Straight men who just love sucking dick

Tell us YOUR theories, OP. 🤡

This, again?

They're called FAGGOTS.

I could see a straight guy receiving a bj, but giving it makes no sense. I know these post are said in jest, but would a gay man eat pussy?

What does it matter? Dicks are fun. They're everywhere. Suck one, don't suck one. Who cares.

I'm pretty sure the guys in OP's video aren't straight.

[Quote] Is this really a thing?

No. If you enjoy gobbling knob, you are what Socrates referred to as a “homo of the sexual variety.”

Right up there with vegans who sometimes just love a medium rare ribeye with some A1.

If you take a look at r/bisexualmen, this seems to describe most bisexual men.

This thread is as delightful as my fresh face!

--And I've been dead for several weeks, so you can just imagine.

Most straight men hate pussy and love cock. Mainly their own.

Did they cremate the Wildenbeast? If so I hope the cremators wore hazmat suits.

There's a guy I met at my gym - a construction worker, married for years to a woman, has kids. We started fooling around a few years ago. He loves getting sucked, but he would never go near my dick. About a year ago we were messing around, and he said, "I wanna suck your dick." So he started, and he couldn't get enough. It was like a meal to him. Now every time we're together, he's eager to suck.

R13 Hot

R2 Glad you bumped this thread.

The only bump R15 knows about is the line of cocaine he did a little while ago.

“Vegetarianism, for me, is about saying yes to things, even meat.”

I mean, can you blame them?

Theo James enjoys chowing down on the occasional penis in the morning. It's good for the skin.

I fell into one of these relationships recently. He has since dropped me because one of his kids lost his job in another state and came in to work for him.

Very masculine, only talks about cars, loves to suck dick. Oddly enough after I sucked his dick I think he had a lot of guilt. He was screaming at the climax, but I don’t think it slept well with him the next day. Then his son comes into the picture and it’s all over.

I don’t think I’d call him straight despite his past though. Definitely some bisexuality there he’s afraid of.

r2/r15 You embarrassed yourself, but it's no big deal - just enjoy the fun thread!

Even vegetarians break down and have a hotdog at the ballsgame

I recently discovered that there is an entire subReddit for men who have a fetish for eating their own cum. If you read some of the posts, a lot of the guys on there claim to be 100% straight despite also admitting to having an interest in sucking cock and swallowing other men's loads. I know there are some men who claim to have a dick/semen fetish but have zero interest in any other part of a man (i.e. not sexually attracted to the male form, would never be romantic or kiss a man, etc.) It doesn't make much sense to me, but I guess many things don't.

R23 Back when Craigslist used to have the M4M sex pages, I hooked up with a straight guy who just wanted to jack off to straight porn. So he came over, and we were watching some MMF straight porn video. At the end, when the guys came, one guy came on the other guy's dick.

This turned on the straight guy I was jacking with so much, he immediately shot a huge load. Afterward, he told me he got turned on by videos where straight guys come on each other and when straight guys eat cum.

Who knew?

R6 lies. The cocksucker has a baby mama and he's gonna kiss her with those dick sucking lips!

Straight in their world. Yet craven cock-sucking hole-presenting gay sluts with me. Who gives a shit how they define themselves? I don't hook up with them because they were "straight". But because they are hot and thirsty.

In fact, I retired as the equal opportunity Whore of Babylon in 2020. Fond memories.

I have a good looking buddy who was married, has two grown children, and dates women, but does like to suck a cock and get sucked by a guy every so often. I’d call him flexible but primarily straight

It's an interesting conversation that poses the question of whether or not being gay is reduced to just liking dick. As a gay man, obviously I love dicks and balls, but if I find a man attractive (and especially if I'm in love with somebody), I want to be able to enjoy every part of him. I admire the male form and am sexually aroused by all of it. I want to kiss, caress his chest, arms, hands, eat his ass—I am not discriminatory.

For a lot of these self-proclaimed straight guys who like sucking cock, it seems there is a laser focus on the penis and ejaculation, but nothing else. I don't know what to classify that as. It's gay, but it's also not "fully gay" in the way that I feel about men. Either that, or these guys actually do desire more from men than just dick, and are repressing it. I think this is why the spectrum model makes most sense when trying to talk about sexuality, because it's evidently not black and white for everyone.

For example, there are many men out there who like trans girls because they get a female-presenting sexual partner who also has a cock. Some people would say that falls under "gay", but I don't believe that because I can say from my perspective, as much as I love dick, I could neverhave sex with a trans girl because I find the female-presenting features a huge dick wilter. The dick alone doesn't make up for the fact that the person otherwise registers as female. I can and do admire feminine beauty, but it is not sexually arousing to me whatsoever.

R28 I agree with you.

There's a guy who's recently started going to my gym who has the most amazing body. Beautiful big chest, bulging biceps, incredible thighs, calves, and ass. I just want to touch and lick every part of his body. I don't really care about his dick. I just want this guy's body.

R29 but you are gay. Or are you a lesbian. Otherwise, it is not just like R28.

[quote] I admire the male form and am sexually aroused by all of it. I want to kiss, caress his chest, arms, hands...

Pay attention, R30.

They are not straight. No matter what they say, they are not straight.

Not now, not ever. Never.

r32 and does that matter?

R33. It does not matter except they cannot call themselves straight because they are not.

I’m a lesbian and I love sucking the occasional dick, so I get it.

Agree, R32. Same with the "str8" guys who are obsessed with anal. You know who else is obsessed with anal? Not women.

"No really! I'm straight! I just really love ass! And there are women out there who love it. Ok, one or two. I'm straight!"

"Of course you are! Of course!"

I've had curious straight friends want to try it "just once." I count five. None wanted to swallow or to bring me to an orgasm, although most jerked me off at that point. Two were when we were young, so I saw that as open experimentation. The other three had no experience and it showed. I told them it was a one off. Of course I blew all of them. Two of the older (20s) friends said the same thing, and both were married to women: "So that's what a blow job should be." I think there was an impulse of reciprocity there, in the moment. One asked for a repeat but I reminded them of our agreement for a "once only." I never cared to be a straight-man's designated cocksucker.

Several more I considered bi/eventually gay, and as time passed I saw I was right. They all at least tasted my cum at the time. I had sex more than once with a couple of them. It was a qualitatively different experience, although not necessarily as intellectually stimulating as the straight guys, who did all stay married or remarried women after a divorce.

r37 It's fun to make stuff up, isn't it

I’m not r37, but it’s clear to me r38 either needs a blowjob or to swallow copious amounts of cum.

Is Penthouse Forum no longer an option for some of you?

Yes. It's a thing.

They’re just “straight” like I have a 28” waist.

With the Trump election there really has been a cultural shift.

I am very attracted to men and consider myself gay but for the most part other than sex I find men both gay and straight a bit off-putting on a day to day basis. I wouldn't want to be with either as a partner. Or with a woman. Maybe I've just never met the right one I suppose. I've always thought this was strange of me. Anyone experience anything similar? Straight men in particular I find mildly to extremely vulgar and sloppy. And I don't find pussy whipped men at all attractive no matter how hot they may be physically. They come off as almost women to me.

[quote] It does not matter except they cannot call themselves straight because they are not.

Well, r34, they do call themselves straight so why don't you just get over it? What do you care?

In my experience, this is a thing. Warning, little to no actual sex ahead. For men, penises are familiar, yet other guys' dicks are novel. It's like trying a new beer or snack chip. Guys like their dicks and transfer those positive feelings onto other mens' dicks. There's probably an element of nursing/oral satisfaction to be found in the act.

Sex studies find that men of all persuasions are aroused by other guys' cocks, and even more aroused by the sight of men ejaculating. They just don't want to be labeled as gay because many consider it retrograde. A sex therapist friend of mine says one of the most frequent fantasies and secret sex behaviors he encounters among men, other than porn and masturbating, is sucking dick. Go online and offer your dick for sucking. You'll never have a problem finding somebody to do it and he'll often be in a str9 relationship.

I agree with most that this is indeed a thing. I think now more so than ever. With the preponderance of gay porn and its easy accessibility, (you come across it without even looking for it) straight men have started to really fetishize gay sex. I was a full on adult before I ever saw my first gay porn, and I'm gay. Guys now see all different types of sex by the time they are teenagers, they grow up with it, and sex between two men has increasingly become just another form of sex - and not seen as gay. And gay sex itself has become a fetish were some men get off on the degradation of sucking dick or even being stretched out by another man. They aren't turned on by the guy, they are turned on by the subjugation. Actually they prefer as little connection as possible, just the act itself of being used. This really comes in handy for average looking gay guys who want to score someone WAY out of their league who is just looking for a guy they can trust to play with.

BTW, straight guys like to call it "Gooning." Check out guys that just want to goon with a buddy - just two buddies stroking to porn, gooning out.

I knew a married guy from work and we were pretty friendly and one day he invited himself over to my house - wasn’t long before the conversation turned to sec and it was just like a typical straight-seduction porn scene, He was not great at it at first but we got to together weekly and he became voracious - a deep throat pro. For me it was incredible because he was the total straight man and to see him swallowing my dick was incredible. We got together at least once a week for almost two years until he and his wife moved.

I have a straight friend who was over a few months ago, and out of the blue, he asked me if I ever watched gay porn. "Duh," I said, "I practically schedule viewing time into my daily routine." Then he said, "Can we watch some?" I'm guessing he was afraid to watch it at home, for fear somebody might catch him or check his browsing history or something.

So I put on a Sean Cody video for him - a video with two of favorite performers, donkey-dicked Ethan and cock gobbler extraordinaire Curtis. As soon as Curtis swallowed Ethan's monster cock all the way down to the base, my friend was hooked. He couldn't take his eyes off the screen. He kept saying things like, "Fuck!" "Oh, my God, look at that!" He was mesmerized.

He wasn't as into it when the guys got to the fucking part, but up until then, he was all in. After he watched it, he just said, "That was intense." I'm sure he went home and jacked off thinking about it. And I'm also sure he found a way to watch more gay porn at home.

This thread reminded me of something I had completely forgotten about until now!

I think it was about 10 years ago or so, I hooked up with a straight guy who placed a Craigslist ad about being curious to get sucked and to suck. He came over and asked if I would record him sucking my cock with his iPhone. I agreed to it, as long as my face wouldn't appear. He was super paranoid about disease, so he insisted I put on a condom before he sucked me, which honestly, killed a lot of the sensation, but I went with it.

He got on his knees and started sucking while I held the phone and recorded him. He was surprisingly good at it, and I managed to get hard despite the condom. When I was ready to bust, he said, "do it in the condom!" He got really turned on by seeing the condom fill up with cum.

He came over a few more times and we did more of the same. He said he would watch the videos we made when he was home alone jerking off. Eventually, we lost touch. I know he had a girlfriend at the time, so he probably ended up getting married to her.

Short story long, there are definitely straight identifying guys out there who are fascinated with sucking cock.

Ah yes the fantasy never dies. They’re bisexual or gay OP even though they identify as straight. Period.

God I still miss Craigslist.

I had some of my best ever hookups from that site. Nothing else has been able to replace it, that site had men that you wouldn’t find anywhere else.

R52 I know. Best place to hook up with curious straight guys.

You guys do know that doublelist does exist right? It picked right up from where craigslist ended. It is JUST about hooking up with more categories to choose from like M4M, Gay 4 Straight, Straight for Gay.

If getting sex with straight guys is so mundane and common, where is the thrill?

R54 Doublelist is the worst. Hardly anybody goes on it.

And if you go the Gay 4 Straight or Straight for Gay pages, 90% of it is straight guys looking for trans women.

I had this straight friend that I had a total crush on for a good three years. He was a bartender at a midtown restaurant in NYC, very attractive guy, very popular with the ladies. In my mind of course, I would have always loved for something to have happened. But that was all just a fantasy in my head. I thoroughly enjoyed his company and we would hang out together, get drunk, go out, party hang at the clubs in Brooklyn. He had no problem hooking up with women left and right, and he would tell me all about it. Even show me pictures, videos he recorded. I think he knew I liked seeing him in action.

Flash forward to after covid and we have both left the city to different locations. We keep in touch through text. HIs text messages become more sexual with me. He starts sending me dick pics of himself with women, but some just of him. I, with nothing to lose, send him mine. He says "nice man." Then he admits to me for that last couple years he was in NYC, he would occasionally meet up with this older well hung 50 year old guy and just suck his cock. That's all he would do and he told me how proud he was that he could take it all in his mouth. He loved doing it. Needless to say, my jaw hit the floor.

Then our entire relationship flashed through my mind like the last scene of the Usual Suspects, to all of the bread crumb clues that he might have left inviting me to try something "gay" with him over the years. And in retrospect, there were several. I was just trying to be the good, non-aggressive, gay buddy that would never cross a line.

r54 Doublelist suckkkkks.

R57, mary, please.

Bullshit. He's gay.

I think we can all conclude r60 there is A LOT more to being a gay man than what you do sexually.

This thread brought back memory for me too -but slightly off-topic. Years and years ago I used to hook up with a hot marine (I live next to Camp Pendleton Marine Corps base). He was way out of my league in the looks dept., but he was married and on the dl looking for one thing only: a guy to fuck him. He didn't want anything oral -no sucking or getting sucked, no ass eating... god forbid kissing! He didn't even like me to finger him or do any kind of foreplay. We'd just strip, I'd get hard and put on a rubber, lube it, and stick it in him and fuck til I came. He'd just lay there on his belly and take it -never jerking himself or coming. I didn't hear from him for awhile and then, out of the blue, I got a message to come to his apartment (a first). The place was weird. It was larger than you'd expect, and he had a brand-new giant screen TV and high-end stereo equipment. There were moving boxes stacked all around the living room. I asked how he could afford it all and he said, very matter-of-factly, that his wife died and he'd collected a very large insurance policy. I had a fleeting thought that maybe he'd want to do more in bed now that he was "free" but it was just the same fuck as always. We talked for a bit afterwards, and I left with the absolute surety that he had murdered his wife for the money. I never saw or heard from him again. I tried to look up his wife's obituary, but I never found it. To this day I'm convinced he poisoned her.

He was hot, but not a good fuck. And, yes, he always claimed to be straight.

I totally believe you R62. I've been there. What was time period, just so I can visualize?

I just tied to access Doublelist on my iPad and my mobile phone, it says I am blocked!

^ are you running any kind of VPN r64?

Funny insta skit on str8 men and their get buddy.

R65 Thanks R65, yes that was it.

I am overseas in my vacation home and use a VPN in order to watch TV via a Firestick on my TV. It never occurred to me that the VPN would affect my phone and iPad, I thought it was just for the TV.

Yes. It's a thing. I'm a mostly straight woman who has been with very traditionally masculine self-described straight men. I would say 50 percent of them have told me their fantasies of oral sex would other men. There are a lot of bi curious men out there and I mean construction workers, firefighter alpha types. OK back to lurking!

r68 " I would say 50 percent of them have told me their fantasies of oral sex would other men."

Didn't happen, but nice try

R69...I'm dead serious.

And sorry, I meant *with other men* not would

YAWN

R68, in my experience, construction workers are the freakiest and most open of all. I think any field like that or the ones you mention where it’s mostly men, you are going to find some curious dudes. And those guys all get married young and have kids early. By 35 they are open to anything that takes them out of their suburban lives.

Where are you r67). We are living parallel lives. I’m using a VPN on my firestick also so I can get Hulu, Paramount and Max abroad. That’s how I knew that they block Doublelist.

It was the late 90s, R63.

R68 tell us more!

I think when a guy sees a nice hard dick, it's natural for him to want to taste it? It's evolutionary

They’re not straight, they just want to be under that tent.

[quote] I think when a guy sees a nice hard dick, it's natural for him to want to taste it? It's evolutionary

Straight men like penis. That’s why they don’t cut their own off. If they hated penis, there would be a lot of self-mutilation.

R79 and dicks are so inviting, so tactile, so user-friendly. Come on, even a straight guy wants to wrap his lips around one occasionally.

Straight men love dick so much they even called one of their favourite toys a joystick.

MARY!

If every straight men was nimble and slender enough, every one of them would be curled into a ball nursing on their own for most of the day.

what do?

Evolutionary-wise, I think men like seeing hard cocks because it means there is sex nearby.

[R76] I can say one more thing and that's it because I hate when women interrupt the delightful flow on this site. And I've been a lurker since the early 2000s. I will say, the men I have dated, are not into seeing men have sex with other men or kiss, or be romantic (but straight men can suck at romance anyway) but a significant majority have fantasies of giving or receiving oral sex from other men. That I can tell you definitively.

[quote] I know these post are said in jest, but would a gay man eat pussy?

It's not the same. Apples and oranges. Straight men are way more positive and affirming with dicks than gay men are with pussy.

Bisexuals are so tiresome. I see this all the time on Reddit - "I really only love women, but I love to suck dick or I like to jack off with other men" meanwhile stating "I'm not even attracted to men". Or the "it's not cheating on a woman if you're having sex with another man".

The amount of mental gymnastics so many people go through in order to justify their behavior BUT to make sure they don't have the 'gay' label attached to them is disgusting and insulting. How can you have sex with men and supposedly not find ANYTHING attractive about men? You have the same body parts - do you look at yourself in the mirror with disgust? It makes zero sense.

If they're truly honest, they want to have gay sex without ANY of the condemnation and bigotry that goes along with it - AND they want to maintain that "I'm with them" grouping of heterosexual suburban lifestyles and the privileges that go with it.

Agree, R88.

Also I think straight men are jealous of how casually men can have sex with other men and not make anything of it. Men can look at sex as a hobby or a pastime. Women can have casual sex, of course. But I defy you to find a straight couple who can have casual sex over twenty times with each other and still not think anything of it.

I have literally bumped into people on the street that I have totally forgotten I had sex with before. And i was completely sober when it happened. It’s that weird question of “where do I know him from?” Then it will hit me hours later - did we have sex?

Also straight men can go months without a sex partner. Years without blowjobs. And that’s not from a lack of trying. I think gay guys can pretty much find sex when they want. Even if it’s not your ideal, or exactly your cup of tea, it’s not impossible to find someone.

It always seems to me that straight guys play at boyfriends to have consistent sex and straight girls play at enjoying casual sex to eventually find a boyfriend.

R91 - that's what has kept female prostitutes in business since the beginning of time. So now gay men are just the free prostitutes (?).

I've always thought the power dynamics in heterosexual relationships to be so completely fucked up and abusive on both sides. No wonder they have so much resentment towards each other.

I had a "straight" fuckbuddy 20+ years ago who loved sucking dick. (I've written about him here before if any of this rings a bell...) He was a security guard in the building where I had a pied-à-terre and would shamelessly flirt. Since I don't shit where I sleep, I never took him up on it... until I sold that place and bought a bigger place around the corner. After moving out, I stopped in to pick up some mail from the old place and he let me in and came right out to the mailbox room to say hello — and proposition me.

In the process of flirting over the years, he'd suggested he had a big dick. I was not disappointed; he was a girthy 9 inches and was very, very good. The man could jackhammer my ass to perfection. He had clearly fucked a man many times. His timing was perfect. He'd pound away, using my dick like a handle wrapping his big hands around the base and balls, squeezing at the right moments, and when I was close he'd slow way down, rubbing his fat cock head against my prostate, then slam in balls deep, and on the third or fourth round of this and I was about to blow, he'd bend over and suck my cock into his mouth (he was flexible and my dick isn't small) and I'd shoot so hard he said he could feel it hit the back of his throat. He'd then flood my guts, leaving me dripping. I'm hard just recalling these encounters.

One thing he said he liked about fucking me (and by me, I think he meant men) is that he could fuck as hard as he wanted, saying his wife didn't like it when he "got rough". He was a big man at about 6'2" and 200 lbs; not the best looking guy I've ever fucked, but certainly memorable. The only part I didn't like is that he would not kiss, saying it wasn't me or men, he just didn't like kissing. He had no problem putting his mouth on anything else, and he really got off on it when I'd blow in his mouth, usually causing him to cum (and usually, in my ass).

Ahh, good times. It ended when the wife dropped their third child and first boy... whom he wanted to name after me. That was weird. He decided to give up the part-time weekend security gig once his son was born, saying on our last encounter that we probably wouldn't see each other again, but thanks for the great fucks.

R93, I'm an older woman. And in my experience, most people don't fit neatly into one bracket on the sexual spectrum. Unfortunately, because of ongoing discrimination against the LGBTQ community, people hide this.

[quote] I have literally bumped into people on the street that I have totally forgotten I had sex with before. And i was completely sober when it happened. It’s that weird question of “where do I know him from?” Then it will hit me hours later - did we have sex?

I’m impressed that you can remember what they look like. I’m not exaggerating in saying I wouldn’t recognize 99% of the men I have been with.

[quote]You guys do know that doublelist does exist right?

I do now! Thanks!!

All I know that the guy who is sucking dick has some disgusting boils on the side of his face.

Hard cocks are a sign of strength and virility. Of course straight men are fascinated with them.

So I must be the opposite because I'm a gay guy who doesn't like to suck dick. I'm just glad there are guys who do.

I knew about straight White guys sucking BBC, and only BBC, but I didn’t realize that this was a big thing outside that niche.

"Straight men who just love sucking dick" should be a new demographic category on the 2030 census.

I love how all of this makes the local fraus crazy. Lol….

Reddit has a sub called /TotallyStraight just for straight guys who love gay porn. No. Really.

[quote] Join all the straight guys who love hardcore gay porn. It's true! There are hundreds of millions of straight men who love jacking off watching gay porn. THIS community is THE PLACE for the BEST clips and pics as well as stories and advice!

Do you think Matt Damon has ever sucked Ben Affleck's cock?

R104 I’m pretty sure they compared. Who do you think won?

Have they compared asses? Who do you think won?

I used to work in IT for a large utility company in a major city. I traveled all over - both to our branch offices and with our field workers. It was a very masculine, hetero environment. Eventually, the guys I saw most often figured out I was gay, but it didn't seem to bother them. I was deemed "acceptable." What amazed me was how curious some of the guys were about my private life, especially my sex life. After a long weekend or a vacation, I would get cross-examined about how "lucky" I got. They'd joke about how exhausted I looked or how they wished they were single again and could hop from bed to bed. It was as if they were living vicariously through my perceived freedom and sexual activity.

While I never slept with anyone at the company, I'm pretty sure there were one or two who I could have seduced, as long as nobody knew. And by seduced, I mean getting them to suck my cock, share orgasms, and maybe even let me fuck them. Horny, young married guys.

Years later, while working at my own IT company, my boyfriend and I got married. There was an announcement on Facebook. I got three messages from guys I worked with at the utility company congratulating me and saying it was time I settled down. So, they had been following me all that time.

Maybe it's a security guard thing? I used to perform pretty regularly at a small theatre located in a strip mall. The guy who owned and ran the place lived on the premises. One night we were having a drink and winding down after a show and the night guard came in with a message. After he left, I confessed that I had the hots for him, as he was young, straight, ex-military -all the stereotypes. My friend said that he regularly sucked him off late at night. Seems the guard's wife was always pregnant and didn't like to suck, so the guard was always horny. Whether any of that was true or not, I did believe that my friend was servicing him. I got close one time, a few months later, but something interfered. That's the closest I've ever come to doing a straight man (that I know of -god knows there were probably a few that I hooked up with at the baths over the years).

R106, that happens whenever the double-headed dildo comes into play.

This thread is like a dream come true.

Come on now. If you put a veiny, rock hard prick in front of a straight guy's face... he's gonna suck it

Men have a unique relationship/preoccupation with their dicks that goes back to early puberty, and I presume it's different than the relationship that women have toward their vaginas. Penises are external appendages that we have (along with our balls) flopping around between our legs our entire lives. They are impossible to ignore. Once we reach puberty and realize how much pleasure we can get out of them, it's game over. When that surge of hormones hit, teenage boys and young men can't avoid their own cocks. If sex is off the table, we can easily take matters into our own hands—literally. I think that all men, whether they are aroused by other dicks or not, are essentially phallocentric. The penis reigns.

"Straight men who just love sucking dick"

There's no such thing. Those are closeted gay or bisexual men who are lying.

R102 Hey, why do fraus insist on policing men's sexuality?

Because women HAVE to be the center of men’s sexual fantasies. In the broader world, sometimes it’s their only source of power in getting anything done. If you take that away, or offer another option, where does that leave them? If denying sex OR giving it up at an opportune moment doesn’t work for them, what’s left?

R92 in an age where people are complaining about the price of eggs, do you think your average guy is ordering up a prostitute? A prostitute is something a guy would save up for on his next trip to Vegas. They aren’t cheap.

Just how little sex does the average straight guy get?

Let's put it this way, R117: If gay guys, with all the sex we do get, are always horny then straight guys must always be chomping at the bit for some action.

The average straight guy t117, outside of a relationship, will spend most of his time masturbating. Gay definitely hook up more often. That’s why str8 guys tend to always be in relationships they aren’t serious about because they want someone to fuck regularly.

Now there are straight guys who have no problem finding girls, either hot, rich or both, muscular, well built, guys with nice cars. But that’s not the average straight guy.

Not straight. Bi or gay if they're doing that regularly. C'mon, don't be delusional.

R120, so what if they aren’t doing it regularly since that’s the defining point for you. What if it’s one every couple of years?

men love dick, mainly their own. every single man, straight or gay, who COULD, would suck his own cock

As George Carlin once said after seeing a dog lick his own balls, "If I could do that, I'd never leave the house."

Oh, just for the record, I didn't make anything up.

I didn't include teenage experiences with friends and acquaintances who later married and appeared to lead straight lives, because a lot of those times seems more like desperate horniness, lack of other outlets, and a strict rule of reciprocity because otherwise the onus of "fag" was stronger for the more giving participant. It all started with handjobs among the group but oral was found to be so much more pleasurable.

R111, he'll suck it voraciously in private. If there's even remotely a chance that someone is watching or finds out, he'll play-act all disgusted about another guy's junk.

There is a free phone sex Chatline I have been calling off and on for close to 30 years now, no joke. Just google the free Chatline. I still enjoy the analogue experience of a horny strangers’s voice in my ear. You leave a message and people on the line at the same time respond to you.

I call into the women’s side but don’t disguise that I am a man. I say I am looking for someone to JO with. Thirty years ago the messages I got were downright violent how I was going to get killed. Then that shifted to guys responding and leaving me messages, curious asking questions. Now I get more messages than ever. All the fantasies end up with them wanting to suck cock. AND now a bunch of the outgoing messages of other straight guys looking for women are so ambiguous or downright open about being willing to talking to anyone who wants to get off.

The most interesting development is how common and casual it is for guys to say they are looking for a “woman or a sexy fem boy” to fuck. Sexy fem boys seem to be all the rage and fucking one isn’t gay.

R126, I've seen that term floated around (femboy). I'd ask what it is but dunno if I want to know and don't want to derail this lovely thread.

A femboy is exactly what it sounds like - an effeminate younger man, petite build, smooth body, bottom in this case. It's not the same as a twink because a twink can be masculine and jockish, and boyish. They are not exactly trans, but they may dress up to play into the fantasy. And not for nothing, men are very visual, so they are curious about seeing someone cum from bottoming. They find it fascinating and more proof of their prowess. Most straight guys have no idea a guy cam come from anal stimulation. They don't believe it. And it turns them on even more. It just another layer, type of sex they allow themselves to have. It doesn't become exclusive, just another dimension.

R113 is a local frau unclear and overwhelmed by the reality this thread brings. DL guys? Bisexuals? Kinsey 1s and 2s?!? The horror! 🤯

Hey bro, can I suck your dick please?

No, OP, it is not really a thing.

R130 they’re are literally called Brojobs. Google it.

I bet straight guys give good blowjobs, R132.

Sorry, I meant brojobs.

They’re not great but they definitely are earnest. As you can see in the video. Anybody remember Vinnie’s straight boy seduced videos? Vinnie had the tyke if thick daddy cock the straight boys enjoyed grabbing on to. Vinnie’s gay - the Boston boys, hustlers he paid aren’t.

^Used to live on those videos. His OCD eventually drove me away.

[quote] There are hundreds of millions of straight men who love jacking off watching gay porn.

Are they for real?

In my experience, the "straight" guys I've been with mostly like to bottom.

Why not, R138? They top in their everyday life. If they're fantasizing about sex with a guy if makes sense that they'd be wanting to try sucking dick and maybe getting fucked. Things their wife/girlfriend can't give them. I imagine there are some who want to try fucking ass because their woman won't do that -but I imagine guys who really see themselves as straight work themselves into a state where they think they can "do it all just this one time to see what it's like and then I'll get it out of my system."

Is the guy at OP straight?

Yeah r136 I heard he died of a heart attack a while back. I don't know how old he was. But his videos are from the late 90s, early 2000s I believe - maybe op until 2006. They were done before everyone became terrified about everything ending up all over the internet, so the guys in them mostly thought no one would ever see the videos. I like to see the slow grooming (yes grooming) of the guys and their comfortability with doing gay stuff. And you can tell some of them were obviously discovering they were bi, while others were definitely in it for the check. The boys were definitely Trade-y with some of them in and out of jail over the years, or some with children by different girls, but always coming back. Vinnie has a nice cock and was usually bigger than the guys and the guys enjoyed playing with it.

R136 What was OCD about Vinnie?

R136 And Vinnie's dead? Well, he had a hot mouth and cock, but I guess he couldn't live forever.

His “prep” before the action starts) on his videos R142. Setting up the scene. Those activities just became longer and longer. I had to stop watching when he would keep “rearranging” the scene or keep “rearranging” the guy or pick (invisible) things off the guy’s body during the blow job. It got to be way too distracting! Sorry to hear Vinnie is no longer with us. Those videos got me through several dry spells.

R143, he sounded like a true gentleman and a scholar. RIP, DickLips

But I know he LOVES me and the kids! RIGHT.

R145, every frau's face when they find gay porn on the hubster's phone.

Dumb wives, lol.

The wives are so trusting...

R148, I honestly believe if women were more open to their hubster's occasional phallic-oriented bisexuality, they would have much better relationships!

I agree, R149. Amazing how much a little honesty helps a relationship along.

R150, can't you just picture a collection of fraus over boozy mimosas.

"Megan, where's your hubby?"

"Oh, y'know, he's just out sucking some dick!"

"Lucky you, Megan. He'll still be horny when he gets home. Mine's out right now getting his hole pounded. He'll have nothing left for me..."

"That's too bad. Do you wanna scissor a bit??

R150, it can't possibly be any worse than how straight couples get along these days.

Have you heard straight men talk about women these days? Do they even like each other lol?

If straight women had cocks, straight men would love them...

R154, aren't straight men the reason that chicks with dicks is its own porn subcategory?

I prefer straight men who love taking it up the ass.

Gay sex is a fetish now. It’s a sexual realm men can enter and leave now.

The OP video is scorching hot.

Hands42, if you can find his videos all over the internet, specializes in this. Most of the guys he's with are straight identifying. Some are most certainly bi and just discovering it, while others are more of the "gay sex fetish" type. He fucks them and then they go back to their wives. He's in the UK.

R159, nice pasty bum.

Nothing about the videos featured at R159 cause me to believe anybody in them is heterosexual.

Isn't that what frats are for?

What man doesn't like sucking dick?

Straight men, as a general rule, do not suck dick.

[quote] Straight men, as a general rule, do not suck dick.

And your medical or science credentials are what again?

According to whom, R164? What proof do you have?

What a hot bush at OP.

Sucking dick is like the adult version of a pacifier for men, straight and gay.

Desperate Frau @ R164 has never been to a bathhouse, public park, or on any geigh sex app.

As much as you're an insatiable pussy eater

R170, I'd argue that sucking dick comes more naturally to men than eating a vag (what even is that mess?)

Are you supposed to inhale on the up stroke ?

Men are happiest and most fulfilled when they're sucking on a nice, fat cock.

A female friend was fucking a guy who is rumored to be bi. She told me that when she was sucking his dick he would say things like turn around and let me suck your cock.

R174, that's hilarious.

There'd be no wars or genocides if every tyrant was instead sucking on a nice juicy cock.

I've said for years that if/when straight men discover the joys of anal play, not only would there be no wars and genocides, the streets would be empty because they'd all be at home getting fucked.

Straight men love getting rimmed.

Pleasure from anal stimulation is physiological and NOT based on sexuality. Given the number of straight men to gay men and given that not all gay men enjoy it - there are TONS more straight men than gay who’d get off by playing with their asses.

^ you’d make millions if you created anal toy that in no way resembled a cock and called if the Carburetor or the Gear Shift or something.

R180 some straight boys do get creative with their cars

[quote] Are you supposed to inhale on the up stroke ?

That might give you hiccups.

There used to be lots of videos on XTube of gay guys who set up cameras before they invited closeted married guys over, the videos could be hot, but it felt weird watching guys who didn't know they were being filmed.

Post some videos here!

R183 -Most of those went away (the real ones, at least) when laws were changed cracking down on signed releases from all performers in an adult video. You can secretly film a sexcapade, but you're screwed if you post it online without the signed permission of everyone involved.

It’s too bad you can’t just say you’re bi, because people are so judgmental. It’s the hiding it part that’s probably worse. I wouldn’t normally advocate open relationships but maybe for someone who is bisexual it might make sense, at least in terms of meeting all needs.

Yes, I know one bi guy. He has an arrangement with his 'gf'. He does whatever the fuck he wants with whoever he wants...he makes a lot of $$$. The 'gf' goes along with it coz she loves his $$$.

I don't like the hands, just mouth

[bold]A few straight men CERTAINLY do want to / like to suck dick[/bold]

They're not attracted to men romantically or sexually-big-picture - they don't want to kiss, cuddle or even flirt. It's just the dick they want to play with - and more power to them if they achieve self-acceptance

[bold]Call it a fetish, perhaps[/bold]

But doesn't that make them bi? I don't think so. [bold]They're still straight imo[/bold]

R185 j used to watch those videos all the time. They are still around. I was surprised one guy with a full blown website, lighting and everything just recently got arrested for his videos. He would blindfold the guys and film them when they didn’t know they were being filmed. But I looked all so professional, I just assumed they knew. This went on for like 10 years or more.

This is not that guy. But these types of videos are still all over from tons of guys.

One of the more notorious ones was Diksukka. Just google his name. He stopped filming back in the aughts. I wonder if he still around. Some of these guys do get offed for what they do. Their videos are still around all over the internet, which is macabre.

Swell80 is the unfortunate soul who got killed for doing videos like these. He created videos for years. He would lure straight guys over to his place under the guise of having threesomes with his girlfriend, then film them after he convinced them to just jackoff with him. Sometimes it would go further into oral. Some would comeback to experiment more. But he took his show down to Central America where it became more gay for pay. And I think one of those guys did him in - bound, gagged and stabbed to death.

Swell did a series of videos with this sexy married guy named Kyle who is a sexy bottom exploring his bisexuality. You feel terrible because these guys don't know they are being filmed in such an intimate moment, but it is really hot. Swell would play porn on his laptop while having the camera on at the same time. So the guys would look like they are looking directly into the camera.

And then you have Hiddencocksucker who would mostly just film the straight guys as they were getting sucked by him. He would literally wait for them hiding under a blanket. He would never reveal himself.

R192, how sordid!!

They call it Rough Trade for a reason r194. Do the kids even know that term anymore?

R195, doubtful. They largely are anti-sex and condemm "age gaps" in relationships. No way would they engage in any of the filthy young bastard behavior described here

R192 Swell80 had some of the hottest videos out there. One of my favorites was Martin, a cute Costa Rican construction worker. He did some handjob videos with Swell before finally fucking him on camera. I've gotten off to this video many times and still come back to it. It gets really good toward the end when they get back to business and Martin starts pounding him missionary and cums inside him. You don't see much, but the view of Martin's ass while he's pumping away is gold.

I find the whole secret thing (hot as fuck) very sad and exploitive (no one was harmed) and shameful (more please).

r190 Are you talking about the StraightBoyz/SBZ guy? Some knew, but most others wore opaque goggles and he could modulate his voice so that he sounded just like a woman. Btw, the guy you posted was ATXGhole. Not sure what happened to him, but he has a lot of videos of guys getting sucked and fucking him at his glory hole setups in his house or that hotel room, very often with Sophie Ellis-Bextor playing the background.

This is the new trend. Met a few guys who introduced themselves as "straight but have to suck the occasional hard prick."

This is how we live now.

Not straight. Deluded, lying, goofing, acting, hiding, deranged, maybe.

But not straight.

Or add "straight" to the growing list of common words that no longer have meanings.

Don't forget some of these guys can become dangerous when the post-nut clarity kicks in.

R202, usually it's just a deep mortification. And the shame! Oh... the shame

I'll relay the story of one of the hottest experiences I ever had with one of these so called straight men. I have had a good handful, but this was one of the more memorable ones. I met this guy on a app. It was one of those ratchet straight dating apps like Blender or something. His pics were so hot, I thought he was fake. We messaged for a while.

One day, the timing worked out perfectly. He just wanted to lay back while I sucked his dick. I thought even if he doesn't look like his pics, I was horny enough to do it. Well I get to his airbnb that he is staying at and he turns out to be this straight British banker, kind of "flying high" by the time I arrived already, I can tell. He looked better than his pics, more attractive. And I knew he must have been straight, because if he were gay, we wouldn't be playing anywhere near the same pool of people. Plus a lot of straight guys have to get jacked up on something to play with another guy. He was hot. I know it's a crazy thing to say, but if he were gay, he would have had a ton more options than me to fuck around with. Any gay guy in NYC (any major city) who's ever been out and gone through a hierarchy of appropriate partners knows exactly what I am talking about.

So I start sucking him while he sat back on his couch. Decent dick, not huge but that didn't matter because it was hot just being between his spread legs and looking up at him. He then says, I feel bad you're doing all the work. I was confused and asked what he meant. He meant I was doing all the work sucking dick, he wanted to suck mine. So I stood up and pulled mine out and he started sucking me. Then at some point he says, well if I've gone this far I might as well go all the way. He laid on his stomach on the couch and I fucked him. I could tell I wasn't the first because I just kinda slid right up into him. He just laid there almost motionless while I fucked him. It was hot just watching him take dick. I pulled out and jacked all over his face. That was it. He didn't cum, he wasn't even hard. I think he just got off on being used by strangers.

That loose-as-a-goose Hershey Highway should have been your first clue this closet case wasn't "straight," R204. If you put a toll booth right there he'd probably be a millionaire, what with all the traffic to his asshole this "straight" guy was generating.

Btw, why do closeted guys always do that. So into the sex until after they cum and then their whole personality changes 😂

Okay, bro. I guess they must start thinking of Jesus and their wives immediately after nutting!!

R5 = Bea Arthur

Men need sex, and cock

I haven't had any cock in far too long. Time to get laid!

r204 you described NOTHING hot about that encounter. OK he was good looking. And it was the laziest and dullest encounter possible.

Sorry there weren’t enough King Straw sounding devices and electrodes hooked up to testicles by a yellow skin man in dirty jockeys for you. It was hot TO ME.

R208 = Jose Menendez.