I was just hit up by a fat fag on Sniffies

What’s “Sniffies”, precious? What’s “Sniffies”?

[quote] Bear in mind that I have a gym body, six pack and cum gutters which are highlighted in my pics.

Whose picture did you steal?

It’s a gay cruising app where the guys are more honest about wanting sex r1

My pictures have all been taken in the last two months r2

And they also highlight my juicy big cock

OP probably *is* the fat guy, processing the rejection through projection and fantasy.

I am the furthest thing from wanting to identify as a fat gay man r5

Fatness is the kiss of death amongst the gay sexual world

Dear Penthouse Forums....

I'd tell OP to put down his dick, but I doubt that he can find it.

0/10

I filter out dicks below 6”, sorry.

R7 but it did.

R8 my dick is quite sizable. Upon my until insertion in the bung hole of a flight attendant last night, he said yelped, straightened up and said “slow down cowboy…your dick is big”. And then I fucked him silly for an hour.

R9 10/10

R10 I do too. Small dicks make me sad.

You’re on Sniffies and you’re judging other people?

R12 Fatties deserve to be judged and helped towards thinness and fuckability aunt prissy pot

Sure, Jan.

Is that Chaz Bono in OP's photo?

Oh, OP, you sweet summer child. Some of us don't find abs and gym bodies sexy at all. Give me dudes with dad bods.

Shnifflesh.

[quote] [R8] my dick is quite sizable. Upon my until insertion in the bung hole of a flight attendant last night, he said yelped, straightened up and said “slow down cowboy…your dick is big”. And then I fucked him silly for an hour.

gurl...we are not the audience for your slash fiction.

You are a fatty r16?

Good for you, but your preference for other fatties (in order to not feel inferior and you hesitantly touch a fellow fatties blubber and choke back your vomit) is irrelevant to the in shape guys

I related the events exactly as they happened r18

Why bother to boast on an anonymous website?

I find it delicious that you think it’s not true.

Why waste your time calling him out. So you put ONE of a million gay fatties in his place. Does that make you feel better?

If you're really that hot of a guy, why would you have to come on here and flex? You've got insecurities hiding under the surface that you need to take a good look at mister.

You type fat, OP.

There are many things lurking under my surface facade but insecurity is not one of them r21

What is your waist size r21?

No tattoos, end of story.

OP is also 57 but is consistently told she could pass for 23.

"Surface facade"? Oh honey.

Just block people you’re not interested in. Asshole.

OP needs to go to bed and sleep it off.

Desperate bottom of the barrel gays in need of psychiatric intervention and life skills.

He must have otherwise been attractive to OP since OP didn't mention anything about his face, but said he fuck him if he lost 20 pounds, which isn't very much at all.

I love when 70 year old, shrunken, desiccated old gays are delusional enough to think they’re still 20 and can turn down fatties.

What causes this delusion? Excessive popper use, or cataracts?

Exactly r30

If the fatty, was really serious about wanting to feel my pole in his filth trench, he could have lost the fat in only a couple of months. He was cute, blond and pale skinned. Only laziness held him back.

If no one can tell yet, this is the "sex party" troll that writes exactly like Greg. As you can see, he's doing his usual respond to everyone thing. He got called out early on his last thread about an orgy and never came back to finish the story.

His goal is to get replies and to rile up his critics who call out his fakeness by accusing them of being jealous which in turns gets more replies from his critics. He is attention starved and trying to get as many replies as he can.

And if his history isn't enough for you, I will note that genuinely attractive guys get hit on on Sniffies and Grindr by uglies ALL the time. It's odd he'd waste time creating a thread on one unremarkable instance if he were really in the hot group.

R27 when I was 19, and guy that I lusted over said, as he turned me down because I was skinny “if you want to sex with a hot body, you’ve got to have a hot body yourself”.

I will always be grateful for him explaining reality. My feeling don’t matter. No one’s feeling matter. Get to the gym and fuck your feelings.

At 24, I had put on 25 pounds of muscle and I fucked that gay muscled sensei when we met again. Logic and reality was triumphant and it has served me well.

I am seeking to pay it forward r27. Kind words will not help you when you’re being sexually ignored by the 9s or 10s.

R33 you mistake my many purposes in this thread.

But I’m flattered that you took this time to write out your lengthy post.

I agree with R33 and was going to write a similar post but decided Miss Opie wasn't worth the time or effort.

Ditto her tiny man meat and gaping maw of a hole.

Opie is strictly NOCD!!!!

In fairness, most objective 1s and 2s turn down objectives 3s-9.5s all the time on the apps.

Such delusion with gay men. I thought it was bad when I was in my 20s and 30s in the 90s and 00s. Guys on the apps these days will likely go suicidal by the time they hit 33 and realize the real world isn't about swiping left or right or blocking or ghosting.

No pity for them. I paid my dues.

Gonna give this 2/10 for "ham beast."

OP EVERYONE IS FAT!!!! BEAR CULTURE NORMALISED IT!!! Have you been under a rock since about 1992?

R33 thanks for reminding me that I hadn’t told my story on what had happened during Ye Olde YuleTide Orgy

Teacake thread. You can tell from the striving usage of the English language, layered within the grammatically incorrect colloquialisms of urban black culture.

God I miss the Brick Shithouse Troll.

lol

I’m the furthest thing from black and I do not use ghetto talk r41

But I do appreciate that teacake and Greg are so terrifying to you and r33 that you see them in every post which you doesn’t affirm your world view.

Brick Shit House wrote hilarious over the top fiction r42

I simply plainly relay my sexual experiences truthfully

Who writes and posts shit like this? Complaining, because a guy found you attractive, and flirted with you? Decades down the road, your gonna get the face you deserve.

R43. You're right, Teafake. You ARE the furthest thing from black.

Also by OP:

[quote] I made this simple dessert this morning, and my fat whore family devoured it. Only addition was adding the zest of the lemon into the pear filling. I’m going see NOSFERATU in an hour. Merry Christmas to the fat senile socially maladjusted whores of DL!

You left out the recipe r47

All DL should have a chance to enjoy this delicious fruit dessert

[quote] At 24, I had put on 25 pounds of muscle and I fucked that gay muscled sensei when we met again. Logic and reality was triumphant and it has served me well.

It's the next hit Rom Com. Everyone luuurrrrvveesss a happy ending. So yay.

THIS. DID. NOT. HAPPEN.

Yes, it did r50

I don’t see what’s unusual about it

Show is on the doll where the fat man touched you, OP

Wow. OP certainly has a bushy little beaver: family over for an elegant brunch in the morning, the movies this afternoon, and creating ESTs in the evening.

That should have said "OP certainly is a busy little beaver."

Sorry for the faux pas.

R53 note the date of my threads and the timeline will become

Read them several times if you don’t get it at first

I know you can do it

Say you’re a fat fag with the sniffles?

[quote] I’m the furthest thing from black..

So, albino?

They're barely readable on the first psss, OP/R55.

Reading them repeatedly constitutes cruel and unusual punishmemt.

I hope you're not holding your breath waiting for that call from the Pulitzer Nominating Committee.

Silly R58:..any thread has the date which it began time stamped on the OP at the bottom.

Try again.

I’m yellow skinned r57

So, all he needs to do is lose 20 lbs. and he wouldn't be a fat fag anymore? YOU, are why they hate us. Hell, YOU are why we hate us.

OP is supposed super hot yet he turns to the datalounge for advice.

Oh, lord.

Spare us the deranged loons!

20 extra pounds on a lot of good looking men is hot as hell, especially if he's a tall one. I like a man who looks like he isn't afraid to enjoy a good plate of food.

OP is the real loser

Some fatties are hot

Proper grammar and punctuation are your friends, OP. You're welcome to enroll in the English class I teach. I suspect you'll feel right at home surrounded by my eighth graders.

[quote] I’m yellow skinned

Who are you?

1/10

So, you're here looking for people to tell you it's okay to be a fucking cunt, and make you feel better, right, OP. While I don't expect you to have sex with someone that doesn't attract you, there's no reason to be nasty. Did you vote for Donald Trump?

You may not have a fat body, OP, but you certainly have a fat head. Good luck with the rest of your life treating people like shit. What goes around comes around, and eventually, you'll get yours, you fucking cunt.

Is this the fatso?

[quote] which you doesn’t affirm your world view.

Aiming for guys that are out of your league on the hookup apps does not really qualify as a "world view" dummy.

People, like I said, the OP *is* the fatty in this scenario. Good looking people who are aged 16 and above do not say stupid shit like this. Can you imagine someone behaving in such a stunted and repellant manner in real life? Any sane person would back away immediately, skinny or fat.

You're trying too hard, OP.

R70 I voted for Kamala, in part, because I don’t respect an obese politician.

[quote]Fucking a lazy fat man would be counter to my values and embracing death.

I love this, but OP lost me with "filth trench," which is a tacky phrase.

We cannot see the OP's post, which means it is one of DL's most noxious trolls whom we have reported to the Editor & Cheryl – and blocked.

R77. Thank you for all the work that you do!

R77 is a pussy

He can’t handle the truth, which is very common in senior citizens

We come in all shapes and sizes, and I think it's perfectly OK to like what you like. I wonder where the judgmental mean attitude is coming from though - your body may be in shape, but your mind is not. Also, believe it or not, some of us prefer an average body - a little chunky, a nice bush, a little older..... well I hope you find what you're looking for.

I wouldn't suck Opie's puny cocklet if I was suffocating and his shriveled up balls had oxygen in them.

My mind is fine r80. I just have standards. And I am helping men to be their best selves through tough love and seeing reality.

Thank you for your semi reasonable response 🙏🏼

OP, how old are you?

R84 He's mafuckin "36" but the true age is that in reverse.

Gerg, aka Defucktardo, is 48 chronologically, and 11 emotionally.

You lost me at “fag”, OP.

I want to marry R80.

Just sayin’, but I think that’s a lesbian in OP’s link photo.

You don't understand. OP swore to his dear old mum, while she was dying of Herpes Simplex 12 given to her by a fat man, that henceforth his gaping hole would only be available to skinny twinks.

It was a promise, people, a promise!

[quote] my surface facade

Your “surface facade” huh?

I’m doubling down on it r90

[italic]Surface

Facade

OP, there is no amount of backtracking and explaining you can do, like at your reply at R82 to hide your self-centered, insecure and insufferable thinking. Why does it bother you that someone thinks you're attractive? Maybe you should try to figure out why your reaction is to come to DL and bitch about it. What kind of validation are you looking for?