TwinSauce on Social Media--Who's had them??

Twinsauce? TwinCEST!

I used to think they were going through some kind of weird religious conversion therapy program.

Total cuties

Here they are doing a dance from WICKED movie

Another Wicked dance

They claim to be STRAIGHT...

They are so not straight. Do you actual say they're straight???

They work hard to hide the fact that they are FUNDIES. And they do claim to be straight.

And one as also a former FATTIE.

Crap--Fundies are the worst. They will hide their homosexuality to the death

2018 in Chicago.

They are the gayest straight guys ever. Their childlike glee in eg visiting Disneyland was jarring. Straight adult males don’t behave like very excitable 12 year old girls. If they are fundie they’ll go to their graves claiming to be heterosexual.

My guess is gay and very much into each other.

Are they Mormons?

So many male dancers are because Mormons encourage dance.

R10, so cute, even sexy, in that pic

Was it a fit-fattie, R8?

Imagine booking on a Disney Cruise and being CRUISED by one of the dancing closet twins! How you'd chuckle at life's little ironies.

Twincest both reached for the gun.

R16 link doesn't open

never mind, used another browser

STRAIGHT???? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gurl Please

Cute new holiday video

I wonder if their holes look exactly alike?

LOL I thought they were a couple who just looked alike,

They are gay, gay, gay, gay.

R22, if by “alike” you mean they both look like open lockers at a bus station than yes.

Gay, bi, straight, DL whatever, they dance in a happy way, smile, and are easy on the eyes. So what’s to complain about, unless they’re using their social media money on something bad like conversion therapy?

Yes, very fun dancers. Love their positive spirit

I liked them until they started dancing in public in people’s way

OP you know nobody can watch any of the links you posted if they have embedded links on?

Stop posting already.

I used to love these guys. I figured they were gay—then I saw the heavy religious affiliation and Disney fixation, two things that give me pause. I had no idea they claimed to be straight, until this thread. Still, I loved watching them dance together, and it was fun to see them collaborate with that gay Broadway couple (Clay and, um, I don’t remember his partner’s name). But I noticed that when they’d speak on camera, they sounded like 13-year-old girls, giggling, acting silly, and talking over each other. I think they’re best when they just dance.

[quote]it was fun to see them collaborate with that gay Broadway couple (Clay and, um, I don’t remember his partner’s name).

Let's call him Bernard!

Ultra-religious and Disney nuts = huge closet case.

I thought they worked at Disney

I thought they worked it at Disney

Listen to these voices? No way these two are straight!

They are fun, on Facebook. Dancers? Well they cavort and seem athletic, like from the chorus of a second company of Chicago. All their "routines" look alike.

An ugly stick.

I thought it was one guy and AI of Pedro Pascal.

GAY FROM SPACE

They’ve butched it up with their ‘staches.

I really like watching them - it's harmless fun

I can't get these guys out of my feeds, and I have tried. I find them weird. And just good, not great, dancers.

My mind wonders what substance they are calling "twin sauce."

Hmmmmm ......

Do straight guys cosplay as Daphne and Velma?

I hate myself for clicking on their stupid dances whenever I see one. The cheesy smiles, the ridiculous clothes, the formulaic dance moves. It's just too much ... but it is addicting.

I think that ancient people were right - one twin is always cursed to be evil so it’s best to abandon both in the wild at birth

OP. When you finally get a brain and post links that actually open, please let us know.

I think they are really Jo Ann Castle's grandsons. Same cheesy smile, staring at the camera.

sounds like they have nutso, ultra conservative religious parents. so, for the time being they are 'straight'. Let's hope getting away from their poisonous home environment will now allow them to finally come out with their own safety net established. These fuckling ultra religious kooks are the worst.

They look and sound straight to me.

countdown to doing porn ...

Are they coming out of the closet here? VPL alert...

I like guys that are a little less smiley. Perhaps the appendage is redeeming.

As college boys

C'mon, they're fun. I like the chunky one, and love the stache on them both.

"Cute dancing gay twins". Sounds like a hallucination you would have after taking Molly.

They are charming with great bodies and moves.

Don't they ever tire of each other?

I like them but, the choreography begins to run together after a while.

What will happen when they discover girls!

They are both so gay! Lots of lisping

How old are these simpering hoofers?

[quote]How old are these simpering hoofers?

r62 - see link.

“Simpering hoofers!” The perfect way to describe them! They act like silly teenage girls at a slumber party.

They are cringe. Probably lovers if they are religious.

I love them and of course they're gay. Love their positive spirit and their brotherly connection.

Have either of them taken a MALE LOVER? (gasp!)

Someone needs to alert them that they're being discussed on a site called DataLounge.

The rollercoaster ride about the color of the new couch was harrowing!

Here's their latest YouTube offering:

32....they will be 32 in a month. They look 52!

r66 are you meaning that their “brotherly connection” implies that they go up inside each other?

STRAIGHT?

They just singed off my eyebrows

I think they’re adorable

They're probably doing gay twin porn shortly.

This bears repeating:

"My mind wonders what substance they are calling "twin sauce."

Hmmmmm ......"

They’re so cute but their routines are getting somewhat monotonous. They know 10 moves and those just get reordered in dance after dance

OP you should have linked this video instead.

It's a "get to know us" video where they tell us all about themselves.

R78. 30 years old? Sure, Jan.

Twin sauce is what they make when they rub their sausages together.

Hmmm, I wonder how many men have had some twin sauce with them?

It is all very odd. They make videos of decorating their apartment together and go to luxury hotels for weekends together.

Neither of them exhibits a single symptom of heterosexuality

Gay and weird too, this isn't just two brothers, and they think they're dancers? It's the same dances ALL THE TIME.

If one is straight and married he sure seems odd neither of them are wearing a wedding ring.

Where did you see that one of the twins is married?

I've seen these gals in the parking garage more than once and I'm certain they've enjoyed the comfort of a man ... if you catch my drift.

They are cuter with the longer hair and mustaches.

They look like twinning Ned Flanders from The Simpsons.

Geez! Are these two boys still pushing the idea that they’re straight Christian men? They sound like teenage girls when they speak, and their obsession with everything Disney is jarringly juvenile. I can barely understand them, because they’re constantly performing, like Disney Channel child actors. I enjoyed watching their videos for a short time, then all the dances started looking the same. Then, they grew out their hair with Rogaine (they advertised it in one of their social media posts) and started dressing in baggy clothes, which makes them look like dwarves, because they’re already very short… I guess it’s their Midwestern Gangsta phase...

I would like to taste that Twin Sauce.

Taste the biscuit!

These boys have a lot of energy.

Fags.

How tall are the twins, r90?

They live in Kansas City, which is punishment enough.

The twins have a hag apparently that fallows them around to take all the videos. She's in some of the videos. Cant get more gay than that.

She's a dumpy zaftig hag too.

I feel so butch this morning...

Lately, I’m seeing a lot of videos of them in japan

I’m attracted to their faces and their bodies but their aesthetic - corporate, mainstream, pre-teen, and now religious - is a massive turnoff.

The first couple of videos of theirs I saw struck me as cute. Beyond that was cuteness overload. Sort of a constant stream of Look at us We are super cute.

Their recent Easter post on Instagram came included their comment: He is risen. Isn’t that kind of a weird mismatch for their content - where they dance and even occasionally bump butts?

They ain't identical unless the one with his nose headed east gets it brought back to the meridian.

Don’t they ever get tired of being bright eyed and bushy tailed and cheesing for the cameras? My inner Daria is repulsed by their enthusiasm.

They both have nice asses so I'm willing to overlook the general 45rpm on a 33rpm turntable shtick.

They’re not THAT fantastic at dancing.

Weirdo closeted fundies try to look happy and dancing like girls, while dying on the inside.

Creepy.

Simpering hoofers, I tell ya!

Great dancing but starts to look the same after about 5 videos

I always have assumed that they work for Disney as 'influencers', is that correct?

I don't really see any of this religious stuff you haters seem to be fixated on. Corporatism? I don't even know where you are getting that from. I am not into Disney all that much but SOOOO MANY GAYS are. To me they are just cute twins, not completely out but getting there. They make me smile because they really do seem like they are having fun doing these short dance skits.

Love their enthusiasm for all the retro stuff even if it's not factually correct. Someone sent them a box of old WW2 military uniforms and it's just so cute watching them try it on, you can tell they enjoyed doing it

They would make some money on OF if they made sauce together.

They don’t get their facts right sometimes r110, and it kind of irks me. They have a post in which they dance to Come On Eileen, and they’re dressed in late 70s clothing, even though that song is from 1983 or so.

[Quote] they’re dressed in late 70s clothing, even though that song is from 1983 or so.

There isn’t much difference between late 70’s and early 80’s clothing

I like their stuff but get creeped out when they include their parents.

Obviously gay, who can't see it?

Ray Charles, but only because he's dead.

Their parents, apparently. God knows what nightly reassurances they repeat to themselves.

My take on the parents is they are really happy their two suns are getting a lot of unintended fame and they probably enjoy the whole retro vibe they can relate to. You can tell they are proud and supportive.

If you ask me, they probably know both are gay but don't want to push it until they officially come out. And if they are good parents they probably realize the dancing gays usually don't get praise but this viral social media thing will give them a chance to survive in the cruel world we live in for gays.

wait, exactly how old are these guys?

They need to be a throuple with that middle aged guy who stays young by being “playful”🤮

r119 - 31 or so.

31 or so! Are they married? To each other?

The parents may not be so supportive when they find out that they are lovers.