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John Oliver refers to Matt Gaetz as "Jeffrey Epstein if he went to shittier beaches" 🤣🤣🤣

John Oliver spent part of his Sunday evening tearing into President-elect Donald Trump’s Cabinet nominees, calling them awful ā€œeven by his low standards.ā€

But he saved his harshest quips for former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), Trump’s pick for attorney general. Oliver said that when Gaetz was in high school, he was voted ā€œmost likely to not be allowed within 500 feet of here.ā€

Gaetz was under federal investigation in a sex trafficking probe involving a 17-year-old girl, although no charges were brought and the investigation was eventually dropped. He was also under investigation by the House Ethics Committee until his resignation last week.

Oliver played a supercut in which Gaetz was blasted by conservatives, including former national security adviser John Bolton, who said Gaetz’s selection ā€œmust be the worst nomination for a Cabinet position in American history.ā€

ā€œIt might,ā€ Oliver agreed. ā€œBut get used to it, because ā€˜the worst blank in American history’ is going to be this administration’s MO going forward. So, get ready for the worst Easter egg roll in American history. The Easter Bunny will be on fire, every egg will be filled with expired mayonnaise, and all the kids who don’t win will be immediately put into foster care.ā€

Oliver noted that one Republican lawmaker said ā€œare you shittin’ me?ā€ when he was told Trump had picked Gaetz.

He called that reaction ā€œobjectively the correct response to the idea that this guy could be attorney general: a man who my lawyers insist I cannot call ā€˜Jeffrey Epstein if he went to shittier beaches,’ so I am not going to do that.ā€

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by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2024 1:43 PM

John Oliver was definitely on a roll....

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by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2024 12:12 PM

even George Will (ugh) said this:

"Matt Gaetz, an arrested-development adolescent with the swagger of a sequined guitarist in a low-rent casino, will not be confirmed. "

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2024 12:35 PM

He sees no problem with men in women's sports. "Jeffrey Epstein if he went to shittier beaches" - what an absolute knee-slapper! Oliver lost touch and relevance and his team of writers can't balance out this fact.

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2024 1:24 PM

Poor little MAGA Snowflake at R3.

So triggered by the truth.

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2024 1:26 PM

And that's the kind of gaslighting that Oliver does as well. 'Who doesn't want men in women's sports is a Nazi.' Yeah no. That's not how this works. Here is a truth for you: men are stronger than women, no matter how hard you're crying about it.

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2024 1:33 PM

John Oliver just went on a rant about why Democrats need men in women’s sports and how they didn’t go progressive enough. He’s a fucking blowhard who needs to be deported.

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2024 1:35 PM

People still listen to him?

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2024 1:35 PM

I thought this was a Matt Gaetz thread.

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2024 1:42 PM

blocked

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2024 1:43 PM
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