SNL 1/25/25

I’m skipping this obvious ploy for an Oscar.

Hey Timaaay, here’s a tip. The Oscar’s either going to Adrian or Colman. You have no chance.

PREPARE FOR 💖TIMMY’S 💖TRIUMPH

🙏🏼HOSANNA🙏🏼

Hey R1?

Suck it

How vulgar of Tim-O-Tay.

Hey r3:

R1: Everyone except the Kartrashians will be skipping too.

This will either be hit or miss for Chalamet and I suspect it will lean more towards the latter.

We shall see r7

I have the utmost faith in 💕OUR PRINCE 👑

🎸❤️‍🔥🎸TIMMY ROCKS🎸❤️‍🔥🎸

Eh, I saw him the last time he was on the show, I was not impressed.

I'll give it a go.

He's the "musical guest"? Meaning he's going to sing Bob Dylan songs like he does in the movie? And people are supposed to be content with that, instead of having a real musical guest? (Granted that what SNL think is a musical guest these days is usually a talentless pop music hack.)

The attention whore has arrived. Yes, Hamilton.

JAJ is a great Dump, er, Trump.

I'm ready to be disgusted

He looks like shit. Every time I see him he is uglier.

Timmy looks HOT

The leopard lining on his green leather jacket is a nice touch.

One of his eyes is dying. I think he's strung out.

Loving him already

Only British men can pull off that hair style.

Is she still wearing that tired ass mustache?

Timmy looks like he has a skinny mediocre dick. He also looks like the gay guy who only likes black dick.

Timmy is killing it

He's seems like such a good sport.

I doubt he'll do a Troye Sivan impression this time. That was my favorite skit from his last turn hosting.

My bro hole is about to explode

I laughed way too hard at that Jimmy Carter thing in the workout sketch.

Sorry but I think he’s hysterical

That pic of Tim-O-Tay showing a bit of tummy-tay was cute.

Boring Lezzby Check!! She better get used to exiting because she ain't coming back next season,

Is it just me or does Timmy look super hot tonight?

Timothy has charisma, don't rule him out to win the Oscar.

He ain't winning an Oscar.

Is it just me or is Timmy looking smoking hot tonight?

[quote] Is it just me or does Timmy look super hot tonight?

[quote] Is it just me or is Timmy looking smoking hot tonight?

Super smoking?

R35: It’s just you Timmee.

Timmy is killing it

There was absolutely NO reason to have Kenan end that coffee shop skit! Just so stupid. Does he have something on Lorne?

Timmy is seriously killing it tonight

SNL Celebrity Karaoke

WELL DAMN! Timmy is rocking it!!!!!!

I'm so embarrassed for his fans.

Loving Timmy tonight

There's just no denying - that boy is a Talent!!

The music sucks. A spectacle of off-key indulgence.

We are embarrassed for you r43

💖TIMMY IS MURDERING ALL TIMMY HATERS 🎸

He's so confident in the sketches and that first song was killer!!! It looks like he's not even using cue cards like a lot of other guests.

Billionairess Kylie sitting backstage screaming THAT's my man!

Colin is a doll

I’ve never found Colin funny nor attractive. At all.

Okay, I usually ignore the Timothy trolling, but I admit I’m enjoying him on here tonight. His boyish, funny energy is cool and kind of “old-school” SNL this episode.

Now, for his movie: “Timothy IS Diana Ross Being Billie Portraying Bob Dylan!” 🙂

Dear 80-90 year old Academy Members:

Will you please just give me my fucking Oscar already!

Get the hook. How did Dismukes get his horrible puppet bit approved for WE?

This dog bit is supremely unfunny.

He is absolutely KILLING IT tonight

Phil Hartman. Ugh. So sad.

[quote]Now, for his movie: “Timothy IS Diana Ross Being Billie Portraying Bob Dylan!”

Who will be Timmy's Liza Minnelli at the Oscars ?

Datalounge people only watch SNL episodes from10/11/75 to 5/26/79

Dollface skit.

SNL Writers back from their sophomore college year Christmas Break:

“Hey, let’s think up a real original idea to put into the closing skit on tonight’s show—bros, a fart joke!! 🤣🤣”

Next week, host and musical guest Adrien Brody will perform the song stylings of Luther Vandross.

Seriously, he killed it. What a good episode.

R59, no one watches this show period except a few ancient shut-ins here.

Has Heidi had a stroke recently, or is the show forcing her to use the stupid airhead upseak teen girl voice in all her sketches lately?

OMG ! OMG ! THIS IS EVERYTHING !!!

STOP IT BABY GIRL!!!

You twink loving DL bitches and your obsessive love for TIMAAAY is both sad and extremely amusing.

Just watched the opening. The Trump guy is so good, it's remarkable. Everyone can do a Trump, but he's is just too perfect.

Amazing episode

R64 hasn’t heard of YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Tik Tok…alll of which will aswarm with videos from this amazing episode.

Now…who’s the ancient shut in fossil now, hmmm r64?

🎸❤️‍🔥OUR PRINCE HAS WON THE BEST ACTOR OSCAR🎸❣️

Timothy was pretty funny! I loved the first skit he had me cracking up!

I haven't watched SNL in so long and I have no idea who any of the cast is, except for Keenan and Colin Jost. They aren't very funny.

The show hasn't been funny in 35 years.

He's a good actor but the writing sucked. It usually does on SNL, but he got lucky last time. I haven't seen the music yet. I wish he had his light brown curks & no facial hair.

The writing has nothing to do with him.

R54 I thought that was one of the weirdest, funniest things I've seen in a long time.

I've actually quite liked tonight. The skits have been all been a little strange and I appreciate that.

I don't lust for Timothy but I like him well enough.

That aw shucks grin is supposed to be charming. However, I am not charmed.

Curks

&

Caicos

Was Tiny Horse cut for time?

The Datalounge demographic (males, aged hospice to decomposed) has spoken.

No one listened.

[Quote] Datalounge people only watch SNL episodes from10/11/75 to 5/26/79

Apparently not.

[Quote] You twink loving DL bitches and your obsessive love for TIMAAAY is both sad and extremely amusing.

This is just like when someone with Meghan Derangement Syndrome is spewing hatred of her, and some posters will say “oh please do shut up already,” and the MDS troll will reply “you sad insane Meghan stans are OBSESSED!!!!”

Last night was a huge plus for Timmy’s Oscar campaign

A triumph

Timmy haters are gnashing their crooked dentures and wailing.

R85: Please seek help. If anything, last night confirmed he's a no talent hack and an especially shitty singer!

[76] "The writing has nothing to do with him."

It made that episode hard to watch.

There's a few miserable, jealous posters. The block button is a great feature.

Lucky for viewers, Bowen Yang was (once again) used sparingly. Maybe we are watching him quietly exit before season's end.

'The Fart skit' - why was everyone in the skit reading off the cue cards ? Was that a last minute skit they thought up around midnight ?

this show hasn't been funny in 85 years

R88 It’s nice to see the haters have a conniption, like r86

I have something in common with Kylie. Neither one of us have ever had sex with closeted Timmy.

R85 just gave Adrian, Colman, and most Oscar voters the biggest laugh. They thank you for that. 😂

He's really a no-talent showboat.

And unappealing, as most egotist shits are.

How was he, cunts?

Sarah Sherman said on this week’s Las Culturistas that she worried people like she is wearing costumes rather than clothes (she was reference Bronwen from Salt Lake City housewives and a comment made about her). It blew my mind. I always thought she was purposely dressed in some version of a sight gag. Never occurred to me to think otherwise.

[quote] 'The Fart skit' - why was everyone in the skit reading off the cue cards ?

This has been getting worse over time. I think there are a few reasons. First, new generations of performers who don’t have strong backgrounds in theater and improv, or performing in front of live audiences. They’ve honed their comedic skills on video instead, which can be constantly re-shot and edited. The other problem is Lorne’s notorious control issues; the cast is petrified of going off-script.

Ok, I just watched last nights show and I gotta say that this was one of those rare shows where the host elevated the crappy material.

I was not a TC fan before, haven't seen one of his movies, but he had such total buy-in on the material that I was totally entertained by him. The shitty coffee house skit was elevated to the absurd even before Keenan crapped on it. And even Fart-Faced Grandma had his special touch even though you can tell he was getting tired being 100% for 90 mins.

I really liked how his musical segments had him in the shadows, so Dylan's words could speak for themselves. It was truly a master touch of humility for such a young actor.

I thout the summation of his performances was brilliant. Not British brilliant but American brilliant of scintilating. He was a pleasure to watch even as the SNL players were flailing arouind him. Dog park come to mind.

Even the monolouge was perfectly self depricating. He has likability. This T C guy.

R98 = Publicist for "T.C."

r99, no just a new fan.

That Weekend Update black hair skit was hilarious

[quote]Even the monolouge was perfectly self depricating. He has likability. This T C guy.

If you thout about it, perhaps less monologue and a little more self-deprecation from you would help you perceive the areas where you lack capacity.

And it's no "master class" to use a gimmick.

Oh, dear x 6.

I like Eggo

He’s a pretty little French fuck. I’d fuck the twink out of him.

[quote]In case you live under a rock: Timothée Chalamet is host as well as musical guest.

Someone thinks that slab of sandstone over her head is the sky.

Let it fall.

R102, you do not rise above your shitty material no matter how it is spelt.

Good cold opening, a high point of the show. Good Weekend Update segment. Chalamet was personable in his monologue and very game in the sketches, which were amusing (except for the dog run sketch, which sucked).

But TC came across as a pretentious poseur in the musical sequences, sorry.

[quote]That Weekend Update black hair skit was hilarious

It was ?

Meh.

Better than last week, which isn't saying much.

Wait, SNL is taking a break after only 2 episodes?

From Showbiz 411

Bob Dylan and Sony Music Publishing must be in shock today.

“Tomorrow is a Long Time,” written and first recorded by Dylan in 1963, hit the iTunes top 100 chart today. It was never a single, or even a well known deep cut.

Last night Timothee Chalamet performed the 62 year old song on “Saturday Night Live.” It was his second performance of the night, and part of his guest host/musical guest stint in his Oscar campaign for “A Complete Unknown.”

It’s hard to imagine that Chalamet won’t get the Oscar now. His two songs — the other was a wild version of “Outlaw Blues” and “Three Angels” — were brilliantly produced. His comedy sketches weren’t bad, either.

"A Complete Unknown” is quietly taking the inside track for the Oscars, with three acting nominations (Chalamet, Edward Norton, Monica Barbaro) as well as Best Picture and Best Director (James Mangold). With $62 million banked domestically, the Dylan movie has made much more than all of its direct competitors including “Anora,” “The Brutalist,” “A Real Pain,” and “Conclave.”Online movie streaming services

Ironically, Chalamet lampooned his own Oscar aspirations last night during his monologue, playing clips of him losing at various awards shows in the past. It’s funny that at 28 he’s found that “Tomorrow is a Long Time.” It’s been incredibly short, intense run for this young actor.

If today was not a crooked highway

Still $112M to go for ACU to break even. Painful.

Why would Little Timmy win the Oscar just because he went on SNL? His desperate campaign is pathetic.

I thought the Medcast skit was very funny and very well-done. That was the only skit that made me laugh all night.

[quote]The block button is a great feature.

The block button is a completely unnecessary feature used only by cowards who CANNOT bear to see any opinions but their own.

[quote]Still $112M to go for ACU to break even. Painful.

How you figure? So far it's made about $60M on a budget of $70M

I don’t know its break even point, but a $60M gross means the studio only gets $30M off their investment.

Can’t we just fucking enjoy the music and the film?????

On Twitter, someone made a comment that Timaaay is the new Bradley Cooper as far as Oscar pandering is concerned. 😂

R121 Hosting SNL to promote a film currently in theaters is Oscar pandering now? You bitches are trying it.

YES R122!

Why the pearl-clutching? Pandering has always been the entire point of the American entertainment industry.

On Update: I loved the Abe Lincoln joke. Good that Jost still has the guts to still deliver jokes like that.

Also loved Che's OJ joke.

Pandering has always been part of the game but I don't think he should be given an Oscar just because he fulfilled his promotional obligations.

R126 Timmy deserves an Oscar for his brilliant artistry

[quote]In case you live under a rock

No, no, no, retard OP.

[quote]In case you have a life:

There, retard OP.

FTFY.

If you want a perfect example of how insufferable Bowen Yang is, look no further than this quote he gave GQ. All other cast members gave pithy, straightforward answers. His of course sounds like a freshman SNL studies course. But as is typical of such types, he’s way wrong. Roseanne Roseannadana wasn’t even Gilda’s first recurring character (Emily Litella came years before) and there were many more recurring character before that (the Bees appeared on show one and throughout the first season. Belushi’s samurai was in many first season episodes, etc).

Anyway, the quote: “The one that set the model for all the future success of the show was probably Gilda Radner. She technically had the first recurring character, with Roseanne Roseannadanna. She had the first catchphrase with, “It’s always something.” She came on and just set the blueprint. She literally is the blueprint for the show being successful, for individual people coming in and making the show successful, and having that translate across different eras of politics and culture and also comedy. It’s still the working document, you know what I mean? And there’s the tragedy there too—there’s every part of human life.”

[quote] Compared to last week’s Dave Chappelle-hosted episode with musical guest GloRilla, that’s up +2% among total viewers, and +1% among viewers in the all-important 18-49 demo.

Hahahaha…PRINCE TIMMËE rules! Suck it hater ❤️‍🔥🖕🏼❤️‍🔥

The laugh's on you, nasty high-busted KAWEEN R130. Their ratings have been in the toilet for decades.

R131: Prince Timmee troll all alone and sad these days. I love it! The John Mulaney and Ariana Grande episodes got more viewers.

PRINCE TIMMËE is generally quiet and talented.

Everyone knows Mulaney is a train wreck. And SNL viewers queue up for train wrecks.

An hour long video of a dead squirrel rotting on the side of the road would have better ratings than R130's alleged claim, R132.

[quote]And SNL viewers queue up for train wrecks.

Well, Kaween R130, that explains your claim for high ratings.