What the hell is gooning exactly?

Gooning is where you jack off, edging yourself until you are in a goon-like trance where your eyes roll back and your tongue hangs out. You may or may not be drooling, but your cock definitely is. Some people use the term loosely to refer to masturbation in general, but there's more to it than that.

It's the usual slobbering-dogface with vacant eyes and growling barks until the edge is unlocked and opened.

Then it's finally really real.

Gooon to the moon

Go to bed you moron

This thread isn’t your journal, fool

The saying worked once and was flawless in the thread it was posted in R5.

Don't use it all over DL like a fuckwit.

I always understood that is was jerking off with a weird or funny expression on your face.

Like a forced expression

[Quote] Gooning is where you jack off, edging yourself until you are in a goon-like trance where your eyes roll back and your tongue hangs out.

This never happens.

Gooning is masturbating when done by someone who is addicted to it and has replaced any sort of relationship with masturbation.

In other words, lots of millennials and virtually all male Gen Z and Gen A.

Who’s Gooning Who?

it just sounds like an extreme form of edging, taken to some weird extreme.

yuck.

Goon is disgusting wine in a bag

The gooning community is also all about embracing porn addiction and chronically masturbating. This shit can get weird quick. There are people who have built a 'goon cave,' basically a room full of monitors playing porn (or posters depicting porn) and sex toys. Poppers plays a big role in gooning as well.

Good LORD, i'm glad i stopped with CB five or six years ago.

What is CB? Chronic bating?

Post more gooning videos. I need these for research

CB=Chaturbate, the pre-cursor to OnlyFans.

So it’s extreme and ultra prolonged edging? Sure, why not.

We goon listening to Joe Rogan.

Again, r19, that’s mostly bullshit baked into the goon backstory. Gooning has more to do with jerking off consuming your life than constant edging.

Good lord, you big dumb goon!

Is it me, Is it you? R11

They also use these weird captions, like this.

It's a depraved community.

And then there's just super weird stuff like this video. I mean, who writes a song about jerking off?

r1 Thanks for that description. I keep seeing this, and thought it was just regular jerking off.

[quote]The gooning community

Well that made me laugh

God I’m gay

I misread the thread title as “grooming” and came here to post “OP have you seriously not seen ‘Gigi’?”

Loads of gooning zoom rooms in gay zoom sub reddit. Same guys edging for hours. I wonder how they exist.

Everyone looks retarded with the wacky faces guys make when they’re gooning.

There’s a website with all the gooners: Bateworld or something like that. It’s fun watching them on live video but the whole the gets old quickly. Plus a lot of them are straight, which is weird

I gather it's somewhat the same as "gettin' stupid". I saw an amateur porn video a couple years ago where the two guy were both masturbating each other furiously. Then one of them said "you ready to get stupid on this shit?" and the other one muttered "fuck yeah". They then pulled out the poppers and literally got stupid on that shit before they shot their loads with their eyes rolled back in their heads and their tongues hanging out, thrashing their heads back and forth.

It's when you fuck Seann William Scott.

The desire to excessively masturbate, I get. The urge to drive yourself into a state of arousal so intense that your brain shuts down, I get. The obsession to keep yourself at that state for as long as you can, I get. But why the insistence that this experience MUST manifest itself with crossed eyes and extended tongue? Why do they assume every single man in the world would make that same facial expression in that circumstance? That part of it makes the practice seem really insincere. It feels less a genuine sexual activity and more of an online performance.

I'm probably thinking about this too much.

I guess it could be real… but it seems very performative on cam sites. Exactly like R30 and R33 describe.

It's probably not a terrible thing seeing as how boomers and genx gave the world the aids

for r10

There are lots of tangents from gooning to kinks that most people don't like, so a warning to tread carefully for anyone exploring that world.

It's the most extreme form of soft counter culture. The world tells you to be a responsible asexual prude or wait around for pleasure like a little boy scout. But when the world locks you out of certain spaces and keeps things from you, you turn that isolation & that privation into your greatest power. You pleasure yourself constantly & worship the perversions of the world that spurned you. It's like electricity, igniting one's internal pride and self-satisfaction in a loop. Plus, when gooning is combined with overeating, NEETdom, and anonymous internet accounts that allow someone to say cruel things to one's perceived enemies, you can cover nearly all 7 deadly sins. That's why one of the largest tangents for gooning is performative Satanism.

As silly as it sounds, it might become something akin to a religion for men left behind in society, particularly previously "heterosexual" men.

Huh. I didn't realize it was so organized. I just thought it was a funny name for wanking while watching porn.

I have no idea why anyone would want to watch someone do that.

If it wasn't so sad that people really lose themselves in this mindset, it's a fascinating development. And, yes, from what I've learned, it's related to a lot of tangential kinks, just like R37 said.

The interesting thing about gooners is that they know that they're losers. Instead of being ashamed, they celebrate it.

Solipsistic hedonism as the ultimate avoidance strategy with regard to the malaise of our information age (alienation, constant pressure, polarization). Porn has existed for millennia, but this feels distinctly 21st century.

R14 Very popular on reddit r/GayZoom where everyone masturbates together on cam.

[Quote] The urge to drive yourself into a state of arousal so intense that your brain shuts down, I get.

Again … this never happens

Some of them also like to reveal who they are to the world--because you're not supposed to be ashamed of gooning. They put their drivers licenses up to the camera to all viewers can see their names and addresses.

The whole thing is so odd

It’s an excuse not to fuck you until you ask for it.

[quote]Huh. I didn't realize it was so organized. I just thought it was a funny name for wanking while watching porn.

I just thought that it was about the funny faces they make. Who knew?

Maybe I'm insane, but the idea of a man being so extremely dedicated to his cock and ejaculatory needs is kind of hot (so long as it's a temporary state—someone who does this to the point that they do not function at all in the world is... well, dark). I do enjoy the occasional good prolonged jerk session as I think most men do.

There's a creator on TikTok who hawks reclining desk chairs and he describes them as good to goon on.

Jeff Cohen was the most obsessed with it. Right on top of the craft services table, for fuck's sake!

Look at a photo of Donald Trump and the vast majority of his followers and you will see the epitome of gooning.

[quote] They then pulled out the poppers and literally got stupid on that shit before they shot their loads with their eyes rolled back in their heads and their tongues hanging out, thrashing their heads back and forth.

R31 that sounds utterly Linda Blair-esque. Does a crucifix entering an orifice happen at any point?

I thought it was similar to, or complimentary to, edging.

Men with no jobs and no purpose in life masturbating for hours at a time.

Another reason people like this is because gooning is relatively fair. You don't need to have hot abs or a huge dick to goon.

You mean they want people out of their league. Surely sex is better than gooning.

I suspected this was jacking off with a stupid look on your face - cross-eyed/other. I've seen it online and people just look stupid - I don't get it.

We are spending way too much time on phones and internet - for the love of GOD, please go out and interact with people.

I can't believe society has come to this.

Whatever do you mean, R53?

This isn't only a gay male activity.

In my day you just went out the bars and had a couple for drinks and got fucked.

Why is sex so difficult for people now?

It's not just sex - imagine posting a pic to the entire world of you naked, jerking your junk and...cherry on the cake...making a face like you're retarded.

When people got bored before they did stuff and went places - now it's 'what stupid thing can I post' or those stupid challenges.

Gooners will plant the seeds of a pleasure-fueled, pleasure-focused future for humanity. Let’s end all wars and worship greasy, musky dong together ❤️

[quote] Why is sex so difficult for people now?

Because people are so pitifully unfuckable now and everyone depends on porn or solo masturbation. Gen Z recoils at actual sex.