don't think I've ever had sex with an Italian-American. Bucket list!

Why don’t you murder someone on the remote chance that you might share a cell with Luigi?

You filthy whores!

R49, Italian-American men know how to throw a nasty fuck.

R46 the day cannot come soon enough

Luigi truly looks like he could be Adam Carolla's son

You don’t have those eyebrows and have a hairless ass. The hair starts in the taint and goes up both sides of the crack, outward a couple or three inches into the cheeks, training off towards the top of the crack.

His hair pattern will be a lot like that ethnically Italian fuckboy who makes the cooking videos and uses the word “Bitch” all the time. The chests won’t get hairy until later in their 20’s, but the hair on the legs goes up to the genitals and ends at the belly button. Dark and thick and lovely. I’d curl up and happily die in it.

How do you keep it spotlessly clean?

[quote] and uses the word “Bitch” all the time

It's "betch"!

Mama runs me a nice hot bath, R55.

Tongue bath?

Well lookie here! Who knew this site had so many verified asscrack-ologists? R54.

Do you know where you are? If any corner of the internet should know the amount of hair in a certain ethnicity’s ass crack, it’s this one.