Vagina is disgusting

And bad breath.

It's an endless void.

Why is it so slimy?

Mine rotted out.

Every time you have that second pitcher of mint juleps, Senator Graham, you come on here and show everyone your ladybug infested ass.

The Mar a Lago staff really needs to start cutting you off.

Pussy is gross. Even straight men fear it.

It feels amazing. And I’m gay, but there - I’ve said it.

We all slithered out of one.

Sure, Jan/R7. 🙄

I busted out laughing when I saw the title of this.

Can you imagine that straight men look at Demi's hirsute bearded clam below and think to themselves: "mmmm mmmm mmmmm, my tongue needs me some of that!!!!"

🤮🤮

I hope Demi loses the Oscar just because of that abominable snatch!

But there are so many cutesy names for it: flower, rose, oyster.

OUI added a shadow to DMs crotch to hide details.

R14, can you imagine Bruce licking that shizz with reckless abandon? HOW GROSS!

Madonna has a hairy snatch, too!

Pussy is gross. It's hairy and smelly.

R17 = Tom Cruise.

VAGINA DENTATA

Seriously. What is wrong with Demi Moore's pussy? Does she have a condition?

Vagina Dentata.

Straight men are so gross. They like that shit, R21?

Vagina looks like a chasm of despair.

Does it stink?

Bruce has probably never gone down on a woman, r15. He would consider that "faggy", like Uncle Junior in The Sopranos.

^Uncle Junior sometimes had the right idea.

OP, tell us how you worked that out. Are you straight, bi or just guessing? I've never seen, heard or smelt one.

Vagina = hate crime against gay men 😂

I see nothing disgusting about a healthy vagina. It looks no more disgusting than many fresh fucked men's anuses I've see before. On their own they may not sexually excite me, but I appreciate the vagina, because if it wasn't for them none of us would be here. And I love seeing what they can do to a hot straight man. They have the power.

🙄 Maybe you should eat a pussy some time, R29.

^^Good God, what are you, like 16?

it makes me feel like twirling!

Aww. Leave Demi alone! Her cunt of a mother pimped her out when she was a minor.

Give the girl a break.

[quote] Her cunt of a mother pimped her out when she was a minor.

And now hers is the (hairy) mother of all cunts to be remembered on DL.

Buck would [bold]never[/bold] hate vagina!

Isn’t it weird people had sex with hairy vaginas for millions of years and now they’re grossed out by it

Buck would never lick a vagina!

ewww

Pussy stinks.

Your mother must be so proud, OP.

We wish we had her email address.

Think again, mom. Your pussy stinks.

R25, I thought the premise of that episode was ridiculous, though it was well done. I think most straight guys love eating pussy. I'm like 90% gay and I've enjoyed it.

^^^Oh, and there is no stigma about that I have ever heard.

I can smell you down here Cheryl/R4.

R16, aside from your anger over her hairy snatch... oh you silly goose... Madonna's breasts in that photo look fabulous. Like beautifully round champagne glasses. Her smallish areola are so perfect. I'd pucker up and lick those like there is no tomorrow.

Is the OP old enough to post here?

R43, but you're not truly gay. Of course a bi man is going is support a woman.

Cheryl has always had stankcooch. It's why they spread cow shit on the floor at her wedding. To keep the flies off her.

This is what is under the women clothes standing next to you, think about it and the smell.

97% of the worlds men disagree.

R50 Oh grow up honey. I also think about the rotting smegma I'm forced to be near. Sometimes it can't be helped and lots of people are just plain dirty, female AND male.

97% of the world's men think Axe Body Spray is cool, R51...

Pussy is so gross!

The anus has teeth and that never bothered you, OP

Do vaginas smell like fish, or do fish smell like vaginas?

R8 speak for yourself. They had to cut me out. No fucking way am I going out thtu that I said to myself.

[quote]Every time you have that second pitcher of mint juleps, Senator Graham, you come on here and show everyone your ladybug infested ass. The Mar a Lago staff really needs to start cutting you off.

She get’s the suite, dining, and drinks all free at Mar-a-Lago. Trump is obsessed with money and doesn’t give anything away for free. She’s certainly satisfying Trump regularly and some way.

A huge portion of that 97% are closeted and secretly dislike pussy, R51.

r51 97 % of females themselves agree with us. that should shock you more.

vagina dentata

it's a thing

To set you gay people straight.

The ladybugs around my poosie are decorative, and a fortunate feature that mature gentlemen find alluring.

You can say that again

You take the good with the disgusting.

Well, maybe to those that aren't into it. It's a wild wacky ride and a lot of fun. They can be picky about what they like but I think that's just human.

My last gf was Brazilian, and yes, she had a Brazilian. The hair on her head was so thick and lustrous I could barely get my fingers through it to her scalp, so you can imagine how much pubic hair she had. Yet, I asked her to grow it back, because to me, having sex with a woman who has no pubic hair is too much like sleeping with a minor.

But I guess straight guys like that.

If you are gonna bash women's body parts-- actually use the correct name. You can't see a vagina-- you mean vulva.

Isn’t the sarlacc pit modeled after vagina?

Vaginas look like snapping turtles.

[quote] Isn’t the sarlacc pit modeled after vagina?

Teeth and all.

That's why men are so afraid of it!

Suck my hairy cunt OP

A well groomed, well kept, unmutilated one doesn't looks gross. A used up sloppy one doesn't look any less gross than a used up slop hole.

[quote] Why is it so slimy?

Because it's past its expiration date.

It should be thrown out with all the other bad fish!

Ground beef, it's smells like raw ground beef, where did the fish thing come from? Or is the fish smell of the smell of cottage yeast fungus? y'all gals know, wink wink!!!

Vaginas...healthy vaginas...smell and taste like unflavored Greek yogurt--maybe ever so slightly tangier, because they both heavily feature the same lactobacillus probiotic. The vagina is a naturally acidic environment.

The only vaginas that smell fishy are those that have the bacterial infection BV. No healthy vagina smells like fish. Period.

Jesus. Sometimes being here is like being in a room full of Mormon 9 year old boys.

OP, unless you are regularly fucking or at least regularly encountering vaginas, why are you so threatened/pre-occupied by them?

Are you possibly struggling with some impure hetero desires?

Vagina stinks.

Vagina does have bad breath.

It is fucking gross. I can’t believe it has a hold over anybody and that straight men and lesbians actually want to look at one.

Fox News at 11

Men who lick others shitter but are repulsed by vaginas

Does R80's pussy stink?

Demi lost the Oscar because of her hairy pussy.

Whatever bitch, R76. Like women don't complain about how gross dick is to them.

Don't come to a gay man's space and then complain that we're not fawning over twat.

DL where most don’t fawn over twat we just talk about them all the time and start threads about them.

Tomorrow here on the DL—-DL men and their first hand experiences with living on mars, voting for trump and eating pussy.

Don’t have lots of time to read don’t worry these should be very short threads

Vaginas are dangerous like Lake Superior.

Like the briny kiss of the vibrant sea mingling with the creamy whispers of yogurt, inviting exploration, my yoni thrums with the essence of life. 🌈🐟🍦🕳️

R76 Cheryl, stop this.

Eww yoni

I agree! But I’ll still cash in on them.

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[quote]Does [R80]'s pussy stink?

R5

At almost age 70, that ladybugs covered, prolapsed ass does not make a tight, pristine poosie.

I wouldn’t know.

R5 R62 R92

Snatch!

Your dirty asshole ain't a bouquet of roses either, OP.

Most of y'all probably don't wash your balls, taint or ass crack.

R97 I love this down home folksy speak. Can you talk like a pirate too?

STFU, cunt. Your nasty-ass pussy stinks, I bet.

That's for R97.

It truly is.

R94 Miss Lindzebelle, you are a succubus, and need to leave my Chuckie alone!