Jasmine Crockett is a televisionary star

LOL yeah, lets make her the next nominee. you run with that. Madame President get used to that.

Mace is mentally ill and I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up assaulting another Congressperson.

Crcokett is POTUS material. But, sadly I don't think she would in a general election.

Not with those nails, honey.

She's the perfect one to help win back male voters. Especially the white ones. No. Really.

Mace is unhinged and unprofessional.

There was an audio recording of Kevin McCarthy saying that "Mace is unwell" and that he hopes that she gets help.

If Mace goes full on nutso and physically attacks someone at the Capitol, Mike Johnson and Trump will protect her and find ways for her avoid consequences.

the view really enhanced the mace moment

they added an onscreen transcript that's priceless.

and jasmine's hair-flip is just masterful.

but jasmine tried to mention "i want to find out which of those emails"

wonder what emails she's talking about.

and wonder if that's why mace went nuts.

and nancy mace be flossing oversized crucifix earrings that’re more prodigious than janet's 1814 key

Whenever Mace wears gigantic earrings she looks like a guy in a drag. Mace's face shape and features are quite masculine.

Someone needs to transvestigate her. She has giant tacky implants too....

Jeanette Rankin walked so these two bitches could run.

Their mouths off.

SUPERSTAR!!!!!

“Even some Democrats were like, ‘Oh, well, he’s just going to do what he did last time,’ and he’s not,” Crockett said during an appearance on daytime talk show The View. “World leaders are recognizing that he’s not the same. I mean, he’s 10 times worse.”

The second-term congresswoman has emerged as a leading voice of Democrats, deploying a barbed wit and social media savvy to push back aggressively against Republicans.

Asked by email about Crockett’s criticisms of the president during the show, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt responded by saying, “With all due respect to the Congresswoman, responding to her out-of-touch and foolish comments is not worth my time.”

She would be hammered by the MAGAts and their news monopoly as an " uppity black woman" and disregarded by the public. She has no chance. One important thing to her credit - at least she is speaking up, unlike the craven party " leaders" who have gone silent .

jasmine, however, overcomes "uppity"

girlfriend aint overly bitter like omorasa

on tv, she knows how to smile, make her point with plainspoken blaccent while winning over audiences who laugh and clap.

Jasmine will probably end up as VP candidate.

She will not be nominated this coming election... or in the foreseeable future.

More of Miss Jasmine, please.

The clip of her asking balloon headed Comer if calling large Marge a “Bleached blonde, bad built butch body” was a personal attack was fucking hilarious.

Comer, the drooling idiot, had no idea what she said, so she repeated it. Raskin was laughing his ass off. Comer was still “uh, uh, uh, Whut?”

comer is a good little "but golly-gee.... i don't know nothing about nothing..."

when marge set off pre-planned the false-eyelashes bomb, it interrupted procedure about the biden's classified-documents audio-interview

if you watch nancy’ recent 'tranny tranny tranny', keep your eyes on comer's VERY QUICK assistants who practically jump out of their skin to tell comer what to do and say...

"but golly gee willikers. i just need to let everyone know that i never knew nothing about no nouns. or even pronouns for that matter...."

at 5:22

Jasmine…. Jasmine Crockett

Queen of the Wild Frontier!!

She looks great for 43!!

For awhile I thought Crockett was in her late 20s/early 30s and I was surprised that she's 43.

Jasmine Crockett favors a certain reverse code-switching, where as an educated lawyer she "home girls" up her speech with added Ebonics. I am not buying it.

jasmine turns on and off that her oprah-twang shuffle.

but jasmine's career is all texas.

lbj knew controlling that verbal skill was the difference between chicken salad and chicken shit

[QUOTE]Jasmine Crockett favors a certain reverse code-switching, where as an educated lawyer she "home girls" up her speech with added Ebonics. I am not buying it.

Tell us more about yourself and your political activities, please. Are you Schlapp-related?

Feb 28th, y'all

Miss Jasmine Crockett is a warning sign from the upcoming older millennials. We do not fuck around.

[quote]Miss Jasmine Crockett is a warning sign from the upcoming older millennials. We do not fuck around.

Actually get something accomplished before you crow.

R28, we intend to.

miss crockett will hold her own when sarah huckabee ascends

Jasmine Crockett would kick Nancy Mace's man ass, there is no doubt about it.

As they say r29, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Everyone is always intending to do something. Whether they actually do is a completely different matter. But saying “I intend,” is about the same as saying “I wish.”

R32, we will. We are some cunts.

[quote][R32], we will. We are some cunts.

Blah, blah, blah. Hey, how's Jeffries doing? Cunting or flailing?

This is old.

I’m more embarrassed for OP who actually watches The View.

wasn't watching.

the city was frozen.

and i could hear the broadcast because i wanted weather updates

somehow jasmine's words before a live audience while her voice continued without being annoying ... it cut through the noise.

she made an impression.

almost soothing

and when jasmine stopped, i didnt want anymore.

some broadway gal with big eyes came on after jasmine

but i was done

went back to weather at 5:30p

Crockett Dares Republican’s to Say Russia Invaded Ukraine

“It is time for us to say, ‘Mr. President, guess what? Russia invaded Ukraine!'” Crocket said.

“Can we at least agree on that one. Facts matter! This is literally, potentially putting us into an international crisis! We may be heading toward the next World War because we have a president that wants to pal around with [Russian President Vladimir Putin] and wants to do everything to make him feel good — including lying about who invaded who.

“Mr. Chair, I got a minute left; but I really want to yield to any of my colleagues and ask them if they will say today that, very basically, that when it came down to the war in Ukraine, that it was not Ukraine that invaded Russia. It was the other way around. Is there anybody in here that has enough courage to say that Russia invaded Ukraine?”

[quote]Mace is unhinged and unprofessional.

And nasty.

Jasmine reminds me of Brenda from the Scary Movie franchise.

[quote]Everyone is always intending to do something. Whether they actually do is a completely different matter.

A quick reminder about just who was responsible for actually accomplishing something truly vital, getting a slew of Biden life-time judicial appointments through a 50-50 Senate AFTER America elected Trump? Chuck Schumer, who is attacked here on a daily basis.

Who the fuck do you think is the only guardrail against autocracy? But sure, being sassy on The View is what delights those non-voters out there!

[quote]Mace is unhinged and unprofessional.

And a major cooze.

R41, this is why the attacks on people like Schumer and Pelosi are stupid 95% of the time. Listen, I get the criticism that we need younger blood but they need to learn everything they can from the likes of Schumer and Pelosi before the torch can be passed.

Crockett sits on a subcommittee with jurisdiction over DOGE.

“Chuck is on his cleanup tour right now,” Crockett said, adding that Schumer is “not being completely honest” when telling Americans the only two options were to allow a government shutdown or vote for the six-month spending bill.

“It wasn’t a matter of these are the only two options.”

Crockett didn’t give an opinion on whether Schumer should remain the Democrats’ Senate leader.

“That’s a fight for the Senate Democrats to have, because I don’t get a vote,” she said.

During the segment, Crockett also discussed ways for Democrats to win back working Americans.

“We need to show that we have always been the party that will fight for what’s right for all people,” Crockett said.

“Working class people may have went to the wrong side, the dark side,” she added.

“These were people that were completely unaware of the policies that we have been fighting for, because Democrats love to keep our heads down and just do the work.”

Jasmine Crockett is a clown, a buffoon, perhaps even a nincompoop... all the white people laugh while she acts the part🤡...

jazzy-jaz know how to wurque the media

her game’s gettin‘ tight!

she got game

[quote] Working class people may have went to the wrong side, the dark side,” she added

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Isn’t she the racist cunt?

don't go into the light, jasmine!

Jasmine would never be elected POTUS. She should be a VP though.

DL is too busy drooling over empty suit Gavin Newsom.

No, DL is now convinced that AOC will be some kind of savior.

Jasmine now commands the media.

She's sharp. But can also turn it down.

Jasmine effortlessly connects Uvalde to the "untrustworthy" trans & school-voucher loudmouths.

[at 7:49]

Jasmine needs to hire a good PR and consulting team in order to steal away AOCunt's thunder.

it's invigorating to see a Democrat in 2025 with a pair of balls. I'm tired of Dems bringing cotton candy to knife fights. Go get 'em. Never back down, never give up.

Classy.

Sounds exactly like something Trump would say to insult a political opponent.

She's a clown.

She's Lauren Boebert from the other side of the aisle.

He's been called Gov. Hot Wheels here many a time.

He needs to be mocked, shitty people get put in wheelchairs, unfortunately he lived through the accident, why won't he just die? R57 should be ff to hell, stop being pussies, WHEN THEY GO LOW, WE GO HIGH!!!! Out of touch straight bitch. You can't ever take that back, WE GOT THIS Y'ALL!!!! That was BabyCunt of course, being arrogant and entitled, how'd that work out for ya?

Jasmine Crockett is beautiful. I can count the good-looking politicians I have seen in my lifetime on two hands.

Love her! Her convention speech was awesome. More of what she’s got, Dems!

R58 Don’t you think the next generation of Democratic leadership should conduct themselves with a little more decorum than bitchy queens talking shit on the DataLounge?

Criticizing Greg Abbott for using a wheelchair presupposes that he's a human being with a soul.

Abbott is indeed a piece of shit in ALL the ways one can be. But mocking his disability is empty and a low blow.

He has plenty of real ammunition to give her.

For example, this injury led to a lawsuit that guaranteed Greg a lifetime of hefty checks from that tree's owner's insurance company. He's set for life. But when he got into politics, he led the charge to reform Texas personal injury law, so future injury payouts like this would be capped if not eliminated entirely. If a tree crushes your spine in 2025, you won't get a lifetime of checks. Greg got his, but you get zilch.

Remind people of THAT.

I think we found the author of the recent spate of threads dedicated to selling Jasmine Crockett as the future of the Democratic Party, lol.

Including, but certainly not limited to:

Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) is FIRE 🔥

Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) is a bad ass star

The Democrats should have ran her- Jasmine Crockett

And this very thread, Jasmine Crockett is a televisionary star

R59, stop trying to make Jasmine Crockett happen! She’s not going to happen!

[quote]Classy. Sounds exactly like something Trump would say to insult a political opponent.

You don't bring "classy" to fight with a bunch of pigs. She's doing it right.

R66 If people say word one, she needs to double-down with how drumpf believes “let them die” about disabled people.

R66 You really think the best course of action is to act like a pig?

I’d pay good money to watch her hate fuck Marjorie what’s her name from Georgia, with a 14 inch strap on.

This is why people don’t like women in government. Bitchy meltdowns.

Hmmm r70. I think the current occupant of the WH is the bitchiest bitch who ever bitched.

Abbott can walk. He does not have a disability where a wheelchair is necessary at all times.

She’s so gorgeous on top of everything else

Democrats need fighters. Jasmine is a fighter. She may not be a leader but she will have the leader's back.

Jasmine's not a fighter. She's merely loud enough to make you confuse shouting and fighting.

Like AOC, Lauren Boebert, MTG, Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz, and Alan Grayson, she knows how to whip up a media frenzy and turn an empty suit into a cable news STAR!

She's in a safe district, and she's in the minority party, so she doesn't even bother to focus on local issues.

She has no policy expertise or personal passion - her predecessor was a leader on mental health issues, for example - so she has free time on her hands.

She evinces no interest in committee work or drafting complicated bills to reform government - she likes the spotlight more than the hard work.

She sees a vacuum of angry Never Trump voters and donors who are hopping mad and looking for ANYTHING at which they can throw money in order to feel better... and she fills it with her voice up and her hand out.

You people are an angry mob right now, and Jasmine is rushing to the front of the crowd so she can lead you, collect your checks, and feel the love. She's not in this for you.

MAGA AI^

I think she’s the total opposite of what the Democratic Party needs right now.

Jasmine sho’ is ugly!

R75 is definitely AI.

I’m not AI. I’m just a better writer than you sentient wine coolers.

We all know you guys can’t be AI. There’s too much moaning about the lack of Oscars for “She-Devil” and “Airport ‘77.”

R80 is definitely AI.

R80 Yep, I’m a robot. Johnny 5 is alive!

Shit. Now I’ve reminded DL about Ally Sheedy. Now there will be a lengthy digression as we debate whether Demi Moore stole her career.

I’m actually posting content, whereas you’re just blankly accusing people of robotics. How do we know YOU aren’t AI, you homo?

R82 is definitely AI. And homophobic.

Jasmine Crockett as the face and voice of the Democratic Party is the best gift the GOP could ask for.

R84 What, are white gays and Bowen Yang not supposed to talk like Black women?

[quote] I’m not AI. I’m just a better writer than you sentient wine coolers.

"Wine coolers"?! You're clearly not from around here, ma'am. Please return to Frau-ville.

R86 If anyone is still drinking wine coolers in 2025, it’s the sort of catty Eldergays who assume anyone who can type a zinger better than they can is a robot.

When you’re drinking that volume per day, you can’t afford good liquor.

[quote]Jasmine Crockett as the face and voice of the Democratic Party is the best gift the GOP could ask for.

Sure because the GOP is full of Klansman with daddy issues and the idea of a black woman having power sends them into a rage

Governor has the power

I think Gov. Greg Abbott should be flattered, if not amused, by this nickname.

He could have it emblazoned on the chair back.

This is the only event involving our governor in over five years that has made me smile.

Crockett didn’t call him handicapped.

She in fact acknowledged the power he has demonstrated.

Power I see in his single-minded insistence that my taxes pay for private school tuition and the power he demonstrated as opponents failed in their reelection bids.

I have yet to see him use his power to help those less able to pay for it.

The democrats need to CONE WITH THE REAL no matter if the candidate is pink, black, brown or blue. Pls watch this. I said what I said.

Come not cone

Big on name calling. Used butch as an insult

R90, right. The Democrats need to acknowledge that they squelched what was obvious to the American public: Biden was unfit to run again for office.

Waited too long.

They also must admit that they mishandled immigration and crime.

Jasmine may soon be brought up on assault charges.

This buck-toothed conservative little half-a-fag got physical with her, trying to ambush her for a filmed interview. She smacked his camera away, and he shrieked and claimed ASSAULT!

He went running to Ed Martin, the unemployable shitbag grifter Trump just installed as US Attorney for DC, and Martin says he might file criminal charges against Crockett.

you go, miss thang!

There is ONE losing issue every Democratic "new blood" savior just CANNOT STOP yammering about!

Yup, that one!

If they're keeping it so real, why won't they ever stop digging!

I like Crockett more than phony baloney AOC.

Jasmine Crockett is also whip smart. She would kill in a debate.

I think she’s awful. She’s the Democratic version of Marjorie Taylor Green.

Muriel, if I say "bleach blonde bad built butch body" in reference to r99 would I be banned?

Green is stupider than shit. Jasmine Crockett is very well educated.

Yes, Marge is a hillbilly. They typically aren’t educated and deride education because it makes them feel inferior. It also messes with their plans to screw people over.

jasmine ’splains how trump can deport US citizens

R62 no, and if democrats don’t stop worshipping “decorum” we will always be losers. It’s time to become absolute trolls.

kamala shouts-out jasmine

at 2:15

Exactly R104, they lowered the bar, time to get under it with them

low i.q?

from student loans, deportation incentives, dunno ’bout the constitution

jasmine's a locomotive of fresh facts and substance.