Going To Ye Old Butt Sex Holiday Orgy Festivity In Two Hours

Zero, because the sad reality is you'll drink yourself into a stupor, j.o. to internet pron, then pass out.

Silly r1

I rarely drink and haven’t jacked off to porn in the last two days because some lucky lad will get my babies deposited in to his colon

I will report back after this night of holy night of sodomy and Yuletide cheer

I salute you OP

can I come? Promise I won't lay a hand on you

🤮. What is it? Some kind of solstice Wiccan thing with your coven?

OP have you measured your asshole diameter so you can perform a before and after size analysis?

All the cool kids are doing it now.

You’d have to screened by the hosts r4

Ate you hot and have a big dick ?

Currently on my living rooms floor, doing abs and push ups to be ready

It all sounds pretty sad OP

What, exactly, saddens you r8?

OP, it's a good thing you switched with Father Johnny to do 11am mass instead of 7am!

Not a religious person r10

I have tickets to see Gladiator 2 at noon tomorrow with and out of town. So no church, just fun.

Happy Hole-i-days!

I'm very offended and disappointed you didn't address my question OP.

This is an example of my new ergonomic metal cockring

OP, sometime tomorrow or the next day, could you give us an quick summary of your night out?

Yes, that’s the point r15

Thank you for your interest and for contributing to camaraderie of Datalounge

Last time a thread like this was started the OP vanished and we were left waiting for a report back. Don’t be like person OP. We’re invested now and want details.

Nice to see you at the datalounge, Senator Graham

Be kind and let some pathetic eldergay have a few slurps of your ergonomically augmented Tootsie Pop, OP. You needn't even touch his puny cocklet.

It IS Christmas after all. Follow the spirit of Jesus!

*sigh*

meeemmm-riireess.....

Lucky she.

It's all bed knobs and broomsticks here.

It just sounds so desperate and sad to try and maintain some kind of joy and envy in others by trashing your body and psyche. Yeah I said it. Those days are really over.

So how did it go, OP? Were the guys hot or just meh?

R23, you misspelled “meth”.

Sounds like a fun night OP, would like some details

Congratulations to whomever left R22 off of the Holiday Orgy Festivity guest list.

Love you OP. A mercenary after my own heart.

There were a lot of hot guys there…some ugly ones too

My evening did not go as planned

A kind friend, who is super hot and super crazy, salvaged my night

I’ll write a more detailed synopsis later, I must prepare for my out of town friends arrival

I’ve been reminded by one of my fans that I didn’t tell the story of the Christmas season orgy.

Your boy did not have a great night.

When I arrived at the house, the fog machine (yes… the hosts had a fog machine) was blowing tuned up to 11, and you could not see anything that was more than 3 feet in front of your face. If I hadn’t been there before, I would not have known where anything was. There were a lot of joy guys there, including some out of towners to visit their families. I counted four minor OF models.

I took a 100 mg viagra before I went in. Only thing was, I was sneezing due to allergies and also took 3 tabs of real Sudafed. Real Sudafed acts directly contrary to Viagra. And before a high school educated DL poster tells me that Sudafed and Viagra don’t mix, I had it confirmed by my MD doctor neighbor who I fucked on Christmas Eve in his home gym on his work out bench. I couldn’t get it up. Oh the horrors in being in an orgy, having a big dick and not being able to get it up. This hot guy who was a stranger wanted to fuck me. He enjoyed it, and I enjoyed it. But I wasn’t totally clean. My Imodium and douching protocol had failed me for me for the first time ever in an orgy. I took another 100 mg Viagra. Still no luck.

I made my good byes and split. I got several texts afterwards from fuck buds saying that they were concerned about me not being myself (topping ferociously). Which was touching It’s nice to know that I am thought of kindly.

I went home, hosed out my filth trench and.texted this super hot but super crazy Brazilian hair influencer that had only bottomed for me previously and said “could you help a bother out?” “Sim papi…get over here”. And he fucked me convincingly and I took his crazy babies home in my ass.

It was a humbling night, but inward and upward. 2025 is going to be great year for raw butt sex.

Sure, Jan.

This is funny fiction. Thanks for the laughs, OP!

Disease spreaders

As always, I tell the truth about my sexual experiences on DL, because what would be the point in telling fictions on an anonymous website r31?

At least you can’t accuse anyone there of lookism.

I’m glad I’m not a sleazy whore

OP Straight home, next time, yeah?

"I tell the truth about my sexual experiences on DL, because what would be the point in telling fictions on an anonymous website [R31]?"

And I'm here to tell you that every damn week I wait with baited breath to get my vicarious thrills in your sexual escapades and dalliances, OP.

R32 Prep and doxy pep gramps. It’s 2024 and medical science is a miracle.

R37 thank you for reading my thread and commenting on it. 🙏🏼. It’s nice to know that my contributions to DL are appreciated.

Whore read about all of the drug resistant disease our community is spreading right now in LA.

Your prep and doxy shit won’t help

Link to your hysteria r39?

And your medical qualifications for your bitter and envious statement r40?

It’s 2024. Gay sex is all about joy and not about shame.

Thrilled that you returned with the update. Brings back memories, even the part about showing up with no mojo in the tank, happens sometimes, no biggie. Climb right back on that horse cowboy and we look forward to hearing all about your sexploits in 2025. Don't stop being you!

I hope you are not pregnant, dear.

Brings back memories of Sodom and Gomorrah.

My partner plunged the hot crazy Brazilian sperm with his big fat 8 incher out of my ass when he returned r43

The human penis is designed to roto router out the sperm of a rival.

Human beings are biologically meant to have group sex.