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Woman gives birth to baby fathered by a man she never met and never had physical contact with

A Florida woman who became pregnant while in jail on murder charges gave birth to a baby whose father is a fellow inmate accused of murder — even though she says they’ve never met in person and have never had physical contact with each other.

Florida court records indicate that both Daisy Link and Joan Depaz are currently in custody being held on charges of murder. Both have been in custody since at least 2022. But WSVN reports that in June, Link gave birth to a daughter fathered by Depaz.

“She’s a miracle baby, she’s a blessing,” Link, 29, told the station in a jailhouse interview, while Miami-Dade Corrections officials told the station that an internal affairs investigation is ongoing.

WSVN interviewed both inmates, who explained how Link was able to get pregnant while both parents were in custody at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center in Miami-Dade County.

Link told the outlet that she and Depaz were able to speak to each other through the air conditioner vent in her cell. They also began passing notes and pictures to each other and a romantic relationship began.

Depaz, 23, told WSVN that he eventually shared that he wanted to have a baby, but knew that he might not have the opportunity for a long time. Link agreed to try and have a child with her fellow inmate.

The two used bedding to make a line between their two vents, which Depaz tells WSVN that he then used to pass semen rolled in Saran wrap to Link in her cell.

“He would kind of like roll it up almost like a cigarette and he would attach it to the line that we had in the vent and I would pull it through,” Link told the station. “From there, I had placed it inside of, you know, the yeast infection applicators? I had placed it inside of there and then from there, yeah, I administered it.”

Eventually, Link became pregnant with Depaz's child, who was born in June and now lives with his mother.

“I can’t believe it worked," Link reportedly said. "I think everything happened for a reason."

Depaz told the outlet that Link getting pregnant, despite the two never having touched, was like “the Virgin Mary.”

The pair are now in different jails, according to jail records, but WSVN reports that they still communicate over the phone and have video visits with their daughter.

Court records indicate that Depaz's murder trial is currently scheduled for May 2025. Link’s has not yet been scheduled.

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by Anonymousreply 98December 1, 2024 5:01 PM

Amazing.

Some prisoners are really ingenious.

If only they could put their talents to good use, they wouldn't be there in the first place.

by Anonymousreply 1November 29, 2024 3:39 AM

These are procreation heroes. They should start TED Talks from prison on Christian channels. For enough money, DeSantis will pardon them. But they need the Christian cred first.

by Anonymousreply 2November 29, 2024 3:46 AM

That was a pretty cool fucking trick.

Now they just have to confirm that he's actually the father, and not some random prison guard that she was secretly having sex with.

The prison should demand a DNA test.

by Anonymousreply 3November 29, 2024 3:48 AM

He looks like a big shooter

by Anonymousreply 4November 29, 2024 3:49 AM

My daddy's name is Joan.

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by Anonymousreply 5November 29, 2024 3:54 AM

The Miami news report that People cites (link below) says a DNA test confirmed Depaz is the father.

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by Anonymousreply 6November 29, 2024 3:58 AM

Then WOW, R6.

That really is a fucking amazing trick.

Where there's a will, there's a way. I guess.

by Anonymousreply 7November 29, 2024 4:00 AM

Some bitches have all the luck.

by Anonymousreply 8November 29, 2024 4:05 AM

Act of God!

by Anonymousreply 9November 29, 2024 4:06 AM

The Immaculate Conception Correctional Facility

by Anonymousreply 10November 29, 2024 4:10 AM

I’ll name her…. Immaculeta.

by Anonymousreply 11November 29, 2024 4:23 AM

Joan? I assumed this was going to be a trans situation.

by Anonymousreply 12November 29, 2024 4:37 AM

Bed, Bath & Florida

by Anonymousreply 13November 29, 2024 4:37 AM

This thread needs a theme song.

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by Anonymousreply 14November 29, 2024 4:41 AM

[quote] “He would kind of like roll it up almost like a cigarette and he would attach it to the line that we had in the vent and I would pull it through,” Link told the station. “From there, I had placed it inside of, you know, the yeast infection applicators? I had placed it inside of there and then from there, yeah, I administered it.”

Can someone explain how the "yeast infection applicator" part of this story works?

I get the rolled up semen in saran wrap part. That's actually pretty smart.

I'm guessing he jerked off into the Saran wrap, quickly rolled it up into a cigarette, and slid it through their bed sheet "delivery system."

But once she received it, then what??

by Anonymousreply 15November 29, 2024 4:44 AM

That baby has double murderer DNA.

by Anonymousreply 16November 29, 2024 4:45 AM

The yeast infection applicator is like a tampon device that applies medicine inside a woman's vagina. So, she removed the medicine that was in the applicator tube and replaced it with the sperm. Inserted and let nature take its course.

by Anonymousreply 17November 29, 2024 4:58 AM

[bold]#LoveWins

by Anonymousreply 18November 29, 2024 4:58 AM

What a beautiful story for her daughter.

by Anonymousreply 19November 29, 2024 5:02 AM

Thanks, R17.

I found a picture.

That is SO smart.

I guess when you have that much time on your hands, you can think through any sort of problem.

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by Anonymousreply 20November 29, 2024 5:03 AM

Then she squeezed the contents from the Saran Wrap tube into the mouth of the applicator, which is designed for filling it with yeast infection medication.

Applicators are not pre-filled with medication for yeast infections. One must empty the medication into the applicator from a small tube, resembling a toothpaste tube. She emptied the contents of the sperm tube in the same manner, by squeezing it into the applicator’s mouth.

Makes sense?

by Anonymousreply 21November 29, 2024 5:04 AM

R20s imagery is exactly what I’m attempting to explain.

by Anonymousreply 22November 29, 2024 5:05 AM

We have a beautiful baby girl we just found out about. You're going to love her, Mr. and Mrs. Desperate to be Parents.

- The Golden Cradle Adoption Agency

by Anonymousreply 23November 29, 2024 5:09 AM

It's ok, because "everything happened for a reason"!

by Anonymousreply 24November 29, 2024 5:12 AM

They nevah woulda made their murdah baby in my Briahcliffe.

by Anonymousreply 25November 29, 2024 5:13 AM

Gosh, that baby has won the genetic jackpot - a father who is a convicted murderer, and a mother who is accused of murder and awaiting trial. Once she learns to walk, she'll probably shiv her mother's roommate with her binkie and breakout of prison using her diaper pins.

by Anonymousreply 26November 29, 2024 6:02 AM

Think about the genes that child was built with.

by Anonymousreply 27November 29, 2024 6:41 AM

Oh, whoops, didn’t read R26.

by Anonymousreply 28November 29, 2024 6:42 AM

why'd they let the baby outta jail?

by Anonymousreply 29November 29, 2024 6:46 AM

R8 You’re not up on your MAGA talking points. The evil “childless cat lady” trope involves selfish women who refuse to depend on men for income and choose not to have children thereby denying incels of the sex to which they are “entitled.”

by Anonymousreply 30November 29, 2024 7:44 AM

One imagines "Joan" is pronounced the Spanish way, a la Joan Miró.

by Anonymousreply 31November 29, 2024 7:52 AM

The immaculate conception actually had nothing to do with sex. Look it up and stop using it wrong.

by Anonymousreply 32November 29, 2024 8:44 AM

[Quote] Depaz told the outlet that Link getting pregnant, despite the two never having touched, was like “the Virgin Mary.”

I’m trying to remember which gospel it was that described this procedure.

[Quote] And yea, the Lord did rub one out uponeth his hand, and it was good. He passeth the jizz to Mary, who was full of grace and a bit grossed out, but she slippeth the baby batter unto her loins and hoisteth up her legs, counting to one hundred. The jizz of the Lord trickleth down into Mary’s plumbing, praise be.

by Anonymousreply 33November 29, 2024 8:52 AM

Joan of Wank.

by Anonymousreply 34November 29, 2024 9:10 AM

They're both rather cunning.

by Anonymousreply 35November 29, 2024 9:23 AM

Young love Florida style!

by Anonymousreply 36November 29, 2024 9:30 AM

"Think about the genes that child was built with."

R27 I think the problem will be more psychological because she will know about the heritage. If the two aren't psychopaths, she'll be fine. Motivation matters. I could probably kill someone who tortures innocents for example, and I would sleep like a baby afterwards. Greed, jealousy etc. on the other hand is not a motivator for me. I'm convinced almost anyone could become a killer. (The marvel of societies is that so few do become violent.)

by Anonymousreply 37November 29, 2024 9:34 AM

this is straight up, fucking only in Florida-level insane.

can we use their insane ingenuity for good? This is pretty incredible.

Obviously, WRONG though. those genetics won't yield a very stable individual.

by Anonymousreply 38November 29, 2024 10:00 AM

Which one is Daisy and which one is Joan?

by Anonymousreply 39November 29, 2024 10:06 AM

[quote] One imagines "Joan" is pronounced the Spanish way, a la Joan Miró.

Yeah, like Ricky Martin's ex-husband JWAN.

JWAN is the phonetical spelling.

JOAN is the actual spelling.

by Anonymousreply 40November 29, 2024 10:13 AM

Joan is pronounced ho-WAN, not JWAN.

by Anonymousreply 41November 29, 2024 10:27 AM

"Bombshell Behind Bars"

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by Anonymousreply 42November 29, 2024 12:31 PM

Wasn’t this the plot of Hallmark Christmas movie?

by Anonymousreply 43November 29, 2024 12:38 PM

This ridiculousness just sleeves me out. Yuck!

by Anonymousreply 44November 29, 2024 12:41 PM

That baby girl is going to grow up to be SO messed up.

I can't even...

Plus, people already know her identity, since everyone now knows the names of both her parents.

by Anonymousreply 45November 29, 2024 12:41 PM

[quote]Gosh, that baby has won the genetic jackpot - a father who is a convicted murderer, and a mother who is accused of murder and awaiting trial. Once she learns to walk, she'll probably shiv her mother's roommate with her binkie and breakout of prison using her diaper pins.

Rhoda Penmark, anyone?

by Anonymousreply 46November 29, 2024 3:58 PM

He's pretty cute - I want his sperm, too!

by Anonymousreply 47November 29, 2024 4:08 PM

He's Andrew Garfield-escent. Yes, that's some good semen.

by Anonymousreply 48November 29, 2024 4:30 PM

"When I was 2, I learned how to make a shiv. By age 3, I had my first teardrop tattoo ..."

by Anonymousreply 49November 29, 2024 4:52 PM

R41, I hope you’re not giving anyone pronunciation lessons.

by Anonymousreply 50November 29, 2024 4:57 PM

[Quote] This ridiculousness just sleeves me out.

Yes, I feel all hemmed in by it!

by Anonymousreply 51November 29, 2024 5:08 PM

He looks like a young Latino Sean Penn.

She looks fat.

by Anonymousreply 52November 29, 2024 5:08 PM

Cool story.

They should take the baby away and adopt it out immediately.

by Anonymousreply 53November 29, 2024 5:12 PM

You just know this is going to be turned into some faith-based movie.

by Anonymousreply 54November 29, 2024 5:23 PM

So the baby is serving time now too? How many state dependents is one allowed to create in prison?

It’s kind of ridiculous that they were in such close proximity to each other.

by Anonymousreply 55November 29, 2024 5:26 PM

Now do it with a FTM prisoner on an all-male cell block!

by Anonymousreply 56November 29, 2024 5:26 PM

This really is a testament to the power of sperm from a 23-year-old.

by Anonymousreply 57November 29, 2024 5:28 PM

Nickname: Droplette

by Anonymousreply 58November 29, 2024 5:32 PM

I’d put my lips on the air conditioner vent a wait for him to come in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 59November 29, 2024 5:35 PM

[quote]Eventually, Link became pregnant with Depaz's child, who was born in June and now lives with his mother.

I assume this means the baby lives with Joan's mother?

Because she did such a great job raising her first murderer.

by Anonymousreply 60November 29, 2024 6:02 PM

I for one am changing my MAJOR to Joan!

by Anonymousreply 61November 29, 2024 6:09 PM

That poor child. Having its twisted conception publicized, and convicted murderers for parents.

by Anonymousreply 62November 29, 2024 6:11 PM

Daisy Link tried to use the pregnancy as an excuse to be released from jail on house arrest, while awaiting trial for shooting her husband.

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by Anonymousreply 63November 29, 2024 6:14 PM

I warned you about those "Dirty Toilet Seats"!!!!

by Anonymousreply 64November 29, 2024 6:22 PM

Grandma looks rough!

by Anonymousreply 65November 29, 2024 6:29 PM

R47, I agree — he’s cute, but what’s up with that mustache?

by Anonymousreply 66November 29, 2024 8:28 PM

R40, do you think Ricky Martin would impregnate himself with a yeast infection applicator if separated by bars from Jwan?

by Anonymousreply 67November 29, 2024 9:09 PM

[quote] So the baby is serving time now too? How many state dependents is one allowed to create in prison?

The news story in the video at R42 says that the baby is now living with Joan's mother.

And I agree that's a fucking disaster.

Because she did such a bang-up job with her own son.

by Anonymousreply 68November 29, 2024 9:16 PM

That poor baby was fucked the instant sperm met egg.

by Anonymousreply 69November 29, 2024 10:14 PM

[quote] I want his sperm, too!

Gimme some saran wrap and regular deposits to my commissary account and we just might make a deal.

by Anonymousreply 70November 29, 2024 10:19 PM

Why does he look skinny in some photos?

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by Anonymousreply 71November 30, 2024 3:47 AM

And heavier in others?

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by Anonymousreply 72November 30, 2024 3:47 AM

R71 “We don’t know who it is!”

by Anonymousreply 73November 30, 2024 4:18 AM

Do you think that Joan has a thick, Cuban cock?

by Anonymousreply 74November 30, 2024 5:26 PM

[quote]Why does he look skinny in some photos?

Prison diet.

by Anonymousreply 75November 30, 2024 5:41 PM

Either she sat on a toilet seat or she's a latter day Vitgin Mary.

by Anonymousreply 76November 30, 2024 5:51 PM

R74, Joan Crawford had a bigger cock than this Joan.

by Anonymousreply 77November 30, 2024 6:32 PM

A DL-er would’ve slurped that warm senen cigarette up like milkshake!

by Anonymousreply 78November 30, 2024 9:55 PM

I hope that Saran wrap was BPA free!

by Anonymousreply 79November 30, 2024 9:57 PM

[Quote] I’d put my lips on the air conditioner vent a wait for him to come in my mouth.

You don’t get pregnant like that, silly!!!

by Anonymousreply 80November 30, 2024 11:46 PM

What a genetic masterpiece that baby must be.

by Anonymousreply 81December 1, 2024 12:30 AM

Here's a thought, why don't they put a fraction of the energy and dedication they have to this deception into getting their lives on track, learning a trade and getting a fucking job....

by Anonymousreply 82December 1, 2024 12:56 AM

Poor, naive R82.

by Anonymousreply 83December 1, 2024 5:03 AM

R82 These people are always turning their lives around. Don’t you believe them?

by Anonymousreply 84December 1, 2024 5:12 AM

r83

by Anonymousreply 85December 1, 2024 5:17 AM

Every Thanksgiving the tale is told

by Anonymousreply 86December 1, 2024 5:47 AM

Cum, they told me, ba-rum-pah-bum.

Me and my drum.

by Anonymousreply 87December 1, 2024 5:51 AM

Andy Cohen = the little cocaine drummer boy

by Anonymousreply 88December 1, 2024 5:54 AM

R10 , R11

The Immaculate Conception was Mary, not Jesus - and her parents did have sex

Mary's parents boned but God decided her soul would be WITHOUT ORIGINAL SIN so she'd be worthy to carry fetus Jesus - [bold]Her soul was "immaculate" from the time of her conception[/bold] unlike every other human who is born WITH original sin

So, Immaculate has to do with Mary's soul NOT that her eventual impregnation by the Holy Spirit was sans jizz and sweat - tho I'm sure it was a pretty clean endeavor anyway

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by Anonymousreply 89December 1, 2024 8:21 AM

Was Joseph gay? Why was his wife still a virgin?

I don’t mean to be nosy, but - -

by Anonymousreply 90December 1, 2024 12:58 PM

Joseph was supposedly MUCH older than Mary, who was a teenager.

by Anonymousreply 91December 1, 2024 2:15 PM

So there's hope for me and my dream butt baby?

by Anonymousreply 92December 1, 2024 2:16 PM

You'll have to excuse me, R89. I was daydreaming about naked guys and gay sex during catechism class. ;)

by Anonymousreply 93December 1, 2024 2:47 PM

So these geniuses thought that having a baby they would get less jail time or an easier way through prison, is that the though process here?

Frankly - I'm disgusted by this. Hope that child gets adopted.

by Anonymousreply 94December 1, 2024 3:00 PM

I WAS WRONG. R40 WAS RIGHT.

Jwan is the correct pronunciation of Joan. It's Catalan. Sorry for posting such misleading information.

r41

by Anonymousreply 95December 1, 2024 3:06 PM

Does he have a hairy uncut cock?

by Anonymousreply 96December 1, 2024 3:08 PM

R95, I’ve known a few Mexican-Americans named Joan. They pronounce it Jawan.

by Anonymousreply 97December 1, 2024 3:12 PM

[quote]R91 Joseph was supposedly MUCH older than Mary, who was a teenager.

So, he was a predator?

Thank god she could fight him off as long as she did!

by Anonymousreply 98December 1, 2024 5:01 PM
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