Let's cast the HBO miniseries SoCal Fires

Drunk Kamala as Drunk Kamala

Alas, Dean Winters is now downright chubby. He made ME chubby in his TV commercials as Mayhem.

I'll cast John Slattery as our dear Jamie Lee.

Blake Lively as screaming lady being consumed by fire

Steve Gutenberg in a dramatic bit moving cars

Chrissy Metz as Malibu

Elon Musk as the evil psychopath who we discover orchestrated the whole thing.

Shirley MacLaine as herself, refusing to go anywhere until she finishes her creme brûlée.

Jeremy Renner as himself, saving the homes of everyone within a 10-mile radius of his tractor shed and responding to requests for interviews with, “Thanks, no, I don’t have any comment. Excuse me.”

He will be last seen refilling the water barrels in the back of his truck and going out again.

Timothy Olyphant would be better than Dean Winters.

Kate Winslet as Ma…yor of Easttown.

Judy Davis as Lucinda Bassett- ugly and anxious.

Since Justin Trudeau has been sending help to California from Canada, I hope he will make a cameo appearance in the series:

And Jack Cassidy as the ghost of fires past.

Christian Bale has to play Gavin Newsom

A song will be written for Celine Dion (“Flames of Love”) but they’ll have to settle for someone else.

Andy Dick as the crazy homeless guy arrested with a blowtorch.

Toni Collette should play the controversial lesbian fire chief.

James Franco as the douche who wanted to hire private firemen.

Julia Roberts IS Karen Bass

As Jamie Lee Curtis: Sharon Stone

As Sharon Stone: Jamie Lee Curtis

No one as James Woods because no one cares if his house burnt down.

R14

The only one, obviously.

Adam Brody, as himself, is caught only in his skimpy underwear, which gets torn while trying to escape the proceedings.

Kristen Stewart as one of the 3 lesbian Kristens of the LAFD.

Seshie as partially burnt resident of “small town LA” .

Jacob Elordi as Homeless Firestarter #3

Nicole Kidman as Mandy Moore.

Cynthia Erivo as the Ghanaian President.

I was born to play Karen Bass!

and Leigh McCloskey as Mitch.

Chris Pine and Chris Evans are a couple who are right in the middle of spit-roasting Henry Cavill when the wildfires enter their neighborhood. They still can't stop pleasuring each other until they all cum.

I'm Queen Latifa playing one of the fire commanders who says it isn't their job to rescue you and you shouldn't have gotten into such a spot to begin with.

Meg Ryan as a burn victim.

Can i play a burn victim too? I need the work.

David Spade as Gavin Nesom

Will Roland Emmerich direct it?

I want Leslie Nielsen back, so he could play Biden

Branda Lee as an elderly woman who is burned to death while taking down her Christmas tree.

Brendad Ickson as herself, weeping in front of the burnt out Gelson's.

Barbra Streisand as herself, directing the firefighters on how to properly hose down her underground mall.

Burnin' around the christmas tree you won't have to worry about buryin' me

Henry Cavill as a firefighter who takes a long, gratuitous shower afterwards to process the pain.

[quote]Can i play a burn victim too? I need the work.

Sorry, cunts, but that role has BEEN CAST.

And slowly and thoroughly washes his taint and hole, r42.

The Non-Towering Inferno

Who will play Kimberly Guilfoyle?

Kathy Bates off Ozempic as DJT snacking and hate tweeting in the odd hours of morning.

[quote]Andy Dick as the crazy homeless guy arrested with a blowtorch.

...while giving a blowjob

James Cromwell as Mel Gibson, ranting about the liberals while spreading conspiracy theories.

Tara Reid as Tori Spelling, wailing about her trailer park burning, but hey, she didn't own it. She shows glee discussing Candy's house that burned down.

Tori Spelling as Heidi Montag.

Lance Bass, Chris Colfer, Billy Porter, and Jonathan van Ness as the flames. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Jennifer Jason Leigh as the Fire

R52 Make room, bitches, we’re cutting in!

R54 Dad, that’s MY line!