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Official Definition of "Landline"

Landline: Copper Wire from your location to the local telephone company. Many think when you move number to a cable company it's still a Landline. Not so. You now have VoIP (Voice Over Internet Protocol). When the cable fails, after a few hours your phone service will be gone.

by Anonymousreply 3December 5, 2024 7:27 PM

Who the fuck do I want to be on the Real Landline™️ phone jabbering with when the world has turned to chaos?

As if an extra-long cord rotary dial phone, a semi-automatic telephone address book, and a sharp n⁰ 2 pencil talking are going to make your conversation with Customer Service more productive. If all goes to hell, no one is going to be available to help you. They'll be looking after their own asses.

But maybe if you crawl under a sturdy desk and put your hands behind your head ..

by Anonymousreply 1December 5, 2024 7:10 PM

As long as I can dial it with a pencil, it's a landline.

by Anonymousreply 2December 5, 2024 7:18 PM

I win.

by Anonymousreply 3December 5, 2024 7:27 PM
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