Your Favorite Lines from Films

Taffy’s vivid pronouncement in Female Trouble.

“I saw something nasty in the woodshed.”

Also from OP's film....

"What I feel like is Gloria FUCKING Swanson! What am I, 70, David?"

"FAT, DRUNK AND STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE" Animal House

I used that once on child#1 at Uni. of Pennsylvania when he was being "drunk and stupid" his 2nd year at Penn. Then I hit him!!

"Something Big, Something Stupid" Fire Island

I’m sure you underestimate yourself, Eve. You always DO.

You know, speaking of Cathy Moriarty, she almost got the role of Carmella in THE SOPRANOS. I wonder if contract negotiations broke down, or they liked Edie Falco better at the last minute.

R6 - Cathy is a hoot in Soap Dish and great in Raging Bull, but she's staying in her extremely narrow lane.

Edie is simply a much better actress.

"I should've known, you'd know where to find the boys AND the booze!"

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

I CAN SMELL YOUR NAPPY PUSSY!

Thread closed.

Lawrence of my labia….

She's a girl of so many interests....a girl of so many rare qualities.

All my friends have big buts.

The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life!

Now a warning?

Don't fuck with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

That's all.

When I'm high, I AM Odetta!

Well I say we hire a couple of wranglers to go upstairs and beat the shit out of him

“I’m no fool! I’ve killed the boss! You think they’re not going to fire me for a thing like that?”

“You done me a favor, shithead! You saved me four fuckin’ years in this ass-lickin’ school!”

Fame.

Final line from Dinner at Eight. It’s all in the setup.

Six pins, Dolores! Six pins

I've seen this some many times but it always makes me laugh.

"Do I understand this correctly? I'm being MARKED DOWN?!"

But ya are, Blanche - you are in that chair!

AAGGHH! I look like fuckin' Stevie Nicks in hippie clothes!

To R22, my top 10 favorite movie of all time, Jean Harlow and Marie Dressler, the entire movie was genius, even John Barrymore.

Wallace Beery, Lionel Barrymore, Billie Burke and Jean Harlow maid are great.

For I am not Emily Kimberly, daughter of Duane and Alma Kimberly. No I'm not! I'm EDWARD Kimberly...!

This is a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real fucking gun.

You Sho Is Ugly!

You're certainly a flop in some departments.

Everything about you says 'look what you've done to me'

Sparkle, Neely, Sparkle!

"YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT"

Why must EVERYTHING be a CONTEST?!

"Big fucking erect penis, mom!"

Tom Cruise should have won an Oscar for Born On The Fourth Of July.

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

You should not speak with an accent when you know I am so hungry!

NOW a warning?

Snakes have a mortal fear of..tile

Give me a fountain pen. And not one of those lousy ballpoints.

“It’s beyond my control.”

We got 42 responses and no one posted this? Turn in your AARP Gay Cards.

It's alive!

You're terrible Muriel.

I'm too young to be a widow!

Public relations... well it sounds pretty dirty to me!

R43 I thought that one was a bit cliche....but so many other good ones from the film.

"I've always denied the legend that you were in "Our American Cousin" the night Lincoln was shot...."

"It is a known fact, that a woman do carry an evening bag at dinnertime. A lady is NEVER sure at night."

"What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end."

"I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut."

"I detest cheap sentiment."

And one of my favorite exchanges, when Margo first starts to get an inkling about Eve:

Margo : Thank you, Eve. I'd like a martini, very dry.

Bill Sampson : I'll get it.

[to Eve]

Bill Sampson : What'll you have?

Margo : A milkshake?

Eve : A martini, very dry, please.

I Aint no slut!

Hi Mary!

“Thanks for the tip. But if what I’m wearing doesn’t please Steven…I take it off.”

All-time favorite.

What do you think I asked you to come here for? Company?!

“Does Jeff know?”

"Home is where you come when you run out of places."

Not threatening enough? How's this, you take your hands off me or I'll knee your balls right through the roof of your mouth! Is that enough of a threat?

Dorothy Michaels in Tootsie

You know, I could lay a big line on you and we could do a lot of role-playing, but the simple truth is, is that I find you very interesting and I'd really like to make love to you.

Tootsie again

Foreground my ass!

Well, don't look at me, Dolores. All of my money is tied up in cash"

I am big, it's the pictures that got small!

I'm not A Eunice Burns, I am THE Eunice Burns!

Darius : Who's Martha Stewart?

Sterling : She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her.

Darius : And, um, who's Ann Miller?

Sterling : LEAVE THIS HOUSE!

Molly, you u danger girl. . . Ghost.

NEXT!

-BARBARA JEAN HAD ANOTHER COLLAPSE!

Boobies, boobies, boobies.

You know how bitchy fags can be

There's only hit that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that's me baby..

That old witch ought to be boiled in oil!

"I done quit the business."

"If you thought that n***** why didn't you just give me some money."

"I thought it was my mother's douchebag, but that's in Ohio."

Down the hall and to the left.

I'm a widow from the Southside !!

"I do not have to listen to such filth when I am paying good money for your services, Roger!

Roger: Then why don't you crawl back over to the Winters Hair Port and let poor old pitiful Lila Walker, the oldest living beautician in the entire state of Texas, fry up your hair, then turn it back to Easter Egg pink, like it was when you dragged your bacon-eating, Baptist ass in here begging me to fix the fucking mess!

Why Martha, your Sunday chapel dress

I see you do not believe in lipstick.

Here’s two that I have managed to use to my own personal amusement:

1) Living Out Loud. The scene where Holly Hunter is being stood up. She’s had a few martinis and the empties are sitting in front of her on the table. A waitress comes with another drink and goes to collect the empty glasses and Holly says “Oh no, don’t. It’s the only way I keep count.”

2) The Devil Wears Prada, Miranda says “By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.”

one of my favorites

You know, [that hat] does something for your face. It gives you a chin.

So many from Goodfellas! Tommy had the best ones, about his mom’s painting “One dog looks this way the other dog that way. And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"

Maria, what is it you cuntface?

These people are *dead*, Burke! Don't you have any idea what you have done here? Well, I'm gonna make sure they nail you right to the wall for this! You're not gonna sleaze your way out of this one! Right to the wall!

Evelyn Couch in Fried Green Tomatoes: "Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."

Nana: You must be good and tired.

Jackie: No…Just tired.

Love, in a world where carpenters can become resurrected, anything is possible.

"I have a head for business, and a Bod for sin"

Elizabeth Taylor’s character about Julie Harris’s mentally troubled character:

“She cut off her nipples with a pair of gardening shears. You call that normal?!”

[quote] You know, speaking of Cathy Moriarty, she almost got the role of Carmella in THE SOPRANOS. I wonder if contract negotiations broke down, or they liked Edie Falco better at the last minute.

I think Cathy Moriarty would've been good in the role. But it would've been a different Carmela and a different dynamic between her and Gandolfini.

IMO, I can't picture a better Carmela than Falco, due to the chemistry she had with Gandolfini. They seemed like a real married couple who met in high school and never went to college, etc.

"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste."

"What's WRONG with Muriel Puce?"

"Glen is not a homosexual. Glen is a transvestite, but he is not a homosexual."

"Is this the COCKSUCKER residence?"

"If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out."

Our new one-piece lace foundation garment. Zips up the back and no bone.

"Who is Pearl Harbor?" from Woody Allen's "Radio Days" - a marvelous little movie.

Mia Farrow is terrific in it and gets to say, "Who is Pearl Harbor?"

"All gay men have track lighting. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve."

"If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!"

"Drink your juice, Shelby."

"I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood 40 years!"

"Are you high Clarice?"

"I love ya more than my luggage"

"He don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt."

“Buck never would’ve been in the hospital”.

“Well, nobody’s perfect”.

My mother. A waitress.

- Veda Pierce.

Exactly how many sweaters do you own?

Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?

"Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers."

Marlene Dietrich to Orson Welles in A Touch of Evil:

“I didn’t recognize you…you should lay off the candy bars …you’re a mess, honey.”

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

You haven't been around lately. I thought maybe you were an amnesia victim or something.

- Gilda.

Tell him, Ray.

Walmart sucks.

"Well, as long as the lady is paying, why not take the vicuna?"

Sunset Boulevard

"Miss Casswell is an actress, a graduate of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art"

Addison DeWitt (George Sanders) introducing Marilyn Monroe in [italic]All About Eve[/italic]

"Boy, any more people in here, we’re gonna need a lubricant, huh?"

Rob Reiner as Joe Pierce, Postcards from the Edge.

"I like Mexico. It's so....Mexican."

Ida Corwin (Eve Arden), JC's sidekick in Mildred Pierce

Has to be seen to be appreciated:

Nuts. Nuts, am I? Let me tell you something, my two fine bedfellows. You’re so dumb there’s nothing to compare you with. You’re dumber than the dumbest jackass. You’re so dumb you don’t even see the riches you’re standing on with your own feet.

(Walter Huston in Treasure of the Sierra Madre.)

R110, an entire thread could be built around the movie All About Eve.. so many great lines by each character.

I've always loved, "You're too short for that gesture." Again, Addison Dewitt, so sanguine in its delivery... and he puts Eve in her place in New Haven.

"He's no good, but he's what I want. I'm not a nice person, Laura. Neither is he. He knows I know he's just what he is. He also knows that I don't care."

Dame Judith Anderson, "Laura"

"Wait for the shake!"

Harvey Korman as Count de Monet in History of the World, Part 1.

I never wanted to use macramé to kill!

Must be Folger's.

Classic.

I thought I was here for a makeover.

Yes I can be very cruel. I have been taught by masters.

You know what I want babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.

Speaking of Dinner At Eight, there are so many great lines, but in one of my favorite scenes, there are plenty to choose from:

I was not brought up to leave my husband.

Cabby: Nice looking suit you're wearing.

Bogart: Thanks, and I don't feel chatty.

Cabby: Some fares like to talk.

Bogie: Well I don't.

Cabby: You always that way?

Bogie: Yep. That's why I don't have many friends.

What do you think I was, anyway? A guy that walks into a good-looking dame's front parlor and says: "Good afternoon. I sell accident insurance on husbands. Have you got one that's been around too long?"

Walter Neff, Double Indemnity

Tell me about it, stud.

You’re Not Too Smart, Are You? I Like That in a Man”

My son's a homosexual. And I love him. I love my dead gay son!

Match the Quote from the Movie. (Super easy but I still failed)

“I can be smart when it's important, but most men don't like it”

Here's Johnny!

"I've had two years to grow claws, mother - JUNGLE RED!"

“I’m a divorced woman. Please help me!”

It never occurred to me that you had many friends.

It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake up cup full of liquid drainer!

Diana: Hello, I'm Diana Christiansen, a racist lackey of the capitalist ruling class.

Lorraine: I'm Lorraine Hobbs, a badass commie n****r.

Also - "I want a show developed on the activities of a terrorist organization. Joseph Stalin and his.merry band of Bolsheviks. I don't care, I expect ideas people that's what you're paid for".

Oh wait... was she a great big fat person?

“Ruched?” “Not ruched?” “Ruched?” “Not ruched?”

Gay decorator in 1953 Moscow holding out red fabric samples, trying to get Malenkov (Jeffrey Tambour) to decide on which style of drapes he should use on Stalin’s funeral bier.

Stalin’s Funeral

"Don't leave him bald and yowling in despair!".

r138 I think you meant "The Death of Stalin."

He's seen things in Europe. European things.

And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.

Anybody's life can be summed up in a paragraph.

R140 indeed.

Thanks.

It's a familiar dance, monkey nipples, they both know it.

Martha is 108... years old. She weighs somewhat more than that.

Taxi Driver

DeNiro: "I'm hip."

Harvey Keitel: "You don't look hip."

Lola Brewster (Kim Novak) & Marina Rudd (Liz Taylor) in 'The Mirror Crack'd'.

Lola Brewster: I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie.

Lola Brewster: You seem lovely, as always. Of course, there are fewer lights on than usual. In fact, any fewer, and I'd need a seeing-eye dog.

Marina Rudd: Oh, I shouldn't bother to buy one, dear. In that wig, you could play Lassie.

Lola Brewster: Same adorable sense of humor. And I'm so glad to see that you've not only kept your GORGEOUS figure, but you've added SO MUCH to it!

Marina Rudd: What are you doing here so early, dear? I thought the plastic surgery seminar was in Switzerland.

Lola Brewster: Actually, darling, I couldn't wait to begin our little movie. You know the saying: once an actress, always an actress.

Marina Rudd: Oh, I do know the saying. But what does it have to do with you?

Nobody's perfect.

Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.

Down there I sell whiskey and cards. All you can buy up these stairs is a bullet in the head. Now which do you want?

Vienna from Johnny Guitar.

AND I THINK YOU’RE UNDERREACTING, MRS CHADWICK!

Oh, that moon's bright!

Like I found Chock? He’s up on my level?

Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

I'm sorry, Dave. I don't think I can allow you to jeopardize this mission any longer.

You don’t want me to be a singer. You’re the performer, you’re the singer. I couldn’t possibly compete with you, what if one of us won? You want me to do well, just not better than you.

CAWFEE, TEA, ME?!

“You know what they used to do to the workers at the Kimberley Diamond Mines?”

Well, of course, I am dangerous. I'm police. I can do terrible things to people with impunity.

-- Rust Cohle, True Detective

“You think just because you made a little money you can get a new hairdo and some expensive clothes and turn yourself into a lady. But you can't, because you'll never be anything but a common frump whose father lived over a grocery store and whose mother took in washing.”

Veda Pierce.

Don't you try any of your voodoo spells on me, you native woman!

“Hello, Miss Sad Pants, and her friend, Serious Sally! How about a nice cool mint to help turn those frowns upside down?”

“Do you think a nice cool mint would help if I shoved your head up your ass?”

Do you always talk in bumper stickers?

"PLUG IT UP, PLUG IT UP, PLUG IT UP"!!

It TWIIIIRLED UP!

I plan to continue drinking. (After the drunken car crash.)

"Don't you touch me! You keep your paws clean for the undergraduates." Liz to Dick in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"

Cocksucker! You lousy pig fucker! You bitch! You ugly whore!

I hope you're not going to turn into one of those explicit people who always tell you exactly how they feel when you ask them.

Had to post the clip of Madeline. This little scene is a jewell.

... or a jewel.

That scene is a gem, R170.

“Hey! It’s Enrico Pallazzo!”

"Excuse me please--my ear is full of milk."

[Referring to her long-ago love for Johnny Guitar] When a fire burns itself out, all you have left is ashes.

Vienna.

We're going to die and I'm wearing my mother's underwear!

“ASSASSIN!!!”

Aaron Altman, to Jane Craig: "Ok, I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.”

Paul Moore: "It must be nice to always believe you know better, to always think you're the smartest person in the room." Jane Craig: "No. It's awful.”

Broadcast News

Vicky: You, you're twins, right? You share everything?

Sharon: Everything.

Susan: Everything.

Vicky: Well, you give your sister her half of this! (slaps Susan’s face)

What are you doing with that hammer? " I'm fixing to kill you with it." - Slingblade.

"ILL be your Huckleberry"- Val Kilmer in Tombstone

"Why are you always shamelessly and consistently late for my class Spiccoli? Spicoli: I don't know? Mr. Hand : I'm going to write that answer on the board for all of classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Spicoli! Spicolli: alright!

"Get me out of this stinking fresh air!"

Vivki in the original Parent Trap was a delight/bitch, wasn't she? Any sequel should have been the revenge of Vicki... somehow managng to make the lives of susan and Sharon unpleasant...

There is NO WAY that movie could ever get re-made today if it included that slap scene.

It was remade...very successfully.

I'm sitting here in my own house, minding my own business, playing my own piano. I don't think you can make a crime out of that.

Vienna from Johnny Guitar.

[bold]Nosferatu: I am an appetite, nothing more.[/bold]

---Nosferatu, 2024

Haven't you met people like that? Whether the appetite is lust, avarice, ambition, or gluttony, the person seems to go from one to the next. Always needs to be sated.

Gypsy: Rose: I think I’m getting an ulcer .” -“well get your own. You can’t have mine .” Schindler’s List - “ it wasn’t that kind of a kiss .” to an SS asking why a child is working there . Oskar grabs the child’s small hand, “ look at the size of her hand . How else will I be able to polish the inside of gun barrels ? You tell me. You tell me.”

The original Vicki was none other than Gloria Upson.

R189..Ah, yes. Little Glory!

I'm walkin' here...

You talkin' to me?

I'm very proud of being a woman

Dorothy Michaels.

R189... wait, are you telling me that the same actress who played Gloria "Books are awfully decorative" Upson, played Vicki, the face-slapping, future stepmonster in the original Parent Trap?! Oh, Joanna Barnes should be a DL icon.

That is delicious casting and according to her Wiki page, Barnes even appeared in the Lidsay Lohan remake of The Parent Trap.

“You got funny eyes.”

Doris: The first time I got stoned I came down and didn't feel like a human being. I felt like a cockroach or something.

Felix: Kafka.

Doris: Yeah like a Kafka.

I recently tried to watch "Soapdish" for the first time, but Sally Field is the human equivalent of chewing on aluminum. I couldn't finish it.

“I’m 11-red-A, I’m 11-red-A…”

Yours, Mine and Ours (the original, not that crappy remake)

"Neely......Neely O'Hara....."

R196. It's because she doesn't feel right in a TURBAN!

[quote]“You got funny eyes.”

"He has his father's eyes."

“Nine years of ballet, asshole!”

“A cock. In a frock. On a rock.”.

Cake boy.

"Do you like my new suit?"

"Yes, what can I say - cheap clothes suit you."

"He's not a tower of strength, he's just a tower."

"To hardly know him is to know him well."

With Six You Get Eggroll, starring Doris Day as Abby, Brian Keith as Jake, and Elaine Devry as Cleo

Jake: Abby, this is Mrs. Ruskin. She's my... it's the neighbor--next door. [to Cleo] This is Abby, my wife.

Cleo: Well, I just, uh, *happened* to be walking down the street...

Abby: It's a nice night for streetwalking, yeah...

I mean, what is so special about an English accent?

Daisy Gamble, On a Clear Day You Can See Forever

Could anyone among us, have an inkling or a clue... what magic feats of wizardry and voodoo you can do?

Dr. Marc Chabot, On a Clear Day You Can See Forever

Rule 1 about sex: If you don't breathe in, a person can do anything for 10 minutes.

Joey - have you ever seen a grown man naked?

The American public is a cow mooing to be milked!

"For me, love is very deep. Sex is only a few inches."

Some of Woody Allen's films are chocked full of hilarious lines - Bullets over Broadway and several others.

"Oh Freddie, you're SO polite!"

"The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out."

I don't think you need worry, Mrs. Forrester. Having you in my family is a pretty dismal prospect.

Mildred Pierce.

"And if things get dull in Oklahoma City, you can always go up to Tulsa."

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine”

[quote]"And if things get dull in Oklahoma City, you can always go up to Tulsa."

R216 Was this line in His Girl Friday too? Because I just watched 'The Awful Truth' yesterday and Grant says it. His face when he says 'Tulsa' is priceless. Blink and you'll miss it. That's why he's the master.

R218 you're right....it is The Awful Truth...... I will find my way out.

“Yes, I am in Cats. Now and forever. The way I see it, I was too young for Chorus Line and too happy for Les Miz. I never did get that show. It’s about a guy who stole a loaf of bread and then suffers for the rest of his life. For TOAST!”

and…

“I have weapons: irony… adjectives… eyebrows… “

and…

“I’m a CATHOLIC priest. Historically that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist.”

[first line][after spotting Harold hanging from a noose in the living room] I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold... Oh, dinner at eight, Harold. And do try and be a little more vivacious.

Bill Truitt: [pulling on Jason's pierced nipple] Listen to me, you little grunge faggot. I survived my family, my schoolyard, every Republican, every other Democrat, Anita Bryant, the Pope, the fucking Christian Coalition, not to mention a real son of a bitch of a virus, in case you haven't noticed. In all that time since Paul Lynde and Truman Capote were the only fairies in America, I've been busting my ass so that you'd be able to do what you wanted with yours! So I don't just want your obedience right now - which I do want and plenty of it - but I want your fucking gratitude, right fucking now, or you're going to be looking down a long road at your nipple in the dirt! Do you hear what I'm saying?

R220 - good job. I was searching for Jeffrey quotes last night for this thread. That film is FULL of great one-liners.

Fucking beauty queens blowing chunks everywhere.

R223 Dunno how I missed this.

Skip Winkley: "Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?"

Barney's Waiter: (wipes the side of his mouth seductively) "Den-ZEL Washington"

Jeffrey: "The guy at the gym"

Sterling: "Yoko Ono"

(everyone looks at Sterling with a surprised look)

Sterling: To see the apartment!

Emmett : - It’s like The Mirror has Two Faces. Because Barbra plays an unattractive professor who marries Jeff Bridges because neither one of them can handle sex. But of course Barbra gets horny, because, hello, Jeff's such a dreamboat, so she hops on a Stairmaster for like two minutes, eats a carrot stick, and then poof! She's gorgeous. Then she comes in dressed like the hooker in Nuts, and of course, Jeff's willing to fuck her, and, um... they dance in the street.

Ted : - And she still wasn’t nominated !

R219 Yes indeed. I can't imagine how you could mix up two screwball comedies with Cary Grant trying to win back his ex-wife!

"When Stephen doesn't like what I'm wearing - I take it off."

I hired you to play the guitar, not insult my customers.

- Vienna, Johnny Guitar

According to the map, we've only gone four inches.

We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed!! It's too much pressure!!

Well, I try to look at the bright side. I guess you could say I'm an eternal optometrist

R220 - then unknown Camryn Mannheim sighting at 1:53.

FYI - The entire film is available for free on DailyMotion. The calling the parents scene is at 48:00 - you have to sit through a couple of forced ads, but it's hilarious.

SO many stars in this film - Olympia Dukakis, Kathy Najimy, Patrick Stewart, Sigourney Weaver - it's incredible.

Charlotte is no more ill than a moulting canary!

I watch that tramp and I'm embarrassed to be white!

I may have trouble remembering my own name, or what country I live in, but there are two things I can't seem to forget: that my own daughter threw me into a nursing home, and that she ate Minny's shit.

"You have bread, and a toaster of some kind?"

I didn't want to be born. You didn't want me to be born. It's been a calamity on both sides.

Charlotte Vale, Now Voyager.

And YOU! What a bunch of cocksuckers!

Go on! Make fun of me! You think it's fun making fun of me!

Charlotte Vale, Now Voyager.

She locks her door. Make a note of it.

Charlotte Vale, Now Voyager.

The world will open up to you like an oyster - no, not any oyster...the world will open to you like a magnificent vagina!

It's my scene and I'm freaking out.

That's a novelty, remind me to bake a cake.

Eve Arden - "Mildred Pierce".

It looks like a flamingo threw up in here!

"Sixty percent of the time, it works every time."

Sex Panther by Odeon.

There's more to life than a little bit of money, ya know.

Don't you know that?

And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day.

Well. I just don't understand it.

Rina: Do you like my widow's weeds?

Jonas: If your husband had seen those, he would have climbed right out of the coffin.

(if I knew how to italicize text here, I would have italicized the word "question.")

"Do you find the idea of wife swapping distasteful? (pause) I find the question distasteful."

-from Harold & Maude

R249 that whole scene is a GEM.

"Harold, PLEASE!"

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

From Red, White and Royal Blue

You can hate Prince

Henry all you want, but the minute you

see a camera, you better act like the sun

shines out of his ass and you have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Eleanor of Aquitaine: Love, in a world where carpenters get resurrected, anything is possible.

"We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life. Oops, we made a mistake." (Mrs. Doubtfire, as martian)

"Nancy and I are looking for the other half of my head." (Mrs. Doubtfire, as Reagan)

"Did you ever wish that sometimes you could freeze frame a single moment in your day, look at it, and say 'this is not my life'?"

"Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!" (Priscilla, Queen of the Desert)

"Oh, for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood." (Priscilla, Queen of the Desert)

"Why can't you give me the respect I'm entitled to? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street?" (Mommie Dearest)

"Is that what you think of me? DAMNIT! Perino's is MY place!" (Mommie Dearest)

"I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the dirt." (Mommie Dearest)

"I should have known you'd know where to find the boys and the booze."

"...people who have more tattoos than teeth"

" NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT"

Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.

You see... I don't leave my diamonds in the soap dish... and when the time comes when nobody desires me... for myself... I'd rather not be... desired... at all.

What're you gonna do, charge me with smoking?

Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.

This is 1852, dumplin', 1852. Not the Dark Ages.

I've written a letter to Daddy, his address is heaven above.

"We rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster that we go bankrupt by the age of thirty and have less to offer each time we start with someone new, but to make yourself feel nothing so as not to feel anything. Just remember, our hearts and our bodies are given to us only once, and before you know it your heart's worn out; and, as for your body, there comes a point when no one looks at it, much less wants to come near it. Right now, there's sorrow, pain. Don't kill it and with it the joy you've felt.

Purr, purr Francine.

And

Pretty pretty?

Here's a quarter. Go jerk yourself a soda.

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!

I hate nightclubs but I like to eat. Three times a day

- Irene Hayes, The Racket.

Who'd you think I was anyway? The guy that walks into a good looking dame's front parlour and says, "Good afternoon, I sell accident insurance on husbands... you got one that's been around too long? One you'd like to turn into a little hard cash?"

Now get your raggedy ass off my porch.

ONLY Female Trouble, All about Eve, Soapdish and Death Becomes Her??

I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops.

For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says "shit" a lot. You know?

They're all gonna laugh at you.

They're all gonna laugh at you.

"They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me."

You smell like cum with a whiskey chaser!

I'M THE MARY!!

What movie is this, "You smell like cum with a whiskey chaser!," from R272?

“Son, You Got A Panty On Your Head.”

Nobody knows anybody. Not that well.

Think about what protecting Bernie gets us. Think about what offending Caspar loses us.

Are you talking to me? Are you taLKING TO ME?

Does the phrase "Needledick, the Bug Fucker" mean anything to you?

I'm gonna tell everyone that in 2R you are nothing but a whore! Yes, is the building Superintendent? I want you to know Sir that in 2R you have a whore! You keep away from him! Get your own Godamned man! - Karen ( Goodfellas)

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

"You think you can just come over here and fuck me?!"

There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society, outside of a kennel.

Get me a bromide. And put some gin in it.

You are a whore, darlin'.

"That's how I got so sick. Someone called me on the telephone."

"So what do you do for four hours in Rio if you don't samba?"

"One should always delve deeply into the treasures of the country one is visiting"

You’re being redundant. Redundant I say you are being.

- the completely mental misadventures of Ed Grimley

“BAAAAAL-zac!”

To Shelley Winters in “A Patch of Blue”: “You black-hearted bitch!”

Valley of the Dolls: Art films? NUDIES! That's what they are. Nudies.

Death Becomes Her: Of all the lines with the word "flaccid", I like the one that goes "flllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacid!"

Five minutes, Miss O'Hara...

- thank you Mommy (Scowl from Faye ) - uh, Mommy Dearest - WHEN I ASKED YOU TO CALL ME THAT I WANTED YOU TO MEAN IT

[quote] I've got qualities that don't come shining through right at the outset

- The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2016)

You big ‘ol bawl baby. I oughta make you a sugar tit.

You make that sign at me again, I’ll slap your face for ya. I’ll leave the print of my hand across your face. I’LL MAKE YOUR TEETH RATTLE!!

OP, you've posted this before. It's disrespectful to the disabled.