Tasteful Friends, what do we think?

"These are my dolls. I,ve been collecting them for years."

That's a hoarder.

Outside looks like a funeral home so I'm not even going to look inside.

Is it a former school or something? Why do the rooms have strangely characterless shapes??

That place looks like it reeks of cat piss and mildew.

That needs a sinkhole.

[quote] Outside looks like a funeral home

Or a mosque. All that's missing is a minaret.

All that's missing is Knotty Pine!

The bathrooms and the kitchen look section 8- VERY low end. It’s a very large low end house.

I have never seen such a collection of ugly stuff. Plates on the bathroom walls! The Zillow summary states: "This home is ready for your personal touches, offering immense potential to create your ideal living space." Where????

[quote]Where????

The dump.

New Port Richey is filled with hillbillies. It's the Akron of Florida.

The psychosis is thick in that house.

And what the hell is in those plastic storage "sheds" everywhere on the property? More dolls?

And the realtor's description is priceless bullshit. But it's popular - I'm guessing for one reason or another - it has over 700 saves.

That looks like a hoarder or some kind of distribution center. There's really have nowhere to sit except the kitchen. No lawn or landscaping? Ugly as shit on the outside. Utterly charmless. One of the ugliest ever posted.

I just can't imagine a scenario where that exterior will look good in a non-gimmicky way.

R14 nailed it.

Why is there a computer chair in the bathroom?

It's obvious there is no staging this house; it looks like a stager took one look and said "Fuck it; I'm out."

Geez, OP. I'm going through a pretty dire depression right now, so thanks for posting that listing, because it made me realize things can always be worse, much, much worse.

If I had to live in that house I wouldn't know how to face the future.

This is the house you wake up in after your drink is dosed - -

doesn't John Travolta live in New Port Richey?

Just burn it down and start over.

R20

Or, if you've died. And been bad.

No, R21 -- he lives in my county (Marion), in a development for people with planes called JumboLair.

There's some beautiful motorcycle riding out that way.

My suggestion.

Horses And Jets Together!!

I want every single lamp.

Didn’t Assad just flee from this dump?

Those are lolly collumns reinforcing the stair way.

They had some heavy shit upstairs at one point.

My town has a Days Inn that looks just like this.