Duncan Hines Dolly Parton's Buttermilk Biscuit Mix 16 oz. just hit my grocery outet for discontinued items

I bought a pack of her muffins too.

I’m devastated that this is a losing venture for Dolly. Please, treasure the boxes, OP, R1.

The coconut cake is terrific. The canned frosting isn't bad either.

Why on Gods' green earth did she ever do this?

And what marketing agents or development teams thought anybody would buy this?

No Grocery Outlet here, but I looked at it on my local supermarket's website and it's $2.98 a box - AND the instructions are just like most homemade biscuit recipes. You still have to mix the batter with other ingredients, cut in cold butter, etc. NO THANKS DOLLY!

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The can frosting is like my mother's buttercream, but Dolly's doesn't slide down in the heat like Mom's did sometimes and it's in a jar so you can just eat it.

I’m not good at math. If each box makes 14 biscuits and I want to eat one with each meal, plus a snack on weekdays, how many boxes do I need to last 7 years?

Beautiful. Frame it.

What's the silicone and blonde hair dye content?

Do they come with an extra pinch of sass and country girl common sense?

R9’s on to something. Lovely bit of kitsch. Perfect for a guest bathroom in your country house.

She should try selling them in BOXES OF BREEZE!