Ana de Armas is dating Tom Cruise

ew

Be prepared to be audited, Ana.

He looks like he is transitioning

Dyke, Scientologist, or just looking for publicity?

Got mo beards than KFC.

What an idiot she is. I didn't have much of an opinion of her before, and I have even less of one now.

She seems like she will end up being Elon Musk’s wife

She’s the new me! I always wanted an older sister!

Who's the top?

There is no way she’s this stupid.

From Deuxmoi.- Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas were spotted at Kol Restaurant tonight in London. Today April 30 is Ana's birthday

She probably needs the money and attention. I’m sure he pays top dollar for bearding services. But mind the cult, honey.

Is this wannabe so desperate to be the new Penelope Cruz that she also wants to date her ex?

Ana, if he mentions Xenu, you better run.

Is Pene still bearding for Javier or are they the real deal?

Is this the poor man's Emily Ratajkovksi? Or is that Emily herself?

Grab that dough!

[Quote] She seems like she will end up being Elon Musk’s wife

Elon only accepts vessels these days, not wives.

So he's still doing pap encounters at London restaurants. He arrived at the Ivy with Katie Holmes on the back of a big motorbike and did his shit- eating grin to the paps 'Gee, hoe did you guys know I'd be here?' Weary British voice: 'Your publicist told us'.

She’s a psycho. Likes to torture maids by pelting them with heavy coins. They’ll be a great match.

She’s 36 already? What a late start she’s had..

She turned 37 yesterday. Started acting as a teen and already had movie careers (of sorts) in Cuba and Spain under her belt when she moved to the U.S. in 2014.

Is her father a lawyer like Katie Holmes' dad and can help extricate her from the cult when she's done milking the publicity?

Tom looks like a big hipped lesbian who can afford Botox and wigs.

He really does have an Ellen vibe going on R24

They both look pathetic.

It totally escapes me why she has a show biz career.

Not one ounce of screen presence.

Anything for a movie role.

Marilyn Monroe is very used to barbiturates!

It will be over soon.

He's a decent actor but I don't trust people who belong to cults.

Ana is a serial beard/fill in dater. Remember she dated Ben A before the J Lo mess?

How *does* she think this makes her look?

Tom needs to stop with those weird polos.

At a long-in-the-tooth 37, she's almost age-appropriate for Tam.

He's PROPER wooing her, like. Sweeping her off her feet! They'll be all loved up and packing on the PDA soon. At least if The Daily Mail is to be believed!

Spreading my legs for Ben Affleck only got me so far, let's see how far it takes me with Tom.

R34 man his cheeks are so chipmunked in those helicopter photos. WTF he looks like a healthier, brunette Renee Zellweger.

Trying to get extra publicity for the mission impossible movie. He’s so predictable. And he looks like an old woman.

Why is Ana de Armas dating an elderly lesbian with a bad wig?

Cute dogs.

Is she still dating the Cuban dictator's son?

I tell you this is the one!

I haven’t seen her in anything but Blade Runner 2049 which was ages ago. She’s beautiful though.

She wasn't even alive when he made "Top Gun."