Wet dreams later in life

That is you pissing the bed. You need a Depend.

I’ve never had one in my life.

r2, the correct response is:

Well I never in all my life!

I’m with R2 — never had one.

That honey Adam Huber is a wet dream

I’ve had erotic dreams where I nearly (in my dream, anyway) cam close to orgasm but sadly I always woke up, hot and bothered but too sleepy to do anything about it.

Last one was probably when I was 13 or so.

OP, 100% you are not having true wet dreams past 40.

Eight years ago I had an Alien abduction dream and I woke up jizzing my shorts, on all fours, groaning, “Fuck me” “Fuck Me”.

Those invisible ET penises really hit the prostate the best.

Even on the rare occasion I have sex within a dream the climax does not result in a wet dream. Even when I was a kid.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Before I started jerking off it happened all the time. I would wash my underwear and throw them in the washer

I only had one when I was 13, but I had already been jerking off by then.

IIRC, I would have to go at least three weeks without ejaculating (while awake) before having a wet dream.

My BF (of the last 40 years) is black, but I've been having dreams of classic young WASP-y guys who didn't interest me when I was younger.

I've never had one.

I've had tons of sex dreams, but I've never cum as a result and it really pisses me off. I've actually had dreams where I know, in the dream, that all I want to do is cum from the dream and I still don't.

The Wet Dream Sex God hates me.

23

I'm 33 and it happens roughly once a year. I'll fall asleep, roll over on my stomach, get hard, flex my dick against the mattress until I cum. The dream is usually about me jacking off and really wanting to cum but not being able to get there. The orgasm definitely takes longer than normal because I'm spurting out small amounts of cum at a time.

I'm 55 and I still have them, but only if I go a while without jerking off. They kind of piss me off honestly, because I wake up with cum all over the place and I'd rather just be able to roll over and go to sleep. But alas.

I’m 62 and never had one, ever.

Once in my life.

I'm with R2.

You dudes who say they NEVER had one are weird. Or fucked up in prostate.

r18 If you're asleep, how the hell would you know how long it lasts? Idiot.

I had one when I was a teenage....still remember it to this day. I was with black guys in a hot tub which was odd.

I grew up in a small town with no black people. Must have been something I saw on TV. HMMM it might be from Sandford and Sons. It may have been because of Lamont Snadford's super tight (leaving nothing to the imagination) jeans.

Bigot

I've had exactly ONE, my entire life. And I'm 71. Another of life's vagaries.

I think I was a teenager. I miss wet dreams although they can be traumatizing when the other person in the dream is a relative.

You were sleeping in a hot tub, R25? Otherwise, your post is totally irrelevant.

Thank you that was very detailed and informative R18.

Wake up in a gooey jizzy mess.

Maybe thirteen?

... Interesting how many said thirteen

I never did, probably because I jacked off as often as possible from the moment I figured out how. Don't think my balls ever went more than 36 hours before a release. At 13 of course (with a nod to R33)

I’ve had two. One when I was about 19 and one in my early 30s. Like most commenters above I’ve had many ‘almost’ dreams but can never seem to actually blow in my sleep no matter how much I want to in my dream.

In my late 30s / early 40s I did a few homo erotic massage programs with Body Electric. They want you to not ejaculate during the program, to retain and build your eros energy and tantra and to expand your sense of the erotic beyond j/o, and all that.

I complied and it did add something to the experience. And if you're attracted to hot humpy midlife guys, which I am... it was a challenge. If ever I was going to have a wet dream in my adult years, it would have happened in my dorm assigned bed at one of those Body Electric workshops because I was so horned up from feet to head. But it never happened.

I had a few when I was still in my 30s and it wasn't really linked to how long it had been since I last 'released'.

I hated them because I'd invariably have them at about 3am and the last thing I wanted to do when I was all sleepy was to get up and clean myself up/change my boxers especially if it was a cold night.

I’ve also never had one, but I have occasionally had erotic dreams that woke me up and I “took care of it”.

Hypothesis: Guys who have never had a piss shiver also have never had a wet dream.

Prove or disprove.

No.

I've only ever had one, when I was in my early 20s.

If I'm ever having erotic dreams I usually wake up just before the action is about to start.

I hate my subconscious.

R41, same here, always wake up before it gets interesting.

R40 = piss shiver-less

What is a piss shiver?

^^ Someone tell Clue-less what a piss shiver is. I have to get ready for work.

Never mind. So sorry to have troubled anyone. I looked it up as I suppose I should have before I had the audacity to ask.

Mea culpa.

Pee shiver(?), you uncontrollably shake when you urinate?

That sounds like a side effect, you should talk to your doctor about that.

And leave an extra tip for housekeeping this holiday season.

Good Lord. Go on and jerk yourself off every once in a while and you won't mess the sheets.

I've had only a couple and they were in my 30s.

I only had one. It was the greatest feeling, as I was waking up one morning when I was 11 or 12. Nothing came out.

Prince Andrew apparently did (and why with all of Epstein’s underage poon?) as the maids complained about the state of the sheets and the sticky Kleenex scattered about.

I'm bring this thread back to life because I had a wet dream this morning. I'm 39. I was around 12 years old the last time it happened. Back then, I didn't know what is was. All I knew was it felt good and when it did happen, I wanted it to last as long as possible. Oh, and they were mostly "dry." Like others have said, I've had plenty of erotic dreams, but always woke up before anything happened. Since then, I've been a horndog who didn't go more than three or four days without jerking off.

Flash forward to now: I haven't had a 'release' in the last month or so, the longest period without since puberty. I just didn't feel like doing it lately, but still had the occasional morning boners and a little edging here and there, but nowhere to completion. I had a dream that I was fucking somebody, thrusting in and out, really feeling it. And I kept going, harder and harder and then I came in the dream, which never happens, but that woke me up. Felt like it did when I was younger, but this time I had to shower because my briefs were drenched. I was aggravated, thinking I'm way too old for this and what the hell is going on with my body. Might be a sign to never go that long without a good 'ol wank.

I've never disclosed details of my masturbatory habits anywhere else but here, so I guess I'm more comfortable on the DL than I thought. It does feel better when you know something happening to you has happened to others as well.

Not since I was 14. Once I started regularly masturbating, they stopped.

Let me take a moment to say they were absolutely fabulous . .

Once. I was over 40 then, too.

I was awake the other coupla’ thousand times.

I remember the bemused response from my parents when I, a young teenager, innocently reported a wet dream.

I had one last week (53 y/o). Haven’t jo’d in ages. I freaked out that I’d pissed myself. But I went into clean up and it was cum.

While I've had a partner for 30+ years, we no longer have sex. I still masturbate and never have wet dreams. EXCEPT when we go on long vacations. I don't jerk off when we're travelling together, and after a week or so, I'll have sex dream where I cum in the dream, and then wake up to find proof of success. As an eldergay, I find this amusing and kind of sweet - it's like I'm an adolescent again.

About 89. I was surprised, it had been years. Like from college years!

But you look 39!

OP is creepy.

^incel^