Luigi displays fresh new look at extradition hearing

crazy guys are usually hawt fucks

Let me punish that bad boy, instead. No need for incarceration on the tax payers' dime. I will make sure he never hurts any fat rich guys who make horrible policies that harm average Americans ever again.

He's so cute, I don't think he did it.

They allowed him to wear street clothes to the hearing. It's so sad that we can't get photos of every ensemble.

I've been practicing my "I'm a playuh but I'm not playin'" look for three fucking years, since I hurt my back.

Jail cut

The truly beautiful people always have it tougher. It would be so American to just railroad him into prison. Look what the "justice" system did to Chris Watts.

Lipstick on a pig.

American hero

Was this perp walk posted anywhere?

I dunno. To me he looks like Norman Bates’ evil brother.

I guess I missed it, has he said yet why he did it?

IFHH

His eyebrows are in dire need of some plucking/grooming. They are so huge and bushy.

They’re a real man’s eyebrows r14

Heroes don’t fuck with getting their eyebrows groomed

He doesn’t take a bad picture.

In a prison jumpsuit, that’s an achievement.

Luigi, you...better...WERK! 🎶

Love his brows. I hate it when men have lady brows.

Which male celebrities have “lady brows”?

R7 Imagine him and Chris Watts. In the showers.

R15 is correct, they might manscape, tho.

God, you guys are going to start a new thread every time Luigi farts.

R22 - And you point is . . . ?!?

We'll be back to talking about Orange Jesus 24-7 soon enough, R22.

At least this guy is hot as hell.

R22, can’t wait!

Mmmmm…. Luigi’s farts….

Fill me with your hot load.

Hey

I am trying to get people to watch Josh's stand-up on this issue. Not only does Josh ping he specifically addresses the thrist trap that Luigi has become.

I agree, R22, but this is The DL, it happens all the time with these hysterical queens.

Is Josh as hot as Luigi? Don't lie, I'll down vote his video if he's fug.

"Luigi will be held in MDC Brooklyn -- the notorious NYC jail currently home to Diddy -- while awaiting trial, CNN reports."

Is that a step up or down from Rikers and Weinstein?

[quote]IFHH

ISHC. Let's double-team him.

Someone make AI naughty pics for us. I’m too lazy.

R31, I don’t have personal experience in those facilities or that state, but based on what I have seen, I would say both sites are two sides of the same coin. Both uniquely horrific but in their own ways. The pros/cons are different, and both are sheer hell.

Would love to hear from NYers or anyone who has been in either facility with first-hand knowledge. Workers often know more than lawyers FYI. CO’s know the most, and yes, many of them are very scary people.

Younger than springtime ... and twice as EXCITING!

What does CO possess?

Know ledge of everything about the culture — the politics, who has power, who is dealing, who is in love. Some CO’s are on the sides of inmates, some are their enemy. But they are always the best sources of info on what it’s like inside, aside from the inmates themselves of course.

He will be well taken care of no matter where he is. They want to make an example of his. I think the Brooklyn and downtown Manhattan houses of detention are very different from Rikers. The high profile suspects/convicts go to these places..Bernie Madoff, Larry Epstein, Gisele and, now, Luigi.

[quote]Luigi displays fresh new look at extradition hearing

Younger than springtime and *twice* as exciting!

R39, are you also R35?

No, r40, I'm an echo.

I think he is pounding Mayor Adams up the ass as we speak.

R22 Luigi is perfect and doesn’t fart

Bitch stole my act.

Yes, R40. And DRUNK.

very few

[quote]His eyebrows are in dire need of some plucking/grooming

Those /are/ groomed. There isn’t a hair out of place.

What message are the feds trying to send with this ott shit? Why are they making him walk with 25 armed guards for the longest perp walk ever?

Bitch stole MY act.

Luigi is all groomed and shaved. Looks good.

FREE Luigi!

Datalounge queens who thinks he’s hot 🥵 and stuff are hurting.

He’s totally average looking. The Long Island pizza 🍕 guy was VERY good looking.

Like you’re an arbiter of any taste r52

You would absolutely die if Luigi would deign to allow you 30 seconds to touch that spicy Italian sausage

LI pizza guy WISHES he looked like this

Look man. Go fuck the LI pizza guy yourself if he's all that and leave us alone about him. I mean, what has he done for *us* lately? He hasn't presented hole. He hasn't delivered us free pizzas. He hasn't taken out any corrupt CEOs.

Luigi is pretty *and* useful.

He could smuggle a small tablet or lrge smartphone up that snozz into the clink.

there's a line around the block waiting for conjugal visits. they're making people go in two at a time to speed things up.

Orange is a tough color to pull off for anyone, but I think Anna Wintour and Diana Vreeland would agree he did it with aplomb.

Luigi is truly America's Top New Murderer.

Josh Johnson had a hilarious bit about this dude being so photogenic.

It's at the 39:48 mark.

Hey dipshit r59

Stop trying to make this Josh Johnson video

You got no response on your individual video thread and you’ve got no takers on your link.

Read the room retard

[quote]r7 The truly beautiful people always have it tougher. It would be so American to just railroad him into prison. Look what the "justice" system did to Chris Watts.

HotTopPop never even got a TRIAL! They just threw the book at him and shoved him behind bars.

Unbelievable!

r60 What the hell are you talking about? This is my first time posting this bit on DL.

The multiple Luigi threads are overtaking the multiple Trump threads. This should make the "Oh look, another Trump thread" trolls happy.

Did you watch the Josh Johnson video, r60? It was actually pretty funny. And true.

Gee, r63, who wouldn't rather watch Luigi than Trump?

R49, Clearly the "message" is that LE exists to protect and defend the rich.

indeed

Do it for the family! Luigi!

How many cops does it take to escort one handcuffed man to court?

insanity, the WTC bombers didn't get this treatment

R68 this is such a great picture, composition and color wise. It’s like Jesus Christ being led to Golgatha by some Old Master.

insanity

I'm an atheist, but I would worship every inch of him.

R68, It all depends.

R70, Accidental Renaissance.

Every lawyer on TV has pointed out how extremely unusual (and transparently cyncial) the federal charges are. It's like the powers that be are going out of the way to remind the peasants who the government works for.

Insane

R10, I didn't see that earlier. That is hilarious.

Thanks, R74, that is exactly the picture I had in mind and could not pinpoint.....Jesus in an orange robe is very rare.

I've been to Vidal Sassoon...

If he plays his cards right he can use that pigsnout of his to sniff for coke when they do prisoner searches.

[quote] He’s totally average looking. The Long Island pizza 🍕 guy was VERY good looking.

He was good looking but not “drop dead gorgeous” as all the DLers like to say.

R4 that the first time I’ve ever seen someone serve cunt in a courtroom sketch

at least they left him get a fresh cut before the perp walk,

Jesus Christ though. You'd think he shot the fucking president looking at all those armed guards following him.

I think he's going to "commit suicide" before the trial. the !% really has it out for him and are getting pissed that the American public overwhelmingly supports him;.

Martyr Luigi is MUCH more powerful than live convicted Luigi r84

He doesn’t know the perverted sexual secrets of the 1% unlike Jeffrey Epstein

the psychotics who are running this anti-Luigi media circus have no idea how real people actually think and feel. it's why they're so often mistaken for lizards by the lesser-educated.

R74 here, just to point out some similar details beyond clothing color and arrest situation:

The 2 men facing Luigi (to our left) match the 2 men facing Jesus.

The top backgrounds are in grays.

The 3 globes bottom left Luigi photo are counterparts to the 3 heads bottom left Jesus painting.

[quote]real people actually think and feel

You pro-Luigi folks assume much with your belief that you have thoughts and feelings.

Fuck off

I didn't ask what the retarded thought, R88. Hush.

[quote] Martyr Luigi is MUCH more powerful than live convicted Luigi

If you strike him down he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

indeed

My, my. R89 and R90 are quite the delicate hot house flowers. I'll try to be careful next time I accurately describe you.

eat shit

Aww. R94's widdle feewings are still hurted!

And another thread goes to hell.

What's the problem R96? Afraid to open one of the three hundred other threads you incel losers have started about that pignosed nobody?

R95, my feelings are fine, but i hate cunts like you

r68 They all want to make their boyfriends jealous by saying they stepped out with Luigi.

And, R98? Say something that matters to me next time.

You're such an expert on life, R100. You're such an astounding individual. The world really really needs you.

Luigi made it happen. Luigi faced the music

R101 your opinion means nothing to me.

R103 um why do you keep bumping these Luigi threads if you hate them so much?

simply shut the fuck up.

R104, as I stated at R97 why are YOU still in this thread?

Go to your neutral corners, boys.

Sam Bankman-Fried is in the same jail as Diddy and Luigi

He's a superstar.

Will he be able to do modeling jobs from behind bars? Or is that profiting from a crime?

I sure hope so