Carrie Underwood: Trump's Inauguration Idol

Is she A-List?

Not surprising, but still disappointing. I love her voice. But ugh. .

Cancel Carrie Underwood.

The A-List? Really?!?

Gross. I think she’s trying to resurrect her career, she performed on a NYE special as well.

After Underwood won American Idol, there was some interview where she said that she volunteered for John Kerry's 2004 campaign. It seems she was a Dem at one point.

She’s looking different…

Will she and Lara Trump do a cover of YMCA?

What? No Kanye West or Kid Rock?

THERE WILL BE NO MORE INAUGURATIONS.

She's maybe B minus at best.

I had heard she was a MAGA cunt. Now it's been confirmed.

She's dead to me.

It would be AMAZING if her stylists manage to not only make her look awful, but engineer a hair and wardrobe malfunction somehow. Would be well deserved!

She’s basically A-list, certainly compared to the losers he had last time.

Was Wayne Newton asked?

I knew she was a right-wing cuntrag.

I remember seeing her years ago co-hosting an awards show and she made an Obama joke. After she told it, she broke out in laughter.

Fuck her!

Carrie Underwood is DEAD TO ME!

Not a surprise. She was a vocal COVID anti-vaxer.

Stupid bitch.

I hope the filthy bitch gets ruined.

Why not Morgan Wallen? He could throw some chairs at the front row and call BLACKS FOR TRUMP "n*ggers". The crowd would eat it up!

One word...pillory.

Will Hulk Hogan be ripping off his shirt at the Inauguration?

Will the Hulks loser son be driving the limo with that DUI record?

Carrie who?

I certainly hope she'll perform "Before He Cheats."

Can Mel Gibson sing?

She's like A list in the country world and we all know they aren't the Rupaul loving crowd to begin with, so her being a deplorable makes sense.

Maybe the Trumpettes will perform a musical number!

I'm pretty sure I will need to wash the cat that day so won't be able to watch.

I used to always say she had the sexiest legs in show business. Now I want to take a 2x4 to her knees. Her face is starting to look scary too.

"The Village People will perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration celebrations next week after the band’s disco hits YMCA and Macho Man became unlikely anthems on the campaign trail and spawned a signature dance by the president-elect."

That’s it?

Even with all of Leon’s money and the millions donated by the broligarchs and she is the best they can do?

Well, I guess they keep paying each other, so there won’t be anything left to pay the help

She hasn’t had a hit on country radio in years

The Village People would be dead to me if they weren’t already dead to me.

Lee Greenwood wasn't available?

Queen Leann Rimes would never! she can outing Carrie any day !

No Kid Rock?

outsing*

Thanks, R31.

I see a massive bonfire in the near future. Smash and burn all our Village People albums, CDs and merchandise.

Location could be tricky ... Sheridan Square?

Looking forward to the oligarchs doing Trump's patented YMCA double jerk off dance.

Those lip fillers...yikes

She does look whorish these days, doesn't she.

Only one of the original VP is in the current lineup, the cop/Navy guy.

Wayne Newton is all MAGA.

Wayne Newton is alive? I forgot that he existed.

Cunt. Didn't she get her ass beat by the MAGA husband and then had cosmetic surgery because she "fell"? No more nice fancy parties for you, you useless twat!

Carrie Underwood AND Village People?? Well, this is going to be a must-attend musical event of the year!!

Will the Trumpettes be twerking to the music? Hope so.

She’ll be there.

Tbh, this is her fan base, so is she really losing anything?

I had forgotten how Wayne Newton had that whole glam butch lesbo look going on back in the day.

Now he has a glam corpse look going on.

I don't remember him being so wide.

Truly gives Before He Cheats new meaning.

She’s ruined her looks with way too much cosmetic surgery - she is now almost unrecognizable. Too bad her personality is now as warped as her face.

Performing at an inauguration does not indicate political affiliation.

^ I'd agree with that.

Scoff if you must!

But you guys don't seem to realize that your legacy media celebrity world (TV, film, radio, newspapers) is dying and what used to be A-list is not anymore.

Once Trump is inaugurated, it will be a whole new world, I'm telling you.

I read the Inauguration program. The Naval Academy has a glee club?

Even Colton Underwood seems less of a has been than her.

She is the best selling American Idol contestant of all time, she is replacing Katy Perry on the next season of Idol. She is hardly a has been, but her fan base is hard cor Maga so she has to. I think she is closer to moderate democrat but she sold her soul for Maga fans. My Magat neighbours have seen her about 20 times and run around all the time with Carrie Underwood shirts.

Trump's inauguration fund isn't going to be spent on the actual inauguration. He's like Max Bialystock. He's going to raise $100M and spent $2.99 and keep the rest.

It's what's known as a slush fund.

But that’s illegal?

Bless your heart, R63.

It's good to see the stylist gave her a thorough MAGA plastic plump and sheen like a good wife for her MAGA performance photo. She knows her place.

Well, then fuck her.

Her husband is a MAGA, she hangs out with Aldean and his wife, how much are we really surprised... Only to the extent she's being so blatant about this and letting her MAGA flag fly in front of the national audience, particularly since she's getting that high profile TV gig and (presumably) wants to have as much mainstream appeal as possible. Lana DelRey, you're the next!!

Fuck her. Fuck Trump. Fuck all MAGAts.

Does anyone remember when Carrie had a horrible fall and disappeared for months because she said she had terrible scaring and would make her ugly? Then when she reappeared the scaring wasn't at all noticable

That was weird.

This is why Leann Rimes is better than her.

R70 yes as mentioned above most assumed the MAGA husband beat her instead of a "fall"

Jesus Stop the Steal.

She is going to have change that song title to "After he Cheats...and brags about it in the NY Post..."

Billy Ray Cyrus will be there too. White trash rejoice.

It’s going to be an all-out Hee Haw 👨🏼‍🌾

Wasn't Hayden Panetierre's Nashville character based on Carrie Underwood?

I guess she is getting a lot of backlash - she came out with a statement about being honored to sing and bring the country together. Obviously she cannot read the room. One fan site just up and dumped her and chose another artist to support lol.

She's Oklahoma MAGA

R16, I remember that, the entire CMA event one year was exclusively devoted to Obamacare jokes. Or, that's what it felt like, at least.

Exclusive photo of Carrie preparing for her inaugural performance:

SHE LOOKS ADORABLE

R79 One of most of backward and bigoted places in the country. They love the cruelty and they love Bibles.

She’s morphed into a Fox News hostess.

R84 They love freedom yet they all try to look the same.

R77 I think her character was "inspired" by Taylor Swift.

Talk about career suicide! Remember what happened to Leni Riefenstahl?

She's doing it for "unity." Fuck her if she's that ignorant. I hope she regrets this stupid, misguided decision.

r87I would be willing to bet 99% of her fan base voted for Trump

She's always been a deplorable. This is nothing new.

She lost over 1.5 million Spotify listeners in one day after announcing she'd be performing at Trump's Nazi rally.

She MAGA'd around and found out.

Thoughts and prayers.

Carrie is a fair-weather ally. Like many women, she was more liberal until she married her husband. Her husband is MAGA and so went where the wind blew.

R92 So she's a spineless idiot.

Another white woman going full on MAGA to please hubby. Cunts, the lot of them.

He won all the Confederate States, who did you expect him to get?

A turd running as a Republican would win every southern state.

List of Inauguration " entertainers."

Rascal Flatts

Wow!

^ THEY LOOK THEMS AND TRANNYZ!

I had her Sirius station as a preset right next to Willie's house in the car. Those two couldn't be any more different. I wasn't paying attention until I saw this thread. Bye Carrie! I think I'll replace her with jazz (I started listening to jazz in the house because of the 2016 election. The local classic rock station reminded me of deplorables).

The runners of American Idol and also Ryan Seacrest, Lionel Richie, and Luke Bryan are not happy about this because they are going to be put into the position of being asked about it and they want to avoid politics. They are also worried about people boycotting American Idol because of it.

[quote]I had her Sirius station as a preset right next to Willie's house in the car. Those two couldn't be any more different. I wasn't paying attention until I saw this thread. Bye Carrie! I think I'll replace her with jazz

Replace her with Kelly Clarkson's or John Mayer's stations on Sirius.

R101 Luke Bryan was the asshat who played at some rally for DeSantis last year, so it's not like he's not MAGA-adjacent.

I hope American Idol's ratings plummet because that cunt will be on as a judge.

I hate cancel culture, but Carrie Underwood should absolutely be canceled.

And American Idol should absolutely be canceled for going on this long. Let the nightmare of Ryan Seacrest come to an end.

r103 I doubt it. Just Magats will show up to watch it. Bet another Country artist wins it.

Before he cheats, make him a sandwich and make it delicious. He’ll need the energy.

R95 He won all the Rust Belt states too.

Jesus, take the wheel, hit the gas and run into this ugly plastic bitch.

"before he cheats....too late!"

her voice is ice shearing. she has a 5 note range and she's stupid and ugly. who the fuck cares about this small minded talentless cunt. she can go to hell and just perform for maga concerts.

People that look like her are a dime a dozen down south. Definitely the "bless your heart" type.

She did sing the shit well though she was pitchy on the final note. And I watched her segment on YouTube because I refuse to support Cheetolini.

She is a a wonderful singer with so so many hits. Though she's not as good at singing as Leann Rimes.