Ana de Armas is dating Tom Cruise

ew

Be prepared to be audited, Ana.

He looks like he is transitioning

Dyke, Scientologist, or just looking for publicity?

Got mo beards than KFC.

What an idiot she is. I didn't have much of an opinion of her before, and I have even less of one now.

She seems like she will end up being Elon Musk’s wife

She’s the new me! I always wanted an older sister!

Who's the top?

There is no way she’s this stupid.

From Deuxmoi.- Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas were spotted at Kol Restaurant tonight in London. Today April 30 is Ana's birthday

She probably needs the money and attention. I’m sure he pays top dollar for bearding services. But mind the cult, honey.

Is this wannabe so desperate to be the new Penelope Cruz that she also wants to date her ex?

Ana, if he mentions Xenu, you better run.

Is Pene still bearding for Javier or are they the real deal?

Is this the poor man's Emily Ratajkovksi? Or is that Emily herself?

Grab that dough!

[Quote] She seems like she will end up being Elon Musk’s wife

Elon only accepts vessels these days, not wives.

So he's still doing pap encounters at London restaurants. He arrived at the Ivy with Katie Holmes on the back of a big motorbike and did his shit- eating grin to the paps 'Gee, hoe did you guys know I'd be here?' Weary British voice: 'Your publicist told us'.

She’s a psycho. Likes to torture maids by pelting them with heavy coins. They’ll be a great match.

She’s 36 already? What a late start she’s had..

She turned 37 yesterday. Started acting as a teen and already had movie careers (of sorts) in Cuba and Spain under her belt when she moved to the U.S. in 2014.

Is her father a lawyer like Katie Holmes' dad and can help extricate her from the cult when she's done milking the publicity?

Tom looks like a big hipped lesbian who can afford Botox and wigs.

He really does have an Ellen vibe going on R24

They both look pathetic.

It totally escapes me why she has a show biz career.

Not one ounce of screen presence.

Anything for a movie role.

Marilyn Monroe is very used to barbiturates!

It will be over soon.

He's a decent actor but I don't trust people who belong to cults.

Ana is a serial beard/fill in dater. Remember she dated Ben A before the J Lo mess?

How *does* she think this makes her look?

Tom needs to stop with those weird polos.

At a long-in-the-tooth 37, she's almost age-appropriate for Tam.

He's PROPER wooing her, like. Sweeping her off her feet! They'll be all loved up and packing on the PDA soon. At least if The Daily Mail is to be believed!

Spreading my legs for Ben Affleck only got me so far, let's see how far it takes me with Tom.

R34 man his cheeks are so chipmunked in those helicopter photos. WTF he looks like a healthier, brunette Renee Zellweger.

Trying to get extra publicity for the mission impossible movie. He’s so predictable. And he looks like an old woman.

Why is Ana de Armas dating an elderly lesbian with a bad wig?

Cute dogs.

Is she still dating the Cuban dictator's son?

I tell you this is the one!

I haven’t seen her in anything but Blade Runner 2049 which was ages ago. She’s beautiful though.

She wasn't even alive when he made "Top Gun."

She's trying to hide that she was with him at David Beckham's 50th birthday party.

Hey maybe she’ll date me too!

R42 she’s a very talented actress as well as being beautiful.

He'd look less old if he "dated" a woman in her 50s.

Did he find her at one of his "girlfriend auditions"?

I didn’t say she wasnt r46.

The hapy 'couple' holding hands in Vermont....

People.-1d Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas appear to have confirmed their relationship.

The pair were spotted showing some PDA while on a Vermont getaway over the weekend on Saturday, July 26, five months after they first sparked romance rumors.

I can't stop smashin' that pussy, bro!

i really don't get it. She's beautiful, talented and had a great career so far. I dont see how this relationship benefits her. In fact, just the opposite. It isnt just datalounge that has icky feelings about Tom Cruise.

She obviously subscribes to the "any attention is good attention" mindset.

You're right, R53. She dated Ben Affleck.

Well, at least she's shorter than him. I think.

She looks like Jenny from THE L WORD. Very distracting.

She deserves what’s coming to her.

[quote] she’s a very talented actress as well as being beautiful.

99% of people have no idea who she is.

Does anyone actually believe that Tom Cruise's dick has been inside this thirsty bitch?

Is Suri older than her?

Ana should give Katie Holmes an hour of her time. That might straighten her out. Cruise would only be seen with her if the relationship was Scientology approved and they got something out of it.

I womder what yhe space lizard thinks

She’s “dating” him.

The next Ghislaine Maxwell. Tom Cruise should be taken in by the FBI and sentenced to life immediately on account of his position in the TRAITOROUS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION the "Church" of Scientology. Where is Shelly Miscavige? How many people have you ordered harassed, stalked, their pets murdered, or worse? How many people have you raped? I hate seeing this fucking criminal demon's face. FUCK YOU TOM. CRIMINAL.

What a horr’!

I love how approachable he is. Seems genuine. Too bad about the other thing.

How long is her contract? (I got an Oscar out of mine as did Nicole.)

You think she ever asks where Shelly Miscavige is?

I find her kind of flabby and cow-eyed. And with a smug yet lazy quality. Cunty, but devoid of the humor that makes cunts amusing.

[quote] You think she ever asks where Shelly Miscavige is?

Did Katie Holmes ever ask? Katie was married to Tom at the time, and Shelly was also at their wedding. It was one of the last times she was seen in public.

^ I meant to say Shelly was not at their wedding. She hasn't been seen in public since 2007.

Shouldn't that be typed as "dating?" I mean, come on.

R70 The LAPD is infested with multiple gangs and has been on the payroll of the treasonous terrorist insurrectionist Scientology organization, guilty of a mass campaign of harassment, murder, and rape against US citizens, as well as the most significant act of domestic espionage against the federal government in history.

R72 They have too much power in Los Angeles. It's pretty frightening all jokes aside.

[quote] Who's the top?

David Miscavige.

I wonder how much money she's getting.

Get those parents and relatives out of Cuba honey.

Ana and I are having the hottest sex, bro! We're fucking all the time!

At first I thought "isn't it nice that Ana de Armas is still friendly with her lesbian gym teacher from high school" and then I was like "oh shit that's Tom Cruise."

R73 look into what they did to cedric and chrissie bixler. Kubrick knew what he was doing when he put that midget faggot in his last fuck you to the devils.

[quote]that midget faggot

That's what I used to call him.