Brooke Shields reveals plastic surgeon threw in ‘little bonus’ during labia surgery without her consent: ‘Such an invasion

That’s absolutely crazy. He should lose his license for good if this is true.

And repossess her vagina.

TMI.

I bet the doctor had to tighten her vagina to cover up something he'd botched while reducing her labia.

Would she have known if he didn’t say anything? I mean, you shorten the curtains, but the window is still a mess.

Wouldn't her husband be able to tell something was different?

Wouldn't SHE be able to tell??

I always know when something is off about my vagina.

The NY Post is at the forefront of repression and discrimination of all good people

Was it a penis ?

r9The Post?

There used to be such a thing as a “husband stitch”, which was tightening up the little woman after giving birth without her ever knowing (until it’s painfully ripped during intercourse, I guess)

I think she needed a good story with a “consent” theme to sell her latest book. I’d be surprised if this really happened as she describes.

Christ Brooke, keep your piss flaps to yourself

Should we offer her our thoughts and prayers ?

I’m old. I think a discussion of Brooke’s labia is an invasion.

Of my privacy.

What is she complaining about? He did her a favor, right?

I’m sorry, I thought that was Caitlyn Jenner.

[quote]The model, notably, had experienced discomfort, bleeding and chafing since high school due to the length of her labia.

The world didn’t need to know this.

Her hubby is very satisfied

ill have to read the article. so she had plastic surgery on her cunt? I guess her beef curtains were all loose and floppy. does she have children? if not, she must have really been a whore to have stretched her pussy out of proportion.

r19 so she was born with a big labia. I see. so it was trimmed.

The doctor said, "What a cunt!" did something about it.

On the plus side, she did take home something for the house!

Brooke really needs a shoulder-length hairstyle. Can someone have a come-to-Jesus with her?

Yep, that happened to my friend after she had her first kid, R12. The doctor basically smirked and said, "You're welcome" after telling her husband.

My friend was never asked her opinion. This was maybe 10 years ago.

suddenly shrunk

My endless cunt….

r25 that isn't the current hairstyle trend.

TMClitformation

the blue lab-goon.

What's on her iPod?

What's she complaining about? MANY people pay good money to have a big labia!

The upside is: she won't be bulging as much in her Calvins.

so what she's saying is when I watch my Sudden Susan dvds I'm watching a woman in the midst of extreme labial chafe

iPod

TMI!

I do not need to know about Brooke Shields's meaty, blown-out pussy!

Women really did get the short straw on bodily discomfort. This is one thing I’d never even thought of as a problem.

has C. Atkins commented yet?

He was probably lying and didn't do the rejuvenation especially if her husband didn't notice. Unless he has a micro dick.

I seem to recall Brooke Shields has a memoire out in the last 2 years. And now, another one? She just is not that interesting.

So something did come between her and her Calvins

In my opinion, a "little bonus" is a diamond tennis bracelet.

Where is the clicks for Murdock troll when you need him.

[quote]I seem to recall Brooke Shields has a memoire out in the last 2 years. And now, another one? She just is not that interesting.

That’s what I was thinking. Like, who’s really checking for a Brooke Shields memoir?

She really loves to overshare all these things that no one cares about.

[quote]Where is the clicks for Murdock troll when you need him.

We never need him.

[quote] She really loves to overshare all these things that no one cares about.

I know, right? It’s so annoying and self centered.

Not that little.

WHET privacy, decorum and self-respect?

She probably had the penis removed..

Pickle Surprise?

What’s a labia? What’s it for?

This lady has just announced to the world that she had enormous flapping bleeding labia vexing her sex life for decades.

OH! So something did come between Brooke and her Calvins.

Well, before jumping to conclusion, how does her labia look now?

If you boys could get over the ewww lady bits parts, the unconsented second major surgery with non-significant risk of loss of sexual function as a side effect might give you pause.

Honey we are just clucking. I for one realise this is medical malpractice. But the ancillary reveal is TMI.

I do generally prefer discretion, but, by talking about this, she has made me aware of things women experience that I did not think of before.

Funny you mention it, R43, because that was also found 'in there'

He should have instead worked on her NECK!

I’ve grown to love her over the years. Saw a doc on her recently and she came across as incredibly grounded and likable. She’s a good egg with a big labia.

Labia is the plural. She had big labia. Not a big labia. Labium is singular.

[quote] Labia is the plural. She had big labia. Not a big labia. Labium is singular.

Major props for this.

My god, who wouldn't want that big flapping gash tightened up?!!! Girl musta been busted open wide, why all the chafing since forever? Was her mother a shitty mom? Who would let their child bleed from her clam?

I was just fine not knowing that flopping cunt was a thing.

Too bad a plastic surgeon can't implant her with boundaries.

Jesus, you guys are obnoxious.

Here's a drawing so (god forbid) you won't have to look at the real thing.

My first LTR had very large labia. Disconcerting if you've never seen it before. Imagine having an uncut foreskin so long it damned near gets caught in your zipper -- and there you go.

No correlation (I assume), but she eventually went FTM.

Wikipedia's illustration of the related condition, elongated labia, or "the hottentot apron" (you can't make this stuff up), is a.... scream!

Momma's mussy ain't draggin' on the floor no more.

Brooke does seem like a pretty good egg, but she's been putting herself out in the public sphere more than enough the last few years (her hotel-room rape, her childhood trauma, and now...this labial fold thing), and I'm starting to wonder about her financial situation. Her over-disclosures suggest money troubles. I don't know. Just wondering.

I like her, but sorry: TMI. It isn’t that I don’t want to hear it, but I feel like people won’t always talk about it in a nice way.

I hardly would call it a "little" bonus.

Ever see Disney's "Dumbo"?

I don't even know how she could walk.

So ungrateful.

Damn it all people will think about is her beef curtains coming between her and her Calvin’s!

Brooke, ladies feel better if they don't have their labia minor and labia majora added to with labia majorca, labia cuspidora, and a labium minnehaha that's like a window shade gone haywire on its spool.

Her daughter is taller than she is. Does her husband look like a drinker?

I thought the new oval shape of the whole oversized frame gave it a clean Cubist look.

Somewhat less boxy.

[quote]So something did come between her and her Calvins

Just a ham sandwich.

Like a beagle that got its face caught in a trap.

All those odd random asides during her interviews ("Dave, you're really chaffing my labia") suddenly make sense

It's flapping pussy, and do labia grow like noses all your life, she's not a spring chicken so there's that, old snatch spreads out and dries out.

[quote]Shields chose to “share this very intimate information” with her readers despite it being “too graphic or simply TMI.”… She explained, “If we are to change the way we approach and talk about women’s health, then we need to bring up the uncomfortable but very real issues. Shame is no longer an option.”

Women are often shamed into not discussing things that make men uncomfortable. Shields, however, is the mother of two daughters, and surely feels the world could be a better place for them if invasions like this were acknowledged.

She’s brave to do that.

R77, yeah he does look like drinker. Flushed and disheveled.

You are sooooo wrong, R82 -- but women are used to men thinking they know everything about everything.

So carry on.

R83 but you do have to believe a surgeon good enough to be hired by a star celebrity would just do something like that unannounced, risking his career. And you how does the story end? Did Brooke shields sue him and win?

Let's just say that we used to call her "The Flying Nun," and it wasn't because of her cornette.

She could literally tie a pussy bow down there.

Two!

Do your lips hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Do your lips hang low?

Great! Now I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Not just any nightmares. Labia nightmares.

I liked it the way it was🙄

R89 hilarious

I'm not sure I needed to know this about Brooke's labia. I have a mind that holds on to useless knowledge but forgets important stuff. Now everytime I see Brooke I will think "she used to have a labia like well done roast beef."

Arby’s - we have the loose lab meats

And to think Joan Rivers only had to worry about drooping tits. Think of her reaction to Brookes excessively long chafing flaps.

I consider myself to be a confirmed gay man, but have slept with a good # of women---I have no special affection for the vagina, but you rubes make me feel like a damn gynecologist. Labia vary dramatically in sizes, which is determined at birth. Unless someone is practicing body modification, they don't get bigger---the only thing that changes their size naturally is hormone levels and they shrink a tiny bit as a woman gets older. Straight guys dig plump labia---they actually enclose the vaginal opening so little ones have a weird gape effect.

Has she posted before and after pics of it?

Brooke Shields' pussy is a mess, from stem to stern.

She had cervical pre-cancer years ago and spoke about that at the time.

I’m just glad she shared this before her great chum Kathy Griffin heard anything.

Poor Kathy - imagine a friend not sharing stories about her moose hoof or perhaps poor Kathy promised and kept this bizarre secret.

Also, I thought excess labia rolled up neat and tidy.

Was this conclusion based upon observations by her non-surgeon ObGyn much later? I am not a Medical Apologist but, good grief, who knows why the surgeon may have Benn compelled to make a few extra stitches in the [process. Possibly so she wouldn't bleed to death because of some complication. Did she want the surgeon top stop, wake her up, ask her and then put her back under?

R100 No. He no doubt explained it would be done if needed. Unless it was an emergency and she was unconscious, she would authorized the surgery in advance having been appraised of potential issues and how they’re dealt with in the OR.

But saying so doesn’t sell books or garner coverage.

Why would the surgeon need to stitch inside the vaginal opening when removing the exterior portions of the labia? The husband stitch post an episiotomy is just one extra stitch in a line of stitches, this is like doing surgery up the urethra when doing a ball tuck if you want to think about it in male anatomy terms. Why would that area be bleeding?

BEEF CURTAINS!!!

The Labia Diaries

The Labia Monologues feet stomping Musical 💃

This makes me sad. Back in the day, if we were in bed together and it was cold, I could just wrap myself in her labia and drift off to sleep.

I could have happily lived my whole life without ever reading about Brooke Shields’ pussy and over 100 posts discussing it.

Then why didn't you, r107?

There are other, more interesting labias.

no wonder the clitoris is so shy

It was on the ground?

“Look at me! LOOK AT ME!”

What the fuck was she doing getting labia surgery in the first place, and why would she tell us about it?

Yeah. How dare she do something with her own body.

[Quote] What the fuck was she doing getting labia surgery in the first place,

They were hanging out below the cuffs of her trousers, so I mean, come on.

Her moneymaker has been in the public discourse since she was 11. Why wouldn't she share this with the world?

I genuinely did not know that this was or is a thing! I know one can get tightening, but I had no idea one could reconstruct their labia, or that there would actually be a reason to do so, barring defect or injury.

I googled it, & I couldn’t see anything wrong with the labia in the before photos compared to the after photos.

The Labia Is A Tramp

Is this why she had to give up a promising athletic career in the 400 meter hurdles?

Was it like Emily Dickinson's?

Her piss flaps were hanging down so low she could’ve tattooed mudflap girls tattooed on them and started driving an 18 wheeler!

Brooke didn't have to tell us. She even said that her daughters have an entirely different attitude and don't have to deal with anything like this or have doctors talk to them the way doctors may have talked to Brooke and her generation of women.

So why bring up something so private? There is/was no need. And even Brooke said this situation happened many, many years ago.

Information no one needs or wants her to share.

This kind of TMI is something I'd expect from Lens Dunham. Do better, Brooke!

I thought the world should see Brookie's snatch.

I could have lived without learning about the size of Brooke Shields labia… Christ.

OMG, R69. A "Hottentot Apron!" It's so extra!

Named after the capes worn by the indigenous South African Hottentot tribeswomen.

Incredible.

The Hottentot woman in full labial-cape glory

The legend at Cabrini Green is that you say Labia three times in the mirror and Brooke emerges, smothering you with meat flaps!

It’s sad that women feel so much shame about their vaginas and men make fun of them. We’re a sad, shameful society

When you look at them

Look right through them

That's when they'll disappear

That's when we'll be feared

[quote]R130 It’s sad that women feel so much shame about their vaginas and men make fun of them. We’re a sad, shameful society

It IS sad. And a lot of female health issues aren’t widely discussed, because it’s “embarrassing.”

Men are supposed to be so tough but discussing women’s health makes them pass out.

"Adult film star with two vaginas reveals her wildest requests from fans"

Has she ever spoken about the time she was mostly famous for being a professional beard for gay men, especially Michael Jackson.

What, he gave her a dick?

[R130] It’s sad that women feel so much shame about their vaginas and men make fun of them. We’re a sad, shameful society

This is a joke, right? I’d rather be a woman with an enlarged labia than a man with a smaller than normal penis.

Could you IMAGINE Clara Bow running around telling the world about her cooch?

I feel that the laughs here are campy cosplay between gay men. Extreme squeamishness about all things vag. It's not a real insight into our serious thoughts about giant meat flaps e.g. labia.

Why is she telling us? Nothing is personal and private anymore.

If she was a virgin in high school and she was chafing I can't imagine what they looked like after having children.

I wonder if her daughters inherited her beef curtains.

LEAVE HER VAGINA ALONE!

R130 has had it with the vagina jokes! Shame on us all!

Brooke had a roast beef sandwich down there?

Brooke Shields seems to have gotten a new small taste of fame recently and now she can’t get enough of it. You had your time in the sun old mare. If you’re down to whining about your decades-old wizard sleeve surgery, just recoil and go back to being a quiet New York socialite. Why is former fame, money, adoration and accolades NEVER enough for these people?

Plastic surgeon take liberties all the time and it's not always appreciated. This woman I work for who is getting up there in years wanted a breast reduction since they kind of have to change them every 10 years or so. In stead he gave her even slightly bigger breasts and claimed he was an artist and in his opinion that was what she needed. She was irate after she came out of surgery. She had to wait months for it to heel and made him redo it the right way. He had the nerve to call during surgery to say it came out fine but he's never going to work on her again.

[quote]He had the nerve to call during surgery to say it came out fine but he's never going to work on her again.

He called her while he was operating on her?

[quote]Think of it as unconscious uncoupling.