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Joan Collins to play Wallis Simpson

Joan Collins is to play Wallis Simpson in a new biopic focusing on the US socialite’s final years.

The film, currently titled The Bitter End (and previously known as In Bed with the Duchess), will be directed by Four Weddings and a Funeral’s Mike Newell and depict the last years of Simpson, who died in Paris in 1986, aged 89.

The script is written by Louise Fennell, author of two novels about the downfall of enormously famous celebrities, and the mother of Oscar-winning writer and director Emerald Fennell.

It will be the first high-profile film role for Collins, 91, in some years. The star of 1980s US soap Dynasty began her big-screen career in films such as Howard Hawks’ 1955 mega-flop Land of the Pharaohs as well as in The Opposite Sex (1956) and The Wayward Bus (1957).

Her biggest hits were in late 70s hits The Stud and The Bitch but Collins continued to work through the decades, most notably this century replacing Elizabeth Taylor as Pearl Slaghoople, Wilma’s mother, in The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, and opposite Taylor, Debbie Reynolds and Shirley MacLaine in TV film These Old Broads (2001).

Said Collins: “I am thrilled about the challenge of playing this iconic woman in a previously untold story.”

The decision in 1936 by Edward VIII to marry Simpson, who was twice divorced, triggered a constitutional crisis that led to Edward’s abdication and the throne being taken by his younger brother, George VI, the grandfather of current monarch Charles III.

Edward and Wallis spent much of the rest of their lives after the second world war in semi-exile in France, after their 1937 tour of Nazi Germany led many to conclude they were Hitler sympathisers. Edward died in 1972, after which she became increasingly frail.

She developed dementia, broke her hip twice and became a recluse, supported largely by an allowance from Queen Elizabeth II. Her French lawyer, Suzanne Blum, assumed power of attorney, and sold items belonging to the Duchess to her own friends at below market value. Biographers have since accused Blum of exploiting her client.

In 1980, Simpson lost the ability to speak and towards the end of her life was unable leave her bed or receive any visitors. Simpson said of her life after her third marriage: “You have no idea how hard it is to live out a great romance.”

Speaking to the Guardian in 2023, Collins said the script had been written for her. “It’s the true story of the last years of the Duchess of Windsor after the Duke dies. She was abused by this woman who took her over and took away her objects, her money, and left her practically destitute.

“You see her first of all when she’s full of pep and she’s got her young acolytes around her, then bit by bit she is destroyed by circumstances. It’s a very good script and it’s a great part for me. I’ve always been fascinated by Wallis, because I think she was unfairly treated.”

Simpson has previously been played by Lia Williams in The Crown, Joely Richardson in Wallis & Edward, Faye Dunaway in The Woman I Love, and Eve Best in The King’s Speech. Andrea Riseborough took the role in Madonna’s film W.

Collins is a vocal supporter of the British monarchy and was made a dame in 2015.

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by Anonymousreply 44May 17, 2025 3:03 AM

Demi who? Joan for Best Actress next year!

by Anonymousreply 1January 31, 2025 2:39 AM

Joan’s too old even to play her CORPSE!

by Anonymousreply 2January 31, 2025 2:48 AM

Courageous choice as she might drop dead at any moment.

by Anonymousreply 3January 31, 2025 2:50 AM

Prefect. A nazi for a nazi

by Anonymousreply 4January 31, 2025 2:50 AM

Joan is a Trump fan so this is a hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 5January 31, 2025 2:51 AM

Post mortem, presumably.

Joan won’t have much to do - Wallis spent the final decade of her life in a hospital bed in her room, unable to move or speak and fed through a feeding tube, all the while a prisoner of her lawyer Suzanne Blum, for whom she was worth more alive than dead.

by Anonymousreply 6January 31, 2025 2:54 AM

I hope midway through the film she pulls her feeding tube out of her mouth, sits straight up, and says something angrily like, "Suzanne, this conversation has come to an END!"

by Anonymousreply 7January 31, 2025 3:24 AM

Should have cast Donna Mills !

by Anonymousreply 8January 31, 2025 3:25 AM

[quote]Joan won’t have much to do - Wallis spent the final decade of her life in a hospital bed in her room, unable to move or speak and fed through a feeding tube, all the while a prisoner of her lawyer Suzanne Blum, for whom she was worth more alive than dead.

Fortunately for her, that's the extent of her range.

by Anonymousreply 9January 31, 2025 3:36 AM

So - I presume she's going to film from the bed as the dying Wallis and narrating, and reflecting back on her life with scenes containing younger versions of herself with different actresses.

She may be able to play Wallis at her husband's funeral, but c'mon, she's 91.

by Anonymousreply 10January 31, 2025 3:57 AM

She’s too old and will probably die mid-filming-the fucking trump cunt…

by Anonymousreply 11January 31, 2025 4:12 AM

On her back for the entire film. It’s the role she was born to play!

by Anonymousreply 12January 31, 2025 4:16 AM

Wallis Simpson was [italic]American.

by Anonymousreply 13January 31, 2025 4:30 AM

I’d have to say David and Wallis were a waste of space.

by Anonymousreply 14January 31, 2025 5:05 AM

This sounds like a joke. Ultra-glamourous Joan playing the mannish, stern, and wizened Wallis? Don't do it, Joan!

by Anonymousreply 15January 31, 2025 5:28 AM

Ancient MAGA plays raddled Nazi sympathizer. This won't be much of a stretch.

by Anonymousreply 16January 31, 2025 9:42 AM

Brave of Joan to play someone so much younger than her.

by Anonymousreply 17January 31, 2025 10:30 AM

Joan once posed as Walls Simpson before in 1985 when she did a pictorial for Life Magazine portraying "the most scandalous women in history."

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by Anonymousreply 18January 31, 2025 3:11 PM

Sounds fun, will watch.

by Anonymousreply 19January 31, 2025 3:19 PM

[quote]Ancient MAGA plays raddled Nazi sympathizer. This won't be much of a stretch.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

by Anonymousreply 20January 31, 2025 3:29 PM

Lucky bitch!

by Anonymousreply 21January 31, 2025 3:32 PM

Major talent-free cunt to play major talent-free cunt.

Details at 11.

by Anonymousreply 22January 31, 2025 3:36 PM

Did Wallis Simpson live until 95?

by Anonymousreply 23January 31, 2025 3:37 PM

She live to 90, r23. Thirty years younger than Joanie.

by Anonymousreply 24January 31, 2025 3:41 PM

The film was formerly named 'In Bed with the Duchess' so I think my presumption of her lying in bed dying and reflecting back on her life seems pretty accurate.

I don't think I've heard Joan do an American accent. Did they ever address that in Dynasty? I don't remember that they did in the 80s.

by Anonymousreply 25January 31, 2025 3:46 PM

I guess someone else will play young Wallis in flashbacks.

As for her accent, in her autobiography she said she had a hard time with the American pronunciation of "ir" as in the word girl.

by Anonymousreply 26January 31, 2025 3:56 PM

SHe had a (somewhat) American accent in City on the Edge of Forever on Star Trek and in The Opposite Sex.

by Anonymousreply 27January 31, 2025 4:00 PM

I always wonder who is supposed to be the audience for these things.

by Anonymousreply 28January 31, 2025 4:00 PM

Log Cabin Republicans, R28.

by Anonymousreply 29January 31, 2025 4:01 PM

Didn’t Wallis have some skin condition toward the end of her life that turned her skin black or something?

Joan Collins in blackface seems on brand for 2025.

by Anonymousreply 30January 31, 2025 4:04 PM

R28 - clearly Brits, first and foremost. There will be some veiled references to Meghan, I'm sure.

Most Americans are somewhat aware of Wallis, but don't really have that much of an interest in her. I can see why the Brits would - it's kind of crazy that he gave up the throne for HER.

He could have had an arranged marriage of convenience with another noblewoman, but he went with HER? A twice-divorced 41 year old woman with rather average looks.

I think we can all ask - what the hell did he see in her? What did she possess that was so special for him?

Why did he wait until he was 43 to get married in the first place?

by Anonymousreply 31January 31, 2025 4:12 PM

r31, this topic has been much discussed by biographers.

When they got together, the then Prince of Wales had already had quite a lot of sexual experiences with a lot of different women. He was more interested at that age in having a courtesan, like many royal men before him. This is not someone to fuck, but someone to tend to his emotional needs, help him relax, listen to his problems. This was especially important for him because he was a very fretful man who felt his parents never listened to him. He felt especially estranged from his mother, Queen Mary, who was notoriously starchy and uninterested in her children. Wallis seemed the mother-substitute he always wanted. Moreover, she was stylish, which he loved, and she was able to bring amusing people to his side, which he also loved.

This is the same thing that was true of Charles--when hew left Diana for Camilla, he wanted someone to care for his emotional needs rather than just someone hot to fuck (which he already had in Diana). Basically Camilla acted as the royal courtesan for years until they married in 2005.

Gay men have a lot of trouble understanding this, I've noticed. They assume all people care about as they age is having someone hot to fuck. Some guys do, but not all of them.

by Anonymousreply 32January 31, 2025 4:21 PM

One problem: Collins is too dumpy and overweight to play Wallis. I once saw an evening dress of Simpson's at a costume museum and the waist was smaller than a beer can, I swear.

by Anonymousreply 33January 31, 2025 4:22 PM

Why Wallis, r31? Ancient Chinese secret. 🩲 👠 🦯 🚬

Why wait, r31? Middle-aged women aren't asked to explain why no pregnancy. 😉 🌈

by Anonymousreply 34January 31, 2025 4:22 PM

I like old Joan. You neinsagers can go choke on a fat Beutelwurst.

by Anonymousreply 35January 31, 2025 4:24 PM

R32 - nobody said he was supposed to marry a hot fuck - so don't make sweeping assumptions. The question was why give up the throne - which he clearly wanted all his life - when he could have made an arrangement?

A mommy complex is just as good of a reason I suppose - particularly when there were no 'therapists' around and mental health wasn't discussed - nor even allowed in his role as heir apparent.

It probably helped that she was an American and allowed him to be human do what he wants as opposed to being around other nobles and aristocrats, kissing his ass and wanting to get close with him for personal gain and expecting him to act X, Y, Z.

Still, he waited a really long time to marry - probably tired of having these eligible royals and aristocrats thrown his way and pushed on him all the time.

by Anonymousreply 36January 31, 2025 4:44 PM

This thread is offensive. I will be playing the pre-abdication Wallis. We are still auditioning who will portray the Duchess of Windsor.

by Anonymousreply 37January 31, 2025 5:00 PM

[quote] The question was why give up the throne - which he clearly wanted all his life - when he could have made an arrangement?

He didn't want it all his life. He dreaded it because it meant he would stop being able to play around most of the time and would have to take on the hard work of being the monarch.

Famously, when his father George V died, his mother Queen Mary dramatically turned to him and made a deep curtsy to him to signify he was the new king. He burst into tears and ran out of the room because he did not want the throne. The moment was dramatized in both "Edward and Mrs. Simpson" and "The King's Speech."

by Anonymousreply 38January 31, 2025 8:25 PM

God, what fun!

by Anonymousreply 39January 31, 2025 8:33 PM

R38 - well I can believe that. He was well-known to be a Playboy and bon vivante. But he had over 20 years of doing that - he just didn't want the party to stop, did he?

"The new king showed impatience with court protocol, and caused consternation among politicians by his apparent disregard for established constitutional conventions." Yeah - I could see that too. He was a modern 20th century man.

by Anonymousreply 40January 31, 2025 10:47 PM

First look!

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by Anonymousreply 41May 15, 2025 6:10 PM

Love the mink-trimmed Pucciesque number

by Anonymousreply 42May 16, 2025 11:45 PM

R41 Isabella Rossellini looks really cool costumed as this character. I’m pretty excited to see her play a rotten villain.

by Anonymousreply 43May 17, 2025 1:48 AM

No middle ground with this one it will be great or awful nothing in between.

by Anonymousreply 44May 17, 2025 3:03 AM
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