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Joe Alwyn

I couldn't care less about his relationship with Taylor Swift. This thread is about his looks, acting and appeal.

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by Anonymousreply 33June 5, 2025 3:09 PM

He gave a mediocre performance in The Brutalist.

by Anonymousreply 1March 1, 2025 9:45 PM

He has a rather bland screen presence which actually serves him well in ensemble films or as a supporting character.

by Anonymousreply 2March 1, 2025 9:54 PM

hot fucker

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by Anonymousreply 3March 1, 2025 10:14 PM

Emma Stone wanked him off in The Favourite

by Anonymousreply 4March 1, 2025 10:34 PM

He looks great at R3.

by Anonymousreply 5March 1, 2025 11:37 PM
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by Anonymousreply 6March 2, 2025 1:37 AM

Neanderthal mouth breather Kelce is a step down

by Anonymousreply 7March 2, 2025 2:30 AM
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by Anonymousreply 8March 2, 2025 2:42 AM

I didn't know that he was gay

by Anonymousreply 9March 2, 2025 2:56 AM

Bland. You focus on whoever ELSE is on screen. He has a juicy role in The Brutalist and doesn't register.

by Anonymousreply 10March 2, 2025 7:17 AM

Swiftards can't stop shitting on him and are happy that their Mother got the upgrade, aka Travis Kelce.

by Anonymousreply 11March 2, 2025 8:53 AM

Joe was her most beautiful boyfriend

by Anonymousreply 12March 2, 2025 9:28 AM

[quote] You focus on whoever ELSE is on screen. He has a juicy role in The Brutalist and doesn't register.

I'll need to watch The Brutalist to see if he does his usual fine job of allowing the stars to shine.

by Anonymousreply 13March 2, 2025 3:42 PM

I have only seen him play brutish cold fish or quiet sensitive types. I don’t seek out his work, but he is quite affective. He worked well in The Brutalist.

And I am sure the yellow skin troll adores him.

by Anonymousreply 14March 2, 2025 3:45 PM

He looks great at OP.

by Anonymousreply 15March 2, 2025 10:05 PM
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by Anonymousreply 16March 3, 2025 4:26 AM
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by Anonymousreply 17March 3, 2025 4:26 AM
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by Anonymousreply 18March 3, 2025 4:27 AM

This guy needs to stop taking supporting roles in low budget film festival entrants and take a supporting role in a nice juice franchise. He’s so serious.

by Anonymousreply 19March 3, 2025 5:10 PM

Perhaps he should be in the upcoming Bond films, though I don’t see him as Bond himself.

by Anonymousreply 20March 3, 2025 5:19 PM

I want him to be a success just because Swifties keep going after him

by Anonymousreply 21March 3, 2025 6:29 PM

[quote] take a supporting role in a nice juice franchise

He could be our Anita Bryant.

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by Anonymousreply 22March 4, 2025 2:57 AM

James Bond speculation.

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by Anonymousreply 23March 8, 2025 4:51 PM

Possible future Academy Award nomination for "Best Hair."

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by Anonymousreply 24March 8, 2025 5:10 PM

That's future Oscar-winner Joe Alwyn to you, buddy!

by Anonymousreply 25March 8, 2025 5:30 PM
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by Anonymousreply 26March 12, 2025 5:29 AM

Can’t imagine going from this guy to her current Frankenstein.

She’s trashing him in verse because she hates her life.

by Anonymousreply 27March 12, 2025 9:49 AM

Joe.

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by Anonymousreply 28June 4, 2025 1:56 AM

Dating Taylor Swift, I think he ruined his chances at a career. He might have to wait a long time before he ever lands a decent role. But he’s going to be Taylor Swift’s boyfriend forever.

by Anonymousreply 29June 4, 2025 2:06 AM

I'll compliment him by saying there is something in his face that reminds me of Joel Edgerton.

Both good-looking but they aren't too pretty, and I like that.

Alwyn lacks the charisma to be Bond.

by Anonymousreply 30June 4, 2025 2:54 AM

He seems like a very sweet guy. A nice guy. Too nice for her.

by Anonymousreply 31June 4, 2025 3:11 AM

[quote]Dating Taylor Swift, I think he ruined his chances at a career.

That, and being vocally pro-Hamas on his socials. He's not someone like Ruffalo, who can afford to blow some of his social capital on that cause, he's just a good old British antisemite. But all the temples in L.A. have his number now, so good luck to him.

by Anonymousreply 32June 4, 2025 3:33 AM

I'm thinking that Joe Alwyn and Theo James are in the mix for the next Bond. Also think Michael Fassbender is too. The door is wide open. Think about it. Mission Impossible franchise is over. This is the last one. There are no Jason Bournes out here. So it's time for Bond to come back after a decent interval. The problem is that Joe Alwyn doesn't seem to have much personality. He's not edgy enough.

by Anonymousreply 33June 5, 2025 3:09 PM
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