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Meet Onions, he's been caught up in an NYU 11,000 strong listserv apocalypse

OMFG! This thread will provide a lot of entertainment, especially to those of us who've spent any time in academia and verify that a lot 'em are dingbats.

The student in question was trying fix a grade, and (these are just highlights)

[QUOTE]omg a student somehow accidentally wrote an email addressed to a faculty-wide NYU listserv and my inbox is now a master class on who understands the difference between a listserv and an email chain

[QUOTE]Omg I AM DYING. 36 replies in 24 minutes. This is hitting faculty in Abu Dhabi, Shanghai, tenured, contract, adjuncts. Someone has started a SECOND email chain, back to the same listserv, asking to be removed from the email list

[QUOTE]Someone exasperatedly writing in " oh my God please stop replying all also it's a university mailing list and you can't be removed" And someone writing back "please remove me from the mailing list"

[QUOTE]The number of *dentists* who've replied is really something

[QUOTE]Now no less than SEVEN people have created an all new threads writing to the same list serve begging everyone to stop writing to the listserv

[QUOTE][Bold]Truly wild also is the number of people with named or endowed chairs, high-ranking administrative positions, or multiple cross-departmental appointments who can't spell, use appropriate punctuation, or are just really really mean!!![/bold]

[QUOTE]A vice provost responding in desperate all caps

[QUOTE]Someone has now referenced, for no clear reason, the lady who was immolated on the F train

And of course:

[QUOTE]Someone just said FREE PALESTINE on this 11,000 person NYU faculty listserv omggggggg

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by Anonymousreply 9December 31, 2024 4:33 PM

Rescue-chick will *love* this thread. 😘🤪

Onions was already on Bluesky!

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by Anonymousreply 1December 30, 2024 6:55 PM

This has been the greatest single act of unification in the history of New York University.

by Anonymousreply 2December 30, 2024 7:04 PM

Dollface thread.

by Anonymousreply 3December 30, 2024 7:16 PM

Onion's mom designs "chain mail," the old that knights used to wear.

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by Anonymousreply 4December 30, 2024 7:33 PM

r1, I am cackling and awwwwwww'ing!

by Anonymousreply 5December 30, 2024 7:46 PM

Perfect for slicing onions.

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by Anonymousreply 6December 30, 2024 7:55 PM

Mo' Onions!

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by Anonymousreply 7December 31, 2024 7:18 AM

The cuteness is overwhelming

by Anonymousreply 8December 31, 2024 4:09 PM

Somebody at IT finally pulled the plug on the whole thing. But not before this odd, random intersection.

[QUOTE]Onions and Chappell Roan get their chainmail accessories from the same designer??!?

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by Anonymousreply 9December 31, 2024 4:33 PM
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