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Amy Schumer's new movie ‘Kinda Pregnant’ (2025)

Featuring Urzila Carlson, some sort of Rebel Wilson replacement. She's South African-New Zealander, but it's close enough.

[quote]Jealous of her best friend’s pregnancy, Lainy wears a fake baby bump... and accidentally meets the man of her dreams.

February 5th on Netflix.

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by Anonymousreply 72February 10, 2025 8:35 PM

This long-ass trailer probably shows all the best gags, so you don't even have to watch the movie.

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by Anonymousreply 1January 7, 2025 3:38 PM

[quote]Urzila Carlson

Lesbian, just like Rebel!

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by Anonymousreply 2January 7, 2025 3:45 PM

I wonder if I should throw my TV 📺 off a bridge ?

by Anonymousreply 3January 7, 2025 3:48 PM

Kinda pregnant? Kinda fat...!

by Anonymousreply 4January 7, 2025 3:50 PM

I’m surprised it’s not Nicole Kidman.

by Anonymousreply 5January 7, 2025 3:52 PM

r4 Now, now, let us treasure our fatties while they're still around, Ozempic is slowly coming for them all.

by Anonymousreply 6January 7, 2025 3:56 PM

Amy looks like she washes Ozempic down with two chocolate malts.

by Anonymousreply 7January 7, 2025 4:01 PM

Didn't she have a hysterectomy? That will put weight on.

by Anonymousreply 8January 7, 2025 4:10 PM

Oh wow, so this is her way of processing her hysterectomy, then. I admit I do love a send-up of pregnant fraus, they tend to be extra cunty when they're expecting, can't stand them. And they're treated like sacred cows, too.

by Anonymousreply 9January 7, 2025 4:15 PM

Remember that time when Amy Schumer was seen as a comedy Renaissance woman?

Now she's just doing variations on "Trainwreck."

by Anonymousreply 10January 7, 2025 4:37 PM

She's doing tampon commercials.🤣

by Anonymousreply 11January 7, 2025 4:41 PM

R10 she ran out of people to steal from

by Anonymousreply 12January 7, 2025 4:45 PM

She’s stolen every single one of her jokes.

by Anonymousreply 13January 7, 2025 4:46 PM

[quote] I admit I do love a send-up of pregnant fraus, they tend to be extra cunty when they're expecting

You'd be cunty too if you were pregnant R9. You're cunty now, in fact.

by Anonymousreply 14January 7, 2025 5:59 PM

Stretched-out frau alert at r14!

by Anonymousreply 15January 7, 2025 6:01 PM

R15 is as cunty (and hot) as a pregnant chick.

by Anonymousreply 16January 7, 2025 6:06 PM

R12 Hear hear!

by Anonymousreply 17January 7, 2025 6:18 PM

Here's the full story on her hysterectomy:

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by Anonymousreply 18January 7, 2025 10:15 PM

Looks fun, actually

by Anonymousreply 19January 7, 2025 10:18 PM

Wake me when Schumer becomes entertaining and/or funny.

by Anonymousreply 20January 7, 2025 11:58 PM

I like her

by Anonymousreply 21January 8, 2025 12:05 AM

Geezus, but will this hellishly overrated, unfunny trailer frau ever go away!??? 😣

by Anonymousreply 22January 8, 2025 1:02 AM

I'd watch it - looks like silly fun.

by Anonymousreply 23January 8, 2025 1:06 AM

sounds like the plot some Lucy sitcom

by Anonymousreply 24January 8, 2025 1:07 AM

Just like Meghan Markle!

by Anonymousreply 25January 8, 2025 1:11 AM

This is a thinly veiled story about me. I'm suing!

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by Anonymousreply 26January 8, 2025 12:35 PM

Amy looks like she ran out of other's ideas and I smell desperation. Boring and unfunny.

by Anonymousreply 27January 8, 2025 4:10 PM

I would rather have a root canal than sit through anything with Amy Schumer in it.

by Anonymousreply 28February 7, 2025 12:46 AM

It was not good. Not even up to par with her usual averagely-funny stuff, it was all "cringe" humor.

by Anonymousreply 29February 7, 2025 12:50 AM

Cortisone face. It has since been diagnosed and treated.

by Anonymousreply 30February 7, 2025 12:51 AM

[quote] Amy looks like she washes Ozempic down with two chocolate malts.

Ozempic is an injection not oral. She looks like she follows each Ozempic injection with an IV drip of two chocolate malts.

by Anonymousreply 31February 7, 2025 12:54 AM

Does her character kidnap a full-term pregnant woman and cut out the baby to keep as her own, like a real-life psycho who fakes her pregnancy would?

by Anonymousreply 32February 7, 2025 12:59 AM

M.I.A. in the trailer is so dated.

by Anonymousreply 33February 7, 2025 1:14 AM

R32 That is actually the plot of this French horror film called "Inside" from 2007 lol.

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by Anonymousreply 34February 7, 2025 1:22 AM

Well, an invasion more than kidnapping but still, reminded me of that film.

by Anonymousreply 35February 7, 2025 1:23 AM

I actually liked "I Feel Pretty" but I couldn't get past the first 10 minutes of this. Awful.

by Anonymousreply 36February 7, 2025 1:43 AM

“Kung Fu Panda 5: Kinda Pregnant!” (Cue rap music.)

by Anonymousreply 37February 7, 2025 1:54 AM

The clip I saw was just too mean & crude, like a lot of Schumer's stuff. Some say she stole other comedians'work too.

by Anonymousreply 38February 7, 2025 3:30 AM

And a lot of your comments were just too crude and mean. Pregnancy & weight stirring up the gynephobia and misdirected self-loathing?

by Anonymousreply 39February 7, 2025 3:33 AM

She's a known joke thief, she's stolen a lot of material from other comedians.

by Anonymousreply 40February 7, 2025 3:41 AM

I think I may be one of the only gay men on the DL that finds Amy Schumer hilarious. I haven't especially cared for any of her films, but Inside Amy Schumer will never not make me nearly piss myself laughing.

Yes, she's fat and ugly, but why should I or any of us care? It's not like her being hotter or thinner would make me find her any more likeable because I still wouldn't want to fuck her. And I really can't help but believe that 7 out of 10 reasons that men (both straight and gay alike) hate her is because she is chubby and looks like a cabbage patch doll and still has the nerve to put herself in a tight dress and stand in a spotlight on stage.

Whatever. I'm a man and Amy Schumer makes me laugh and I'm not ashamed.

by Anonymousreply 41February 7, 2025 4:36 AM

Watched it, liked it, and Will Forte is such a cutie. I'm not a Schumer fan, only watched it because of Will, but thought she was very good.

by Anonymousreply 42February 7, 2025 5:12 AM

Here's some early Urzilla for you all.

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by Anonymousreply 43February 7, 2025 9:24 AM

She is hideous.

by Anonymousreply 44February 7, 2025 10:30 AM

[quote] I think I may be one of the only gay men on the DL that finds Amy Schumer hilarious

Every one of her jokes is stolen.

by Anonymousreply 45February 7, 2025 10:30 AM

Meh. It’ll kill a couple hours on a Sunday afternoon in a not-too-horrible way, especially if you’re doing your dreading-Monday-drinking at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 46February 7, 2025 10:35 AM

I saw the movie. It was ok. The moon face was something else, but I think she has some medical problem.

by Anonymousreply 47February 8, 2025 1:44 AM

Yes all Amy's jokes is stolen. And Ellen is an all-consuming rabid bitch-cunt. As the same dreary DL crypt-dwellers have told us, over and over and over and over and over for years. We got the memos, dear.

by Anonymousreply 48February 8, 2025 2:21 AM

R33, did you know MIA found Jesus? Apple Music queued up her new song in Latest Releases, so I played it-- she kept talking about being clad in the armor of Jesus or something.

It was a pretty psychedelic song, & I was high.

I figured it was some sort of statement/indictment regarding Christian missionaries in Sri Lanka and kept waiting for.the 'ironic' twist, & it never happened.

Confused, I checked the internet which said she became a born-again Christian during Covid.

by Anonymousreply 49February 8, 2025 4:46 AM

God love you for listening to the whole thing r49

by Anonymousreply 50February 8, 2025 4:56 AM

New York Times

"Kinda Pregnant” is filled with dopey men and despairing women whose torments, parental or otherwise, make for a land mine of comedy duds.

by Anonymousreply 51February 8, 2025 5:18 AM

I fucking love Trainwreck. I will watch this. Schumer does have some kind of autoimmune disease I think. She probably has to take prednisone or something.

by Anonymousreply 52February 8, 2025 5:26 AM

She's next to appear in SHE-APE: THE MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE STORY.

by Anonymousreply 53February 8, 2025 5:30 AM

I would have been so disappointed if the trailer didn't have the girlfriends in line walking in slow motion.

by Anonymousreply 54February 8, 2025 5:35 AM

Joke thief

by Anonymousreply 55February 8, 2025 5:55 AM

Urzila Carlson is a well established stand-up comedian in Au/NZ, and claims the role was written for her after Schumer saw her Netflix special.

by Anonymousreply 56February 8, 2025 6:11 AM

I’ve never heard of Urzila.

by Anonymousreply 57February 8, 2025 6:18 AM

Remember when movies used to star pretty people?

by Anonymousreply 58February 8, 2025 6:20 AM

Over the last nearly 10 years she's been a regular on The Project, Have You Been Paying Attention and more recently Thank God You're Here, R57, in addition to all the Melbourne Comedy Festival galas and the specials on streaming, so quite hard to miss if you watch any comedy at all.

by Anonymousreply 59February 8, 2025 6:42 AM

I didn't laugh, I didn't cry, and I didn't care about any of the characters or their storylines. I was just bored, plain and simple.

by Anonymousreply 60February 8, 2025 6:54 AM

Will Forte is the gayest straight man I’ve ever seen.

I do think he’s cute, though.

by Anonymousreply 61February 8, 2025 7:12 AM

R59 thanks - that would explain it as I have never watched any of those shows.

by Anonymousreply 62February 8, 2025 7:18 AM

It’s always a bit sus when a guy like him, R61, beards up… er, I mean gets married and has a kid when he’s almost 50. He hardly seems like he was a major pussy hound who couldn’t settle down into well past middle age. I do agree though that he’s cute.

by Anonymousreply 63February 8, 2025 10:57 AM

R49 Well, that would explain her becoming a MAGA cultist, too.

by Anonymousreply 64February 8, 2025 1:19 PM

I couldn’t understand most of what that Godzilla woman said.

by Anonymousreply 65February 8, 2025 1:29 PM

God! Isn't she over yet?

by Anonymousreply 66February 8, 2025 1:56 PM

I think it's a funny idea to do a take on how society treats pregnant women that you just accept when you're pregnant - good and bad.

People treat you well and compliment you, but then they also talk about your body and feel your stomach.

And Urszila Carlson is hilarious - watch some of her Netflix specials.

by Anonymousreply 67February 8, 2025 2:06 PM

Temu Jen Aniston movie.

by Anonymousreply 68February 8, 2025 3:33 PM

Loved it. Actually belly laughed out loud a few times.

by Anonymousreply 69February 8, 2025 3:35 PM

Watching it now.

by Anonymousreply 70February 9, 2025 1:10 AM

The new best friend in the movie is a Julia Roberts clone - with blonde hair. Her voice sounds just like Julia.

So far it's fine - but best for Netflix. This would have bombed at the box office.

It's an amusing TV film.

by Anonymousreply 71February 9, 2025 1:57 AM

Amy should have traded this role for "He Man" with Nicholas Galitzine and then they'd both have a better shot at success.

by Anonymousreply 72February 10, 2025 8:35 PM
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