Who is the weirdest superfan on Datalounge?

The John and Patsy Ramsey didn't do it troll.

The Timothee Troll.

The Condi Rice troll.

100%.

Russie The Russell Mulcahy Troll

You bois are funny

The Condi Rice troll, who always insists she was so beautiful that all the world's leaders were madly infatuated with her. (In reality, she looks like The Red Skull.)

The Condi Troll is unrivaled.

But the Vanessa Paradis Troll reeks of untold sadness and failure.

Yeah. I forgot about the Condi Troll. I withdraw my nomination.

Paul Mescal / Jacob Elordi Lover

I think the Condi troll is only one poster. We, the Patsy Collective, are many and legion. So not comparable in my estimation.

Either way, I nominate Janbot. Who is truly insane when active.

The 2 Ben Barnesaholics.

The Bambi Galitzineiac

The Nicholas Fairfordphile

r7 What's wrong with liking Vanessa Paradis?

The Nicholas Chavesite

The Cooper Kochabator

The Royalass

[quote] What's wrong with liking Vanessa Paradis?

Like clockwork.

Sadness and failure.

The Condi thing is so random and weird.

The Condi troll is like that guy who wanted to have sex with Stephen Spielberg and began stalking him. Like WTF??

How could we forget the Yellow Skin Troll.

I will say that he's very, very persistent. Which might be a virtue in some circles.

Please provide a brief summary of these superfans, e.g., the Vanessa Paradis Troll. Not all of us are familiar with them.

More like superstan. Amirite?

Just to take a trip in the Way Back machine, the Law & Order:SVU Olivia Benson trolls were insane. Marissa was/was not a lesbian… Olivia was/was not a lesbian. On and on and on, round and round they went.

And The Chalupas...

I'm sad I haven't been mentioned. I may be the most hated troll though.

R26 prego. Freak

The "Leave Chrissy Metz Alone!" troll.

The Joe Locke/Heartstopper loons

The tennis nuts who have special nicknames for every player.

The devotees on the Broadway threads is not to be discounted. It's a raging, venemous, evil queen superfandom but if you want meltdowns, they're your gals.

Tennis nut team

R6 is a great example of fugly bald gay men being mean and jealous of beautiful women

The Lange Loon

The soap opera fanatics. I've never in my life known another gay man who was into soaps. Who the fuck are these people?

I wouldn't know.

r35 I lost interest in most soaps years ago, but have been watching Coronation Street for a few years. It's bizarre how contraception doesn't seem to exist in this show. DeeDee, Alina, Daisy, Lauren, Toyah had a pregnancy scare but it turned out to be cancer, Amy, and now possibly Betsy after being with Mason----all these characters pregnant within the past few years, plus Gemma had quads.

DOOL.

I'm tired of the Vairst Leedy posts and the Lizsha posts.

Hands down: the Dorothy Kilgallen freakazoids. WTF?

The Prince Timmy troll and I don't need to say why.

Because you regularly owned by the ❤️PRINCE TIMMY❤️ troll, aren’t you r41!

You are much more obsessed with Timothee Chalamet than I am.

We are all laughing at you, not with you.

Having been here since the last century, I have to say the Condi Rice Troll wins, though the Prancing Ponies had a good run.

I still don't understand the hatred for Timothee Chalamet. I've only seen him in Dune, Little Women, and Don't Look Up. He was fine.

Blue and yellow wear them fine fellows!

The Autism troll. According to him, damn near everyone is autistic.

YES! I hate that troll R45. I'd like to slap the fuck of out her. Like the Xmas tree slap scene x 1000.

[quote]The Autism troll. According to him, damn near everyone is autistic.

That one too. "Neurodivergent"

Please.

The hatred is for the insane fans R43.

The Condi/Nikki Haley troll

The Paul Mescal troll

[quote] The Lange Loon

There was also the Streep Troll (™).

Again if you would please provide a brief summary of these superfans.

I haven’t seen their posts in a while, but the Ryan O’Neal troll posting lengthy excerpts of some related book was wacko.

It’s been a while, but the Janeane Garafolo troll.

Why weird? Because he’s got to be the one person on the planet who cares, that’s why.

The Elon Musk defender troll — aka Elon Musk.

R52 More accurately, it was the TATUM O'Neal Troll....

and it was widely speculated here that it was Tatum herself! Odd that the troll suddenly disappeared just before the time Tatum had her stroke and had to be hospitalized for many months.

The Brenda Dickson/potato salad troll

Gelsons potatoe salad!

R57 - Dan Quayle

One of these days, you’re gonna be at Gelsons. Aisle over from the deli, and just overhear some annoying woman and lo behold, you’ll thank us later.

The nose troll, who was obsessed with celebrity noses.

[quote] The nose troll, who was obsessed with celebrity noses

We object to prominent moles.

The stank sleeve troll

Who hasn’t seen a dong in real life for more than 30 decades

JanBot

Lange Loon

[Quote] r31 The devotees on the Broadway threads is not to be discounted. It's a raging, venemous, evil queen superfandom but if you want meltdowns, they're your gals.

I wandered into one of their threads once and dared to make an (inevitably) uninformed comment; I was promptly and thoroughly eviscerated. It wasn't the average DL evisceration either; quite stunning in its viciousness.

R55, I don’t remember that but do you think something she read about herself on DL caused Tatum to have a stroke?

Did the Paul Mescal troll die? They used to stink up the place with several threads a day

Didn’t he become the Elordi troll and then thd Timmy troll, R67?

❤️🔥I have ALWAYS been absolutely devoted to PRINCE TIMMY🔥❤️

Jacob Elordi is mid

Poo Shoes / D a V I Ta is the JacobElordiLover

The not “thd”.

More like "stans". Amirite?

ĞPĢ. Not typing out his full username because it has a Beetlejuice effect with the Google alerts he has set up. Autism or a former drug addiction may be the reason behind his strong and very specific odd fixation which is on near disturbing levels.

[quote] ĞPĢ

Don't understand this at all:

R60, which celebrity noses were they most obsessed with?

Does it rhyme with Smeg R72?

Sorry, wrong troll - I've got it now

GREG

The troll who has recipes

Not exactly a superfan, but an extremely annoying troll who is obessed with posters having sock accounts. He does nothing but argue, accusing everyone of being a "sock" and posting long-winded and pompous exchanges, listing reply numbers to "prove" these posters are socks, even though he has no proof. Highly paranoid and clearly has some kind of mental illness. I won't type his name becuase if you do he shows up within minutes to start yet another paranoid rant.

The 4 “Gays and Tennis No 4324” guys.

WHET the Colton Haynes Troll?

Colto.

[quote]Did the Paul Mescal troll die?

It wasn't just his being a Paul Mescal troll but being the cringy "Our Dear Paul" troll.

The womanly butt troll. I don't think he's around much anymore.

Think Mamie Eisenhower troll morphed into Condi Rice troll. Gotta move with the times.

R73 I had to put accents on all of the letters because he has Google alerts also set for the initials of his screen name as well. He's that narcissistic and delusional.

The 569 Dataloungers who Lizsha-fy everything.

Thanks, R85. I figured it out after a while. I thought he’d been red tagged.

[quote]R78: Not exactly a superfan, but an extremely annoying troll who is obessed with posters having sock accounts. He does nothing but argue, accusing everyone of being a "sock" and posting long-winded and pompous exchanges, listing reply numbers to "prove" these posters are socks, even though he has no proof. Highly paranoid and clearly has some kind of mental illness. I won't type his name becuase if you do he shows up within minutes to start yet another paranoid rant.

You know, 'Death Star,' if you didn't constantly do these sorts of call-outs, from coming at me with multiple accounts screaming about my mental health, passive-aggressively discussing me, to flipping your shit over my posting to a thread to which you've laid claim, you would never, ever hear from me. You are the one who always starts these things, either by replying to me, or talking about me.

Something odd you used to say about me more than once was, "Don't try to argue with PoisonedDragon. He's a batshit nut. 𝐻𝑒 𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛." I never understood what that was supposed to be about, until you finally let a clue drop in your recent (now deleted) call-out thread, 𝐎𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐋 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐲? 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲? 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭?:

[quote]Current undisputed champ Russell Mulchay aka Russie aka PosionedDragon or whichever of his multiple personalites surface when the lithium wears off. (12/28/2024)

And then, to add to the craziness, you used the very same account to reply to yourself, saying:

[quote]The idea that Russie would take the time to stalk and track the posts of others thinking this paranoid act would "expose and shame" the other posters so he would become the heroic arbiter of pointless bitchery is pointless lunacy. (12/28/2024)

(To see the posts from the deleted thread, do a search on 'Russie' with the 'OP only' box unchecked.)

So, which is it? Do you really think I am Mulcahy, or are you just taking the piss saying so? Either way, talking to yourself is pretty crazy. (It looks, though, like you just lost track of which account said what. Sock users always get caught out doing that.)

Are you R4 of this thread, or perhaps the poster R4 is referring to?

Back on IMDb message boards, I've encountered posters who were mentally ill fans of some celebrity or other, like the unfortunate 'GrayMalkin'/'blackberrypie,' who believed simultaneously that she was in a relationship with Jeremy Northam, and that he was stalking her, and speaking directly to her/about her in televised interviews. She was schizophrenic. Is that your damage, that you think I'm Russell Mulcahy, and that I'm supposedly after you?

Get help.

R88, why did the IMDb message board shut down?

The Trump fan(s)

Conditroll is more than just weird. It is down right annoying. It won’t answer questions or even engage the thread after it makes it. Trolls like Janbot are fun even though I will never participate in even playful mockery of Janet as she is a stupid ass MAGA bitch. But Janbot was funny and campy and would give other artists their props.

The PoisonedDragon troll

TLDR…in perpetuity you miserable cunt

[quote]R89: why did the IMDb message board shut down?

Because the message boards were becoming weaponized against studio output/upcoming films, with scores of trolls attacking films before their release with disinformation and negative characterizations - essentially the same thing we've all seen since from the gamers/4chan/incels/white supremacists attacking films for having female protagonists or supposedly being 'woke.' It was an organized effort to harm box office profits.

This is a simplified explanation - there's other factors involved, like North Korea taking against 'The Interview' (2014), threatening the US if Sony released it. Sony did, and NK responded by hacking into the studio and releasing several completed films to the public (so that Sony would experience a complete loss on them). This seemed to create a point of focus for all who disliked 'Hollywood' (or the United States) for whatever reason - the idea that studios could be harmed financially, creating a potential drag on the US economy. It was this aspect of the attack which interested Russia. It's why one sees trolls focusing so often on whether films are successful at the box office - they, of course, are pulling for failure, and like to start thread claiming that films are failing, even if they aren't, in the hopes of spreading the perception of failure.

But in short, that was why the IMDb was forced to close the message boards. IMDb was supposed to be a tool to assist the motion picture industry, not attack it.

TLDR ^

Is Janbot still around? He stunk things up around here for the longest time.

R93, that's a shame

R67 likely being held without bail.

I heard somewhere that the C-List actors tend to have the most batshit fans because they seem to be more "accessible," i.e. Brad Pitt is too famous and too surrounded by security etc. for a batshit nut to have any reasonable chance of meeting/stalking him but somebody like Colton Haynes or Paul Mescal is less "guarded" so to speak. That's why the C-Listers have such rabid nuts obsessed with them on a higher scale than the big stars.

Paul Mescal is A list now

R88 poison faster

Which trolls have disappeared?

Unfortunately not enough of them r101.

He has a full split bussy.

r92/r100 He clearly lives a lonely, isolated life and is not "all there" mentally. He comes here and does nothing but argue with people because negative attention is better than no attention. It's quite sad really.

PoisonDragon is apparently an adult caregiver, so I try to give him the benefit of the doubt. But he accuses everyone of being sock puppets, even when they're definitely not. I think he must maintain Excel files on DL.

[quote]I think he must maintain Excel files on DL.

I've thought the same. That in and of itself is fucking nuts. And creepy.

I thought he was a homeopathic doctor?

Another special one is the one who sees DeFacto everywhere (whoever De Facto is or was.)

Yeah, the trolls who see long-gone posters everywhere, it's a like a psychosis.

The Mighty Joe Biden troll.

R108 Wasn't he a teen heart throb of the '70s? Tony De Facto.

The one obsessed by bodies being bisected by seatbelts during plane crashes.

Janbot kills me. Occasionally I'll just plant a Janet Jackson comment to see how long it takes for a response. They must have embedded a algorithm or something in their browser to find a JJ comment.

R87 I hope to God he was red tagged.

The Harry Styles fangirl who has given up posting threads about him, but instead now creates threads about Niall Horan, Lewis Capaldi and some random girl who runs a Niall Tumblr. The troll is absolutely obsessed with this girl and catalogues everything she does and then talks to herself endlessly on the threads she creates here.

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

There used to be tons of posts about Harry Styles back when he still looked underage. As soon as he started looking like an adult man the interest greatly waned. I guess the closet pedos of DL moved on.

I think PD goes on his insane paranoid rants when his blood sugar bottoms out.

Bottoms out. Teehee.