'Ryan Seacrest Not in Any Rush to Get Engaged Months After Split From Girlfriend'

He needs a hobby.

his teeth look like they're a 1/2 a size too big for his mouth.

It's exhausting trying to maintain a relationship with your fiancee while you're sucking dick on the DL at the same time.

I don’t know where those hands have been.

I do.

R5 I accept!

How do these types never get caught? Does a big enough check keep a queen quiet?

Poor Ryan is always breaking up with the girlfriend just when you think those two lovebirds will make it to the altar. Something must be wrong with these girlfriends.

What is it about his face that is not aging well? He really used to be cute.

R8 Yeah. They don't have cocks and balls.

R9 He appears to have had an eye and brow lift, which, ironically, instead of making him look younger, makes him look more harsh.

I’m a fan!

So am I!

The Ryan troll creates another obsession thread he will almost exclusively be the only one to reply to…

R9 R11 I agree, with his obscene wealth I'd expect Ryan to be indulging in every anti-aging innovation and look much better facially at 50 than he does. I suppose he does deserve credit for apparently not filling his face with Botox, though. That forehead has more horizontal lines than a page of ruled notebook paper. I'm 52, with an affordable and (most importantly) consistent skin care routine that I've followed for years. My face's condition looks a hell of a lot better than his. Lifestyle must be a big factor in his case. Working multiple jobs at a time, long ass days 6-7 days a week, constantly running for airplanes etc. for the past 20+ years...all to hide from your gay truth...that shit takes a toll and must eat away at your soul.

Back to dating in Europe, I see.

R16. Well, when Canada is the 51st state, it will make dating in Canada for Ryan much, much easier.

Ryan is all about the Benjamins. He thrives on being busy and making money. And you can enjoy companionship without legal contracts.

we all know he will cut a bitch too

I wonder if he eats ass

One of these is not like the others.

Sounds too naughty for him, r20. I assume he gets fucked by his escorts and then immediately runs to the shower.

F_ G G _ T

I watch "Wheel of Fortune" because if I don't, I'll get involved in some old tv rerun or movie and forget to turn the channel for "Jeopardy!"

I never saw Ryan Seacrest before he started hosting Wheel so I have no frame of reference as to what else he's done, but he's much funnier than Pat Sajak (who was getting downright ornery over the past couple of seasons).

A face only a mother could love?

Like Jim Nabors and Liberace, he just can't find the right girl!

[quote] forget to turn the channel

Do you still look for Ed Sullivan on Sunday nights?

What’s the point of working so hard when you have no life?

[quote] What’s the point of working so hard when you have no life?

I suspect that’s why his relationships end as they do.

R29 When you date in Europe, you make it so hard on yourself.

One thing about Ryan on Wheel of Fortune is he's absolutely just about the best dressed male star out there now. Nearly every time I see him I make note of what he's wearing to do a copy cat. At least the affordable version. Other than that I'm just totally ambivalent about him. He makes zero impression.

Poor Uncle Ry Ry just can’t fine the right woman to settle down with and have kids. Don’t give up Ryan - the right woman is out there!

He has the Tom Cruise and Oprah sexless vibe.

He's sold his soul to his career; most outrageously successful people have. They can place nothing above their own interests; they can even do it with kindness, but in the end nothing is more importance than their own success.

Doesn't he have to find a "girl" before worrying about getting engaged?

[quote]Doesn't he have to find a "girl"

He has people for that, Rose

Agreed, R24, although he needs major wardrobe overhaul.

I am just surprised, with his ego, he hasn’t bought any children like Andy or Anderson.

R27 I get distracted easily. I only look for Ed when Topo Gigio is scheduled or those harmonica guys come on.

For shit's sakes. If he's gay - he should just come out now. Nobody would even bat an eyelid. He's getting close to 60 and it's getting really pathetic - like Ian Thorpe.

He does know everyone thinks he sucks appendage?

[quote]He appears to have had an eye and brow lift

Give him time, he'll eventually go for the full Nancy Pelosi.

I love the BBC too.

He's saving himself for just the right girl! I'm holding my breath!

It's like if you gave AI a body.

In other shocking news, the sun rises in the east.