Who would you say?
Celebrities with the ugliest smiles?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 30, 2025 6:50 PM |
Jennifer Lawrence. Smiling makes her pointy chin very apparent, and her eyes are almost always dead.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 7, 2025 10:46 PM |
Whopie Boldburg.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 7, 2025 10:55 PM |
Gary Busey
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 7, 2025 10:56 PM |
Katie Holmes. She looks like she just got off the short bus and needs to be escorted to her special day class.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 7, 2025 11:14 PM |
Meghan Markle. Oh the cocks she has sucked.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 7, 2025 11:18 PM |
Kelly Clarkson's gummy smile. Only the dentist should see that much of a person's gums. Anyone with a gummy smile really. Why can't they smile a little less wide and save the full gummy show for the dentist.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 7, 2025 11:21 PM |
I don’t think Nancy Kerrigan’s is any worse than Katie Couric’s.
Gary Busey probably owns this thread as far as Hollywood people goes.
I don’t mean to offend our Irish friends here, but whoever that alcoholic singer from that 90s band with the (non traditional) Christmas song who died not too long ago was takes the cake in my mind.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 8, 2025 12:01 AM |
Rosie O'Donnell with the down turned corners of her mouth smile.
How do people do that? Smile yet the mouth turns downward?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 8, 2025 12:12 AM |
Joan Collins has a gummy smile. So does Jayne Kennedy. Beautiful women with ugly smiles.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 8, 2025 12:29 AM |
I do that (downward Rosie O’Donnell smile). I try to smile normally but I can’t.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 8, 2025 12:32 AM |
Shane MacGowan, R9. RIP.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 8, 2025 12:33 AM |
MSNBC's Symone Sanders Townsend and her bejeweled claws. Twofer!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 8, 2025 12:40 AM |
Should have added this to the above... Sad to say, I too have downward smile face. Thanks Mom. All my cousins on that side are similarly affected. Smiling does not work. It's... unfortunate.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 8, 2025 12:42 AM |
Dear lawd, but Renée Zellweger OWNS this thread and the universe in which it dwells! 😱 🤨
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 8, 2025 12:42 AM |
Carol Channing
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 8, 2025 12:54 AM |
I love Walter Goggins, but his veneers are terrible. His dentist ripped him off.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 8, 2025 12:56 AM |
Hillary Swank - horse teeth
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 8, 2025 1:01 AM |
Donald Trump's rictus grin featuring dentures to big for his mouth and weird earthworm pale anus lips
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 8, 2025 1:12 AM |
I’m too busy eating an apple through a fence to comment 🐴
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 8, 2025 1:15 AM |
The downward smile looks like the person is trying NOT to smile. It's sad.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 8, 2025 1:38 AM |
Willem Dafoe
Another vote for Gary Busey
Katy Couric is all gums
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 8, 2025 1:40 AM |
This is why you so rarely see Posh Spice smiling.
She can't, at least convincingly.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 8, 2025 1:55 AM |
I think Willem dafoe's smile is kind of charming. Timmy Chalamet has really ugly teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 8, 2025 2:06 AM |
Mark Suckerberg
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 8, 2025 2:08 AM |
Count Chocula
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 8, 2025 2:28 AM |
Li’l Wayne.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 8, 2025 2:32 AM |
Mike Tyson
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 8, 2025 2:35 AM |
Not a Hollywood celeb, but closet case Tim Scott has a hideous smile.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 8, 2025 2:38 AM |
Trump. Fake smile, fake teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 8, 2025 3:00 AM |
Though beautiful at times, when Kiera Knightley smiles, she looks like one of those shrunken apple witches
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 8, 2025 4:28 AM |
R31 = Robin Givens
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 8, 2025 4:30 AM |
Tom Hanks owns this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 8, 2025 4:32 AM |
Michael Strahan. I don't like gap teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 8, 2025 4:38 AM |
Prince William also has the down turned corners of his mouth smile. His smile always looks stilted and forced, like a nine year old posing for a family photo and being forced to smile so they show all their teeth thinking it's a smile.
Can't stand his sister-in-law's rictus grin with the barracuda teeth either.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 8, 2025 2:47 PM |
Mitch McConnell has a disgusting smile.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 8, 2025 2:47 PM |
Kate Winslet
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 8, 2025 2:52 PM |
[quote] Joan Collins has a gummy smile
Hold my beer.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 8, 2025 2:56 PM |
[quote] Rosie O'Donnell with the down turned corners of her mouth smile.
so does Elmo
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 8, 2025 2:59 PM |
Julia Roberts. Fucking scary big, gaping maw.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 8, 2025 3:05 PM |
Carly Simon looks like she's about to rip out your throat with that terrifying mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 8, 2025 3:08 PM |
Michael Jackson had a weird full smile for his last decade or so, no surprise there I know.
The area above his upper lip to the nose was paralysed or frozen due to surgery or fillers, so he looked very weird when smiling. That must be why he used to put his hand over his mouth when laughing to try and hide it.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 8, 2025 3:15 PM |
Definitely Kisten Dunst. She won’t need orthodontics to do any of the Anne Rice series.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 8, 2025 3:19 PM |
G..
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 8, 2025 3:24 PM |
Jewel. I guess she said her estranged mother stole millions of dollars from her. Maybe that's why she can't afford to get her teeth fixed.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 8, 2025 3:25 PM |
Roger Stone has also perfected the downturned smile.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 8, 2025 3:25 PM |
Stone is hideous looking anyway, especially with that sloping forehead of his.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 8, 2025 4:13 PM |
R38 Fairuza does have a wide mouth and very prominent teeth and gums, but she’s so uniquely striking that it doesn’t bother me. It’s part of her appeal.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 8, 2025 4:14 PM |
Mr. Beast!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 8, 2025 4:15 PM |
Hate Mr. Beast
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 8, 2025 5:01 PM |
Reese Witherspoon
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 8, 2025 5:52 PM |
[quote]Trump. Fake smile, fake teeth.
On the rare occasions when he does smile, only his mouth is involved.
Normal beings' eyes, brows and other facial features are engaged during a smile. Not so with the Antichrist.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 8, 2025 9:41 PM |
Matt Bomer looks like he’s thinking about eating gum off the floor of a short bus whenever he smiles. The man is sexy as fuck when he does “Angry” or “Sad”. “Happy” is very difficult for him.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 8, 2025 9:51 PM |
Roger Stone looks like a Dick Tracy villain
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 8, 2025 9:53 PM |
Roger Stone looks like Winter Warlock in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 8, 2025 10:02 PM |
patricia arket ( wrong spelling of name )
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 8, 2025 10:57 PM |
Johnny depp! thread closed
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 8, 2025 10:58 PM |
Lin Manuel Miranda. I guess it doesn’t help that he has a huge forehead and a receding chin. And he just seems so obsequious, so his smile is really annoying, too.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 8, 2025 11:02 PM |
Johnny Depp was meth mouth now
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 8, 2025 11:18 PM |
^ Oops "has meth mouth now"
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 8, 2025 11:18 PM |
Nat Faxon. Those teeth. Oof.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 8, 2025 11:19 PM |
Savannah Guthrie
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 10, 2025 12:29 PM |
R66 not unlike original GMA host David Hartman.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 10, 2025 2:45 PM |
[quote] Rosie O'Donnell with the down turned corners of her mouth smile.
Her smile looks like a grimace. Come to think of it, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen her really laugh or look happy anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 10, 2025 4:28 PM |
She always looks like she smells like B.O, though...
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 10, 2025 9:38 PM |
Another vote for Steve busemi
by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 11, 2025 5:52 AM |
Jesse McCartney (remember him? He was basically a poor man's Zac Efron; was fairly successful during the mid-2000's) has this weird "smile" where it looks like he can't fully raise the corners of his mouth up. Oddly enough, he used to smile normally when he was younger. Fillers? Cheek implants?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 26, 2025 6:38 AM |
Mads Mikkelsen. I find him unconventionally sexy, but wish he'd do something with those teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 26, 2025 6:42 AM |
Melissa Rivers. Beckham looks like she has some ill fitting veneers or maybe even caps. Her teeth don’t fit in her mouth, unlike Melissa who has a horsey face to match her teeth
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 26, 2025 8:12 AM |
Fair Balk If anyone is old enough to remember wax clown mouths, mustaches , teeth, fingernails , etc — used at Halloween for kids . This girl is rocking the clown mouth .
I understand William gacy was hooked on them . Police discovered a big barrel of rotten melted clown mouths in the basement where he buried his victims
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 26, 2025 8:16 AM |
I like Willem Dafoe's smile, too.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 26, 2025 10:53 AM |
Beckham should smile with her mouth closed or showing only the top row of teeth
WTF is this?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 26, 2025 11:48 AM |
She hasn't got the worst smile, but compared to what she used to look like, Cameron sure looks funny.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 26, 2025 11:54 AM |
What's going on with Cameron? She usually looks so much better.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 26, 2025 12:00 PM |
I think Cameron looks very pretty in R91 but she does look quite a bit older. She is one of the few A list actresses aging naturally—and we are used to seeing Botox and fillers as well as face lifts.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 26, 2025 1:12 PM |
R79. That is an ape.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 26, 2025 1:30 PM |
I hate downturned smiles SO much.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 27, 2025 4:48 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 28, 2025 2:37 AM |
R82, it's more that her clothes and make-up are unflattering. She's gorgeous but there are some bad choices shown in that photo.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 28, 2025 4:12 AM |
Helen Hunt, Brie Larson
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 28, 2025 4:22 AM |
Gummy smiles creep me out. Jayne Kennedy was one of the most beautiful women on television until she smiled.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 28, 2025 11:27 PM |
Gummy smiles remind me of Alien, when the 2nd small mouth pops out.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 29, 2025 1:10 AM |
Did anyone from the classic era of Hollywood have a gummy smile?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 29, 2025 1:50 AM |
We weren't called the Gumm Sisters for nothing!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 29, 2025 2:31 AM |
Sheryl Underwood
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 29, 2025 12:47 PM |
Brandy
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 29, 2025 12:59 PM |
Anyone with veneers.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 29, 2025 7:11 PM |
Markle with her obvious veneers and unsmiling eyes
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 30, 2025 10:04 AM |
I have Rosie’s problem. I literally cannot smile, even when I want to, my mouth goes down at the edges and I look angry or unhappy. Anyone know a solution?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 30, 2025 6:50 PM |