Passion of the Christ 2... will it be re-imagined for a contemporary audience? Will it star Billy Porter as Jesus? Is Mel Gibson that desperate for money that he has to film a sequel? Will Zendaya be in it, as she is in every film these days? Would Sondheim have approved?
Gibson to film a sequel to his Christ splatter-fest
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| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 12, 2025 10:35 PM |
Christ 2: Evangelical Boogaloo
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 12, 2025 1:14 PM |
I don't understand people's problem with the Passion. What am I missing?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 12, 2025 1:19 PM |
Mrs. Betty Bowers used to sell a shirt with The Passion of the Christ 2 on it. Jesus was shirtless and holding a big gun and the tagline was something like "He's back and he's pissed!"
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 12, 2025 1:22 PM |
Nobody needs this shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 12, 2025 1:26 PM |
I never saw the first one, never wanted to. But I don’t see where a sequel would go. I’m presuming that he died on the cross and was resurrected. Where do you go from there?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 12, 2025 1:57 PM |
Zendaya as Timothee’s mother Mary
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 12, 2025 2:04 PM |
After returning from the dead, before rising to sittith at the right hand of his Father, Jesus takes the disciples on one final fling to Fort Lauderdale. Hilarity ensues.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 12, 2025 2:12 PM |
Keeping Jim Caviezel, Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain and Scott Baio in the movies.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 12, 2025 2:25 PM |
You can bet Jesus will have gross scars and or flashbacks to the brutality he suffered and Mary Magdalen will be a whoring temptress. Probably played by Sydney Sweeney. Mel is weird
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 12, 2025 2:34 PM |
Weekend at JC's.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 12, 2025 2:44 PM |
Where will the splatter be, Mel?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 12, 2025 5:03 PM |
The 1st one was extremely homoerotic
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 12, 2025 6:21 PM |
Now, with even MORE overt Anti-Semitic content!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 12, 2025 6:59 PM |
Passion of the the Christ 2: I hope you get raped by a pack of n-words
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 12, 2025 7:38 PM |
This one will focus on the 3 day meth orgy, Friday to Sunday, after which Jesus emerged from the cave- still alive!! Onlookers said he even looked radiant ✨️
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 12, 2025 9:36 PM |
^ Was Jesus the bottom?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 12, 2025 9:48 PM |
Passion 2: Electric Boogaloo. Jesus and the disciples must save a community center ... by dancing!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 12, 2025 9:51 PM |
Mel can resurrect Jesus, but can he resurrect his house?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 12, 2025 10:30 PM |
Mel is going to "Platticize" Caviezel. It worked so well for Ben.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 12, 2025 10:35 PM |
No thanks. I have no interest in a Christian based snuff film.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 12, 2025 10:35 PM |