David Harbour and Lily Allen are OVER

Good. She has a foul mouth!

Thankfully, the inbred child remains.

They could be open.

Man, those kids are ugly. Yikes.

Doesn't he have some sort of sexual fetish? Someone spill it!

Yay! He’s single! And I have no chance…

David Harbour is one of the hottest men on the planet. I can't even imagine splitting from him for any reason whatsoever.

Saw this coming

I've worked with Harbour a few times over the years. Less sexy in person, huge head, tiny hands, always has affairs with his leading ladies.

I’ll take him, he’s hot as hell

Is he still morbidly fat?

Is bipolar right? I think I read that.

i thought i read he has a drug habit.

i remember some tea being spilled here, but i did a search and couldn't find it. it was some blind item.

He is a sexy beast. Looks like he would fuck you until you passed out from dehydration.

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It's worth checking out the Tasteful Friends thread about their Architectural Digest house tour if you missed it last year.

That's because Ms Allen is a raging coke addict who hits up Raya for dealers

I'm available.

So their shared drug habit is what they had in common?

She's LaToya Jackson territory skinny.

Who?

She's a late 2000s pop star, r21. Famous for having bangs and a fake cockney accent. Her dad is rich.

She's a skank. Good riddance.

[quote] I've worked with Harbour a few times over the years. Less sexy in person, huge head, tiny hands, always has affairs with his leading ladies.

Shame.

So he is like every straight actor in town.

The only celebrities so have seen on Raya are celebrity hairdressers, a local podcaster and an Oscar nominated art director.

My sister saw Andrew Garfield.

Lily Allen is something of a hoe.

Wow. Nobody saw this coming.

R15, fuck your A.I. post. Fucking garbage.

Doesn’t he have serious mental health issues?

I heard John Cusack is on Raya, r25. His profile pic is the Damien Hurst diamond skull.

Yes r29. Remember that speech he gave at an awards show with Winona Ryder standing next to him looking perplexed. He was ranting about Trump and deportation but he just sounded insane.

Trump and his deportation shit is insane.

I would not use that as an example.

Didn’t Lily talk about not having internet access on her phone because David told her what she needed to know (.or something to that effect)?

Oh, and on the Tasteful Friends thread mentioned above at R17 they talk about having a bedroom that has no windows so when the door is closed it’s a completely locked away, dark room.

They sound like they weren’t in the most healthy relationship…

Their house in the AD "Tasteful friends" link above is dreary. "Layered Italian (but 'The Godfather' Italian)" and without a budget limit and they got that?

The kitchen is nice enough but a bit plain for a Plain English™️ designed kitchen. Repainted in something other than surgical white would save it. What their designer did with the rest of the house is a snooze

Yeah the kids ruined her career and life. She should have aborted but I call this karma because she didn't warn her brother to get a vasectomy because when he used to be famous in the 2010s due to game of thrones, he was quickly trapped with a child by a fame-hungry fling (it didn't work out for her either though because Alfie Allen is a nobody now) but still..., children also ruined his career and therefore Lily Allen got what she deserved.

Anorexia and drugs ruined her career.

and her mental illness.

And being fucking talentless

And a massive cunt

After watching the AD interview with these two, it's a wonder they lasted this long. They both seemed very high strung, high maintenance and that house was clearly a project to keep them busy rather than a real home. They both seem extremely messy, but I suppose they'll both just find some other lunatic

After reading this thread, maybe he isn’t a prize but he is still way out of her league. She’s gross.

He is now dating Noah Schnapp.

Hot? Him?

Blind Item-- Yes, it's from CDAN, but wow it's juicy.

[quote] 266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/18 **17**

[quote] The Crack House: This foreign born singer is back doing drugs again. She hit her peak quite some time ago and then crashed and burned because of drugs. Maybe because cell phone cameras were not quite as prevalent and social media not at its present levels, she has escaped any photos or videos of her smoking crack which was her favorite. She would disappear from home for days on end and come back looking like hell. One time she went AWOL, her then significant other went looking for her because the singer had several commitments and if she missed them, she was going to lose out on a bunch of money. He went to her favorite haunts and found her at a crack house naked with three or four guys all taking turns having sex with her with a camera. It was obviously some kind of setup because the camera guy was using a decent camera. The significant other grabbed the camera and smashed it and took the SD card. Her then grabbed the entirely naked singer and left with her. Literally she was wearing zero clothes and he made her sit in the car the whole way home with no clothes on. She fell asleep in the car on the way home and wouldn't wake up. So, he carried her naked self across a busy street and to their house and she didn't even move. Lily Allen/David Harbour (All the signs Lily Allen's marriage to David Harbour could be on the rocks as she reveals she's 'not in a great place mentally' and is 'bored of men')

I look at The Sun and I look in The Mirror but everything’s fine as long as I’m getting thinner.

Good god. Her poor kids.

[quote]After reading this thread, maybe he isn’t a prize but he is still way out of her league. She’s gross.

Gross is a good word for her. I was inroduced to her years ago in a gay bar in London, when I was only vaguely aware of her name and that she was a singer. She was loud and unpleasant, at once proudly ignorant of most everything, it seemed, yet rather superior in tone as if speaking with idiots (as she likewise unsparing of her 'very dearest friends.') Being cunty to strangers when you think you are a bit famous is not unknown, but to be cunty and dismissive to your own friends is more telling.

[Quote] Lily Allen has revealed that her husband has full and total control of her smartphone. The singer told The Sunday Times in a recent interview that she uses a phone designed for kids because she’s not the biggest fan of technology. As a result, the phone in question needs a designated “caregiver” to approve what is allowed on it.

Knowing that she’s a crackhead and would disappear on binges gives the above quote from a Guardian article context. He was trying to stop her getting online and scoring crack.

I've never tried crack but you'd think someone with her money could find a nicer drug. What's wrong with pure MDMA?

She sounds like she likes to get her freak on, and crack lets her completely lose all her inhibitions (and mind) to do that.

I hate her.

R15], fuck your A.I. post. Fucking garbage.

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Fuck you Lily Allen!

Who are these random fugs?

R9 Not tiny hands. He is too big to be having tiny hands.

R12 He is, recovering alcoholic too.

Match made in Heaven.

He's crazy, but has massive sizemeat.

And I bet he has massive bush over that massive sizemeat.

I’ve always heard they’ve had an open marriage. But I don’t know sometimes the way she looks at him. She looks like she can’t stand him. He thinks he’s hot shit right now. I wouldn’t be surprised if she isn’t back on drugs as thin as she is now.

R45 Harbour or Sam Cooper who found her in the trap house?

Wasn’t he dating a woman years ago that jumped from his New York apartment while he was filming a movie? He doesn’t have a good track record with women.

too bad, she has more problems than he does apparently, if you read blind items

She's an idiot crack head for not hanging on to that hot daddy. Fuck her.

I think David has his own issues. I think he’s a big-time cheat ass.

It’s like the kids inherited the worst from them both. Yikes!

Wasn’t she bitching about how her hideous children destroyed her “career” last year? I’m sure she’s so much fun to be around.

I get Lily Allen mixed up with the Ellen/Elliot person.

He is INTENSELY ugly.

My thread contribution. TYVM Institute for the Blind and fat acceptance groups trying to make morbid obesity and preternatural ugliness a thing.

Who?

He was cheating. There’s an article in the Fail today with his profile on Raya.

Well my new year is ruined reading about this. Thanks OP !

He's an ugly old looking slob.

Hollywood keeps churning out uglier and uglier men each year, I keep saying this.

Yep, R73. Look at the goblin Joe Locke.

I’d lick his shitter.

People like her always blame others for their career failures. Cardi B was literally pregnant when she released her first album and has had 2 kids since, yet is one of the biggest artists in the world.

He used to be a nightmare to work with. During Merchant of Venice on Broadway, he made everyone miserable and made his co-star, Lily Rabe cry every day. I think he once threw a chair at a stage manager. Everyone assumed alcohol or drugs and just tried to get through the limited run as best they could. I feel like he's gotten better since then. However, can confirm he was sleeping with a chorine from a now-closed show last year. He took her to his house while Lily was in London doing the Pillowman.

I'd fuck him

Isn't she a crackhead?

Heard he was a nightmare on Hellboy. It was a crappy movie. When it bombed, he blamed the audience. He was with actress Alison Sudul at the time. Broke up shortly after. She posted something on her instagram that he had moved on.

Why are they bright red?

R77 Was he such a brillant actor they couldn't do without him and his craziness?

She seems like a narc and a horrible mother. When they did their Brooklyn house tour a couple of years ago they interacted like strangers.

AD house tour

The CDAN blind item at R45 sounded like a fevered piece of Harbour fanfic to begin with and the new story about his Raya profile reinforces that. They're both batshit but for the sake of her kids they need to split without turning it into a nasty tabloid circus.

She needs to be checked into a wellness facility. He is an asshole that knows she needs help. She has 2 young daughters that have to see all this shit. She’s starting to look like she escaped from a concentration camp.

Do keep up Running 66. Those aren't his kids.

R66

Do we really need little pop-up trivia at the bottom of the screen, like we give a shit?

He’s so handsome

Was she on booze and dope when those kids were in utero? Gawd.

David Harbour is seriously repulsive looking.

David Harbour is one of the handsomest, sexiest men ever!

He is very unattractive. Ugh.

I love him and think he’s so sexy

I agree - pretty ugly.

R92, R94 and R96 are all the same person.

he's sexy

He's gross.

r7 r59 r93 and r97 are all the same person.

I’d suck his toes

I think it’s hilarious that none of the stranger things cast was at Millie Brown’s Wedding, David included. Doesn’t he play her dad on the show.

That's a shame they're perfect for each other. They're both unlikable and crazy.

R102 PersonallyI would not invite my coworkers to my wedding—or any other party for that matter

r102 I think I saw a picture of Schnapp and Matthew Modine at it. Don't think she gets on with the rest of them.

I want to see Harbour's sizemeat.

me too

Who gets that ugly, sterile, impersonal home? They tried so hard to make him straight ..

I love the layout, but it indeed feels sterile - like psych ward

Carpet in the bathroom is disgusting.

it's very victorian

It’s getting ugly. Giving a lot of quotes about David. About his cheating. But supposedly she is broke and can’t leave him.

She needs to slap the shit out of him

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She’s becoming Sharon Osborne

He seems like a kinky dirty man slut so none of this is surprising. She must be naive. I remember watching that brownstone tour. I thought to myself, "this nest is too high concept" and would make almost any male husband or partner uncomfortable, even a gay man. David seemed to be into knowing about the design but as said above in this thread, as a passing project. Not a place to settle in. It was also a bit "luxury whore house" in vibe, a bit, just like Lily has a little bit of old expensive whore to her overly curated grooming and fashion style. I could see a man thinking she might be a wild lay but apparently not. So he was naive, too.

I’d gladly give myself as tribute for David’s kinky sex demands.

[quote] He seems like a kinky dirty man slut so none of this is surprising

Ugh, so my type. Wish he was into guys . . . ,

He is only 49? I had assumed mid 50’s

he's admitted to having had a rough youth

49??? I thought he was a decade older, at least. Yikes.

His face may announce mid 50s but his long girthy hairy cock behaves 35.

Always seemed like a strange match.

Lily tends to want to start fresh every few years, it seems. Like when she gave up singing to open some sort of shop?

She's had some great songs. I have to think she's itching to get back into music again - or maybe not.

Read her Wiki bio - her relationships, drug issues, buying female prostitutes (yes - she did), and other things sounds very much like a disorder of some kind.

bi polar. both of them. no?

And druggie messes too

Lily Allen was a crackhead? Is that what they meant by the marriage being on the rocks? If I was married to David Harbour, there is only one pipe I'd be hitting.

I agree, he's clearly hung like a horse

They are both so nasty

r127 Clearly tiny meat

I tend to think that blind item, if real, is about LA and ex-husband Sam Cooper.

Maybe it is both

She looked so healthy and happy before she married him. He thinks he’s hot shit right now because he’s in Marvel stuff, so he probably feels that he can treat people like shit. She needs to get a divorce and move on. She acts like she wants to commit suicide. Just leave him.

And I’ll take him

Why do people think they can hid a profile from their spouse?

ego.

anybody else think she might off herself? she's melting down in real time. and she's already as much as admitted she resents her kids for "ruining her career." plus she's anorexic and a crackhead.

this isn't going to end well, methinks.

legos

I remember when he was with Julia Styles - she was so lovely and down to earth. Never understood that pairing.

Julia Stiles is a Scientologist to boot.

Crack is whack

A woman that looks like a Skelton and her comments are all "yes Queen".

So deeply disturbing.

Link

r141 doesn't seem disturbing at all, actually

[quote]Julia Stiles is a Scientologist to boot.

Stiles is not a Scientologist, something she's had to repeatedly clarify because people confuse her with Erika Christensen.

Oh, my mistake!

OP- As long as HERMAN and Lily are not over

Well, I was worried she was really close to suicide at r136, and now she's checked herself into a "trauma clinic" (aka eating disorder clinic).

who pays?

Let’s pay him

R93 Thanks, David.

David looks like crap now. I don’t think I could take the cigar smell.

R15,

I remember when the Sun had a countdown ahead of Charlotte Church’s 16th birthday, when she would be able to legally consent to sex. It is a trashy paper catering to morons.

Mom’s in rehab and dad is hanging with Scar Jo. Happy New Year fug little kids, hope you have a loving nanny.

OVAH

Those poor kids.

they sure are fucked