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Celebrities with the ugliest smiles?

Who would you say?

by Anonymousreply 98January 30, 2025 6:50 PM

Jennifer Lawrence. Smiling makes her pointy chin very apparent, and her eyes are almost always dead.

by Anonymousreply 1January 7, 2025 10:46 PM

Good lord

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by Anonymousreply 2January 7, 2025 10:47 PM

Nancy Kerrigan.

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by Anonymousreply 3January 7, 2025 10:53 PM

Whopie Boldburg.

by Anonymousreply 4January 7, 2025 10:55 PM

Gary Busey

by Anonymousreply 5January 7, 2025 10:56 PM

Katie Holmes. She looks like she just got off the short bus and needs to be escorted to her special day class.

by Anonymousreply 6January 7, 2025 11:14 PM

Meghan Markle. Oh the cocks she has sucked.

by Anonymousreply 7January 7, 2025 11:18 PM

Kelly Clarkson's gummy smile. Only the dentist should see that much of a person's gums. Anyone with a gummy smile really. Why can't they smile a little less wide and save the full gummy show for the dentist.

by Anonymousreply 8January 7, 2025 11:21 PM

I don’t think Nancy Kerrigan’s is any worse than Katie Couric’s.

Gary Busey probably owns this thread as far as Hollywood people goes.

I don’t mean to offend our Irish friends here, but whoever that alcoholic singer from that 90s band with the (non traditional) Christmas song who died not too long ago was takes the cake in my mind.

by Anonymousreply 9January 8, 2025 12:01 AM

Steve Buscemi

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by Anonymousreply 10January 8, 2025 12:05 AM

Rosie O'Donnell with the down turned corners of her mouth smile.

How do people do that? Smile yet the mouth turns downward?

by Anonymousreply 11January 8, 2025 12:12 AM

Joan Collins has a gummy smile. So does Jayne Kennedy. Beautiful women with ugly smiles.

by Anonymousreply 12January 8, 2025 12:29 AM

I do that (downward Rosie O’Donnell smile). I try to smile normally but I can’t.

by Anonymousreply 13January 8, 2025 12:32 AM

Shane MacGowan, R9. RIP.

by Anonymousreply 14January 8, 2025 12:33 AM

MSNBC's Symone Sanders Townsend and her bejeweled claws. Twofer!

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by Anonymousreply 15January 8, 2025 12:40 AM

Should have added this to the above... Sad to say, I too have downward smile face. Thanks Mom. All my cousins on that side are similarly affected. Smiling does not work. It's... unfortunate.

by Anonymousreply 16January 8, 2025 12:42 AM

Dear lawd, but Renée Zellweger OWNS this thread and the universe in which it dwells! 😱 🤨

by Anonymousreply 17January 8, 2025 12:42 AM

Carol Channing

by Anonymousreply 18January 8, 2025 12:54 AM

I love Walter Goggins, but his veneers are terrible. His dentist ripped him off.

by Anonymousreply 19January 8, 2025 12:56 AM

Hillary Swank - horse teeth

by Anonymousreply 20January 8, 2025 1:01 AM

Donald Trump's rictus grin featuring dentures to big for his mouth and weird earthworm pale anus lips

by Anonymousreply 21January 8, 2025 1:12 AM

I’m too busy eating an apple through a fence to comment 🐴

by Anonymousreply 22January 8, 2025 1:15 AM

The downward smile looks like the person is trying NOT to smile. It's sad.

by Anonymousreply 23January 8, 2025 1:38 AM

Willem Dafoe

Another vote for Gary Busey

Katy Couric is all gums

by Anonymousreply 24January 8, 2025 1:40 AM

Cynthia Erivo

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by Anonymousreply 25January 8, 2025 1:42 AM

This is why you so rarely see Posh Spice smiling.

She can't, at least convincingly.

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by Anonymousreply 26January 8, 2025 1:55 AM

I think Willem dafoe's smile is kind of charming. Timmy Chalamet has really ugly teeth.

by Anonymousreply 27January 8, 2025 2:06 AM

Mark Suckerberg

by Anonymousreply 28January 8, 2025 2:08 AM

Count Chocula

by Anonymousreply 29January 8, 2025 2:28 AM

Li’l Wayne.

by Anonymousreply 30January 8, 2025 2:32 AM

Mike Tyson

by Anonymousreply 31January 8, 2025 2:35 AM

Not a Hollywood celeb, but closet case Tim Scott has a hideous smile.

by Anonymousreply 32January 8, 2025 2:38 AM

Trump. Fake smile, fake teeth.

by Anonymousreply 33January 8, 2025 3:00 AM

Though beautiful at times, when Kiera Knightley smiles, she looks like one of those shrunken apple witches

by Anonymousreply 34January 8, 2025 4:28 AM

R31 = Robin Givens

by Anonymousreply 35January 8, 2025 4:30 AM

Tom Hanks owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 36January 8, 2025 4:32 AM

Michael Strahan. I don't like gap teeth.

by Anonymousreply 37January 8, 2025 4:38 AM

Fairuza Balk

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by Anonymousreply 38January 8, 2025 4:39 AM

Corey Feldman

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by Anonymousreply 39January 8, 2025 4:48 AM

Prince William also has the down turned corners of his mouth smile. His smile always looks stilted and forced, like a nine year old posing for a family photo and being forced to smile so they show all their teeth thinking it's a smile.

Can't stand his sister-in-law's rictus grin with the barracuda teeth either.

by Anonymousreply 40January 8, 2025 2:47 PM

Mitch McConnell has a disgusting smile.

by Anonymousreply 41January 8, 2025 2:47 PM

Kate Winslet

by Anonymousreply 42January 8, 2025 2:52 PM

[quote] Joan Collins has a gummy smile

Hold my beer.

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by Anonymousreply 43January 8, 2025 2:56 PM

[quote] Rosie O'Donnell with the down turned corners of her mouth smile.

so does Elmo

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by Anonymousreply 44January 8, 2025 2:59 PM

Julia Roberts. Fucking scary big, gaping maw.

by Anonymousreply 45January 8, 2025 3:05 PM

Carly Simon looks like she's about to rip out your throat with that terrifying mouth.

by Anonymousreply 46January 8, 2025 3:08 PM

Michael Jackson had a weird full smile for his last decade or so, no surprise there I know.

The area above his upper lip to the nose was paralysed or frozen due to surgery or fillers, so he looked very weird when smiling. That must be why he used to put his hand over his mouth when laughing to try and hide it.

by Anonymousreply 47January 8, 2025 3:15 PM

Definitely Kisten Dunst. She won’t need orthodontics to do any of the Anne Rice series.

by Anonymousreply 48January 8, 2025 3:19 PM

G..

by Anonymousreply 49January 8, 2025 3:24 PM

Jewel. I guess she said her estranged mother stole millions of dollars from her. Maybe that's why she can't afford to get her teeth fixed.

by Anonymousreply 50January 8, 2025 3:25 PM

Roger Stone has also perfected the downturned smile.

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by Anonymousreply 51January 8, 2025 3:25 PM

Stone is hideous looking anyway, especially with that sloping forehead of his.

by Anonymousreply 52January 8, 2025 4:13 PM

R38 Fairuza does have a wide mouth and very prominent teeth and gums, but she’s so uniquely striking that it doesn’t bother me. It’s part of her appeal.

by Anonymousreply 53January 8, 2025 4:14 PM

Mr. Beast!

by Anonymousreply 54January 8, 2025 4:15 PM

Hate Mr. Beast

by Anonymousreply 55January 8, 2025 5:01 PM

Reese Witherspoon

by Anonymousreply 56January 8, 2025 5:52 PM

[quote]Trump. Fake smile, fake teeth.

On the rare occasions when he does smile, only his mouth is involved.

Normal beings' eyes, brows and other facial features are engaged during a smile. Not so with the Antichrist.

by Anonymousreply 57January 8, 2025 9:41 PM

Matt Bomer looks like he’s thinking about eating gum off the floor of a short bus whenever he smiles. The man is sexy as fuck when he does “Angry” or “Sad”. “Happy” is very difficult for him.

by Anonymousreply 58January 8, 2025 9:51 PM

Roger Stone looks like a Dick Tracy villain

by Anonymousreply 59January 8, 2025 9:53 PM

Roger Stone looks like Winter Warlock in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town.

by Anonymousreply 60January 8, 2025 10:02 PM

patricia arket ( wrong spelling of name )

by Anonymousreply 61January 8, 2025 10:57 PM

Johnny depp! thread closed

by Anonymousreply 62January 8, 2025 10:58 PM

Lin Manuel Miranda. I guess it doesn’t help that he has a huge forehead and a receding chin. And he just seems so obsequious, so his smile is really annoying, too.

by Anonymousreply 63January 8, 2025 11:02 PM

Johnny Depp was meth mouth now

by Anonymousreply 64January 8, 2025 11:18 PM

^ Oops "has meth mouth now"

by Anonymousreply 65January 8, 2025 11:18 PM

Nat Faxon. Those teeth. Oof.

by Anonymousreply 66January 8, 2025 11:19 PM

Savannah Guthrie

by Anonymousreply 67January 10, 2025 12:29 PM

R66 not unlike original GMA host David Hartman.

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by Anonymousreply 68January 10, 2025 2:45 PM

Bambi Gumlitzine

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by Anonymousreply 69January 10, 2025 2:52 PM

Reba McIntyre

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by Anonymousreply 70January 10, 2025 2:58 PM

[quote] Rosie O'Donnell with the down turned corners of her mouth smile.

Her smile looks like a grimace. Come to think of it, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen her really laugh or look happy anyway.

by Anonymousreply 71January 10, 2025 4:28 PM

She always looks like she smells like B.O, though...

by Anonymousreply 72January 10, 2025 9:38 PM

Another vote for Steve busemi

by Anonymousreply 73January 11, 2025 5:52 AM

Jesse McCartney (remember him? He was basically a poor man's Zac Efron; was fairly successful during the mid-2000's) has this weird "smile" where it looks like he can't fully raise the corners of his mouth up. Oddly enough, he used to smile normally when he was younger. Fillers? Cheek implants?

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by Anonymousreply 74January 26, 2025 6:38 AM

Mads Mikkelsen. I find him unconventionally sexy, but wish he'd do something with those teeth.

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by Anonymousreply 75January 26, 2025 6:42 AM

Melissa Rivers. Beckham looks like she has some ill fitting veneers or maybe even caps. Her teeth don’t fit in her mouth, unlike Melissa who has a horsey face to match her teeth

by Anonymousreply 76January 26, 2025 8:12 AM

Fair Balk If anyone is old enough to remember wax clown mouths, mustaches , teeth, fingernails , etc — used at Halloween for kids . This girl is rocking the clown mouth .

I understand William gacy was hooked on them . Police discovered a big barrel of rotten melted clown mouths in the basement where he buried his victims

by Anonymousreply 77January 26, 2025 8:16 AM

I like Willem Dafoe's smile, too.

by Anonymousreply 78January 26, 2025 10:53 AM

Beckham should smile with her mouth closed or showing only the top row of teeth

WTF is this?

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by Anonymousreply 79January 26, 2025 11:48 AM

She hasn't got the worst smile, but compared to what she used to look like, Cameron sure looks funny.

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by Anonymousreply 80January 26, 2025 11:54 AM

What's going on with Cameron? She usually looks so much better.

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by Anonymousreply 81January 26, 2025 12:00 PM

I think Cameron looks very pretty in R91 but she does look quite a bit older. She is one of the few A list actresses aging naturally—and we are used to seeing Botox and fillers as well as face lifts.

by Anonymousreply 82January 26, 2025 1:12 PM

R79. That is an ape.

by Anonymousreply 83January 26, 2025 1:30 PM

I hate downturned smiles SO much.

by Anonymousreply 84January 27, 2025 4:48 PM
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by Anonymousreply 85January 28, 2025 2:37 AM

R82, it's more that her clothes and make-up are unflattering. She's gorgeous but there are some bad choices shown in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 86January 28, 2025 4:12 AM

Helen Hunt, Brie Larson

by Anonymousreply 87January 28, 2025 4:22 AM

Matches the rest

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by Anonymousreply 88January 28, 2025 5:25 AM

Gummy smiles creep me out. Jayne Kennedy was one of the most beautiful women on television until she smiled.

by Anonymousreply 89January 28, 2025 11:27 PM

Gummy smiles remind me of Alien, when the 2nd small mouth pops out.

by Anonymousreply 90January 29, 2025 1:10 AM

Did anyone from the classic era of Hollywood have a gummy smile?

by Anonymousreply 91January 29, 2025 1:50 AM

We weren't called the Gumm Sisters for nothing!

by Anonymousreply 92January 29, 2025 2:31 AM

Sheryl Underwood

by Anonymousreply 93January 29, 2025 12:47 PM

Brandy

by Anonymousreply 94January 29, 2025 12:59 PM

Anyone with veneers.

by Anonymousreply 95January 29, 2025 7:11 PM

Markle with her obvious veneers and unsmiling eyes

by Anonymousreply 96January 30, 2025 10:04 AM

Conrad Veidt

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by Anonymousreply 97January 30, 2025 10:29 AM

I have Rosie’s problem. I literally cannot smile, even when I want to, my mouth goes down at the edges and I look angry or unhappy. Anyone know a solution?

by Anonymousreply 98January 30, 2025 6:50 PM
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