Am I scaring guys away with my appearance?

Yes. That’s why it’s a good think you can afford rent boys with all your money. Otherwise you’d never get laid.

All the money in the world - and yet...

He's got nice teeth - that's all I've got.

He looks like a pre-WWI Prussian Junker after a duel with a journalist who linked him to the Liebenberg Round Table. All he needs is a monocle.

Being a full time nasty Bast*rd makes you ugly, inside and out.

Cacaw

Cash blindness, Peter.

You have other assets.

Peter, the Vaseline goes on the lens, not your face!

Thiel is one buccal fat removal short of being the crypt keeper. He's the proof that ugliness too shines from within.

How many planes are there for those planar facelifts?

Fucking Frankenstein’s monster looking motherfucker.

My fucking eyes!

The forehead Botox creates a shiny look. Can’t explain the rest of that hideous face, other than him getting the face he deserves.

His cranial elongation therapy seems to be working.

He's three teeth and an aligned eye socket away from being the twin of Sloth from THE GOONIES.

"THEIL LOVE TWINK!"

Looks like facial wasting.

He wouldn't be so horrible with:

eyebrows

a less severe less nazi haircut

mattifying face cream

All that money and this is the best he can do with that face.

I think his skin looks dewy and lovely. Is he using my recommended skin care routine?

It looks like they broke his cheekbones or something.

Why no, you are my type.

Peter is very sweet and a very remarkable romantic.

He uses alot of Botox but needs some filler and Retin A/Sunscreen

His best bet would be Sculptra-

Even the blind guys are scared away.

Why hasn’t he had his ears pinned back?

He’s a social deviant

He needs some acne meds.

Or are those smallpox scars? French pox? Both?

A Last days face I would say…

He looks like he spread Mop & Glo on his face.

It's not your appearance, Cheryl.

Can't place the face but the ass hole looks familiar.

He’s even uglier on the inside

Looks like a pig's turd dipped in lard.

R25 Funny how that one ear sticks out even further than the other one just like the one on his Uncle Werner, the Nazi collaborator.

That’s the face of AIDS.

[quote] Looks like facial wasting.

Now I wonder if the blood transfusions were some kind of experimental treatment to cure him of HIV.

I'm surprised he never had an otoplasty or some other cosmetic procedure on those ears.

JAR HEAD

Put him in an SS uniform and he'd fit right in at Dachau or Buchenwald. Probably personality wise, as well.

Foul.

So Dewey!

It's that Deep State AI glow that all sentient beings crave

He looks like a rotten yam accessorized with pressed-in Roy Cohn eyeballs and coated in salad dressing. Revolting.

He looks like he just wiped his face with a pork chop

Elaine Benes: I got news for you. Peter Thiel would make them all run up a tree.

Nick Denton probably gets a good laugh in these threads.

He looked worse in high school.

Peter, I think you look great! No need to change anything at all! You're sooooo handsome

Stevie Wonder wept.

He looks if a Nazi SS officer had acid thrown in his face

I don’t believe the stories about the dead rent boys or blood transfusions.

I don’t think this guy has ever had sex. I’m not trying to shame him here. All jokes aside, not everyone wants sex, and I just don’t get that vibe here with this gentleman.

Oh, he wants sex alright

KEPT? Oh 🦌.

Heinous

He plans on being frozen after death. He said in his Atlantic interview that he hopes people in the future will unfreeze him

Why would they? Why would people in the future want to unfreeze a billionaire who loves authoritarianism? I think it was a very revealing moment. He really has no idea what a drain on society he is.

Jeff Thomas was gorgeous. Who do you think was the top and the bottom R51?

^ Jeff was allegedly a power bottom, I think there was some gossip at lpsg about a video going around of Jeff getting plowed by a bunch of guys at Coachella

Sounds hot R56!

Because well-preserved meat will be hard to find after the apocalypse

If his family tree had branches I'd say he hit all of the ugly ones on the way down.

Honey, he’s looking more like beef jerky than a steak.

If only he had tricked with Luigi...

Resembles this guy if his face was melting

R51, guess I haven’t been keeping up on how this guy actually lives.

I also watched the Piers Morgan interview almost to its entirety, & realized he looks like bloviating drug addict who took a break in order to do the interview, & get right back to his chem-sex par-tay.

He looks heinously ugly

Can one of his twinks recommend a better haircut?

Give him glasses and he's the melting face Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Remember the days when Nazis were the bad guys? Now we love them because MAGA!

When the face matches the soul…

Was his photo used to torture the prisoners of WW2 concentration camps?

I'm spying on all of you! Ha ha, bitches!

A face only a mother could love.

^ Or a twink who's desperate for cash

The “hair style” doesn’t help.

If you shaved down Lyle Lovett and coated him with Vaseline