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Comic Anthony Jeselnik opens up about his sexuality — is he a bi king?

In a rare moment of candor, stand-up comic Anthony Jeselnik spoke about his sexuality in a new interview, which has us wondering if he just came out as bisexual.

During a long interview with Vulture to promote his upcoming Netflix special Bones and All, the 45-year-old comedian opened up about the reason he quit a project about bisexuality and gave an honest, if vague, window into his own sexuality.

In the past, Jeselnik — who at one point dated fellow comedian, Amy Schumer — has tried to keep his private life out of the spotlight but has spoken about women he’s dated in past interviews and even in his stand-up routines, Queerty reports.

Back in 2014, Jeselnik was developing a show for FX, which he described in the Vulture profile as being like a “bisexual Louie.” But he had second thoughts about his involvement and ultimately decided to walk away — and gave back the money — even after the network told him he could write the scripts without having to star in the show.

“I said, ‘You know what? I don’t even want to work on this anymore. I don’t want to do a narrative, I don’t want to talk about sexuality. It doesn’t really benefit my comedy.’ Writing the story, writing all the characters, it was like, This is too much,” Jeselnik explained.

When interviewer Kathryn VanArendonk asked if the character in the show was based on his own life or someone he created, he replied, “A little of both. It would’ve been someone figuring out their sexuality later.”

Jeselnik didn’t seem ready to elaborate, but when pushed about whether this was an experience he was familiar with, he said, “Sure. Yeah.”

VanArendonk then asks if the reason he left the project was because he didn’t want his sexuality to be part of his identity as a comedian. “I didn’t really have a comedic angle on it,” Jeselnik answered. “It was like, Oh, maybe I’m gonna try this out. Then I was like, No, I don’t really have anything to say about it, so maybe it’s someone else’s story to tell. Or just … Yeah, it never really came together, and no one really gave a sh—t.”

Jeselnik posted a link to the profile on his Instagram stories, so he clearly approves of the article, but it looks like we may have to keep waiting for him to be more frank about his sexuality.

Bones and All premieres on Netflix on November 26, 2024.

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by Anonymousreply 136December 3, 2024 2:21 AM

What if we started being more open about love/sexuality and a way to be more loving, instead of being warful? How does being at war help us?

Maybe this is what all this is about.

by Anonymousreply 1November 25, 2024 2:21 AM

I think he's pretty hot.

by Anonymousreply 2November 25, 2024 2:24 AM

Handsome face with a terrible body.

by Anonymousreply 3November 25, 2024 2:31 AM

What’s terrible about his body? It looks fairly standard here:

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by Anonymousreply 4November 25, 2024 2:53 AM

I've always found him so hot.

by Anonymousreply 5November 25, 2024 2:56 AM

I've always liked his stuff, he always has a punch line AFTER a punch line. Usually cutting but very funny.

by Anonymousreply 6November 25, 2024 3:03 AM

Who?

by Anonymousreply 7November 25, 2024 3:30 AM

Sexy

by Anonymousreply 8November 25, 2024 3:32 AM

Who says you can’t have it all?

by Anonymousreply 9November 25, 2024 3:33 AM

It says he dated Amy Schumer for a couple of years.

by Anonymousreply 10November 25, 2024 3:38 AM

R10 That's enough to make anyone gay.

by Anonymousreply 11November 25, 2024 3:39 AM

Bisexual “king”

by Anonymousreply 12November 25, 2024 3:42 AM

He goes from moderately cute to homeless.

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by Anonymousreply 13November 25, 2024 3:49 AM

Decades ago, Amy Schumer talked about breaking up with a guy and finding out he was gay. She mentioned that he was a comedian, and many speculated that it was Jeselnik.

by Anonymousreply 14November 25, 2024 3:56 AM

I want his hair.

by Anonymousreply 15November 25, 2024 4:06 AM

Stories about him being into guys have been around for years.

by Anonymousreply 16November 25, 2024 4:03 PM

Once he grew the beard and ‘stache, he became hot AF.

by Anonymousreply 17November 25, 2024 5:02 PM

R4, he one of those guys who looks better dressed.

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by Anonymousreply 18November 25, 2024 5:04 PM

r18 Still very sexy

by Anonymousreply 19November 25, 2024 5:05 PM

Didn’t Amy date two bi or gays? John Cena and this guy. Not surprised.

by Anonymousreply 20November 25, 2024 5:06 PM

I love that Jeselnik goes after the comedians from the Rogansphere. He called Tony Hinchcliffe a hack in one interview and never misses an opportunity to criticize Tim Dillon for being a shameless sellout.

by Anonymousreply 21November 26, 2024 1:43 AM

The Under-45s are obsessed with big stuff. But now that Trump is President they'll go back in the closet for a while.

by Anonymousreply 22November 26, 2024 1:52 AM

He is insanely hot to me, and his jokes go to the most unexpected places.

by Anonymousreply 23November 26, 2024 1:57 AM

[quote]bi king?

Bear king!

by Anonymousreply 24November 26, 2024 2:00 AM

I bet he has a diversified oral fixation. I do find that hot.

by Anonymousreply 25November 26, 2024 2:16 AM

He could do anything he wanted to me as long as he whispered in my ear..

by Anonymousreply 26November 26, 2024 2:29 AM

He was on Grindr for awhile, according to an old thread I remember.

by Anonymousreply 27November 26, 2024 2:32 AM

I'm trying to picture the kind of guy he'd be attracted to, and it’s puzzling. He’s an outlier, which may be what he’s getting at in the interview.

by Anonymousreply 28November 26, 2024 2:36 AM

Cute. And I love his bright green eyes.

by Anonymousreply 29November 26, 2024 4:48 AM

I can imagine him doing some homosex action with Daniel Tosh.

by Anonymousreply 30November 26, 2024 4:52 AM

I'd lick his shitter!

by Anonymousreply 31November 26, 2024 4:57 AM

I've always found him insanely hot and funny as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 32November 26, 2024 5:33 AM

I've also always thought he was hot, and I actually think he's gotten better-looking with age. The longer hair looks good to me. Very sexy voice too. There have been gay rumors about him for a long time I think.

by Anonymousreply 33November 26, 2024 5:40 AM

Sexy voice. And I like his humor with the big arc of a single theme through s performance and the punchlines that go sicker than you are led to expect.

I admire his talent at constructing a set or a performance, but it doesn't add up to any sexual appeal beyond, say, generically good looking. The number of jokes that begin with "My sister..." or some other woman at a sexless distance has made.mw wonder if he is gay. If he is, I wouldn't expect him to venture out of his closet.

by Anonymousreply 34November 26, 2024 7:27 AM

I suspect he has a huge schlong

by Anonymousreply 35November 26, 2024 8:08 AM

Who?

by Anonymousreply 36November 26, 2024 8:15 AM

I love his deadpan delivery. He's handsome.

by Anonymousreply 37November 26, 2024 9:06 AM

"You don't know the first thing about pain until you've seen your own child drown in a bathtub.

"And you definitely. Don't know anything. About how to wash a baby."

by Anonymousreply 38November 26, 2024 8:15 PM

It's kind of wild how different he looks if you Google his name and look at the pics.

I've always thought he was handsome but his humor just always went a bit too far and dark for me. It's like he thinks of the worst things anyone can say and then writes a joke around to say that phrase.

I have found him funny - it's just not for me. It gets old after awhile.

by Anonymousreply 39November 26, 2024 8:24 PM

The Jeselnik-Rosenthal Vanity Project is a great podcast. I'm a little in love with him because of it.

by Anonymousreply 40November 26, 2024 8:27 PM

I'm trying to think what gay porn star he reminds me of...

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by Anonymousreply 41November 26, 2024 8:29 PM

He's not aging well. His looks have peaked. Was hot AF though. I think I only watched his standup specials because he was so good looking.

by Anonymousreply 42November 26, 2024 11:07 PM

He was on Grindr in LA years ago for a short time.

by Anonymousreply 43November 27, 2024 1:20 AM

I actually remember seeing him on Grindr and thought it was a catfish. Now it seems as if it really was him.

by Anonymousreply 44November 27, 2024 3:35 AM

Doesn't matter. He's not hot anymore.

by Anonymousreply 45November 27, 2024 3:41 AM

I think he’s hot AF!

by Anonymousreply 46November 27, 2024 3:43 AM

In all the interviews he's giving for the show, it looks like he's had some excellent filler and botox work. Bravo to his doctor...

by Anonymousreply 47November 27, 2024 3:53 AM

Once he grew the beard I lost interest; he had the most awesome sideburns but now he looks homeless. The other teams can keep him.

by Anonymousreply 48November 27, 2024 4:43 AM

He can be bi with me anytime.

by Anonymousreply 49November 27, 2024 5:34 AM

That sounds weird. Somebody offers you to produce a TV show and you say 'No thanks, I'm good.' I'm sure there is more to it than he not having a good narrative to tell. More likely, the studio gave up on him or his proposal midway through development.

by Anonymousreply 50November 27, 2024 7:54 AM

I dated several bisexual men, one slept with my best friend for a job, the other wound up being a good friend.

There’s too much that’s NOT funny about being bisexual, and it is more woefully unappealing to more women that find out than the handful of gays that would be attracted to it. I also think the women he was involved with would quickly see themselves in any skit he made!

by Anonymousreply 51November 27, 2024 8:59 AM

The special was hysterical. He's the master of the unexpected but perfect punch line.

And come on — he looks great for 45.

by Anonymousreply 52November 27, 2024 5:47 PM

Would suck/rim him for days.

by Anonymousreply 53November 27, 2024 5:50 PM

R1 doesn't realize how drinking affects the posts she writes.

And if she isn't drinking, she needs to see a professional anyway.

by Anonymousreply 54November 27, 2024 6:01 PM

So he had a nose job.

by Anonymousreply 55November 27, 2024 6:02 PM

Bisexuality is a dead end for comedy, and Jeselnik is also saying that he's not equipped for character-driven narratives.

That's understandable.

Plus that fat gash Schumer would bring out the man-love in any man.

by Anonymousreply 56November 27, 2024 6:04 PM

A threeway with him and Charlie Day is my dream date.

by Anonymousreply 57November 27, 2024 6:06 PM

He has a big douchebro audience, coming out would kill his career.

by Anonymousreply 58November 27, 2024 6:29 PM

If he was with Schumer, I expect he had a fling with Ralphie May before the inevitable.

by Anonymousreply 59November 27, 2024 7:32 PM

Bi=narcissist

by Anonymousreply 60November 27, 2024 7:49 PM

Anthony on the Tom Papa podcast today.

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by Anonymousreply 61November 27, 2024 9:09 PM

I think I fucked him once. A lot hairier than I expected.

Unless it was Schumer.

by Anonymousreply 62November 27, 2024 10:02 PM

He's irreverent in a douchey way.

by Anonymousreply 63November 27, 2024 10:04 PM

And you're douchey in a reverent way, Mother Superior.

by Anonymousreply 64November 27, 2024 10:06 PM

Hot, yes, but really no patience for these esoteric word salads. You’re clever, you’re 45, you should know wether you are attracted to men or not. Otherwise just keep quiet.

by Anonymousreply 65November 27, 2024 10:16 PM

I want to see a sex tape with him and Sam Morril

by Anonymousreply 66November 27, 2024 10:18 PM

And who'd eat a yard of his shit just to see the hole it came out of?

by Anonymousreply 67November 27, 2024 10:23 PM

r65 he knows his sexuality, of course. But he's in a business where coming out would hurt his brand.

by Anonymousreply 68November 27, 2024 10:24 PM

Of course, r68, but this testing the waters at his stage are tiresome. He’s old enough. If it he thinks it hurts his brand just shut up and say something when you’re ready (like in twenty years ans you are irrelevant or so). We’re not in the 1950s

by Anonymousreply 69November 27, 2024 10:46 PM

Due to the nature of most of his audience, coming out is not possible. It's a business, after all.

by Anonymousreply 70November 27, 2024 10:49 PM

R66 I may possibly kill myself to watch that (post-viewing of course). Sam is my number one comedian crush. I find him absurdly hot.. I suspect the cock is big and gorgeous. And he’s really hairy. I want to see shirtless pictures of him but I’ve scoured the internet and they don’t seem to exist.

by Anonymousreply 71November 27, 2024 11:04 PM

Sam is hot. He has a sexy, deep voice, too. I just wish his comedy sets were better.

by Anonymousreply 72November 27, 2024 11:06 PM

Fun fact: Sam Morril is Ansel Elgort's cousin.

by Anonymousreply 73November 27, 2024 11:06 PM

Fat female celebrities like Amy Schumer and Star Jones always think hot guys are going to fuck them because of their inner beauty. Then they're horrified to discover the guys who fucked them were really interested in men all along.

by Anonymousreply 74November 27, 2024 11:11 PM

The obnoxious Matteo Lane (possibly a DL love-to-hate fave?) moved into Sam’s old apartment apparently, and the two had this moment onstage where Sam admitted that he would jerk off and shoot his loads into the sink. I am jealous of the sink drain.

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by Anonymousreply 75November 27, 2024 11:12 PM

He's had man ass in his face for sure!! What a homo

by Anonymousreply 76November 27, 2024 11:21 PM

R75 Matteo isn't doing the gay community any favors, that's for damn sure

by Anonymousreply 77November 27, 2024 11:57 PM

I hate Matteo Lane. Obnoxious and not funny. And not hot at all, even though he thinks he's the hottest piece of ass there is.

by Anonymousreply 78November 27, 2024 11:59 PM

R78 his comedy does nothing for me and I too find him obnoxious. He recently got hair plugs which I think look bad, and he appears to me to have gotten some plastic surgery on his face as well (he’s admitted to the former, not the latter).

by Anonymousreply 79November 28, 2024 2:59 AM

They all get plastic surgery. Hell, if you live in LA the receptionist at your dentist's office has had work done.

by Anonymousreply 80November 28, 2024 3:01 AM

r35 I suspect you are right. He did a bit about putting a cashew on his cock head while erect and catapulting it into his mouth. You need a pretty good-sized dick to do that.

by Anonymousreply 81November 28, 2024 3:10 AM

His stand-up special "Fire in the Maternity Ward" has one of my favorite titles. LOL

by Anonymousreply 82November 28, 2024 1:01 PM

r81 that was Dane Cook.

by Anonymousreply 83November 28, 2024 2:12 PM

I always thought he was a bit horsey. I think the beard does wonders.

by Anonymousreply 84November 28, 2024 2:23 PM

R82, take that LOL and shove it up where your IUD should be.

by Anonymousreply 85November 28, 2024 3:14 PM

Didn't Matteo, la feminina, have a bit part in a movie? I remember seeing him and asking Eldergay if that was considered a bit part, he said very bit part, yes he's looking like a doll baby, probably looks good presenting hole, even at his age. Any nasty pics circulating?

by Anonymousreply 86November 28, 2024 5:52 PM

Matteo makes such a big deal about his Italian heritage, but in reality he’s just a quarter Italian.

by Anonymousreply 87November 29, 2024 1:48 AM

^ That must be the quarter that regulates height.

by Anonymousreply 88November 30, 2024 6:11 AM

His latest Netflix special was fantastic. He went after Joe Rogan and his cartel of "bro" comics again, this time more aggressively than ever before. It was wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 89November 30, 2024 6:27 AM

[quote]I hate Matteo Lane. Obnoxious and not funny.

I hate Lane's comedy acts. But in an interview or simply talking, I don't dislike him, and at times I've been surprised to find him entertaining and (slightly) insightful. He's still gay as Christmas, but not hysterically so every fucking three seconds.

It's odd that comedians are so often stuck like a bug in amber. They are not allowed to grow up or change their acts except in tiny increments to acknowledge their (and their audience's) aging. There are exceptions who have been able to change the tone or the essence of the act, but very few I would say.

On another matter, while I quite like Jeselnik's voice, but Sam Morril's is a voice to follow into war, or, much better, into debauchery. Besides the voice, I like the way his eyes light up at any hint of any sort of perversity.

by Anonymousreply 90November 30, 2024 7:43 PM

I would've fucked him six ways to Sunday

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by Anonymousreply 91November 30, 2024 7:57 PM

But neither Anthony ore Matteo have pouty cocksucker lips, no?

by Anonymousreply 92November 30, 2024 9:10 PM

I'd suck him until his skull caved in.

by Anonymousreply 93November 30, 2024 9:12 PM

It's known in the industry that he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 94December 1, 2024 2:23 AM

The industry = a bunch of drunken idiot assholes and their agents?

by Anonymousreply 95December 1, 2024 2:35 AM

No, the comedy community. I have friends who are in it in LA.

by Anonymousreply 96December 1, 2024 2:37 AM

Do they all crash at Bobby Lee’s house?

by Anonymousreply 97December 1, 2024 2:42 AM

Is he a West Coast or East Coast comic mostly? (NY or LA)

by Anonymousreply 98December 1, 2024 3:27 AM

He's based in LA.

by Anonymousreply 99December 1, 2024 3:50 AM

I always found him attractive but he didn't ping for me!

by Anonymousreply 100December 1, 2024 4:07 AM

Those eyes would be my weakness.

by Anonymousreply 101December 1, 2024 4:09 AM

I see him as a sassy, bratty bottom, who knows exactly what buttons to press to make his tops go crazy

by Anonymousreply 102December 1, 2024 11:39 AM

"I was at a bar last week, and sitting at the other end was my favorite porn star. So I said to the bartender, 'You see that girl there? She's not old enough to be in here.'"

by Anonymousreply 103December 1, 2024 12:26 PM

I'd let him cum in my mouth

by Anonymousreply 104December 1, 2024 1:53 PM

I'd let him flood my hole with his jizz

by Anonymousreply 105December 1, 2024 3:09 PM

His hair and beard look very dewy in that pic. Did he pass out on the front lawn again?

by Anonymousreply 106December 1, 2024 3:15 PM

His humor is so inappropriate at times, but that's why I like him.

In his standup special on Netflix, he talks about buying furniture that will be conversation pieces, so he ordered a child's coffin online. Then he says he was really disappointed when it arrived because it was empty.

by Anonymousreply 107December 1, 2024 4:45 PM

He’s kind of like Louis without the ego.

by Anonymousreply 108December 1, 2024 4:48 PM

I love when he talks about hating pregnant women.

"Fuck those fat bitches, am I right?"

by Anonymousreply 109December 1, 2024 4:49 PM

What types of guys does he like I wonder.

by Anonymousreply 110December 1, 2024 6:50 PM

He just did Marc Maron's podcast, good episode. He hates Joe Rogan.

by Anonymousreply 111December 1, 2024 7:05 PM

He sounds and looks lovely. Shall we start a queue?

by Anonymousreply 112December 1, 2024 7:11 PM

R112, not likely I'm already first in line.

by Anonymousreply 113December 1, 2024 7:16 PM

[quote]What types of guys does he like I wonder.

It’ll be twinks

by Anonymousreply 114December 1, 2024 8:10 PM

I can see him with twinks. Jeselnik comes off as the dominant alpha male type, and he probably prefers the submissive twink type.

by Anonymousreply 115December 1, 2024 8:42 PM

I saw his Netflix gig- very funny and yes he was sexy-

by Anonymousreply 116December 1, 2024 8:49 PM

He is probably a super submissive bottom for bossy trannies.

by Anonymousreply 117December 1, 2024 11:50 PM

I want to see the Jeseldick.

by Anonymousreply 118December 2, 2024 12:03 AM

I want to bang the Jeselmussy.

by Anonymousreply 119December 2, 2024 12:10 AM

If I remember he was pretty clear about wanting to be dominated, preferably by a blatino ex-con who also was husbear material.

by Anonymousreply 120December 2, 2024 12:12 AM

Bet he’s a sight in the shower

by Anonymousreply 121December 2, 2024 1:28 AM

HE. IS. GAY.

This has been a poorly kept secret for years and years.

Beyond that — stylistically, no straight guy gets as dark as he does. They have no reason to. AJ's dark humor is almost camp. But because he hasn't "declared," it's just "edgy."

And I understand. I'm the same age. Our generation was all about "no labels." For survival reasons but also artistic ones — every creative statement deserves to be taken seriously in the objective lens. Now everyone wants everything to be processed according to the speaker's tribal affiliation.

by Anonymousreply 122December 2, 2024 1:49 AM

If he's bi he's probably a bottom. Most of them are. Gay, goes either way.

by Anonymousreply 123December 2, 2024 1:52 AM

[quote]R122: Beyond that — stylistically, no straight guy gets as dark as he does. They have no reason to.

An unfounded, blatantly biased wretch this is, who proves it with:

[quote]R122: Now everyone wants everything to be processed according to the speaker's tribal affiliation.

"Everyone wants everything...."

She just in love with herself, against the nasty world of actual people with informed opinions.

by Anonymousreply 124December 2, 2024 3:37 AM

Mentioned as being a closet case in this thread

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by Anonymousreply 125December 2, 2024 3:46 AM

[quote] She just in love with herself

Maybe she speak better English

by Anonymousreply 126December 2, 2024 4:38 AM

I would like to be inside him quite deeply

by Anonymousreply 127December 2, 2024 4:37 PM

I haven't seen his stand up, but if he hates Joe Rogan, he's okay in my book.

by Anonymousreply 128December 2, 2024 5:12 PM

He doesn't hate Rogan. They are friends, but he says that the people who listen to Rogan's podcast are total losers.

by Anonymousreply 129December 2, 2024 5:22 PM

Bet he has a lovely hairy cock

by Anonymousreply 130December 2, 2024 7:08 PM

R130, what is an hairy cock?

Started the netflix show, and yes, he is hot. But the talking rhythm is excruciatingly slow.

by Anonymousreply 131December 2, 2024 10:05 PM

R131 = Cockney

by Anonymousreply 132December 2, 2024 10:10 PM

[quote] He hates Joe Rogan.

I think he hates what Joe Rogan has become over the years. Joe Rogan was once a soft libertarian with progressive leanings (he endorsed Bernie Sanders in 2020, after all). Now he has shifted extremely to the Right and platforms a lot of hacky right-wing comedians who parrot Fox News talking points.

Much like with Elon Musk, Covid and the shutdown really fucked up Rogan's brain, and he hasn't been the same since. Jeselnik said he would not return to Joe Rogan's podcast again as he doesn't want his brand to be associated with the Rogansphere.

by Anonymousreply 133December 3, 2024 12:29 AM

Based on his art collection and the books on his shelves (in that New York mag profile), Anthony is a lot closer to being John Waters than Joe Rogan.

by Anonymousreply 134December 3, 2024 1:07 AM

[quote]Based on his art collection and the books on his shelves (in that New York mag profile)...

Where is this profile, please? I don't find anything in New York mag

by Anonymousreply 135December 3, 2024 2:20 AM

^^It's the Vulture article linked above.

by Anonymousreply 136December 3, 2024 2:21 AM
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