Bannon vs Musk

There's this panhandler I always see on my work commute and he looks cleaner and more put together than Bannon ever has. He probably smells cleaner too.

Does Bannin have anything to do with employing ppl to set fires? He hates America.

*Bannon

I hope Stevie scoops the congealed dermatitis neglecta and fecal matter that's collected underneath his pendulous ballsack and between his flaccid ass cheeks since his last shower that was forced on him in jail and rubs it all over our super k-hole, co-president's face while screaming: "STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN, BITCH! "

Please make it entertaining for us all, Stevie.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That is fucking gross, but so entertaining to read. 😊 😳

Both such attractive men, fighting over a third attractive man.

The insanity we're about to experience is unimaginable

Clash of the Titans!

Gurls, gurls, now get in line for the princes favor. Maybe Ms. Daniels could give you some tips.

Those two studmuffins!!!

Bannon doesn’t have the juice to get rid of Musk. Frankly I don’t think Trump does either.

Bannon and Musk should do a cover of "The Boy is Mine"

Musk can be Brandy, Bannon can be Monica

It’s not you Steve… you’re a fine person. I know fine people. You’re a fine person, very loyal. It’s just… well… Elon has billions.

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall: who’s the vilest scum sucking pig of all?”

Trump fuckin' LOVES these two pipsqueak chihuahuas yapping over who can be the Emporer's favorite lapdog.

[quote]‘He (Elon) is a truly evil guy’

If anyone knows evil, it's Bannon; take his word for it.

While both are despicable, in a battle there's no question that musky would destroy bannon.

R17 100% — Bannon doesn’t have a cult following like Dump and Elonia do.

I would like to see this settled, once and for all, through mud wrestling and then the man go up into the man

[quote]I would like to see this settled, once and for all, through mud wrestling and then the man go up into the man

Nobody could survive seeing that, unless they were already blind.

Here I was thinking donald is the Antichrist when it might be elon, actually.

Careful, fellas: Xylon knows where all the votes are buried.

He looks like Rosie O'Donnell if she became a homeless schizophrenic digging through trash.

I think Trump LIKES Bannon a lot more than Elon but that’s irrelevant at this point. Trump does what his financial backers (or debtors) tell him to do and that includes Elon.

I had a little more respect for Bannon before he went on Red Scare. He's not really as intellectual as he fronts to be. He's really just a lame second coming of Pat Buchanan.

Great. An alcoholic meth-head versus a Ketamine addict, attempting to wrest control and power from the other!

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Girls, girls...

[quote]r23 = He looks like Rosie O'Donnell if she became a homeless schizophrenic digging through trash.

Rosie wanted to play him on SNL.

[quote] Rosie O'Donnell if she became a homeless schizophrenic digging through trash

Became?

OMG, that would have been amazing, R29!

Interesting. Musk is known for his inability to read the room and while Bannon is a vulgarian and a cancer in the body politic, he’s never seemed to be so dumb as to fail to gauge the strength of his own influence before making declarations like that, has he?

Did Trump whisper into his ear? Is Bannon making a promise he expects Trump to reward?

Trump wants these two to fight. He loves it when his underlings go at it. It's probably one of the handful of things left in life that gives his mushroom a twitch.

”Former aide H.R. McMaster on how Trump enjoys "pitting people against each other""

The Human Scab vs Nazi Beluga whale.

[quote]Did Trump whisper into his ear? I

Bannon will wipe the DC floor with Elon. Bannon's been in the DC racket for years.

It’s all a distraction for show.

Bannon created the maggots. Leon has his poseurs club, tho.

Bannon detonates Musk and the South African cabal of tech bros.

“Peter Thiel, David Sachs, Elon Musk, are all white South Africans,” Bannon observed. “He should go back to South Africa. Why do we have South Africans, the most racist people on earth, white South Africans, we have them making any comments at all on what goes on in the United States?”

And the human scab isn’t a racist shit stain himself?

Ladies! Welcome to the Pots vs the Pans Show!!

There just ain’t enough popcorn for this…

:-( Shit, I meant the “Pots vs the Kettles” show…

Muriel, we want an edit option!!!

Thunderdome! Two men enter, one man leaves.

Then we put the winner on a rocket and launch him into the sun.

You know we're in the end times when Steve Bannon seems like the most reasonable person in the room.

[quote]76 percent of engineers working in Silicon Valley are non-Americans.No blacks or Hispanics have any of these jobs or any access to these jobs.

So we go from calling minorities “DEI” hires to championing their cause when it suits them. We

I love it that they've already started to turn on each other.....if they kill each other, no one else has too....even Luigi.

R43, yeah I’m sitting here nodding in agreement with Bannon and then suddenly shudder.

Bannon’s musk is the LAST thing I want to think about.

Are we sure Bannon isn't another more fetid crotch fruit of this one?

I can’t get past that putrid brown smelly jacket that must reek for miles

Steve Bannon calling someone evil?!

What is he using as a comparison? How would he even know!

Remarkable times we live in.

“I will have Elon Musk run out of here by Inauguration Day,”

Don't be lettin' your mouth write checks your fat, white drunken ass can't cash, Steve-O.

Elmo just gave the Trump campaign over A QUARTER OF A BILLION DOLLARS.

Donald Trump is an extremely transactional person. If Trump has to pick one, who do you honestly think it will be, Steve?

Bannon looks seriously nutz.

At first I read the thread title as [italic]Barron[/italic] versus Musk. Verst Letty's giant son would make mincemeat of Elmo.

I am disappoint.

I’d pay to watch that death match.

[quote]I'd pay to watch that death match.

Barron Trump would knock Steve Bannon out in 30 seconds or less.

How old is Steve Bannon anyway, anyone know off the top of their head?

Somewhere between forty and death.

It’s fifty and death, r56.

I’d love an old fashioned duel. Please.

So far, it looks like Musk is winning the fight.

Bannon is much more in tune with the MAGA true believers.

[quote] So far, it looks like Musk is winning the fight.

Well, duh. You've got a fat, pasty, billionaire idiot vs a drunk homeless guy who just got out of prison.

It's a fight I'd pay to see.

Actually that about sums about the Republican party.

He looks like a Madison Street bum.

Hobo Chic 🤮