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What are some of the most laughable examples of male celebs dating obvious beards?

Past or present.

by Anonymousreply 127December 2, 2024 9:35 AM

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by Anonymousreply 1November 27, 2024 11:30 PM

^ who is that?

by Anonymousreply 2November 27, 2024 11:33 PM

Merv Griffin and Zsa Zsa

by Anonymousreply 3November 27, 2024 11:36 PM

Ed Koch and Bess Myerson. I still laugh merrily every time I think of it.

by Anonymousreply 4November 27, 2024 11:42 PM

Camila Cabelo and Shawn Mendes

by Anonymousreply 5November 27, 2024 11:42 PM

Leo Dicaprio and his 20 year-old model of the moment.

Chris Pine and whatever C-List actress of the moment.

by Anonymousreply 6November 27, 2024 11:42 PM

Bradley Cooper and his wife, the Russian model/hooker.

by Anonymousreply 7November 27, 2024 11:43 PM

[quote] Camila Cabelo and Shawn Mendes

Honey, you have no idea how laughable it was.

by Anonymousreply 8November 27, 2024 11:43 PM

Camila and Shawn did each other's hair every night and gossiped about boys. It was sweet.

by Anonymousreply 9November 27, 2024 11:50 PM

[R3] It was Eva Gabor

by Anonymousreply 10November 28, 2024 12:10 AM

Pierce Bronson and the fat chick

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by Anonymousreply 11November 28, 2024 12:13 AM

Liberace and Sonja Henie

by Anonymousreply 12November 28, 2024 12:15 AM

A kodak moment of twue love

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by Anonymousreply 13November 28, 2024 12:18 AM

Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn. I don’t even think he is bisexual. He had no chemistry with that beautiful woman. Maybe he is just asexual.

by Anonymousreply 14November 28, 2024 12:22 AM

They're still fucking in the great beyond...

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by Anonymousreply 15November 28, 2024 12:22 AM

R11 She wasn’t always fat. Some people respect vows. And he also simply doesn’t ping. Another hot Irish daddy.

by Anonymousreply 16November 28, 2024 12:23 AM

Merv Griffin and Eva Gabor

by Anonymousreply 17November 28, 2024 12:25 AM

Everybody who knew them knew, r13. And both have had happy lives. Be happy for them.

by Anonymousreply 18November 28, 2024 12:32 AM

Revolta and Kelly Preston

by Anonymousreply 19November 28, 2024 12:49 AM

Deb Furnish and Hugh

by Anonymousreply 20November 28, 2024 12:58 AM

Chalamet and any beard.

by Anonymousreply 21November 28, 2024 12:59 AM

Ryan Seacrest was hopelessly flirty and handsy with the winning contestant, Adam, tonight on “Wheel of Fortune”. Poor fella. Why must the public closet be such transparent torture?

by Anonymousreply 22November 28, 2024 1:11 AM

Ryan and Teri Hatcher making out on Malibu Beach when a pap just happened to snap them.

by Anonymousreply 23November 28, 2024 1:15 AM

Tom Cruise and Cher

by Anonymousreply 24November 28, 2024 1:16 AM

So many GAY Bachelors pretending to be straight.

by Anonymousreply 25November 28, 2024 1:45 AM

Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields

by Anonymousreply 26November 28, 2024 3:24 AM

George Michael and Brooke Shields

by Anonymousreply 27November 28, 2024 3:39 AM

Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez

by Anonymousreply 28November 28, 2024 4:39 AM

Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick

by Anonymousreply 29November 28, 2024 4:43 AM

John Mayer and Taylor Swift

by Anonymousreply 30November 28, 2024 4:44 AM

You Rang & Rang & Rang & Rang

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by Anonymousreply 31November 28, 2024 4:48 AM

I don't think they were together, but Rosie had that show and she would always play "Tommy can you hear me." On some Fischer price radio or something. That used to piss me.off for some damned reason. Like she was really.into him. Show biz is just shitty!

by Anonymousreply 32November 28, 2024 4:48 AM

Ellen Degeneres and Jonathon Schaech

by Anonymousreply 33November 28, 2024 4:49 AM

R32 and R33 WHAT???

by Anonymousreply 34November 28, 2024 4:56 AM

R15 Remember some occasion where they were on stage together on some TV show or in some music video and they kissed to prove he was a heterosexual man attracted to an adult woman? It was a creepy kiss at best. Did she look a bit high or am I just making that up?

by Anonymousreply 35November 28, 2024 5:13 AM

Going once..

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by Anonymousreply 36November 28, 2024 5:15 AM

Going twice

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by Anonymousreply 37November 28, 2024 5:16 AM

Not sold

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by Anonymousreply 38November 28, 2024 5:19 AM

She wanted children he wanted cock🥲

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by Anonymousreply 39November 28, 2024 5:26 AM

Michael Jackson never had sex with a female in his entire life. Or an adult male for that matter. He fucked little boys exclusively. He was a pedophile. The end.

by Anonymousreply 40November 28, 2024 5:31 AM

Needs no introduction.

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by Anonymousreply 41November 28, 2024 5:33 AM

R29, yep. They BOTH ping and now Danica is a Trumpster

by Anonymousreply 42November 28, 2024 5:33 AM

Pa Paws & Me Maws try to confine your speculation to the 21st century.

by Anonymousreply 43November 28, 2024 5:36 AM

Sam Heughan & “girlfriend” Mackenzie Mauzy

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by Anonymousreply 44November 28, 2024 6:01 AM

They are many famous men who clearly like men more than I do.

by Anonymousreply 45November 28, 2024 6:38 AM

Feminine Broadway actor Sabastian Yarta. Don't let the pic fool you. FEM FEM FEM. Always "breaking up" with chicks. Loves pink clothes. He's the princess who wears 12 rings and 47 bracelets at the same time.

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by Anonymousreply 46November 28, 2024 7:31 AM

R9, here is Shawn braiding Camila's hair:

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by Anonymousreply 47November 28, 2024 8:54 AM

R15 Should've been the end of this thread.

by Anonymousreply 48November 28, 2024 12:50 PM

Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill.

by Anonymousreply 49November 28, 2024 12:58 PM

[quote][R15] Remember some occasion where they were on stage together on some TV show or in some music video and they kissed to prove he was a heterosexual man attracted to an adult woman? It was a creepy kiss at best. Did she look a bit high or am I just making that up?

Yes, she seemed high.

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by Anonymousreply 50November 28, 2024 1:16 PM

I would have said that Hugh Jackman and his wife were a prime example, but now, I'm very confused.....

by Anonymousreply 51November 28, 2024 1:25 PM

R46 loves PINK clothes is the CLINCHER!

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by Anonymousreply 52November 28, 2024 1:44 PM

Hugh Jackman is at the very least bisexual. There's no way he's 100% into pussy.

by Anonymousreply 53November 28, 2024 1:46 PM

WRONG about MJ & Lisa Marie. She probably showed him what the ❤️of a GOOD WOMAN can do. That brought him out of his shy sheIl. REMEMBER Michael didn't go thru PUBERTY until he was 32 yo! LATE BLOOMER PEOPLE !You do know all these fellas ARE NOT with the MENS. There are just TOO MANY of them in the Picture Business for them to ALL be with the GAYS! . I'm a bit suspicous of these two however. Good chance they are pretending for their careers. IT HAPPENS .I'm not a total Dumbo. RIGHT.

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by Anonymousreply 54November 28, 2024 2:27 PM

What is a Deborra-lee Furness? That's like a name a gay man would invent for his beard.

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by Anonymousreply 55November 28, 2024 2:40 PM

Mervyna Griffith and Gábor Szabó

by Anonymousreply 56November 28, 2024 2:52 PM

Malcolm Forbes & Elizabeth Taylor

by Anonymousreply 57November 28, 2024 3:11 PM

J. Edgar Hoover and Dorothy Lamour

by Anonymousreply 58November 28, 2024 3:27 PM

The original Beard.

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by Anonymousreply 59November 28, 2024 3:28 PM

r59 MARY!

by Anonymousreply 60November 28, 2024 3:44 PM

I was talking about Rosie O'Donnell and her big crush that she had on Tom Cruise. Sorry, I should have mad it clearer.

by Anonymousreply 61November 28, 2024 4:10 PM

Rosie and her “Tommy”, that was a laugh.

by Anonymousreply 62November 28, 2024 4:14 PM

Yes, she was just ridiculous with that.

by Anonymousreply 63November 28, 2024 4:19 PM

[quote]I don't think they were together, but Rosie had that show and she would always play "Tommy can you hear me." On some Fischer price radio or something. That used to piss me.off for some damned reason. Like she was really.into him. Show biz is just shitty!

During Rosie's daytime talk show (1996-2002) she often went on and on about her supposed crush on Tom Cruise.

I remember she ended her popular show because of 9/11 (though she finished the season) and then came out immediately afterward.

by Anonymousreply 64November 28, 2024 4:26 PM

Yikes at R55, both Hugh and wife look ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 65November 28, 2024 4:51 PM

Rosie was such an obvious bulldyke from day one, it was laughable she pretended to be straight.

by Anonymousreply 66November 28, 2024 4:53 PM

Ellen

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by Anonymousreply 67November 28, 2024 5:06 PM

Liza and that flamer she was married to for a hot minute.

by Anonymousreply 68November 28, 2024 5:27 PM

^^which one?

by Anonymousreply 69November 28, 2024 5:35 PM

R67, you can really feel the chemistry in that pic! 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

by Anonymousreply 70November 28, 2024 6:36 PM

Luke Evans and that publicist he was "dating"

by Anonymousreply 71November 28, 2024 6:39 PM

Barry Diller and Diane Von Furstenberg.

by Anonymousreply 72November 28, 2024 7:43 PM

Lots of fantasizing here

by Anonymousreply 73November 28, 2024 7:44 PM

Don’t make me post this again!

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by Anonymousreply 74November 28, 2024 8:18 PM

Jake G and the “model” from France he’s been dating for the past few years. Her beard contract pays her $20,000/month.

by Anonymousreply 75November 28, 2024 9:01 PM

Pete Buttigieg!

Obviously the most manly heterosexual out there, but pretending to be gay for the woke votes.

by Anonymousreply 76November 28, 2024 9:10 PM

Barbara and Roy 4 ever!

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by Anonymousreply 77November 28, 2024 9:26 PM

George Michael and Pat Fernandez/George Michael and make-up artist Kathy Yeung (he once gushed about how he fell in love with her while she was doing his make-up, which he described as the most sensual experience ever).

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by Anonymousreply 78November 28, 2024 9:32 PM

Four words that will live in DL infamy:

"I love you, Diane!"

by Anonymousreply 79November 28, 2024 10:00 PM

Oh dear, it's "Dianne", my bad...

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by Anonymousreply 80November 28, 2024 10:07 PM

Any handsome actor that marries an older blonde British/Australian woman:

Max Caulfield/Juliet Mills

Matt Lattanzi/Olivia Newton-John

Hugh Jackman/ Deborra-Lee Furness

by Anonymousreply 81November 28, 2024 10:07 PM

Rip Taylor and Phylis Diller as a couple on Tattletales Charles Nelson Reilly and Julie Harris as a couple on Tattletales Tab Hunter & Connie Stevens as a couple on Tattletales

by Anonymousreply 82November 28, 2024 10:12 PM

R81 “Any handsome actor that marries an older blonde British/Australian woman:”

Michael Ball (62) / Cathy McGowan (81)

(Not that he is handsome…)

by Anonymousreply 83November 28, 2024 10:19 PM

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough

by Anonymousreply 84November 28, 2024 10:23 PM

Kevin Spacey and Helen Hunt

by Anonymousreply 85November 28, 2024 10:23 PM

Ellen Paige and Alexander Skarsgard

by Anonymousreply 86November 28, 2024 10:55 PM

Elton John and Renate Blauel

by Anonymousreply 87November 29, 2024 1:36 AM

Eric Stonestreet and Bethany Frankel.

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by Anonymousreply 88November 29, 2024 5:52 AM

Tim Scott and his "wife"

by Anonymousreply 89November 29, 2024 6:49 AM

[quote]Luke Evans and that publicist he was "dating"

Didn't Luke Evans go in & out of the closet more than once?

by Anonymousreply 90November 29, 2024 8:11 AM

We used to call her Olivia Neutron Bomb

Ha ha ha

by Anonymousreply 91November 29, 2024 8:30 AM

R73

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by Anonymousreply 92November 29, 2024 1:06 PM

Ewwww. I lost what little respect I had for Eric after seeing that pic, R88

by Anonymousreply 93November 29, 2024 1:24 PM

[quote]Michael Ball (62) / Cathy McGowan (81)

If it's true that Michael Ball is bearding, I find that hilarious. Gay actors usually beard because they already are or have a shot at becoming movie or TV stars in leading-man roles, and the chances of that ever happening for Ball were always approximately zero. His area is musical theater, and I REALLY don't think it's necessary to beard if you're in that field.

by Anonymousreply 94November 29, 2024 1:34 PM

Does anyone remember that manufactured drama re Kristen Stewart and some married director she was "caught" with? I think she was trying to break up the media hyped bearding with her Twilight co-star.

by Anonymousreply 95November 29, 2024 2:22 PM

Joseph and Mary.

by Anonymousreply 96November 29, 2024 6:03 PM

Who was that QUEEN who married Martha Raye just to pretend to be a he-man?

A heterosexual studmuffin who could get a hottie like The Big Mouth?

by Anonymousreply 97November 29, 2024 6:57 PM

Bert Parks and Annette Leibman. Annette practically made a career out of looking the other way when Bert brought his handsome young "proteges" to live in the pool house. Just until they got on their feet.

by Anonymousreply 98November 29, 2024 7:10 PM

Ryan Seacrest. New beard every two or three years.

by Anonymousreply 99November 29, 2024 7:18 PM

Magician David Copperfield's girlfriend, Claudia Schiffer, was revealed to be on his corporate payroll for $200,00 a year.

by Anonymousreply 100November 29, 2024 7:22 PM

^^Nice gig if you can get it!

by Anonymousreply 101November 29, 2024 7:24 PM

R31 a couple of those guys fucked her.

by Anonymousreply 102November 29, 2024 7:27 PM

When Tony Perkins and Tab Hunter were a couple, actress Venetia Stevenson bearded for both of them.

by Anonymousreply 103November 29, 2024 7:28 PM

Tom and Mimi. Tom and Nicole. Tom and Katie.

by Anonymousreply 104November 29, 2024 7:39 PM

Keith and Nicole.

by Anonymousreply 105November 29, 2024 7:44 PM

R100, Copperfield is a straight perv. Ask the women he assaulted

by Anonymousreply 106November 29, 2024 9:42 PM

Tab Hunter and Natalie Wood

by Anonymousreply 107November 29, 2024 10:05 PM

Remember when raging heterosexual Evan Lysacek and designer Vera Wang were "dating"?

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by Anonymousreply 108November 29, 2024 10:26 PM

Is Lysacek still married to the beard wife?

by Anonymousreply 109November 29, 2024 10:34 PM

Tim Tebow and wife

by Anonymousreply 110November 29, 2024 10:36 PM

Dang R108, Vera Wang should sell those designer bags under her eyes.

by Anonymousreply 111November 29, 2024 10:45 PM

[quote] Does anyone remember that manufactured drama re Kristen Stewart and some married director she was "caught" with? I think she was trying to break up the media hyped bearding with her Twilight co-star.

I think Kristen Stewart is a lesbian-leaning bisexual. I think that she was having an opportunistic relationship with the dumb-ass married director.

by Anonymousreply 112November 29, 2024 10:52 PM

[quote]Magician David Copperfield's girlfriend, Claudia Schiffer, was revealed to be on his corporate payroll for $200,00 a year.

R100 Why wouldn't a celebrity put their s/u on the payroll?

by Anonymousreply 113November 30, 2024 1:44 AM

Fag Tammy Cruise OWNS this thread.

by Anonymousreply 114November 30, 2024 3:49 AM

🎵 Tommy, can you hear me? 🎵

by Anonymousreply 115November 30, 2024 4:16 AM

Cher and Gollum (Miss David Geffen)

Diana Von Furstenberg (cunt face bitch from hell)-Miss Barry Diller

Miss Cruise-Nicole Kidman

Miss Cruise-Katie Holmes

Paris Lesbiana Hilton-every man she pretend dated until she married her beard husband

by Anonymousreply 116November 30, 2024 5:04 AM

Jim and Tammy-Faye

by Anonymousreply 117November 30, 2024 5:07 AM

Henry Cavill and Jillian Michaels

by Anonymousreply 118November 30, 2024 6:41 AM

Liza Minnelli and ever man she has married.

by Anonymousreply 119November 30, 2024 7:06 AM

Henrietta Cavill and the woman who is "carrying his child". Please! I have an easier time believing Jeremy Renner actually impregnated that woman!

by Anonymousreply 120November 30, 2024 7:17 AM

Wait, Henry Cavill dated Jillian Michaels?! When was this?

by Anonymousreply 121November 30, 2024 6:06 PM

Henry also dated MAGA dyke Gina Carano!

by Anonymousreply 122November 30, 2024 8:46 PM

Henry likes the butch chicks

by Anonymousreply 123November 30, 2024 9:10 PM

Aaron Rodgers with any female celeb.

by Anonymousreply 124December 1, 2024 4:36 AM

I just wanted to thank you all for this thread. It’s been informative, funny - evocative of hideous couples from days gone by; like Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman , with a promise of more hideous couples to despise in the future.

by Anonymousreply 125December 1, 2024 5:24 AM

Miss Cory Booker& his Fiancée Rosario Dawson

I really believed it was TRUE LOVE!!

by Anonymousreply 126December 1, 2024 3:52 PM

R120 R121 R122 R123 “Henry likes his butch chicks”

Poor Henry has been basically sold by his agency to the mob, bearded by various trashy gangster molls (Natalie Viscuso, Gina Carano etc.) who can’t even understand his English accent let alone his sexual needs.

I feel sorry for that poor bottom…

by Anonymousreply 127December 2, 2024 9:35 AM
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