Vairst Ledee Looking Like Absolute Shit at President Carter's Funeral

Jowls and eye bags.

That should be the title of her upcoming Amazon biopic.

Definitely long past her freshness date.

She IS 38.

What the fuck is she wearing? She looks like a choirboy.

Many of the MAGAS on twitter are saying Melania didnt look her best because she was frightened because she is morally pure and surrounded in the room by the pure evil of the Washington swamp!!! LOL. I feel increasingly sure that the majority of right wing republican influencers on twitter dont believe a word of what they post its all just part of the clickbait economy.

The hair extensions hide a great deal

R5 If she was frightened, it was probably because, being the whore she is, she was afraid she'd be struck by lightning upon entering the church.

The cunt was furious that the Bushes and Mrs. Pence-a-Cola didn't show her (and my husband) proper "respect." That's who SHE is.

"Zey ver zo nice when old mans Boosh kissed the dirt."

Well, when you spend your life as a semen storage vessel, you begin to rot from the inside out.

Right, R9.

Especially the semen of monsters.

She looks mean.

She looks like him!

R11 She's beyond mean. She's a certified cunt.

Never forget that on January 6th, as rioters were tearing the Capitol apart, she was in the White House taking professional photographs and refusing requests from her assistant to issue a simple tweet asking people to go home.

Being a prostitute really ages you.

Old Slovenian whore.

She's been relaxing in Florida for four years. She should be looking refreshed, not haggard.

R16 She's been fucking a lot of pool boys and undocumented leaf blowers.

That'll age you quickly.

Eastern European genetics on display. Sour.

Nervous as a whore in church.

Hills,Jill Biden and Laura Bush look their age and don't look bedraggled or sour.

A new phase?

Clearly, the old cunt

Plymoth rock realness.

Yikes

She looks worse than Jennifer Jason Leigh at the end of Last Exit To Brooklyn.

This is what happens when you have an unending supply of Secret Service cock.

[quote]What the fuck is she wearing? She looks like a choirboy.

It's a Valentino coat dress.

[quote]the coat features a statement collar with a black-and-white print of a 19th-century neoclassical sculpture of kissing lovers

Kissing lovers at a funeral?

She obviously does not want to spend any more time than she has to with Dump. No one to talk to but him and his shit. But that's the life of a whore, play prostitute games, win prostitute prizes.

She does look like she's in community theater, recreating the first Thanksgiving.

It really brings me great joy that this cunt is miserable and stuck with her fat bastard husband for four more years, having to pretend like she gives two shits about being First Lady (any normal person would think this was a great honor and public service). I hope it rapidly ages this bitch and she gains weight, because that's all she cares about.

Hag-ish.

To be honest, most of them looked haggard and horrible. W and Bill both look 100...between them and Biden, it's hard to tell who is next in line for a funeral.

Thought I was one of the few to notice. She lookedawful - drawn, gaunt and just bedraggled

Kamala looks good, but she's 20+ years younger than everybody else. Obama is relatively young, but I guess the white hair makes him look old. Hillary looks pretty good, IMO.

Her theme song: "Bevitched, Nonbothered and Bedraggled"

Hillary and Laura looked OK...like they had been freshly plumped and lacquered.

Here's the Karen Pence video. She's had sufficient.

Note that of the 3 First Ladies pictured, Laura Bush is the one smiling.

Karen Pence sullenly looking like Margaret White in "Carrie" and just itching to throw someone in a Jesus closet for a good moral cleansing..."I CAN SEE YOUR DIRTY PILLOWS, MELANIA TRUMP!!!" "I CAN SMELL THE MCDONALD'S ON YOUR BREATH, DONALD!!!!"

We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

Hateful hag has the face she deserves.

[quote] …any normal person would think this was a great honor and public service

I despise her, but I think any normal person would probably want to slit her wrists rather than be First Lady.

R18 wins.

Every pretty peach has its expiration date, but that expiration date is particularly hard on the Eastern European/Russian women.

I’ve seen it many times. They’re absolute knock outs, and then bam!!! NO ONE hits the wall harder than they do. With all of the medical and plastic surgery advances, the ones who married a wealthy John manage to fend off the aging process a bit longer than they did a few decades ago, but not for too long.

That’s gotta be very difficult, & surely it’s harder for the ultra vain ones.

Her transformation into Grand Moff Tarkin is almost complete!

I think the striking difference in Vairst Leddy (aside from the melting face) is that I'm used to seeing her hair poofed up (or with some kind wig/hair attachment). He hair looks flat and that perma-frown she's got makes her look like an old witch. That coat no doubt looks good on some young tall model, but on VL, it makes her look matronly. She should stick with sleek slimming looks like Kate. Granted, it's a funeral, but she looks more sour than ever

Now we have the default standard to compare when Trump parades his "Fake Melania(s)" in the second term.

R26 No class. No style. No grace.

I think it’s almost all due to the hair and the outfit. The outfit camouflages her overall physique, so she loses that advantage, and her hair looks awful. I don’t think her face looks all that bad, it’s just in a really shitty frame. She is also wearing less makeup than usual.

It was probably a deliberate attempt to not look too different from the other high profile (and mostly older) women, but she overshot the mark. It’s a funeral, sure. But a funeral for a guy who made it to 100 and was in hospice for years. She’s almost cosplaying.

And just where is Michelle Obama? Getting her hair did? Bitch.

Mel, honey, Tuesday Addams called...

Melania trying hard to give Kamala the stink eye. I love how Kamala completely ignored her.

[quote]Note that of the 3 First Ladies pictured, Laura Bush is the one smiling.

Early signs of dementia ?

I hope Laura had someone else to drive her home.

Surprising for Melenia. She usually looks great but it’s a somber occasion.

I can’t even imagine Trumps sitting a row behind Kamala Harris.

Looks like a bargain basement whore. Maybe it's the effects of untreatable gonorrhea?

I suspect she is DONE with Trump and purposefully didn't do anything to make herself presentable. She does not want to be First Lady and will put zero effort into it.

Also - she has hit the wall Ivana style, she better not make any visits to the Bedminster Golf Club.

It's interesting- she's growing her blonde highlights out.

R55 Her whole persona is based on how she looks. That is absolutely all she has.

As much as she may hate her husband and may not want to be First Lady again, there is no way she'd purposely go out in public trying to look like shit.

A very grim look on her face

She knows she's a laughing stock. She knows she's not respected. She knows she's a pariah in Washington. She knows she could never hope to have even a quarter of the intelligence of the people around her. She's so out of her element, and it shows on her face.

Did she wear underwear for this special occasion?

R47, that's one of the reasons that makes me suspect that she's on the spectrum. She costumes herself

R60 Sort of. Crotchless panties. I mean, it was a funeral, after all.

Did anyone actually talk to this cunt at the service, since she looked like Trump had an aide pick her up and throw her into the limo?

R63 Who would want to talk to her, unless they were negotiating her fee?

She put the hag in haggard.

I did notice she was the only one to bow her head during some of the prayers.

...because she was sleeping.

maybe she knows how important looks and appearances are to Donald so she's trying to embarrass him in hopes that he'll dump her for a literal newer model. the funeral hag look was a good start, but she needs to really ugly it up now if she'd like to be out of there by the inauguration.

That coat looks hideous on anyone, young or old. Ugly coat.

She looks like she did not want to be there. She looks like she refused to go, was forced to, and did nothing to dress appropriately and get her hair pieces placed on her.

She’s always had stringy, greasy, thin hair, even while she was first with Trump.

R68 Nah. Her looks are the only thing she has going for her. She's not going to purposely fuck that up, even if she hates Donald.

[quote] It was probably a deliberate attempt to not look too different from the other high profile (and mostly older) women

No, that's not it. As stated above, there's no way she'd purposely make herself look unattractive.

Which makes me think she planned on not being there, & had minutes to get ready because someone put their foot down, R71.

R66 Bitch likes to pretend she's very religious to deflect from the fact that everyone knows she sold her pussy for money.

I bet if you asked her to recite The Lord's Prayer, she'd be a deer in the headlights.

Choosing to be ugly old laydee vas te bravest ting i ever do.

[quote]And just where is Michelle Obama?

Why do you think the first whore didn't know how to dress or what to say?

She looks like hell. Maybe a little light is getting through that Carter is mourned in a way that she or Dump never will regardless of politics.

OMG! Dying here.

She looks like Voldemort. Yikes. Not aging well at all.

Yes, R77, I can read all my five fluent langwitches upside down. This supprises you, leetle gay boy? I am brilliant letty arsheetekt!

I'm sure trump verbally and emotionally abuses her.

She's probably real tired though from making this documentary.. It must be depressing for her to look back on her life. So many slights and insults! She should have been on more magazine covers.

Her "documentary" will be a hoot, no doubt. But I have no plans to watch and give them the view. Hopefully it will be a giant bomb.

Documentary will be BORING and unrevealing.

I'm sure the doc will cover her time as poosey model and one of Epstein's lady friends.

R80 She and Trump deserve each other.

And the only magazine cover she belongs on is Beaver Shots.

She looks like one of the Gabor sisters. They were also whores.

I liked Laura Bush's dress from the Kate Lawrence Pasadena collection. Tasteful and forgiving of elderspread.

Me worry about Monster Boy finding way to break leash and chase skwerls.

As expected from a rich Texas cunt, Miz Bush looks like a Chinese woman who can only eat slices of American cheese pushed into her mouth slot like something at the dollar slots.

Is she wearing a wig?

R89 Probably not yesterday, since her hair looked like shit, but she usually does during her formal appearances.

r90, I don't recall her hair looking so greasy. Did trump cut off her dry shampoo?

R91 It's probably because all her other hair is wigs.

Donald shit in my vig. SO big stink. I puke and not look beautiful at that oldest man's funeral.

Dollars to donuts she didn't even know who the hell Jimmy Carter was before yesterday.

Like a drowned harassed Persian cat.

R85 - Merv Griffin

She is transitioning into an apple core doll.

I bet She looked like this on purpose

To piss off Trump

Probably didn’t agree to the new contract terms

R98 Not a chance. Her appearance is her fortune. She has nothing else. She wouldn't jeopardize that.

Besides, if she pissed off Big Orange, he'd just trot out the fake Melania for official events, as he frequently did in his previous terms when the real Melania refused to participate.

You always know it's the fake Melania when Trump shows up with that woman who wears billowy clothes, never removes her sunglasses, and never speaks.

I dunno r99. She’s seems to be a vindictive person

What's sa matta, is she hung over?

R100 Oh, she's vindictive, all right. But she'll never choose vengeance over her appearance.

It's age and whatever pills or the lines she ingests to make life with Trump and his odious hangers on palatable that are catching up with her. Her mother is dead, her son is grown and now hangs out with his dad, she's lost her looks and youth, Trump's family probably treats her like shit and now she has to go back to a role she never wanted in the first place so her cretin husband she is most likely separated from can avoid jail. She is probably hoping he keels over as soon as possible so she can disappear.

^ And no doubt the DC wealthy people want nothing to do with a trashy whore.

r88 Anyone suspect that Laura Bush could be as witty and sharp tongued privately as her late mother in law Barbara Bush?

Michelle O should have sent Viola Davis as "Fake Michelle".

R105 In a word, "no". Barb was a tough, NY Irish broad who could go head to head with anyone. Laura is a proper Texan lady, who knows her place behind her husband.

r107 I had no idea she had Irish ancestry.

Melania had to be so jealous of Michelle.

Another difference from Trump 1.0. Then, we held on to the hope that Melania might be part of the resistance. How silly we were to think she was other than the monster her husband is.

[quote]Then, we held on to the hope that Melania might be part of the resistance.

No "we" did not, r110.

r103 sums up Melania Trump's situation perfectly.

She's stuck in the US now.

I was wrong. I thought by now she'd be ensconced in some luxury Eastern European dacha.

I think 2 reasons prevent that: 1. she doesn't have the dough and 2. she wants to be near Barron.

At the outset, at least, R111, many of us did.

[quote]At the outset, at least, [R111], many of us did.

The "many" of you who did aren't very good judges of character, r113. There was zero in Melania's past to suggest she was anything but a vain, vapid, self-centered creature.

I agree with r69. I think she refused to go up to the very last minute and was somehow coerced, threatened, or maybe enticed with a payment. She clearly did own hair and by the looks of it didn't wash it or bother brushing enough. Her usual make up mask isn't on, so I think she didn't have time to schedule a professional did it herself. And the coat looks like she hadn't had it properly fitted yet.

She must have been galled when she realized Michelle Obama was a no show. And she's jutting out on the end like someone stick an extra chair at the end of the aisle

Mel wears designer clothing but is a frump.

Maga does not know how to dress or groom itself appropriately.

Sleazy.

Her tits look lopsided in r116 pic

She is shit. Her husband is shit. The whole family is shit.

A lady should never be seated on the aisle. Oh. Wait.

Melania's appearance is odd...was she actually thrown into a car and told "pull yourself together, bitch...you have a funeral to go to...."

She has put on weight.

And yeah, it is weird that she's on the aisle. But I guess it's protocol. (POTUS, spouse, POTUS, spouse, etc.)

Is that the chambermaid? Tell her I need my toilet cleaned.

Did she get her lopsided tits fixed? I couldn't tell with that cape she was wearing.

Everyone ignored the Communist prostitute- as they should.

[quote]Her tits look lopsided in [R116] pic

They hadn't settled yet, that was right after her "kidney surgery."

A couple of clothespins would have done wonders with that coat.

[quote] Barb was a tough, NY Irish broad

Barbara Bush? She had an upper-class WASP background and grew up going to private schools in Westchester. Tough, yes; NY Irish, no.

Barb Bush Senior was a MEAN woman, according to Richard Nixon.

I guess she's sad 'cos it was the 1st Anniversary of her Mother's death.

Her mother didn't die - she escaped.

Two bit whore version of Marie Antoinette.

I picture Trump saying "Jesus Christ, what the fuck are you wearing, you look like some sort of god dam pilgram". At first I thought her collar said I really don't care, do you.

Made me laugh so hard R87.

I love the analogy someone here posted that she is like a combo of where’s Waldo and Leona Helmsley

Always had stringy hair

She hates the gays, that's why they let her go out with stringy hair.

R136 She hates the gays, but she loves their paychecks.

I think she he really just does not enjoy having to accompany Trump to anything. She was much more animated at Mrs. Carter's funeral which was attended by all the former First Ladies. Hillary later remarked that she sensed Melania was unsure about how she'd be accepted by the other women, but there was no tension after they gathered. Not excusing Melania, because she's still willing to stick with the asshole despite her apparent misery, because the pay is good!

R138 Sorry. She's a birther. She preferred to pose for photos in the White House on January 6th rather than send a simple tweet telling people to go home. She wore a jacket that said "I really don't care, do you" as migrant children were separated from their families and caged. She was a good friend of Epstein and Maxwell. She called the women who accused her husband of sexual assault "liars." She lied about her past, her education, and her ability to speak multiple languages.

She is a grifting piece of shit, just like her husband, and they deserve to live and die together in utter misery.

I agree with the posters that have said she probably agreed, or was coerced, to go at the last minute, and had less time to do her hair and makeup. Plus the dress with the huge collar is horrible. She usually pulls it together enough to be presentable, but I never found her that attractive, with those eyes that look like they’re gonna shoot lasers any second. She will always be a sorry excuse for a human being, just like her felon pos husband.

she's a grifter cunt

[quote] She lied about her past, her education, and her ability to speak multiple languages.

Not that it makes it better, but I think those lies were made up by Trump's people. She just went along with them. What I don't understand is that conservatives hate intelligent, educated women, so why would they care if she's just a pretty face. I guess they're embarrassed that she is the least accomplished first lady, by far, and the one thing she is accomplished at, they can't advertise.

R142 If she "just went along with them," she's complicit and an active member of the lie factory that is the GOP.

Sorry, no sympathy for this old Slovenian whore who sold her soul for riches and will hopefully die in a sea of sadness and regret.

She thought Dump was going to lose the election and she could either divorce him or just live out her life apart from him. Now she's stuck with him for 4 more years and this miserable bitch has to pretend she's the First Lady.

I would've much preferred Harris as the President but knowing this soulless creature is miserable does bring me a little joy.

R142 The GOP loves pretty faces, but they absolutely could not promote a former professional escort who met the future president as part of a sex-for-money arrangement, so a bullshit story about her having a degree in architecture and being multilingual was fabricated, all with the hope that the truth about her past would never come out.

But the GOP is so fucking stupid, they didn't realize those lies would be dismantled within a matter of days.

Are you referring, instead, to the Barbara Bush funeral, R138?

[quote]Are you referring, instead, to the Barbara Bush funeral, [R138]?

[quote] Not that it makes it better, but I think those lies were made up by Trump's people. She just went along with them.

Why are people on DL always making up excuses for her? Is it the fraus on DL feeling sorry for her? I don't understand.

And, as stated, if you "just go along" with a lie, then you're a bad person, too.

What a disgusting spectacle by that Slavic Jezebel! A lady wear panties to a funeral!

She looks like a pilgrim.

She's just exhausted from filming her new film biography. So many scenes of her fondling jewelry, getting facials, exercising, trying on the latest fashions, standing for fittings, and lunching with Lurch, er, Baron. On a plane, off a plane, ordering around the servants, checking golden toilets for stains, how does she do it all?

The serious scenes where she goes over her prenup agreements, product licensing deals, bank statements, and confidential blackmail files are riveting, but so tiring! Try doing that for four hours and not looking like a hag.

Oh, and the doctor's appointments. Endless! Skin treatments, plastic surgery, liposuction, hair removal, endless breast implant replacements, cooch rejuvenation. It all makes for fascinating film.

You spend a lot of other people's money to look cheap and mean

She was a six year old girl in a Communist country when Carter took office, and probably thinks of him as having been relatively unimportant. She looks like she was told at the last minute to pull on something black and get her ass in the limo.

R154 Guarantee she had to be told who Jimmy Carter was during that limo ride.

[quote][R154] Guarantee she had to be told who Jimmy Carter was during that limo ride.

"I know who Jammy Carter is, asshole! He have sammich shops all over DC! Lurch loves those sammiches!"

She was probably exhausted from trying on looks for her inauguration. Like a stripper on her day off. Running around doing errands with a messy bun and a dirty Juicy Couture tracksuit

It’s not easy being a foreign whore who doesn’t speak the language and is married to a psychopath.