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Our lovely incoming First Lady

Well now... I wonder what her agenda will be this time around.

What was it last time? 'Be Best' or something like that?

Will she even set foot in DC?

Will she be too busy in NYC packing school lunches for Barron?

What have you heard, pray tell...

by Anonymousreply 32December 30, 2024 7:02 AM

Does anyone actually care about that awful woman? She can walk off a cliff for all it matters to me.

by Anonymousreply 1December 29, 2024 1:51 AM

R1 In that case, her agenda will be "Walk Carefully". Let's hope it is more successful than "Be Best".

by Anonymousreply 2December 29, 2024 1:53 AM

Going to hounds, the Ballet, to Skorpios…

by Anonymousreply 3December 29, 2024 2:10 AM

Who geese’s a foook?

by Anonymousreply 4December 29, 2024 2:14 AM

Should she be fearful of deportation?

by Anonymousreply 5December 29, 2024 2:23 AM

Be Pest.

by Anonymousreply 6December 29, 2024 2:25 AM

Be Breast!

by Anonymousreply 7December 29, 2024 2:31 AM

[quote]Will she be too busy in NYC packing school lunches for Barron?

Ne, I's too busy being architect lady

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by Anonymousreply 8December 29, 2024 2:41 AM

Eye geeve Amerika be bestest ping pong show!

by Anonymousreply 9December 29, 2024 2:43 AM

Her mission for this term is to promote improved anal hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 10December 29, 2024 3:02 AM

I'm betting she sets foot in the Capitol maybe once a year at most, and even that much is going to kill her.

by Anonymousreply 11December 29, 2024 9:51 AM

So, a win-win, r11?

by Anonymousreply 12December 29, 2024 9:53 AM

I believe she plans to focus on the wellbeing of men in the secret service. By letting as many as possible over a four year period run a train on her.

by Anonymousreply 13December 29, 2024 10:09 AM

I believe her agenda will be set by her agent (aka pimp) in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 14December 29, 2024 10:21 AM

Whatever Vlad Pootin assigns her to do.

by Anonymousreply 15December 29, 2024 10:23 AM

The winners get ready to run things. This thread is an example of what the losers do.

Losing sucks but we did losing pretty darn perfect this time.

by Anonymousreply 16December 29, 2024 10:25 AM

r11 The Capitol is where Congress meets. Why would she go there in any event?

by Anonymousreply 17December 29, 2024 2:39 PM

r17 For the inevitable whore off (in the style of the Empress Messalina and the best prostitute in Rome) against Lindsey?

by Anonymousreply 18December 29, 2024 2:45 PM

This is on her agenda. She'll be all over this.

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by Anonymousreply 19December 29, 2024 2:47 PM

I look forward to her Nazi outfits and stilettos worn to visit hurricane ravaged areas!

by Anonymousreply 20December 29, 2024 2:58 PM

I really don't care, do you?

by Anonymousreply 21December 29, 2024 3:01 PM

R19 I'd love to be 'all over him' myself - what a sexy guy.

by Anonymousreply 22December 29, 2024 3:22 PM

A thousand times better than the shrew that is Jill Biden.

by Anonymousreply 23December 29, 2024 6:45 PM

[quote] For the inevitable whore off against Lindsey?

R18 I could be the expert judge of that.

by Anonymousreply 24December 29, 2024 10:30 PM

I've been blocking out the thought that Trump will be our next president.

by Anonymousreply 25December 30, 2024 12:02 AM

R23, right wingers have tried to make Jill as much of a cunt as Melania truly is. They have failed.

by Anonymousreply 26December 30, 2024 12:05 AM

R26 She's a cunt.

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by Anonymousreply 27December 30, 2024 1:13 AM

Huzzah!

by Anonymousreply 28December 30, 2024 1:22 AM

I want a do over. Musk interfered, I can sense it.

by Anonymousreply 29December 30, 2024 1:43 AM

R17, Are we really going to start going there?

by Anonymousreply 30December 30, 2024 6:14 AM

More taxpayer money going to Melania's plastic surgeon.

by Anonymousreply 31December 30, 2024 6:48 AM

I think she said it was online bullying but then nothing much happened.

by Anonymousreply 32December 30, 2024 7:02 AM
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