Oh no! She's going to have to move in with Tori & the kids at the local Motel 6!

Damn, I love Jeff

What a great idea for a reality series.

Tori & Candy + Motel 6

1 Room. 2 Full Size Beds. 1 Mother. 1 Daughter. 5 Kids. 1 Toilet!

Watch as they take their meals at Burger King and Carl's Jr.

See Candy befriend the local prostitute entertaining her johns in the room next door.

Coming soon to Discovery!

^^^ LOL I'd pay to watch it

Did it have a gift wrapping room?

I didn’t know that Candy and Jeff were a couple.

r5, They are a couple with multiple homes.

Motel 6? What happened to the Winnebago for the kids?

Episode 1.01 "Discounted Candy"

Having been displaced due to the SoCal fires, Candy finds herself completely possessions free and dire in need of some essential toiletries. Luckily, Tori to the rescue as she takes her mom and children to the local WalMart. Hilarity ensues as Candy is just absolutely positive her daughter has taken her to some dingy third world country to be abandoned. It takes a dash of understanding and the wise, sage words from store manager Medhat Gerges for Candy to realize that her daughter really is making an effort to help her assimilate to her new environs. Candy, feeling the giving spirit, loads up the shopping cart with Doritos, Cheetos, Tostitos, ice cream and (most importantly) the 70% off Christmas candy still sitting on the shelves for the children to eat!

She adopted Honey Boo Boo?

Sorry to hear about the Bridges house.

From the article, it seems clear that this house had belonged to Lloyd Bridges and his wife and children. (Perhaps bought with money from the "Sea Hunt" program?) And it was apparently left to Jeff, Beau and their sister.

A real family home.

That's a real loss.

All the thousands of rolls of gift wrap just made the fire rage even more intensely and rapidly.

I couldn't remember what her special room was for, only that there was one. I was prepared to ask if it was a room for toenail clipping.

It's devastating to lose your home, with all the memories that you of it over the years. Even if you have money it's such a life altering tragedy. I'm glad nobody was hurt ( that I know of.)

I believe Candy still has her "Mansion in the sky." This is probably her beach getaway.

Didn't she have some crazy big $100 million atrocity somewhere in LA?

Shit, the dude has been dealing with some significant life difficulties recently. Hope he abides

She'll be 80. She doesn't need huge multiple homes. While sad, those who lost their only modest home that now have to pick up the pieces, get my sympathy.

LA is an property insurer's nightmare. If it's not riots, it's wildfires and earthquakes.

Damn. The Bridges family home. He probably grew up there.

That sucks

I didn’t know they were a couple!!

We had a Tasteful Friends thread on Candy's Malibu house a few years ago. It was hideously decorated. It looked like a Midwestern church frau lived there.

Episode 4 01 "Sloppy Candy"

Tori scores a crockpot at a garage sale. Candy can't even use those words in a sentence; it's like a foreign language to her. After swinging by a Dollar Tree, Tori assembles the makings for Sloppy Joes. As (bad) luck would have it, the crockpot's frayed cord causes a fire, leveling the Motel 6. Lightening CAN strike twice. Ahmed, the motel's owner is fit to be tied. Candy slips the diamond bracelet off her wrist as Tori hustles the kids into the minivan. "Go buy yourself a new motel, or whatever" Candy says. The clan set off to a Super 8 in Pacoima that Tori finds a Groupon for. Along the way they stop at a Der Weinerschnitzel for hotdogs. Like any warm and loving grandmother, Candy demonstrates going down on the entire frankfurter. "How do you think I landed your Grandpa Aaron? I was just a secretary!"

These episode descriptions for the new hit series Tori & Candy have me howling- More please-

Episode 1.06 "Candy Crush"

The room at Motel 6 is getting awfully crowded with Tori still unable to kick her little hoarding habit. Candy begins to feel the "crush" of sharing a full size mattress with 3 obese preteens. Calamity ensues when Dean appears at the doorstep with his 2 kids from his first marriage and needs a place to stay. Candy declares enough and grabs her meth-addicted neighbor Brandi-Lynn for a relaxing retreat at The Massage Place down the street. That is until they discover it is a pile of ashes. Quick thinking Brandi-Lynn invites Candy to chill at her pal Luther's crib where The L-Man has designs on Candy making them both "a little spending" money.

uh, already been done folks ... Schiitts Creek

Which riot are you referring to, r18? The one that happened that 33 years ago or the one that happened 60 years ago? Better stay in Boise where you're safe.

The Manor?

Marry me R5.