VPL 2025

Previous thread.

I do not have a pic but I was just at an upscale grocery store. A young guy in his late 20s and his girlfriend were picking up a few things. He was in in gray joggers. I caught a glimpse of the bulge and decided to circle back. Then what luck I had, they passed me again two more times. I played it cool (is you can call grabbing the Jean Nate and splashing that on my presented hole). But that cock of his looked like it was plumped. It sat fat and long over his nuts so protruded quite a bit. I'm surprised she'd let him out like that. They were not trashy people. Unlike me all splayed out in the frozen foods aisle in a puddle of after bath splash.

Sweatpants are now accepted attire for almost everyone and everywhere in public now unfortunately. The upside is that boys and men of all ages get to display their nice cocks.

OP - you could at least have found a new pic for this thread. Very lazy.

R4, that's been the mascot, and I took the effort to start this thread to begin with, you stupid, ungrateful cunt.

Anyone else getting a broken link message for recently posted imgbb links?

Nope

Pictures! We need fucking pictures!

Oh Canada

Jonas

Italia

Arizona State

[quote]Sweatpants are now accepted attire for almost everyone and everywhere in public now unfortunately. The upside is that boys and men of all ages get to display their nice cocks.

Yes, and any guy who goes out in sweat pants WITHOUT UNDERWEAR knows exactly what he's doing.

Walking thru JFK Terminal 4 yesterday one would think it had been invaded… there were commandos everywhere!

There is VPL. You're BLIND. It's snaking down Luigi's right (to our left) behind the white horizontal stripe.

referring to this

I think you're right, R15, but sometimes it really is difficult to tell a VPL from a crease in whatever garment a guy is wearing.

i have an eye trained over 50 years. when i was a boy i was obsessed with packages and in the 60s and 70s they were often captivatingly detailed. im sure some other geezers remember the vpl opulence of the times

The VPL on bros now is absurd. Almost all of them like to show VPL as if it were cleavage.

absurd in a good way, right? Extravagant VPL was so standard, once. Sheesh my public school teachers were walking anatomy lessons.

Yep, r20, I can confirm. I hate the ‘70s from all aesthetic points of view, but loved the way men’s pants lifted and pushed out balls and cocks. I still remember being mesmerized by my history teacher’s enormous bulge as he walked around the room as he taught. Then the ‘80s happened, and vpl became a rarity.

That boy takes care of himself

Chad White

Justin Timberlake

Olympic Swimmer

Love all the VPLs!

the more realistic original

Thanks, R31. The original is quite impressive in itself, and didn't need to be doctored :-)

The original is avg and to be expected at least.

[quote] The original is quite impressive in itself, and didn't need to be doctored :-)

Agreed. The original vs the fake one is the difference between sexy and obscene.

Excuse me, being obscene is a thing, you know.

It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny day ...

skinny hung prototype

A nice strong backlight from the sun. Mother Nature provides again.

r9/r10 and others. Let's reiterate - a crease is not VPL. A bulge is not VPL.

Seeing an actual outline of penis/penis head is VPL.

Carry on.

r15/r16 You're an idiot.

That looks like a vagina R27.

R26 looks like that OF’s scammer who uses a silicone cock extender.

There is some protrusion and maybe even some evidence of a VPL, but it's not easy to see.

I agree about Timberlake. Looks like he's showing his vulva bulge.

R36 is pretty

Those pics at R36 and R38 are really hot, because I've never seen VPL produced by that effect before. Although I guess, in this case, it would be more accurate to call it VPS for visible penis silhouette :-)

Not an once of fat on that man. His testosterone must be through the roof, as well.

I like that guy's trim body too, R47, but I've never heard that one's weight is related to testosterone count.

Rudolph Valentino, 1924

The obviously faked ones, like R51, are not hot.

I'd like to see the original of that, which is probably much sexier.

R52 Yeah, those and the AI generated ones.

At R49 his cheekbones are more mesmersing than his cute VPL.

R51 is probabyl fake but I've blissfully met a few mega hung guys in my former life as the whore of Babylon.

R55's meat is coiled like a python waiting for prey.

I love sleeping college guys at airports! Invariably, they pop boners. I guess when I was that age, I popped boners all the time as well.

Pietro Boselli, cross-posted from the Pietro Boselli thread.

David Corenswet

Looks like Corenswet wears no underwear. A pair of tightly whities or boxer briefs would help with that. That horse needs to be put in the corral.

Yum R60!

[quote]That horse needs to be put in the corral.

That honestly looks like a vagina R62.

Agree with R64. Maybe it would look better if we could see more of the image for contexts.

Luke Evans

R65, here's the full image, which is at the Reddit link at R61.

^ camel toe

That doesn't really help.

[quote] ^ camel toe

No, it's a moose knuckle. Camel toes are what females have.

It 100% looks like a vagina R67. Not attractive in any way.

I am SO tired of this thread popping up every time I sign in. It's a bellybutton; get over it!

Corenswet looks like he's wearing a Depend Leak Guard that's misaligned.

[quote]Camel toes are what females have.

yes Rose

Walking to the car...

If you've got it, flaunt it.

Intact penis VPL

R77, what do you mean by "intact?" To me, the line of the glans is quite clearly visible and clearly denotes that the guy is cut.

^^Intact means the man has not been mutilated, and in this case despite seeing the line of the glans..

Doubtful he's cut. He's footy coach Jose Mourinho, born in Portugal where the rate of circumcision is under 1%. Maybe he's just one of those guys whose natural foreskin doesn't exceed the coronal sulcus. (Level 1 in chart below.)

[quote] "With the foreskin not exceeding the coronal sulcus" means that the foreskin of the penis naturally rests at the level of the coronal sulcus, which is the groove at the base of the glans penis, and does not extend beyond it; essentially indicating a normal, non-phimotic condition where the foreskin can be retracted to reveal the glans without significant difficulty.

Porn star Giorgio Canali had an uncut talleywhacker just like level II at R80. I'm not a big fan of uncut guys but that kind I find hot. It's the ones where the foreskin is so long it hangs off the head like a dead lizard tail that I find disgusting.

Pedro Pascal's boyfriend, composer Brandon Cambel, seems to be showing a little VPL...

R82 Yes, look at his fingers. I am sensing a big knob there.

Good for Pedro.

Pedro is in great shape again. He was getting flabbby.

[quote] indicating a normal, non-phimotic condition where the foreskin can be retracted to reveal the glans without significant difficulty.

So the proper kind of uncut dick.

Those aren’t classic big dick hands R83 but he does have BDF to a degree.

Rasslin'

Big and little dolphins.

^ Now those are proper VPLs.

Damn, dolphin #7 is handsome!

^That's Jason Sanders.

Big boy.

Thanks, R92!!

Kenny Picket

I thought football players wore cups just like baseball players.

The cup is something that has disappeared in modern sports. The only athletes who might wear a cup regularly today would be a baseball catcher and hocky goalie.

R97 catch-up. The NFL went woke for the gay a while back. They got the idea from NCAA wrestling and world cycling and rowing. 🫣😘

Lacrosse players wear all kinds of protective gear, including cups.

The better to create more ball sweat!

More fun on the metro

Bump

...and the winner is...

I'm sure this is photoshopped, but it's nice thinking that an ordinary guy like this will be so popular.

Buddy checks out his pal...

Nick Bosa.

Joey Bosa.

Bros now show VPL like male cleavage. Sluts.

Some Australian morning show TV presenter.

yes we CAN

I really enjoiy these VPL threads because when they're real, they're so sexy. I was just thinking the other day how sexy nudity was when the internet was young, before everybody figured out how to monetize amateur (read real life) nudity. I remember I used to dial up a website by some exhibitionist who lived near Black's Beach in San Diego. He just photographed himself nude there, constantly. So sexy. That genuine, natural, show off nudity of the old days... it was sexy and I miss it. Nothing is real anymore.

Arthur Chatto, Princess Margaret's grandson.

he's built really well

Family Feud or Family Dick?

That's excellent R117!

Kathie Lee must have been so proud!

Beach VPL

Tom Hiddleston

VPL when it's "unintentional" is hot.

Purposely posing in clothes and positions intended to show VPL is comical. It's for people to chicken to show full peen.

[quote] to chicken to show full peen

Oh, dear, R122.

And yes, dear, we've heard that position repeated here ad nauseam.

JJ Watt

He;s got a nice rack

JJ Watt gets ripped...and even more gorgeous.

Did anyone watch Dave Chappelle's opening monologue on SNL? He was wearing a tight-fitting suit, and the VPL was on overdrive.

Give it a few minutes...

More JJ Watt VPL.

R127. Yes, I saw Chappelle's VPL. on SNL. You couldn't help look.

totally, Was he freeballin'? I hadda beat off!

While this is not real VPL, you gotta admit that's pretty impressive. Even with a lot of lube, that's gonna hurt!

Unfortunately, the Dave Chappelle VPL was attached to Dave Chappelle. I find him repulsive.

There's an easy solution to that.

Adam Rose's tasty VPL in a Halloween costume.

Sweaty sweat pants.

That pic at R135 is one of the hottest in this thread, because (a) the guy is so beautiful, and (b) the VPL looks very natural, unplanned and not photoshopped.

[quote]the VPL looks very natural, unplanned and not photoshopped.

R136, what can I say...

John Ritter - on network tv no less.

TJ Watt

On a ratio of jpegs to hung, TJ Watt has a serious trade imbalance, doesn't he?

Lavender briefs.

What's the situation at r142?

Anyone doing a selfie of themselves with VPL has to know what's happening down there.

"OMG! I just took a selfie of myself and was so embarrassed when I discovered that there was VPL. I HAD NO IDEA!!!"

Argentine footballer, Marcos Rojo.

Joe Biden

Well, THAT ruined the thread R146.

r142, that is hot as fuck

Vintage: Leo Ford

VPL in motion.

Italian rugby player, Tommy Menoncello, stripping off his shorts and tossing them into the crowd.

Video not available

Nice ruler

Benson Boone (from another thread)...

Ding dong

The guy at R154 ... Geez, there's so many real and good wrestler dick prints out, there why does someone have to inflate things to be so obviously fake?

I know it's fake, but I like 154 better than the original...

We all do, R157.

The inflated ones are laughable and read big joke instead of sexy. No thanks.

Philadelphia Eagles' AJ Brown

At the park ....

Requires adjustment

Theo James

^^^If only that white suit was wet, like the VPL at OP.

When Greg Norman took his dog for a walk on the beach.

^ Crikey.

That dog knows a bone when he sees one.

More Greg Norman.

Greg's backside still looks pretty good too ....

^^^^that's sort of a cool novelty shower which would be fun if staying at a resort hotel.

In real life, I'd hate to clean all that glass and bathing is not a spectator sport, so no need to be in a display case like I'm a gigantic Lladro figurine.

As seen on Tik Tok ...

More fun at the shopping mall ... yes, a shopping mall!

I wonder what the woman on the escalator is looking at?

More fun walking the dogs.

Do you think he knew his outfit was that tight?

Honestly, don't you find that sometimes the suggestion of dick and a hot body is way hotter than one stripped naked?

Nice eaglet on that Eagle.

[quote]Do you think he knew his outfit was that tight?

Given that poofy little Paris Hilton dog he's carrying, I'd say yes.

Guy selling watermelons.

How could dude NOT know his painted-on outfit was tightly plastered to every inch of him below the neck? He sure doesn't look like he could be suffering from leprosy.

R136 that was my exact reaction. Holy fuck is that dude a stud. What do we know about him?

Vintage VPL ... Gay actor, David Manners (born Rauff de Ryther Duan Acklom), who left the biz in 1936 when he was still in demand. .. He met playwright, Frederic William Mercer, in 1948 and the couple lived together up in the Mojave desert for 30 years until Mercer's death in 1978.

Oh, that one could smell the cookies from across the ocean.

I don't think he likes wearing underwear.

^^photoshopped

Really?

Clearly.

If you were going to photoshop a semi into a picture wouldn’t you make it fatter?

No—you’d make the head too obvious…as here.

Why make it just blah though?

Like a lot of instahos, the guy at R184 (Julien Pop) might *enhance* things in photos, but in leaked OF videos, he's not exactly small. In the video (link below), he's doing a jerk off collab with another guy. He's the guy on the right, and based on his size, I could easily see him freeballing in his sweat pants with a hard on pushed down and not look too different than how he appears in the photo above. - jmho

You'd think Ukrainian twinks would have more pressing matters at the moment.

Rapha is a security guard in Madrid.

And when he's not a security guard, is he a paid whore, R193? He looks it.

Estonian heptathlete, Rasmus Roosleht.

Thick and uncut!

Richard Chamberlain

^ Not Richard Chamberlain. At least not our Dick Chamberlain.

The guy at R201 is vintage beefcake model, Ralph Phundstein, who did work for magazines like AMG back in the 50s.

Here's another one from the same photo shoot showing the profile of his bulge.

More like Funstein, amirite!

Thanks. Although the photo at R201 does bear something of a resemblance to Richard Chamberlain, I didn't think it was him.

Gabe Sadowsky

French pole vaulter, Thibaut Collet... in the fine tradition of French pole vaulting VPL

R208 I wouldn't mind vaulting myself onto Thibaut's pole... 🍆👀😋😈

French guy, Fabien Sassier.

Wow thanks R211. The VPL is not overwhelming but Fabien Sassier is a very beautiful man and looks much better naked. He's gay too.

R212. Your link doesn't work.

Here is another shot of Fabien Sassier naked...

R207 who's that beauty?

R210 very beautiful

R213 ... and the flower behind his left ear means he's a bottom?

R214 No, 3 at the link.

Wide receiver ....

R214, he's very handsome.

Hopefully, R216.

I bet Corbin Fisher would love to add Josh Heverly to their American College Men roster.

No, R216, the flower has to be coming out of the butt to mean he is a bottom, two flowers if he's a demanding bottom.

Pushy is the term of art, or so I’ve been told.

R216 I don't think he's bottomed onscreen, but he sticks carrots up his ass.

I wonder, as a young boy, if he saw his future to be sticking carrots up his ass for an audience; "I guess when I grow up I'll stick carrots up my ass and call it a day'.

Not surprisingly, Mr. Heverly is a model too.

A model, in Orange County. FIFY

R224, rumor has it, that's what he told people each and every time someone asked him what he wanted to do when he grew up.

Heverly is a very hot guy, but if you nitpick and look closely, his eyes are too far apart.

Does anybody want to see a picture of Bad Bunny in his underwear.

No thanks R229.

Ugh, R229. Too many hets as it is.

The doctor at 50 seconds in this Wegovy commercial has VPL in his suit pants freeballing.

It's come to this, R232?

I don't know if I'm sadder for you or for us.

R232 is delusional there's nothing to see.

What on EARTH possessed you to post that R232?

While needing to adjust the equipment ....

Who dat? ^

R236-Yes, but does he pole-vault?

Guy in R236 at link below.

7X F1 World Champion, Lewis Hamilton, displaying champion-quality VPL in his Ferrari race suit.

R240

You forgot “noted homosexualist.”

bouncy bounce

Lochlan

That little fold in the crotch? Nope.

More fun at the intersection

r245 Ah chav cock. Made all the more impressive by the fact he's clearly wearing tight underwear and yet it's still clearly showing through

Robert Irwin

Italian cop.

🧐

Italian VPL

Vintage

Columbo: "So tell me, Mr, McDowall is it bigger than a salami? My wife loves a good salami."

Jumped in the pool with my lighter...

Oldie, but goodie...

There's a reason he wasn't nicknamed "Grower McDowall" R251.

What is in Peyton Manning's pants? Balls on 1 side, dick on the other?

R255. They let him film looking like meat and potatoes in a baggie?!

Don't tell me they didn't notice--at least during the editing process?

Peyton, Take 2!

Facebook sometimes has some good VPLs...

More Facebook, this time Sportsmen...

R258. Photoshopped