The Strange Disappearance of Tony Goodfellow

A keen-eyed cabal of discerning homosexuals have unearthed a revelation most disquieting: Tony Alan Goodfellow—once known to the world by his stage name, Keegan Keller—has been missing since the fateful day of October 16, 2024, as disclosed in an official report from the Missouri State Highway Patrol. And yet, in a turn by ways both strange and unnerving, his social media accounts remain not merely active, but seemingly untouched by time itself, as though the very tides of life were stayed in their course.

Goodfellow, whose daring and provocative performances had once stirred the passions of the illustrious Datalounge set and enflamed the imaginations of those who reveled in the illicit, had, in recent years, discarded the veil of his stage name in favor of the bare and unadorned truth of his very being, pursuing with hastening intent a more honest, though no less torrid, career in adult films. One might expect that such a sudden and mysterious disappearance would bring an end to his digital presence, but—it unnerves me to write—someone, likely his devoted partner, the enigmatic Mr. JP Hadley, seems to be ensuring that this illusion endures.

Thus, we are confronted with a mystery most unsettling: Where has our dear Tony vanished? Who, then, is the architect of the steady procession of content that continues to haunt his accounts? And most ominously of all—has some vile and malignant fate befallen him, or is this, perhaps, a harrowing, and indeed, unnatural manifestation of digital immortality? The questions grow more insistent with each passing hour, but the answers, alas, remain as queer and elusive as the figure of Mr. Goodfellow himself.