I couldn't care less about his relationship with Taylor Swift. This thread is about his looks, acting and appeal.
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I couldn't care less about his relationship with Taylor Swift. This thread is about his looks, acting and appeal.
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by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 5, 2025 3:09 PM |
He gave a mediocre performance in The Brutalist.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 1, 2025 9:45 PM |
He has a rather bland screen presence which actually serves him well in ensemble films or as a supporting character.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 1, 2025 9:54 PM |
Emma Stone wanked him off in The Favourite
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 1, 2025 10:34 PM |
He looks great at R3.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 1, 2025 11:37 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 2, 2025 1:37 AM |
Neanderthal mouth breather Kelce is a step down
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 2, 2025 2:30 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 2, 2025 2:42 AM |
I didn't know that he was gay
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 2, 2025 2:56 AM |
Bland. You focus on whoever ELSE is on screen. He has a juicy role in The Brutalist and doesn't register.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 2, 2025 7:17 AM |
Swiftards can't stop shitting on him and are happy that their Mother got the upgrade, aka Travis Kelce.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 2, 2025 8:53 AM |
Joe was her most beautiful boyfriend
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 2, 2025 9:28 AM |
[quote] You focus on whoever ELSE is on screen. He has a juicy role in The Brutalist and doesn't register.
I'll need to watch The Brutalist to see if he does his usual fine job of allowing the stars to shine.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 2, 2025 3:42 PM |
I have only seen him play brutish cold fish or quiet sensitive types. I don’t seek out his work, but he is quite affective. He worked well in The Brutalist.
And I am sure the yellow skin troll adores him.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 2, 2025 3:45 PM |
He looks great at OP.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 2, 2025 10:05 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 3, 2025 4:26 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 3, 2025 4:26 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 3, 2025 4:27 AM |
This guy needs to stop taking supporting roles in low budget film festival entrants and take a supporting role in a nice juice franchise. He’s so serious.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 3, 2025 5:10 PM |
Perhaps he should be in the upcoming Bond films, though I don’t see him as Bond himself.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 3, 2025 5:19 PM |
I want him to be a success just because Swifties keep going after him
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 3, 2025 6:29 PM |
[quote] take a supporting role in a nice juice franchise
He could be our Anita Bryant.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 4, 2025 2:57 AM |
Possible future Academy Award nomination for "Best Hair."
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 8, 2025 5:10 PM |
That's future Oscar-winner Joe Alwyn to you, buddy!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 8, 2025 5:30 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 12, 2025 5:29 AM |
Can’t imagine going from this guy to her current Frankenstein.
She’s trashing him in verse because she hates her life.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 12, 2025 9:49 AM |
Dating Taylor Swift, I think he ruined his chances at a career. He might have to wait a long time before he ever lands a decent role. But he’s going to be Taylor Swift’s boyfriend forever.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 4, 2025 2:06 AM |
I'll compliment him by saying there is something in his face that reminds me of Joel Edgerton.
Both good-looking but they aren't too pretty, and I like that.
Alwyn lacks the charisma to be Bond.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 4, 2025 2:54 AM |
He seems like a very sweet guy. A nice guy. Too nice for her.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 4, 2025 3:11 AM |
[quote]Dating Taylor Swift, I think he ruined his chances at a career.
That, and being vocally pro-Hamas on his socials. He's not someone like Ruffalo, who can afford to blow some of his social capital on that cause, he's just a good old British antisemite. But all the temples in L.A. have his number now, so good luck to him.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 4, 2025 3:33 AM |
I'm thinking that Joe Alwyn and Theo James are in the mix for the next Bond. Also think Michael Fassbender is too. The door is wide open. Think about it. Mission Impossible franchise is over. This is the last one. There are no Jason Bournes out here. So it's time for Bond to come back after a decent interval. The problem is that Joe Alwyn doesn't seem to have much personality. He's not edgy enough.
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