Trump Burger to open near me

Where's the link, OP?

Here.

Trump will sue for trademark infringement.

^ HA!

He'll settle out of court for free burgers for life. they'll go bankrupt 3 days later.

Oh good, another fat whore thread

Oh, wow, my middle sister lived in Clear Lake years ago, and when we visited her we'd always take a quick side trip to Kemah; it was so nice back in the late 90s when it was still small, cute and quaint. I bought my first poison ring there.

I cannot even imagine the Kemah I frequently visited being home to a Trump Burger.

Ah, well, [italic]tempus fugit,[/italic] I guess.

Instead of french fries to go with your Trump burger, they should deep fried carrots so the skin of his steady customers eventually turns orange.

The owner Roland Beainy was born and raised in Lebanon. He came to the U.S. in 2019.

I hope he gets deported.

R7, that sleepy fishing town with small restaurants was developed and ruined by Tilman Fertitta. It now has his chain restaurants and a tacky boardwalk/amusement park. It also fucked up the traffic.

Hamburgers or hamberders?

May many MAGA arteries be clogged.

Trump will permit the chain to grow, but only as long as he gets 66% of the profits.

Oh yippee a hillbilly hamburger joint.

Oh, how awful, R10.

Like NOLA's French Quarter has become a sad cheap land of Made In China T-shirt and tchotchkes.

[Quote] Trump Burger owner reveals expansion plans

You’re telling me!

Whenever Trump himself enters, employees are warned to hold the ketchup!

Anyhoo....

I think this is how they imagined Obama fans were living from ‘08 - ‘16 and they just want to have their turn on the cool winning team. It goes over their heads that they’re simping for an obese 80 year old pedophile with a buried penis, gravity defying combover, and full face of pancake makeup who has betrayed every person in his life and holds them in complete disdain and ridicule.

You know, if we were smart we'd open little places with all the terrible, bad shit that can kill you, like triple burgers loaded with bacon and cheese, and serve up piles of it laden with grease and stuff to eat your stomach lining out, and make sure there are enough sweets with artificial chemicals that send your glucose levels through the roof. High cholesterol and plaque on the brain and they get Alzheimer's too.

I can't wait for the multiple food poisonings that will inevitably trace back to Trump Burger. With any luck, they'll be fatal — like everything else Trump touches.

But the MAGAts will continue flocking there...

Even if the guy didn't get deported, there's no way it would have stayed open for very long. Anyone who would open something called Trump burger that sells mediocre burgers whose only selling point is that they are branded Trump on the bun can't have good business skills. "Patriot Burger" or some other code would have worked, but Trump burger makes it undeniable what it is and there's so many people who wouldn't stop there even if they were starving while on a road trip.. After the initial visits from curious MAGA types, sales would collapse fast.

Trump Burger will feature double wide seat for gelatinously fat MAGA asses right?

The thought of a potential Trump “special sauce” is too much to bear.

In honor of J-6 the joint should be called L👀TERS.

Op where you live at? Must be the Deep South.

I knew it. Texas 😂 Smfh.

Owner of Trump-themed burger chain arrested by ICE, facing deportation

Roland Mehrez Beainy, a co-owner of Trump Burger in Texas, is facing deportation.

Beainy, a 28-year-old originally from Lebanon, entered the U.S. in 2019 with a non-immigrant visitor visa and overstayed, according to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).

The restaurateur was arrested by ICE on May 16 and placed in detention. He was then granted bond by an immigration attorney on June 13 as his case goes through the courts, the agency stated.

“Roland Mehrez Beainy does not have any immigration benefits that prevented his arrest or removal from the United States,” an ICE spokesperson told The Hill.

I sense some more material for South Park.

Trump Burger = diarrhea or death.

R28 wow. The ultimate irony. I love it. Kick this cunt out for having no self respect.

[quote]He now stands accused of trying to “game the system” and entering into a “sham” marriage in an attempt to stay in the United States, according to a DHS statement sent to Chron.com. The department also accused him of having “an assault charge” and a “history of illegal marriages.”

[quote]Beainy has denied the allegations, telling Chron.com that “90 percent of the shit they’re saying is not true.” He declined further comment, citing the advice of his lawyer.

What? Trump administration lying? Well, I never in all of my life!

This happened before the deportation news.

Meidas Touch covers it so well.

Everyone knows what will happen: Trump will go to the restaurant, eat a Trump burger, declare it the best thing he's ever eaten, make it a go to place for all MAGAts, and grant citizenship to the owner.