Why do gay men keep joking about stinky pussies?

Homophobic!!

R1 Russian is my native tongue, so please don’t nit pick on my second language skill

Some of us do not use the word Bussies, we have class.

Some gay men are absolutely squicked out by the vagina. It is an odd venn diagram to think of, some of these same vag-phobic men eagerly lapping another man’s bunghole redolent of fecal musk, and you know some of them do.

Miss Opie's pussy stinks.

What is a bussie dear?

Because you can smell a stinky pussy from some distance, not so much a dirty asshole. I sat next to a woman on an international flight who had a stinky puss. Every time she shifted in her seat it came wafting up. It was torture. I wanted to vomit. What can you say?

There is too much going on down there. So much could go wrong. At least an asshole is one thing. A puss you have piss, blood, cum, yeast, and it’s all 3cm away from an shitty asshole.

I eat old people’s excrement.

[quote]my native tongue

I bet you stick it up stinky Russian pussies.

Cuz pussies are gross already.

Men abhor feminine odor whilst stumbling around smelling and looking like a hobo with six inch long toenails.

Fishy smelling twats, musty balls and cottage cheese filled buttholes, everyone stinks without taking the time time to wash and dry thoroughly, drip-dry does not work.

Men and women must be diligent about keeping these areas (and the navel clean) and dry.

Yes, you wash with soap and water. You also must be certain that you keep the dark, secret areas of your body as dry as possible to avoid odors.

Foul smelling breath is typically caused by a stomach problem, not bad hygiene.

A lot of women have stopped wearing underwear, that exacerbates the problem.

[quote]Men abhor feminine odor whilst stumbling around smelling and looking like a hobo with six inch long toenails.

That’s the difference r11. A stinky pussy doesn’t necessarily mean a woman is dirty. A shower won’t help a stinky pussy. You can pretty much clean up any part of a dirty man. But you can be the prettiest girl in the world fresh out of the tub and your pussy can still stink.

The stench is unsurpassed

OP I don’t joke about stank pussies. I truly don’t. I might use it as an insult, and not limited to women either. I call both men and women stank cunt bitches.

CLEAN AND DRY. BOTH. NOT ONE OR THE OTHER. SCRUBBED CLEAN AND SCRUBBED DRY. If you still have problems with odors you need a Dr appointment.

I agree OP, we should say something more polite like “Your garden isn’t very fresh this morning”

Is your forest overgrown?

Momma's mussy smells like cheap rose hand lotion, Benson & Hedges Menthol 100s, and the juices of Blatino cagemeat.

I suggest a betadine douche and follow up with hydrogen peroxide, that should kill it all.

It's a distinctive odor, and I'm not one that goes on an on about stinky pussies...but we've all been exposed to it.

R7's post caused a flashback of something I endured when I was 19 in 1979. I was taking the bus home from work, it was a crosstown bus that had no air conditioning and vinyl seats. There were no free seats except for fat cunt Cheryl, who took up about 4/5 of the bench seat. She got up about a mile later to exit and I went to slide over and happened to look down at the seat and I'll be glad until my dying day that I did.

Cheryl had been sitting there so long that she left a gigantic sweat stain on the seat. If I had slid over my pants would have absorbed it so I stood up instead. As the stain evaporated the bus was filled with an absolutely putrid stench of shit, rotten vadge and sweat and I don't know what else. That stench spread through the bus and everyone opened the bus windows to air it out. I'd never smelled anything that putrid before and I hope I never do again.

Because most gay men hate real women. They want them to be all coiffed and perfumesd like Marilyn Monroe without the vomit.

I'm a gold star gay but I smelled dirty pussy once. I was sitting on the subway in a packed car on a really hot summer day. A big fat chick stood in front of me holding onto a strap, with her crotch practically in my face. Holy Christ. It was gag-inducing. It really does smell like rotten fish. I don't know how straight men can go near pussies.

[quote]Because most gay men hate real women

What planet are you from?

OP, apparently you're the type who can't smell her own shit, either.

Lesbians are annoying.

Smelling as fresh as a flower, with a squirt as powerful as a sprinkler?

Careful OP, the last poster who complained about gay male humor ended up a running punch line 20 years strong now. Her name was Cheryl.

You rang?

Why do cut men constantly joke about stinky dicks? It’s the same thing.

Cheese dick?

R32 case and point.

🧀 🍄

There are a fair number of str8 men who aren't crazy about getting too close to the vag. But tiktok bitches say those men are actually closet cases.

OP put your head between your legs and get back to us.

^Blues Brothers

I wash my pussy with vinegar and 20 Mule Team Borax every morning!

My name is Gwen and I'm here to warsh your vagina.

I'm way vag-averse, from before I was born (cesarean), and am also extremely corpophobic, yet still qualify as a whore in almost every other way, which is why I will always have DL.

Also, Lysol was originally an FDS creation. Discuss.

R40 Lysol was marketed as a safe contraceptive douche.

“These ads aren’t frightening women into thinking their genitals smell badly. According to historian Andrea Tone, “feminine hygiene” was a euphemism. Birth control was illegal in the U.S. until 1965 (for married couples) and 1972 (for single people). These Lysol ads are actually for contraception. The campaign made Lysol the best-selling method of contraception during the Great Depression.”

I have a good friend who has a stanky puss. I used to room with her sometimes on ski trips. I didn't know at first what the smell was, just something rank like garbage that needed to be taken out. It was the puss. She's not dirty and doesn't smell of BO or anything else. Just stanky puss. I stopped rooming with her. Can't she smell it? Or do women think their stanky puss smells good, like people enjoy the smell of their own farts?

Men who love to lick a mans shit eliminating assholes and claim they vomit when near a vagina explain all about women.

A thread about irony and delusion

^^^^ poppycock

some of the best and funniest DL threads are about pussy and the superiority of man-ass to it

And some of the best DL threads are all about the Dems sweeping the recent election including all the battle ground states, the WH, the Senate, the House

Delusion if not irony.

no, cuz stanky puss is a real thing

R25 = Martian

That’s true, R35. They are closet cases. Most straight men LOVE it.

R35 is talking about guys who don’t eat pussy or any type of oral sex.

OP- Even Lisa Lampinelli referred to it as her STINK BOX 📦.

“Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

I was that shy little boy that would cling to his mother's leg and hide behind her.

So I know that pussy can stink.

"It's a distinctive odor, and I'm not one that goes on an on about stinky pussies...but we've all been exposed to it."

Like everyone, I know the odor but I rarely encounter it. Not sure what everyone is doing all day that it becomes a commonly occurring thing in their life.

Because when gay men request a cuppa they don't want a cuppa of 6 day old bouillabaisse.

as I gay man, I often wonder how is it like to have a partner that doesn’t have the same body parts as mine, like i think about it and I go yuck!! I could never experience the 100% feeling of natural and physical belonging with a woman as I feel with another man, her body bits are just not the same as mine and I would feel very disgusted of every single weird scent coming off her body.

^^^^ spoken like a true DLer

Brava!

Listen to me. There is nothing worse than a woman with vaginal issues. The odor is unsurpassed

I was in London earlier this year and there were posters up at bus stops letting you know about the Lady Garden Care Guide. You can see some of them in the link.

here in the States we got LUME

aint nobody got time for STANK

I don’t mind pussy as I have sex with women every so often. It’s actually quite pleasurable. But a stank pussy is a stank pussy. Gay or straight, the shit will stink and be off putting unless one has a stank pussy fetish. That is a woman who isn’t washing herself daily or properly.

[quote]unless one has a stank pussy fetish

R45 is the type of ho who screams about Trump derangement syndrome. It IS an appropriate to conflate the topic of smelly,unwashed vag with maga.

We’re not joking. Pussy is ugly and smelly.

We are ugly and smelly because we came out of an ugly, smelly pussy

Daddy Trump insists on a pussy that’s sterile like the operating room in a hospital!

That’s why he ignores that Slavic Jezebel and that smelly girl Laura Loomer, and partakes of my….offerings.

My barren pussy is sterile! No building blocks of life are present, except when I put Big Mac Special Sauce on the lips to give Daddy a treat!

Stealth sour cunt thread.

I grew up in a household of women and never encountered this until i started dating women in high school and college. All three women with whom i had sex had a fishy smell, but not detectable until i went down on them. This is not the same odor as when they were menstruating, which i always thought was just from blood hitting the air. When I started having sex with men, it was a similar experience with crotch odor, undetectable until i went downtown, i just enjoyed the aroma! Luckily no smegma! 🤢

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Obviously you’ve never smelled yeast infected pussy. It’s unsurpassed!

Pussies done STANK y'all!

DL explaining once again why less than 2% of the population are strictly gay men in the US

As if that matters. WTF.

R71’s stank cooch is reason 37% of the American male population has had gay sex to the point of orgasm.

I am a gold star homo and I am not disgusted or revolted by the sight or the thought of a female's vagina. In fact I've always been a big fan of hetero porn. The sight of a hot man getting lost in lust on a woman's love portal is quite a turn on IMO. But, on its own there is not one thing about a vagina that turns me on. However, seeing what a vagina can do for some men is quite a turn on.

Unsurprisingly, R71 is colossally ignorant.

R75 are we discussing gay men or GLBTQ+++? Gallup found in 2023 just a little over 7% of US adults identify as GLBTQ++++

Under 2% identified as gay men, 1.7% as I remember. Pretty much the same % of lesbians. The big numbers are found with the Bi.

Although with GenZ there are more trans than gay men.

CDC data shows that 5.1% of men 15-44 have at some point in their life had at least one MtM contact,

The data showing 37% is looking at life time behavior starting at adolescences or about 10 years old.

Serious discussions about data are fun

Do women use Dude Wipes on their snatches?

For those referencing survey sourced statistics, what makes you think that men always tell the truth regarding their sexual orientations/experiences? (even to themselves)

There are always people who are interviewed that will refuse to answer certain questions. If men do under report significantly in my professional opinions it’s going to be bi often married men,

Gen Z is fasinationg because they are blowing up the stats as far as B and T and O.

GenZ Gallup

Lesbians—3.0%

Gay men—-2.6%

Bi——15.3%

Trans—-2.8%

Other—-1%

Wipes aren't the solution to combating odors. Wipes leave behind excess moisture which attracts bacteria. It's not a bacterial infection, it is bacteria that multiply in and on dark dank surfaces. The bacteria poop causes the odor, it's all truly vile and I don't know how any of us were born.

Wipe. Then dry.

Completely.

Both actions are needed to reduce odors.

And don't obsess over it.

People who literally eat shit walking about with nuggets of human excrement wedged in between their teeth aren't smelling so great either.

My lady poosie doesn’t negatively stink whatsoever. It smells like a combo of lilacs and peach blossoms. My gentleman callers are totally enthralled when partaking of the sweetness.

Interpretations about data are not data. 🙄 Your heterosexism is showing.

"Wipes aren't the solution to combating odors. Wipes leave behind excess moisture which attracts bacteria. It's not a bacterial infection, it is bacteria that multiply in and on dark dank surfaces. The bacteria poop causes the odor, it's all truly vile and I don't know how any of us were born."

But ladies are always moist "down there."

My understanding is that stinky puss is usually because of a flora imbalance, not outright infection. Either way, not my prob.

Like an open can of tuna left in the sun for three days.

Just take your two middle fingers and go to town, bro.

And you your baseball bar, cuntress. Male sure you wash afterwards though.

Wet ass pussy= foul smelling mess.

Clean and dry.

R63 I understand and encourage misandrists.

Because they do, Blanche. They do stink.

And yet they sell FDS and panty liners for those dripping pussies, probably not infected or anything, pussies just drip a lot, that's why they tend to stink. Stock up nasty cunts

What does a healthy pussy taste like, smell like? I can’t imagine all these products that promise you’ll smell like spring rain or lilacs are good for you. And who wants that? I thought one of the best descriptions of sucking dick was sucking on pennies. Is there anything comparable to that for pussy?

OP must have not interacted with many straight guys as a teen or an adult. Stinky pussy stories and jokes are a staple of low hanging fruit guy talk. When I was in high school boys would get back at girls who wouldn’t date or broke up with them by telling everyone their pussy stunk.

Here’s a story from someone who does bikini waxing for a living and regularly had to deal with stinky pussies that went viral.

In my limited experience, it didn’t smell. Then again, it was a limited experience.

The smell is the same as when you tear open that package of GROUND BEEF, you know that smell, open wound smell.

The answer is found in the question.

Q: What did the blind man say when he walked through the fish market?

A: Good morning, ladies!