Maria Shriver makes her kids stand up whenever she enters the room

How about Joseph Baena?

Does she make him stand, too?

"America's royalty", indeed. Sheesh...

But how does she make them address her?

Standing up just for someone's entrance is too formal, but I support standing for handshakes or hugs with any person.

I also support Patrick standing up erect at anytime, anywhere.

Who does she think she is, the President of the United States???

I’m all for manners but this is so hopelessly old-fashioned.. almost Victorian.

Give it a rest already.

And then they all back away in fright from Skeletor.

And I told her to kiss my ass...

I think there's a lot of value actually in some of that old ettiquette, but if you push it on your kids they'll just become dorks who get bullied.

What about "the little brown one?"

Oh, they're all nuts or drunks , I see.

Maria and RFK dipshit are killing the family brand.

Next, I make them rev up the electronic facial sharpener!

Respect for whom? The man who stuck his dick in the maid’s hooch?

Arnold used to make the maids bend over when he entered a room.

It would be interesting to see if they still do that now that they're adults, given that Patrick and Katherine both have quite a bit of money of their own.

Baena was conceived on the Marital Bed. Talk about RESPECT 🫡

Oh, get the fuck over yourself, bitch.

I still recall years ago a DLer who worked in hospitality and had encountered numerous times saying she was "the witchiest witch who ever witched".🤣

Did Arnold eat out the maid’s full, juicy pussy?

Well she doesn't have much respect for Servers as she's known to be a low or no tipper. Mostly no tipper.

She looks like she's had sandpaper pussy for years. Bitch needs to eat some fries made in tallow.

Now you’ll understand why one of her kids blew her head off.

With teeth like hers and that skeletor like mug, I'm surprised the kids don't run from the room when she appears

Love her!

With chompers like hers, she could eat olives right out of the jar.

Yes, thank you Maria. You’re my go-to for parental advice.

This is amusing.

R22 I missed that one, are we all on the same page?

What about if she enters and exits a room multiple times in, say, an hour?

Then it becomes a game of Simon Says, R29.

I think there are situations where it makes sense - formal situations and such.

But, if people are sitting around watchig tv - nah.

R29 Exactly. What are the rules here? It could easily turn into musical chairs.

She’s such a bitch.

Well, now I'm imagining Maria Shriver cheekily coming back and forth between two rooms to annoy her children.

I'm also imagining Joseph Baena in his underwear, because this IS Datalounge.

Every day it becomes more evident why Arnold fucked the fat, Mexican maid.

Stand up or I will cut you with my face!

Quite right and proper, I say…!

This has got to be one of the dumbest requirements I’ve ever heard a parent impose on their own children.

When meeting new people? Yes. Mom & dad? Nope.

What about just walking up to your kids and giving them a kiss on top of their heads or something normal, as an equivalent to that?

I like her and I felt sorry for her when that little kid was accompanying the maid and running around. And it was slowly dawning on her the incredible betrayal that was right before her eyes was true.

She's right about driving the point home.

[quote] Every day it becomes more evident why Arnold fucked the fat, Mexican maid.

It was either that or fuck a skeleton.

Just RME.

[quote]Respect for whom? The man who stuck his dick in the maid’s hooch?

Cooch.

She said that was how she was brought up. Not sure if I'd make my kids' friends stand up, as well.

It's good to teach your kids respect for older people, in general.

When I was little, we called all the neighbors (adults) "Mr. _____" and "Mrs. _____." We had some high-ranking retired military guys in our neighborhood, but we didn't call them "Colonel _____." (We did call them "Mr. _____.")

The little girl across the street did call the adults by their first names. It was kind of hilarious, actually, when she did that.

She is psycho

r4 You sound like a total hug snob. A double seated hug is perfectly acceptable, especially amongst the crippled.

Maria took the idea that they are "royalty" a bit more literally than intended.

In Catholic school, we had to stand when a nun or priest entered the room. This was in the 50s. Do they still do that?

The problem is that parts of Arnold were standing up. Also there's video of him grabbing women's asses . . .lady. Train your husband.

I have to make Christopher exercise somehow.

This can easily provide impetus for why Arnold got with the maid.

If she required this of the children, what did she require of Arnold?

Who am I kidding? He’d fuck anything that walked.

Did she tell the kids how big their trust funds are? I would stand up if I was looking at millions down the road. The Kennedy Trust funds (Vornado) are larger than you might think, even as the generations add to the number of Kennedys. Maria got a bequest, too, in 1998.

Alec Baldwin makes his kids stand up and recite their names for him whenever he enters the room.

True, R52, that is muy importante for my esposo and me.

For us, for mi familia, it’s all about, how you say, respect.

r49 Very funny. Underrated comment.

Can you imagine? Ahnuld could have had any hot piece in the world and he's fucking the dumpy cleaning woman? And you know it wasn't just one time (or one maid). Most guys would just get a BJ- but he went rawdog with the Meximaid.

No wonder one of her kids turned into a fat retard.

Meximaid?

It wasn't that it was with a maid. IT WAS A MEXICAN MAID!

It's shocking how pretty she used to be.

I remember as a kid my mother introducing me to my great aunt. I was lounging on the sofa and didn't rise to my feet, I had never seen my mother so pissed. We were raised with decent manners, but we also didn't have a lot of visitors, so I didn't know.

Are they instructed to avert their eyes and look down as well?

Try some restraints and forced enemas, Maria. It really kept my unruly children in line.

If the Mexican maid was bent over getting fucked by Arnold, who was cleaning their toilets? 🤔

Not old-fashioned at all. It's a mark of respect.

Discipline is much more than an ahem. MUCH MORE.

Judy Garland always yelled at her kids to stop dancing back and forth so loudly.

That's a bit excessive but children with manners shows they were raised properly and not like out of control, entitled little runts. The kids with manners seem happier, too.

R67 They seem happier because they’re bottling up their emotions out of discipline.

It’s old fashioned.

It’s like helping a woman in and out of her seat or walking on the left side of a woman.

They’re not necessary.

It’s just her ego and serves no purpose beyond that.

There must be something wrong with her.

Rise! Rise! Rise!

Control issues, disguised as wanting to teach her kids respect.

Rise.

While you're up go get mommy a 1/2 of an olive.

[quote] Did Arnold eat out the maid’s full, juicy pussy?

No, but I did.

The maid was from Guatemala, not Mexico.

Maria may be kind of cunty, but I have sympathy for her. Her asshole philandering husband was carrying on with the whore maid right under her nose for YEARS and then after the maid's son was born, they kept his paternity a secret from Maria for a number of more years. And the whole time the maid was living in the house with then.

When Maria finally found out, she must've wanted to kill the both of them for such a betrayal. Just imagine all of that going on in your own home with your own husband for years and never knowing.

R55 I think the attraction to the housekeeper had a lot to do with very easy access. It didn't require meeting at a clandestine hotel or anything. She was just "right there". It's also possible that he liked her as well.

Maria's pussy was drier than the Sahara. But the maid's pussy was wet and juicy.

R14 should be elected mayor of DL for that bit of brilliance 👏 .

I disagree, R68. Children like structure and predictability. Besides, being polite and well behaved is about emotional regulation, not repression.

Standing up when an authority figure enters the room is a very Catholic school thing. I'm surprised she does make them greet her (e.g, Good morning Mrs Kennedy Whatever).

Exactly, r78. Everyone's acting like there's no way in hell a middle age cleaning lady could be attractive.

[quote] I disagree, [R68]. Children like structure and predictability. Besides, being polite and well behaved is about emotional regulation, not repression.

Bullshit. She’s a fucking narcissistic control freak. And she couldn’t even control her husband from porking the fat, Mexican maid. So the kids will give her respect - or else.

And the nepo baby kids want their inheritance so they go along with her silly control charade. If they were poor, they would have told the bitch to fuck off years ago and shove her antiquated antics up her bony ass.

[quote] It’s like helping a woman in and out of her seat or walking on the left side of a woman. They’re not necessary.

I think it's nice to do those things. Not necessarily just because someone's a woman. If I'm with an older person or a little child, I would probably walk on the side of the street closer to traffic. If I'm eating in a restaurant with someone who is older, and it's one of those tables where there's a couch on one side and chairs on the other, I'll let the older person have the couch. I'll sit on the chair.

Same here r85.

You can teach respect (which is important) without demanding the kids stand every time you enter the room.

I always am happy to rise when Scary Mommy Face enters the room.

So I can escape.

How sad to see how common many internet people are, typing good manners are too formal or for dorks or are not done anymore or are too old-fashioned. Do these people live in barns? Don’t any of them have jobs, live in public with other people, have any inter-action with peers ? Live a normal, decent life? The way Shriver lives gets jibbed as hotsy-totsy here, but is a standard for many very normal Americans.

The whole Kennedy family is weird.

Rising for guests seems normal, but not for immediate family including parents.

R89 is woefully uninformed about correct domestic manners concerning intimate family groups.

Maria Shriver is not the Queen of Skakelburg. One rises upon the first meeting of the day, or if presence has been interrupted by an outing, not every time she pops into a room to snoop or demand attention when she's been in another room. Conventional manners are different when in public, of course, and more formal, depending on the setting.

Her demands are overbearing and misplaced. And R89, lacking discretion, discernment, and education, imagines a tyrant to be correct, apparently because she can't process some of the informed posts explaining what parental etiquette is supposed to be.

I was forced to shit in a chair at the Oshcarsh and when shelling my beautiful closh on HShN.

I think the criticisms about her figure are misplaced. If you google images of her in exercise clothes or on the beach you'll see she has a very soft meaty body. She's borderline heavyset--it's her face that is quite sharp and severe and at almost 70 years old, gaunt.

^ soft meaty, I've never heard that one. I'm chuckling R94. Well done! 👏

I had a boss who profess that he would forever hate her because he encountered her once on vacation. It was at Disneyland while his family and he were waiting in line for Dumbo and she and Arnold and the kids showed up and of course were led right on the ride without having to wait. He said that didn't make him so mad except that after the first ride was over she decided that they wanted to write a second time so they had to wait so they could write a second time when she felt was out of line.

I'm sure Maria considers herself American royalty.