Luigi Mangione shared his commissary money with inmates

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Your pussy STILL stinks, Cheryl.

That's smart! Make friends with the other prisoners and get a positive reputation. He'll probably get enough donations to go around for some time. Wonder if he'll share any of his fan mail?

A regular martyr in the making.

I bet he entertained his fellow inmates when he sucked his own dick.

a regular St Sebastian, 'tis true

Yeah, he's such a kind, thoughtful guy. And his stoic attitude seems so admirable. Plus he's adorable as f*ck.

But alas, he'll spend then next couple decades of his young, precious life in prison.... simply because he wanted to be some type of hero.

What an idiot.

Of all the places to see generosity. I bet they never saw that coming. Good for you, Luigi.

a regular bunch of Che Guevaras up in yeer

Is he sharing his jizz though?

He's probably curled up with Diddy as we speak. Oh, and I think I read somewhere that Diddy was making his own meals (or probably having them catered). Surely he'd share with the new star of the joint. I think he and Luigi share attorneys.

He had written that he considered using a bomb to kill the CEO but that they there would be innocent people harmed, so he didn’t.

He's so thoughtful. We love you Luigi! The People's Prince!

R11 Diddy is not in Rikers.

People who have tried to send money to Luigi have had their wires rejected because he has”maxed out” for the day (they can only receive a certain amount per day apparently)

He’s in the MDC now, R14.

He may yet end up in Rikers, though.

What can a prison consultant do for you? It's not like you have any choice in where you end up. Is it just to help them mentally prepare?

[quote] But alas, he'll spend then next couple decades of his young, precious life in prison

Not if I’m on that jury

He shared his commissary money with the other inmates because he’s not an idiot

He needs their support and alliance, which wouldn’t have lasted long if they started to see him as rich and privileged

That's a great way to get other inmates on his side.

[quote] That's a great way to get other inmates on his side.

And reliant on constant gimmes. If/when they dry up, his ass will be constantly beaten and/or plowed.

You don't reward pirates because they will expect you to constantly give up your booty.

You’d rather he be beat up now, r21?

First of all, St. Luigi will not be in the prison system for long. In the very off chance he is convicted, he is not likely to be incarcerated with anyone he met here, so your point is moot. And right now, he has to get through a trial. Having a less than hellacious environment while he is on trial will be very helpful

I think you only know what you think you know about prisons from Hollywood

R16 Does he have pending state charges?

Just common sense if you’re an imprisoned pampered rich white boy with dedicated fans.

The alternative is to go up to the biggest thug in the yard and beat the crap out of him, but that doesn’t always work out as planned.

R23 I think they're trying the federal case and the state case concurrently, with the feds starting first - something like that. I saw them talking about it on CNN.

Why [italic]shouldn't[/italic] he give the money away? I'm sure his parents can easily come up with a thousand or two next time he asks for money.

Generosity my ass. This is a guy who's used to buying what/whoever he wants.

R25 I think you are an idiot who doesn’t know how these things work.

He’s a saint.

Free Saint Luigi!

Why doth DL attract shit scum?

When he was being brought to to the prison (still outside) the inmates could be heard cheering and chanting his name — he was a hero to them before he was even inside the fence.

I heard people do that to avoid sexual assault while incarcerated.

[quote] But alas, he'll spend then next couple decades of his young, precious life in prison.... simply because he wanted to be some type of hero.

He IS some type of hero. As repugnant as it may be, there are people who love him.

[quote] You don't reward pirates because they will expect you to constantly give up your booty.

You watch too much porn. He will be well-treated, he has fame and notoriety and he's rich. He clearly has many things to offer his fellow inmates other than that.

[Quote]What can a prison consultant do for you? It's not like you have any choice in where you end up. Is it just to help them mentally prepare?

My services include a gentle hole stretching plan so that your first surprise anal isn't too uncomfortable. I also provide coaching in practical end of life methods.

[quote] I think you only know what you think you know about prisons from Hollywood

Or porn

Prison consultants are worth the $. Ask me how.

Luigi might want to hire a new consultant....

[quote]"When I last visited Harvey, I found him with blood spatter on his prison garb, possibly from IV’s, clothes that had not been washed for weeks, and he had not even been provided clean underwear – hardly sanitary conditions for someone with severe medical conditions and susceptibility to illness."

OP, I am blocking your stupid ass for posting screen shots of stories rather than just linking to the damn story like any normal person would do. Goodbye.

Boundaries stated!

Fake!

[quote]shared his commissary money with inmates

read: gimmee dat money an' I won't be raping yo ass; tonight

I’m already waiting on his post-prison NY Times announcement of the debuting on Broadway of his self-directed production of “Mangione: The Musical!”

He's giving money away now but he'll be asked for more tomorrow. At his sexual peril.

I’m excited

You know Ryan Murphy is drooling to adapt this to "American Crime Story" .