Uglier than ever, Tori Spelling rocks a stripper outfit to pose with her children.

I don't care for her either, OP - but that pic is when her kids came to visit her on the set of Dancing with the Stars. Move on.

Her kids look so white trash, they look like they should be living in [bold]my[/bold] neighborhood.

Look at how the rubenesque daughter is gazing at her mother. She's envisioning her next meal. Or murder.

What a motley crew

I feel bad for her kids. A mentally unwell mother and an alcoholic father who married their mom for $$$$.

Why are they all so gigantic?

Her kids look like rebellious small-town teens circa 1997.

Every one of those kids has something odd going on. How many ways can your kids manifest a message to mom you are an idiot, dad is a loser, grandmother is a cunt.

Her kids always look so neglected.

That awkward moment when mommy's a narcissist.

The girl with the green hair is especially unfortunate looking.

I feel bad for her kids. It seems like that family doesn't have a lot of stability.

Are the 2 big ones on the left male or female?

I honestly think Stella would be the best looking one if she weren’t obese and styled like poor white trash.

Women have such high self esteem don't they?

Did Nebula throw up on the one on the left?

Jesus, Candy! How can you let them traipse around like this?!

I can smell them from here.

The kids look like those burnouts that killed Matt Dillon in To Die For.

The only one to take after the Spelling looks and genes is the one with the dark, curly hair on the far left. Ironically, he's the one she had the most difficulty giving birth to as well.

I can see two female kids and then it’s a toss up.

R1, it's still a stripper outfit and she is still ugly AF.

Move on.

I'll give her one thing. Unlike most Hollywood stars (if you can still call her that) she doesn't hide her homely children away. She brings 'em right out front for the world to see. Sort of like a carnival side show.

Well, it's better than the Temu shit-tastic outfits Britney sports on her "dancing" stripperesque vids.

So she's got that going for her. And at least her kids are still with her, as opposed to not seeing her for 2/2/5 years.

Prostitution whore!

Tori telling the whole world that she makes her youngest child accompany her to the bathroom so she can go number two...yes, great parenting!

Remember when she dragged the kids from living out of shitty motel rooms to an RV? Fantastic!

Sharing that her children were being bullied over her antics? Ace!

R26 she is still a better mom than Britney

This crew needs some heavy guidance to clean up their act. Good lord, the hair, the clothes, the overweight appearance. They all need a makeover. No one expects Hollywood glamour, but come on. White trash, green hair, Appalachian hillbilly is the best they could muster?

The littlest one is still hanging there as the cute ragamuffin. God, the oldest girl is just a fat mess. Liam too, he looks piggy. I remember "Tori and Dean; Inn Love" and there was so much promise...little Liam was so loved and had that Jamaicaan nanny and said cute things and got attention...and then Tori had to have more kids than Dean's ex and this is where we are. Poor kids.

Did all of those kids come out of Tori's box? That thing must be bigger than the Holland Tunnel.

Op why so nasty and hateful.

Do they go to school? Do they have any future plans besides living off the inheritance once Candy kicks the bucket?

That sounds like a solid life plan to me, r32. Grandma is pretty old and doesn't have a reason to disinherit the kids (hopefully). They just need to learn how to read and hire a wealth manager once the time comes.

It's so cute seeing Beau, the little waif, asking if the cameraman has any extra porridge.

They look like they escaped from the set of 'Les Misérables.'

I see the older non fat daughter still looks like a hooker

Tori has intensified her ugliness.

She totally gets off on looking more groomed than most of her kids.

They look more like poor trailer trash from the deep South than an affluent Jewish family from Beverly Hills.

Are they still living in a trailer

That woman needs a bra.

I hope those kids gained weight during COVID because Jesus Christ.

My parents wouldn't have allowed this - and I'm thankful for that.

They look like a YouTube arrest video.

That’s uncanny r42 they really do

What the hell is she feeding those kids? Why are they so fat? Can't she get them a haircut and nicer clothes?

I can't make fun of the kids, it's cruel. They have two terrible parents.

If Tori is desperate for $$$, she can offer up the family for a reboot of The Swan: Family Edition

While I don’t feel sorry for obese adults, I do feel sorry for overweight kids. It is 100% the fault of the parents—at least until they are teens.

"Ok kids...who wants TO GO TO WALMART?!?!?!"

"YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ok kids...who wants TO GO TO GOODWILL?!?!?!"

"YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tori and family have been photographed making big hauls at Target. The kids definitely look like they dress from Dumpster Diving R Us.

As someone who grew up with a lot of forces tearing at our family, I wish every single person in that photo peace.

So is the youngest one with the long hair, a boy?

Her kidd aren't that bad looking. I hope they are happy kids.

R52 I believe she is yet another Hollywood celeb with a transgender child. I'm not sure if it's M2F, F2M or non-binary. It must be something in the water.

R52 It looks like so far, Tori's son (biological male) identifies as transgender, but has not chosen a new name or pronouns yet. God forbid he'd be gay like his older half-brother. It just wouldn't be special enough. Perhaps he's considering going with a neo-pronoun and hasn't settled on one yet.

Why does the media give this oxygen thief any kind of attention - it certainly isn't because of her looks or talent. Her daddy didn't have enough money to buy them for her.

That's a dog.

This kid looks like he belongs in the family

I don't know it. (shaking head slowly side to side with features woodenly immovable, like a brittle marionette)

I identify as a tortoise.

I identify as a tortoise.

Well fuck me, a double post and not even finished signing off. Who am I to poke fun at Tori's kids? Can't even get my own shit together.

I identify as a tortoise.

At least the Deaner's sons don't have to hide their love of the man that go up into the man.

Like he did and does.

[quote]I can't make fun of the kids, it's cruel.

Oh honey, have you seen Teresa Giudice's children!?