WHAT'S IN NICOLAS FAIRFORD'S BAG?

As with Her Late Majesty perhaps it should remain a mystery.

Just a guess

I saw a video where he had a new couch delivered last week. Somehow the idea struck me as depressing and I couldn’t watch.

(Come to think of it, most of his vids have an air of sterile sadness about them.)

A powder puff. No powder. All theater.

… tampons …

Bitch stole my act.

Like her late Majesty, only a hanky and a spare pair of tights.

Her Ladyship glossy in Prolapse Pink.

A Tiffany floor lamp, a Potted plant, a hat rack, Monogrammed Hankies, a head scarf for those nights when there is a chill in the air, The bones of his enemies, and a Free Luigi Poster.

A Vera Bradley snack purse.

Dildos and a vintage Laura Ashley print sample book.

Bunny Mellon would be gobsmacked.

What every Lady carries in her minaudière.

R4, I can hear him now, “Oh GOOOOOOOOOOD! Your delivery vans have the Royal Warrant on both sides!.

R10, a collection of doorknobs a la Marion Lorne

Estee Lauder Double Wear Maximum Cover Camouflage foundation and Guerlain 00 Clair Rosé Terracotta Light powder.

All the dales receipts and certificate of authenticity because my lady is returning or reselling that bag after the video shoot.

Binaca.

Fake bag like our Miss Nicolas Fakeford.

Does Her Ladyship expect us to believe that Ethan forked out over 3,000 quid to a bird he's not even shagging?

Would one be incorrect in assuming Nicholas infatuation with pocketbooks may be an indication of faggotry?

One would not.

Many straight identifying Nicolai appreciate a fine purse.

Her Ladyship is now conducting a tour of her Louis Vuitton cosmetic case.

Hold me David!

A pretentious glazed donut.

Why do people keep bringing up this twit?

He really should ditch the whole “home decorating / fashion influencer” bit and rebrand as an ASMR channel. He does have the voice for it and the videos that show him tidying up and decorating are actually kind of relaxing to watch.

He has an ASMR channel. It is unbearable!

Nice purse 👜

STOP THE BULLYING! Nicolas is a sweetie.He has over 300,000 followers who find him delightful. It's very revealing that his fellow gays would take such delight in trashing him just for being his AUTHENTIC SELF. Gagle of SELF LOATHING Marys.

“ authentic self” 🤣

Everything about him down to the cheekbones are manufactured.

A charwoman's daughter aping her betters.

Will she demonstrate how to fold sweaters next? Why do people feel the need to show their very boring BANAL lives online? It's not about YOU

It’s worse! That’s not his real life…it’s the fake life he actually aspires to.

R35 it's ALL ABOUT YOU. Google: Online Influencer. Dimwit.

He's definitely fake.

In the video he says "larst year" and then "walked past" (ie not "parst") in the same sentence.

Just goes to show even when he thinks he's rehearsed the accent he slips up pretty easily.

heard he farts a lot😅

R39 Her Ladyship "breaks wind"

Sweet fucking Jesus what a boring sofa. So very Restoration Hardware does downclass Axel Vervoordt, ca. 2005.

Her Ladyship prefers squashy to hard.

A pocket pussy

Speaking of handbags, did you know that our former First Lady of France, Bernadette Chirac, the wife of Jacques Chirac, got the porn treatment of her inordinate love for handbags by our own Spitting Image Puppets. And it might be hard for you to wrap your head around it but the skit was broadcasted in prime time TV at 8 PM sharp on a national public channel, when a lot of kids are still in front of the TV. I don't think this could happen on American national TV before much later if at all. So here's Bernadette Chirac flicking her handbag's bean, if you will.

This creature deserves her own pride flag: stripes of beige, ecru, oyster and eggshell!!!

Navaho White!

LOL

Can't the bitch buy some powder to make her face less shiny?

I do like the AMSR, tho. Very relaxing.

She's shilling at R26, right?

R46 He seems to be getting shinier all the time. Looking more and more like a porcelain doll.

The bag is full of canned cider and racing forms and cigars. It’s all an act!

Got enough pencils there? JFC.

Bitch stole my act.

Wedding gown? You never know when you are going to bump into Mr. Right.

He's an earnest young man trying to make something of his life. I give him credit for this.

Did his sugar daddy set him up with a little nest egg when they broke up or no?

We know he doesn't have matte-finish facial moisturizer in that bag. He's cute but his face is always so shiny.

Her Ladyship with her mum the Dowager Duchess of Char. Must say her veneers and frosted tips are quite fetching.

Are Nicolas and Nathan moving to Paris?

I literally just watched that video R56! Lady Fairford in Paris was draped in a gorgeous cream twinset, lady jewellery and culottes whilst gallivanting around making new friends and searching for an apartment. The gals are planning to move there for 3 months later in the year! They are searching for a 2-3 bedroom (wink wink - we all know they're rodgering each other) apartment in the 5th, 6th or 7th arrondissements.

I read some of the comments on the YouTube page and it's like a cult. And his EYEBROWS and HANDBAGS!

Some of the comments on the "What's I had done to my face" video are hilarious. Especially the ones that mention Datalounge! Several people advised people to check out threads on Datalounge regarding Nicolas.

No R57. I don't believe there is anything sexual between Nathan and Nicolas. Those gals don't have a bisexual bone in their bodies. They only do men!

I noticed the bidet. I'm sure that's non-negotiable for her Ladyship, to keep her bussy fresh and appealing.

They "work" together, they travel together, they're seemingly inseparable. They're both out, single gay men. If they were in a sexual relationship, they'd tell you. Their fraufans would eat it up. Probably "shipping" them as I type this.

He could signal ships with the glare from that forehead.

I wouldn't be surprised if they occasionally share a rent-boy top. I doubt the two of them have any sexual attraction at all to each other.

Just a quick update. The area the gals are looking to live are the 5th, 6th and 7th arrondissements. That's in the centre of Paris. Tres chic and expensive. He said they're pooling their money. I have been to those areas and it is a very beautiful. It would be insanely amazing to live there. Very exciting!

It's funny, I've spent months (usually a summer) in places in Europe, but I have never said that I LIVED there. Since I still maintained a home in the US, I just considered it an extended vacation. When he first mentioned going to live in Paris, I thought he was considering moving there.

[quote]No R57. I don't believe there is anything sexual between Nathan and Nicolas. Those gals don't have a bisexual bone in their bodies. They only do men!

They sure spend a lot of time together in a very couple-like fashion. But yeah - I don't think they would hide it if they were together anyway. Even the people of Jupiter can see they are gay from there. I just like joking about it. I can't even imagine Nicholas having sex! The horror! I can't see it happening. But we do love watching the videos! He goes to some beautiful and interesting locations and the whole thing is fascinating. He is fascinating. He and Nathan have another channel coming out quite soon and it's being professionally filmed. I can't remember what it's about but it's soon.

Eyebrows:

The new eyebrows:

↑ That was before the eyebrows "settled".